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Celebrities / Buying Instagram, Twitter And Tiktok Accounts by cluemax: 12:33am On Jan 08, 2022
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Politics / Re: I Didn't Call For A Coup — Bishop Kukah by cluemax: 1:49pm On Dec 29, 2020
Saao:
you did something bad and you want to monetize it, you need to be arrested.
I didn't steal or did fraud, i only used my head
Give me money, and I'd stop that too.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: If Tunde Bakare Can Lie Against God, Is It Man He Cant Lie Against? by cluemax: 1:40pm On Dec 29, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Odira Nwobu And Chikamso Ozonigbo Pictured Together (photos) by cluemax: 9:58pm On Jun 10, 2019
landmark86:
Once sum1 is midget E don turn Nollywood actors beta grin
Nigeria midget are only gud in entertainment,
Still wetin when we will have one has governor, minister or president.

But cum oooo why dey alwayz bear Ibo names? Aki & pawpaw etc

Is it that I can't read or m high
Celebrities / Re: Fadeyi Oloro Cries Out For Help As He Battles Strange Ailment by cluemax: 6:13am On Mar 25, 2019
originals1:
Space booked

Meanwhile instagram page with 18k followers for sale, check my signature if you're interestedsmiley

Ur mobile number please...I'm interested
Crime / Re: Five Female Traders Crushed To Death In Ibadan After Truck Lost Brakes by cluemax: 12:22pm On Mar 07, 2019
adecz:
Nigeria & selling right on the road.


Did you thought about this?
They might be left with no chance....They have to survive....If den steal na Una go talk... If den do ritual na Una go talk.....

Can you just keep that Basket of a thing you call mouth shut

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Politics / Re: Election: Beware Of Social Media Results – INEC by cluemax: 3:54pm On Feb 23, 2019
Foodforthought:
Oga shut up and face your job

Tell me...What d Bleep is his job....

Are you always this stupid...Or because of the election you are putting a special effort Today
Politics / Re: Election: Beware Of Social Media Results – INEC by cluemax: 3:52pm On Feb 23, 2019
derok5461x:

And you are still using Free Basic
Celebrities / How I Lost My Virginity To A Nigerian Couple by cluemax: 8:59am On Feb 17, 2019
Hello all, I’m Segun aged 27 currently living in Lagos State. This story is how I lost my virginity, and to top it all off, it was in a party. This is not a fake story but something which might be quite unheard of. Without further ado, I shall get on with my story.

I was a young 22-year-old guy, living in Oshodi at that time, who quite to the surprise of his friends was still a virgin. They were surprised because I was 6 feet tall, athletic and looked decent. I had done my fair bit of sexual stuff i.e till MouthAction but never full penetrative sex.

I was getting desperate which forced me to find potential girlfriends or flings on the internet. I used to frequent chat rooms and try to chat up girls which would lead to online sex or something of that sort, but this was not enough. I needed to break my virginity.

I was casually surfing the internet when I came across an app– a website which offers anything and everything- and I found an ad there, that a couple was seeking potential males for a party and it had a pic with a female covering her face but showing her body. The body was amazing, and I immediately got aroused.

I thought this might have been fake but I checked it out anyway and replied to the ad with a dick pic- 7 inches (as requested). A few days later I got a reply from the guy. He and wife seemed interested looking at my pics and wanted to talk on the phone. I gave him a ring and he seemed like a decent guy but I was skeptical about the whole thing.

He asked a few questions and even asked me if I was a virgin or not and I lied no, assuming that would put him off. I asked him a few details as what the whole deal was and he told me they were a couple seeking out decent men for a party and that he wasn’t gay(which was a relief), and I even talked to the lady just to be sure.

They told me their names were Adeshina and Bimpe. He gave me the address to the house which was way off from where I lived. I told him I’ll be there in 2 hours.
On the way, I was seriously questioning whether I should go cause it all seemed quite shady.

I met Shina at the railway station and he said that we have to walk for a kilometer and a half. The path which he took was even scarier. I was constantly worried about being murdered or looted at the least.

Once we reached his house, which was a huge Flat, he took me to the inside room. I saw the lady hiding in the front hall. Inside, he tried to get me comfortable about why they do this and that they wanted to add a bit spice to the life and since they were a middle-class family, seeking known people would be quite a risk in their community.

He sensed that I was uneasy and told me to get comfortable and called his wife into the room. It was the first time that I saw her properly. She looked like a normal housewife in a Overall. Bimpe had a normal not too alluring face, but I could make out the curves in her body and they were to die for.

I got aroused and they both could sense it cause my rod was twitching. There was a double bed mattress laid out on the floor and the lady sat on it. Shina who was sitting on the sofa opposite me hinted at her something and she got up and took my hand and made me stand in front of her. Bimpe then got down on her knees and opened my pant.

She could see the bulge on my underwear and started to caress it from on top of the underwear. I started playing with her hair and massaging her head. She cupped my ass and then removed my underwear with one swift motion and my dick sprang out. She looked quite satisfied with my dick and started to play with it.

