omolola@ like the thread goes they are fantasies. salma hayek doesnt give a f.u.ck who i am, my american friend, joe scot, tells me cybil shepherd lives as a recluse that can be viewed from his backyard window while monica belucci has had her fair share on and off the screen. they all broke my heart and i came back to the real world.

omolola@ awwwwww?

3 fantacies i had while growing up.
*salma hayek (i believed all women had to look like her to proclaim themselves beautiful)
*monica bellucci (i believed she was an italian goddess meant for only me)
*cybil shepherd (felt i should have been playing bruce willis part in moonlighting)

if you have an idea about the level of fraud going on at the federal level you will fall sick.

what do you expect from the governor that has done nothing but chase anything in skirts leaving the administration of the state in a lull. late dina revealed so much rut and we nigerian s kept quiet untill he wwas murdered recently. need we say more. he has nothing to show for what revenue the state has recieved all this years under his leadership so going for a public debate would have been an avenue for the world to see his pants.

you might be suprised she may just want to get back at him for something. if your friend is feeling uncomfortable at her being around and you value his friendship more than the chic, let her go. on another note a past for both of them had that you never knew about until now means you owe no one of them an obligation. so you might as well atke a ride.enjoy.

im no doc so my view should be taken with a pinch of salt. i think its an anxiety issue. you are so worked up about the act that when its time to kill ali baba your sword turns to jelly. on the other hand if your under pressure to perform, maybe your partner is saying this and that and your trying to meet up it can also become counter productive.

i had a beauty once. and it was the longest relationship i had which was for almost 4 years. it started out with an outright unsolicited kiss from patti. the rest as they say is history. people differ. the guy in question might just stiffen up and ask what a heck. let her drop some hints on his trail if he fails to catch them he may also forget her birthday when they start dating.

its hard but i think you should move on. quite frankly.

here we go again. mate you are simply going through the motions of accepting the reality or change that has occured. your desire to rush into a relationship will not stop the void you are feeling from being there. every one is so unique you will need their clone to fill their space.

turn that page of your life over, seek new friends, mingle, learn a new skill and soon you will stop missing the sound of her voice, her scent, laughter and shadow of her smile. coming to nl mamamia style wont get you there. quite frankly.

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you just exclaimed aloud the cry of the victim.

sola step up and step out. there are a thousand and one beautiful and promising chicks out there waiting. but you wont see them cos youre still looking out for your ex in the crowd.

you have not taken any of the hints ive given you these past days. your destiny is in your hands and is dependent on no else but you cos you make the choices every time. simply put - its your call.

ciao!

sola, if i may call you that, you are still hung up and strung up. if i may add adrift. most rebound relationships dont work cos when you stabilise you will start looking for what you really want. besides i think you need to get into the friendship zone cos you sound like someone who will go whinning about his ex even if someone good did come along. thats not very good. i dont know your location but there must be some mingling zones around there where you can meet people, start conversations, exchange numbers etc. pls dont go whinning about your ex cos whether you like it or not all of us have got one burden or the other we are carrying so your out look matters a lot.

so spruce yourself up young man, you sound intelligent enough to strike of a promising converstion with the kind of chick youre looking for, step confidently like youve got no care and that you can carry her cares youd be suprised that she will be more than willing to be by your side 247.


take the leap sola and i dont mean to be rude - get off that whinning cliff.

trust me guy ive been there and i understand. its curious to think back now that ive gone through all those motions and im standing. not only standing but have also become stronger. have you started on the road i pionted you out on. it may be difficult cos i suspect you are an incurable romantic like me. we love too much.

all in all you need to start. the quiet lonely evenings and endless homealone weekends will come but it will become easier when you start with each passing day.

cioa!

is spiceyhoney the only lady on nl that lives in abj?

them don de form now.

the pains are basically the void that you feel cos like the late mj sang 'she's out of my life, ' secondly its the feeling of rejection. non of like it makes us feel less than what we think we are or worth. then that crazy thought that she is doing what she used to do to me alone with somebody else. im sure you know what i mean. furthermore you miss the fun activities together, her perfume, smell, laughter and shadow of her smile. boy i must tell you its a tough call just wishing all that away. your conatantly looking for a closure. now thats the point where you must reach so you can move on.

start by critically analysing the reason(s) behind the breakup. be objective and agree on the errors made. forgive yourself cos the healing starts from you. then forgive her. when you do you may choose to keep reminders out of the way cos they will break you down every time you come across them. i may sound kinky but i go as far as removing photos gifts from constantly bargging into them. now i can sit back and remnisence cos im over them.

