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Politics / Re: Advice To President Buhari About EFCC And Yahoo. by chaw: 2:07pm On May 26, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
No, you didn't make any sense to me. Seems more like a yahoo boy supporting his likes while he claims not to be one. Even if there are jobs, most of you are either uneducated, unqualified, or qualified paper-wise, but unproductive. You all want to make money quick, without going through the rigors of making money. Success isn't cheap if you have to do it right.

Stop making excuses for stupid people. No country can attain full employment. The best they can do is to get a higher percentage of its citizens employed...people who are ready and willing to be employed. When you keep screaming that education is a scam, why won't you steal? Even in the face of unemployment, there are those who are going about their businesses legitimately while you choose to be a kidnapper, yahoo boy, armed robber, etc. Choices have consequences. Let the EFCC be.
We all know people like you and i honestly was once like you until i came to a full realization. God forbid you lose that job you have and you get off your high horse then you will understand how it really is
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Bag One Year Jail Term, Forfeit N20m by chaw: 6:23am On May 24, 2019
Contact me for your business reachability with SEO, Google WebConsole, and also cheap website development

Celebrities / Re: Harsh Living Conditions Pushing Youths Into Fraud – Vector by chaw: 6:51am On May 17, 2019
roundman:
Our values are dead, there is no justification to eulogies this rubbish. I still know people doing 40k jobs with family they have not resulted to crime, greed is the driving force here, don't support rubbish vector.
This is not true . I've come to realize that most people that earn this kind of amount and survive are either stealing at their workplace or probably inflating a price of the commodity they sell or doing something else illegal. Soon you will see , Nigeria is only for the fraudsters
Politics / Re: Kano State Set To Commence BRT Operations by chaw: 7:31am On May 16, 2019
In 2019 BRT with No A.C. This is totally a backward thinking Lord Please we need to Separate from these people
Travel / Re: Govt Prepares Staff To Take Over Abuja Lightrail From Chinese by chaw: 7:27am On May 03, 2019
Just hand it over to a private firm not govt staffs.. govts doesnt make succeed in any business they venture into

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Romance / Re: How Women Cheat More Than Men - Lady Reveals. Do You Agree? by chaw: 3:48am On Apr 29, 2019
Too much sissy man nowadays. Women trust me are very unstable don't be deceived and blindly follow anything they say. Never condone a cheating wife / gf. Else it will come back to hurt you

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Politics / Re: Breaking!!! See What IPMAN & NUPENG Are Saying About Fuel Scarcity by chaw: 11:34am On Apr 14, 2019
obiekunie1:
i said it in my other handle that is under ban [like seun and his mods ever buy me Mb to feel they have the right to ban my handle!]


they will upgrade fuel price to N220 immediately after swearing in.

then they will upgrade VAT and TAX and will start hunting Nigerians to pay tax not minding if you are jobless.

police brutality will triple.


insurgents and terrorists will take over four northern states including katsina.

IN THE SECOND YEAR MASSIVE PROTESTS WILL START IN THE NORTH. THEY WILL CALL FOR BUHARI AND OSUNBADE'S RESIGNATION.

somehow - the situation will degenerate to the extent that restructuring will no longer be optional.


this is not a prediction. it is a clear and present danger facing the nation.
Let's wait and see
Education / Re: JAMB Candidates Yet To Write Their Exam As Of 9pm At Oduduwa Poly, In Lagos by chaw: 10:36pm On Apr 11, 2019
This is terrible �‍♂️��
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: Whenever You Use Google, You’re Consulting Ifa -Oba Enitan Ogunwusi by chaw: 1:07pm On Apr 11, 2019
Okechukwu22:
Most of you that have time and patience try and watch American gods, you will understand what the man is trying to say........... Not that I believe it duo
God bless you bro
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: Whenever You Use Google, You’re Consulting Ifa -Oba Enitan Ogunwusi by chaw: 9:42am On Apr 11, 2019
HisSexcellency:

All is see here is a fuming coment with no sense. I can school you on the workings of the internet. So, how does upgrading 256odus to 64bit system concern google.
Seems I'm being quoted by a nitwit undecided
workings of the internet or workings of a computer..let's start with what is the internet basically?
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: Whenever You Use Google, You’re Consulting Ifa -Oba Enitan Ogunwusi by chaw: 9:40am On Apr 11, 2019
Vendee:

I can't call myself a programmer but I'm trying to learn.
The day I came across IFA and the use of binary codes, I could not help but got more interested. To me, I see this as the spiritual meeting the physical.
you are deep someone open-minded
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: Whenever You Use Google, You’re Consulting Ifa -Oba Enitan Ogunwusi by chaw: 9:05am On Apr 11, 2019
Vendee:

You know, that BINARY
stuff? I've thought about this long time ago before Oni mentioned the similarity now.
Yes bro I'm a programmer and i see alot of similarities in writing codes and what will call incarnations. LET ME TELL YOU THIS RIGHT NOW COMPUTERS CAN FORESEE WEATHER, TRAFFIC ISNT THAT SOME SORT OF FORESEEING THE FUTURE ..SOON VERY SOON WITH THE INNOVATIONS IN A.I COMPUTER WILL BE ABLE TO FORSEE AND PREDICT WITH HIGH ACCURACY WHAT A PERSON WANTS DO...ARE YOU NOT AMAZED WITH WHAT AMAZON REKOGNITION SYSTEM DOES. STAYWOKE

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: Whenever You Use Google, You’re Consulting Ifa -Oba Enitan Ogunwusi by chaw: 8:26am On Apr 11, 2019
HisSexcellency:
Does this man actually know how google operates. Comparing "ifa" to google is like comparing witches flying at night to the invention of aircrafts
That he wants to promote the practice of "ifa" shouldn't make him dumb because there's no need for that
Most of you guys are dumb Nigerians sha..Have u taken time to look into ifa and how it works..ifa has 256 odus with yes or nil possible outcome same thing as 2^8 i.e an 8 bit system with 0 and 1 possibility if we had taken our time to work on it we might have developed it more and get more than 256odus move to 64bit system. But you are here spitting trash and what u know nothing about..Do you actually know how the motherboard of your computer operates with the combination of different semi-conductors

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife: Whenever You Use Google, You’re Consulting Ifa -Oba Enitan Ogunwusi by chaw: 8:26am On Apr 11, 2019
HisSexcellency:
Does this man actually know how google operates. Comparing "ifa" to google is like comparing witches flying at night to the invention of aircrafts
That he wants to promote the practice of "ifa" shouldn't make him dumb because there's no need for that

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Webmasters / Re: I'm Tired Of Blogging, Who Can Guide Me Through Any Other Online Biz by chaw: 9:22am On Mar 25, 2019
TechCapon:
stop deceiving yourself. Success does not come with hard work. It comes by grace. You're on this forum where a video of a small girl went viral on Instagram and today she's dining out with Governor. Which hard work did she do ?
You are short-sighted for saying this..success do come by hard work rebranded as smart work..let me tell you this if that little girl/family doesnt do anything to stay relevant and be on the scene she'll go back to square 1.. so how do u stay relevant?? Hard/Smart work..look deep into life and don't think like a woman

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Politics / Re: 2019 Election Will Hold After 6 Days. I See Postponement by chaw: 7:59am On Mar 11, 2019
You people are all out of your senses..just because someone predicted one thing correctly you are out screaming, almost turning the OP and Nuzo1 to a mini-God i know some of you are about to bring your life matters to him already..gullible humans everything is not power of God some are actually power of the devil and others mere predictions. Open ur eyes