In the meantime, Shina came behind her and removed her Overall while sitting behind her. He started kneading her breasts from on top of the bra she was wearing. I was getting harder and harder by the second and she then put her lovely lips on my dick and started sucking it, slurping it all up.

I started to gradually Bleep he mouth while Shina who had also become nude had removed her bra and was now playing with her boobs from behind. I took one boob in my hand and Shina had the other and she kept sucking it. Shina, in the meanwhile, was stroking his dick too.

She now got on her back and was lying down. Shina put his dick on the front of her face. She started to give him a Mouth Gig. In the meanwhile, I removed her wet panty and started licking her thigh. I slowly ran my tongue up her thigh all the way to her wet pussy.

I put my tongue in and she let out a moan, which was barely audible due to Shina's cock in her mouth. I put my tongue in and swirled it and put two of my fingers in. I got aggressive due to her muffled moans and wet pussy and increased my tongue and finger motion.

With the cock in her mouth, Shina’s hands playing with her boobs and me giving her action at her pussy, Bimpe couldn’t hold any longer and cummed with a huge shudder and moan. After this, Shina hinted at me to Bleep her. As decided earlier, we were gonna use condoms to be safe. I put on a condom and kept my dick at her entrance.

I had become extremely hard and guided my dick at the entrance. There I slapped my dick at her pussy when I saw her hand and she wanted my pussy in her. I pushed my dick in and she let out a slight moan. Shina in the meanwhile had started fucking her boobs.

I started fucking her hard since it was my first time and I was very aggressive. At the same time, I was worried that I shouldn’t cum early and they suspect that I’m a virgin. I gradually slowed down and then hinted at Shina to take over. Shina and I exchanged positions.

I removed my condom and Bimpe started giving me a Mouth Gig, while Shina started to Bleep her hard. He was abusing her and she seemed to like it. She was giving me a really hard Mouth Gig and it was tough to control and I cummed in her mouth while Shina cummed in her pussy.

Exhausted, we lay down next to each other and Bimpe between us. We rested for a bit, and then I felt Bimpe starting to feel my cock and giving me a handjob. I got hard instantly but Shinagot up and when and sat on the sofa. He said that he wanted to watch and winked.

Bimpe got up and started giving me a Mouth Gig and deep Drinking me. She fondled my balls and deep throated my cock. Meanwhile, I started playing with her boobs. This got her aroused and she brought her pussy near my face. It was already dripping and I started licking all the juices and pushed my tongue in.

She got up, brought a condom and put it on my dick. She then got on top of me and gently guided my dick inside her pussy. It felt so good as a woman on top is one of my favorite positions. She started riding me and I was pressing her boobs at the same time.

At the same time, I saw her long hair fall over her breasts and she was moaning and this sight made me hornier. I turned her around and put my cock from behind her in doggy and started to Bleep her. I realized that she liked aggressive sex so I started spanking her.

She started moaning and shouting out loud. This got Shina Hot and he brought his cock to her face. She started sucking his dick while taking my cock at the same time. We both started fucking her hard and she cummed bucketloads.

I continued fucking her hard and cummed inside the condom still inside her pussy and Shina creamed her face with his cum. Exhausted and tired, we slept for two hours and I left in the morning.
I took BRT straight to my hood
Politics / Re: US reacts to the postponement of Nigeria General Elections by cluemax: 9:56pm On Feb 16, 2019
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Celebrities / My True Life Account On How I Became A Ghost...very Scary by cluemax: 11:21am On Jan 27, 2019
Three college students named Devin, Bethany and Seth are driving along a lonely mountain road, when all of a sudden, they hit a rock. The car swerves off the edge of a cliff and they plunge into a lake.

When they all emerge from the water, they breathe a sigh of relief, happy to still be alive.

However, when they look around, they are horrified to see their own bodies, still trapped in the sinking car.

Stunned, the three friends swim to the shore and try to figure out what happened.

“I know what I saw,” Bethany says. “Those were our bodies in the car.”

“When it hit the water, I felt my neck snap,” Devin says. “The next thing I remember, we were in the water.”

“I don’t remember getting out of the car either,” says Seth.

“We must have died in the wreck,” says Devin. “You guys… I think we’re ghosts.”

Just then, a truck comes speeding down the road and almost hits them.

“Get out of the road, you morons!” the driver shouts.

“He saw us!” says Seth. “That guy saw us, so we can’t be dead!”

“We are dead,” Devin insists. “We saw our bodies.”

“But how could we die and still be alive?” Seth asks.

“Nobody witnessed the accident,” says Bethany. “If a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? Maybe the reason we’re still alive is that we’re the only ones who know that we’re dead…”

The three of them go back to college and try to act like nothing happened.

“Cheer up,” Seth laughs. “This is the first day of the rest of our lives.”

Devin is still haunted by the fact that he has cheated death. He feels like it’s a sin.

“When I think of myself down in that car,” he says, “I feel like I belong there.”

Devin is very religious and he needs advice, so he goes to see a priest for confession.

“Bless me father for I have sinned,” he says. “I was in a car crash. Two of my friends were killed. No one saw it happen. No one knows.”

“You haven’t told the police?” the priest asks, “or your friends’ families?”

“No,” Devin replies.