then you must move on. you can follow the tips i gave in my earlier post. you must move on. do some volunteer work if you can find it. its refreshing when you achieve some goals and can help with self worth elbows.

finally my friend again i say life is short enjoy life cos she might not give a hoot about what you feel. move on

a few weeks back i would have said if you love him height doesnt matter until an incident happend. i got called up by a pretty, beautiful 30 year old proffessional. a married lady with a couple of kids. she has a hubby that was on the small side down there and wasnt an episode in bed. she wanted me to arrange on her behalf a discrete affair no questions asked with for a memeorable episode. i did and i still turn at night in awe at what went on. she is till in that need till now cos i feel a little sad at it all.

i say all this to say that if the height is a bother you, you will not be proud to walk down the street with him later. ill advise you buy some time to think through as you wont have a choise later.

my guy i know its difficult after a break up but the next best thing not to do is rush into another one. as the song goes 'wise men say, only fools rush in ' ive had my fair share and im no longer botherd because move on i must but how is what ill share now. i said earlier dont look desperate a babe will get turned off cos you have to be the man - cool and in control. going mama mia wont get you there. mingle at the right places inluding nairaland. if you were in abuja i could pull you into my circle of friends and you may meet someone who is friends to who is so so and so's friend. on sundays vanguard newspapers has this page for intenders for friendship and love if youve got the credit to burn log into any you may fancy and your dream may come true. as for me i engage in a new task or hubby like learning how to play a new musical instrument. if thats too touchy for you join a foreign language class, there might someone to help out with homework after tutorial meetings there. goodluck and pls try to have some fun. life is short.

check out vanguard on sundays check nairalist you will find babaes willing to hook up. my advice though is that you dont sound desperate. that can be counter productive.

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it is possible not to have had Bleep intimacy before and not bleed the day ali baba is killed. a trauma to the vital area could have ruptured the hymen or simple ventures like horse riding (i mean a real horse heheheheeeeeeeee), moto bike or cycle riding can also cause it without you noticing.

the brutal rupturing of the hymen will happen only when it is still in intact on the day you decide to kill ali baba.

VERY INTERESTING COMMENTS. THE ONE ABOUT GETTING BANK LOANS IS LAUGHABLE.
I DONT THINK ITS A ONE SIZE FITS ALL ANSWER. IVE HAD AN EX THAT NEEDED ASSISTANCE WHICH I GAVE WHOLE HEARTEDLY WITHOUT FLINCHING. SHE MAY NOT WANT TO LET THE HUSBAND INTO IT IN ORDER NOT TO HURT HIS EGO. HE MAY ALSO SAY NO IN PRIDE BUT DOES NOT HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE.

SHE MAY ALSO USE IT AS AN AVENUE TO GET BACK IN WITH THE EX. SHE MAY ALSO BE PLAIN INNOCENT DESPERATE TO HELP OUT IN HER MARRIAGE OWING TO THE CIRCUMSTANCE. EACH CIRCUMSTANCE DESERVES ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL ASSESSEMENT AND JUDGEMENT.

i had an interesting discussion a while back with a homo who knew i was not comfortable with him. he asked were you told to be attracted to women to which i replied no. he said he was not told but grew up feeling that way. with that im ok with his choice although i have a different view.

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poster you said it all. what do you need our advice for.

i live in abuja and a medical doctor white friend of mine told me that he has performed tonnes of hymen closure procedures in his over 10 years of practice. so guys please dont make virginity an issue about a lady. it can easily be faked.

you are simply obsessed at keeping her. you may wish to know that if she stops the promiscous behaviouh the love you so profess will be gone as you have no battle on your hands again. some babes are that way. they believe they have a honey pot that some men will die for and thats their power grip. they will use it even if does not make sence at all. i had a neibourh in an ajourning flat a couple of years back. she was def ok, pretty and ggod dress sence. she also had a decent job in a construction firm also had a regular boyfriend whom she had been with for four years who comes in from lagos every 2-3 months. believe it or not she had tonnes of male sleep overs.

i knew she had a lot of respect for me, so one day i confronted her out of the blues and she was down in tears that she didnt feel loved and since any guy she floored was ever willing to have another dig she gave in since she knew that was one thing she was good at and was appreciated for. you will be fooling yourself that you can change her. the best you can do is to stand by her through whatever phase she is going through. she will do what she wants, when and how.

you just wished for a long time of stress and not moving on with your life. move on. close the door behind you. if not you will forever be looking out for her in the crowd while life passes you by.

we got both lines working.

it simply shows the level of content in our leadership. the governor even had the empty headedness to put his photo on the advert which rang out 10,00 jobs. is that the way to create jobs?