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Religion / Re: If You Were To Die Today, Will You Make Heaven? by chaw: 6:01pm On Mar 10, 2019
Joshmodest:
How are we sure there is heaven ?
Even if there is a world beyond , how are we sure its not for the Buddhist, Muslims , or any other religion ?
What exactly goes on In this heaven?
From what we are told no money , relationship , cars , family in heaven so what's the big deal ?
The Bible says all have sinned , if u say u have no sin you lie , he who has no sin should cast the first stone, the same Bible says in sin no man can see God , and also makes it clear a sinner can't go to heaven....isn't that evidence that no one can make heaven ?
Was there really a need to create earth , if it would still be destroyed ?
Shouldn't God just had created everyone and leave us in heaven?
Why do all religions have the whole eternal life issue in the picture ?
Could it be a strategy knowing people are scared of death ?
.............................
Many questions noone can answer conveniently...the truth is forget heaven , and focus on being a good person here on earth , what matters most is you do what's right and live a morally acceptable life !!
Nobody has been to heaven , so don't throw away your cock over a promise cow !!
Most intelligent Comment I've seen in awhile. Truth is the soul never dies..we eventually get reborn in another personality, another location
Phones / Re: Glo Bis Working On Android by chaw: 5:24pm On Nov 28, 2013
overdrive: Tethered my glo bis on bold 5 to my Samsung galaxy s and was astounded to c d speed of my browser.anybody else tried this..
yes have been using it on my laptop since 3months but it has to be tethered from bb to other device
Phones / Re: Airtel's Poor Data Service by chaw: 1:40am On Nov 27, 2013
lexrichy: your location depends on the speed. I just downloaded a ps3 game of almost 4gig with airtel
seriously dis one no be speed at all..use mtn and see something like 634kb/s on my galaxy grand
Romance / Re: How To Woo A Nigerian Girl ? by chaw: 11:04am On Nov 23, 2013
lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime smiley wink


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week grin grin.When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way
ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night cheesy.Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling grin),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time. cheesy

forget oo...girl wey no like no like you be that
Phones / Re: Tether Your Bb To Pc With 1k 3gb Glo Bis by chaw: 5:03pm On Nov 19, 2013
bashnick: To tether your Glo Bis to PC all you gotta do is
1:Go to your blackberry TCP option enable APN and punch in blackberry.net as APN
flat as username and password.

2:Visit http://junefabrics.com/bb to download PDAnet for your blackberry and the other for your PC http://junefabrics.com/blackberry/download.php then follow the on screen instruction for installation.

3: connect your BB to your Laptop Via USB cable then Launch PDAnet on your BB click USB connection then rightclick on the PDAnet icon on your PC>>>>>> click CONNECT and Voila!
YES IT IS CONFIRMED...HAVE BEEN USING GLO BIS ON MY LAPTOP FOR THE PAST 3MONTHS...BUT SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T WORK ON ANDROID...YOUR INTERNET SERVICE WOULDN'T APPEAR IF THE BIS SERVICE IS USED ON ANDROID
Phones / Re: Is Your MTN Blackberry Service Working? by chaw: 12:00pm On Nov 17, 2013
Ola def2: are we all just going to keep quiet not saying anything about this thieving Mtn this days ? I'm really waiting for the campaign to start Mtn thieving Ish is becoming unbearable!
i don mail their customer service email like 50 times na wetin I dey do everyday I wake up since I don buy my grand sey mk dem do affordable reasonable plan for android...even if 1,5 fit be 850mb I go appreciate am
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by chaw: 7:25pm On Nov 15, 2013
tayoccu: Y'ello Nairalanders,

We are using this thread as another channel to help, listen and learn from existing and potential MTN subscribers. Do not hesitate to send your inquiries, complaints and suggestions here, JideSM and I will do our best to make sure you get satisfactory response.

Welcome to the new World!
all we need is better and more affordable plan for android like 1, 5k for 800mb or 1gb... thats better and people you can use ur glo Bis on your laptop with normal bb apn settings
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Official Thread of Free-To-Air Satellite TV (Part 1) by chaw: 3:03pm On Oct 04, 2008
Pls hlp me wit sky901explorer,

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