“Let me help,” says the priest. “I can break the news to your friends’ loved ones. What are their names?”

Devin takes a deep breath.

“Seth Moran,” he whispers.

All of a sudden, Seth disappears.

“Bethany Daniels,” he whispers.

Bethany suddenly disappears as well.

“There was one more,” Devin whispers. “Me. I died in the crash.”

The priest doesn’t believe a word of it.

“Devin this is absurd,” he says. “You’re talking nonsense.”

Bethany and Seth reappear, just as suddenly as they vanished, coughing and choking and throwing up water.

Back in their campus dorm, Bethany and Seth are desperate to stay alive. They’re worried that Devin is going to ruin everything.

“If he can’t keep his mouth shut, we’re all going to die,” says Seth.
“The car is only 10 feet down,” says Bethany. “Sooner or later, someone is going to find the car… and us.”

“We’ve got to get our bodies out of there,” says Seth. “We can bury them in the woods.”

“Deep,” Bethany agrees. “As deep as we can.”

Devin still can’t come to terms with what happened. He thinks his salvation depends on his body being found, so he goes back to the lake. When Bethany and Seth realize what he is up to, they race back to the lake to stop him.

Devin dives into the water and swims down to the car which is perched precariously on a narrow outcropping.

Peering through the window, Devin can see his own dead body…

…and Seth’s body…

…and Bethany’s body.

He can’t open the car door, so he pulls back the canopy. He tries to pull his own body out, but it’s wedged between the steering wheel and the seat. no matter how hard he tries, he can’t budge it.

However, as he pulls and tugs, he accidentally frees the bodies of Seth and Bethany and they float up towards the surface.

Devin is horrified when the car tips over and plunges down into the depths, taking his body with it.

Bethany and Seth arrive just in time to see their own corpses floating in the water.

A passing fisherman spots the dead bodies and rows his boat closer to take a look.

Devin swims back up to the surface and as he watches in horror Bethany and Seth disappear.

“Oh God no!” he screams. “It was supposed to be me, not them! It was supposed to be me!”

Devin is doomed to wander the Earth for all eternity. His body will never be found. He will never be able to die. He will never be at peace.

Changed the Names for Privacy
Sports / Lionel Andre Messi Makes Plea For Missing Emiliano Sala Search To Resume by cluemax: 8:18am On Jan 27, 2019
Lionel Messi urged investigators on Friday to resume the search for missing striker Emiliano Sala after police called off rescue operations and admitted the chances of finding him were "extremely remote".
Police from Guernsey abandoned the search on Thursday after the light aircraft taking the 28-year-old Argentinian to Wales following his signing with Cardiff City from Ligue 1 side Nantes disappeared from radar near the British island on Monday.

"While there is the possibility, a shred of hope, we ask that you please #NoDejenDeBuscar (don't stop searching) for Emiliano. All my strength to your family and friends," said the Barcelona attacker on Instagram, with the hashtag "#PRAYFORSALA".

Messi's plea comes after Sala's father and other players, including Bordeaux's Valentin Vada and Leganes' Uruguayan attacker Diego Rolan, begged authorities to continue the search.

Sala's family have asked that Nantes not to commemorate their former teammate at this weekend's French Cup clash with third-tier Entente Sannois Saint-Gratien.

"We ask you to respect the family who absolutely refuse to talk about mourning and ask us to keep believing," Nantes captain Valentin Rongier told more than 300 Nantes fans who came to an open training session on Thursday.

"It is for this reason that we are not going to have a minute's silence or a minute's applause because we still have hope."
Crime / Re: Man Picking Human Faeces In Ekiti Caught, Stripped Unclad. Photos by cluemax: 2:33pm On Jan 21, 2019
leantner11:
just because of money......naa wa ooo
Don't just conclude
He might be addicted to Excreta u know
Crime / Re: Man Picking Human Faeces In Ekiti Caught, Stripped Unclad. Photos by cluemax: 2:31pm On Jan 21, 2019
This Monday too��
But why his he blacker than his shadow...
Ezz non me that will comman comment rubbish, I'm working

Signed
Permanent Secretary, FreeBasics Association of Nigeria (FBAN)
Politics / Re: Man Gives Osinbajo Bread In Abuja, Breaches Security by cluemax: 8:22pm On Jan 20, 2019
MCMXCVIII:
grin
Alright sah.
Enjoy the trip, please don't spend the association's fund too much.

Okay Sir
Celebrities / Re: Lola Rae Celebrates Her Birthday, Shares Cute Photos With Daughter by cluemax: 8:00pm On Jan 20, 2019
MCMXCVIII:

Heheheheheheeee
Was it successful?
The members are saying they still want Facebook to allow us view images this year.

Its a No go Area
Politics / Re: Man Gives Osinbajo Bread In Abuja, Breaches Security by cluemax: 7:59pm On Jan 20, 2019
MCMXCVIII:

Ah!!
Oga at the top!!
How is the US meeting going?

Everything is on God....They are waiting for the presidential result
Politics / Re: Man Gives Osinbajo Bread In Abuja, Breaches Security by cluemax: 7:33pm On Jan 20, 2019
MCMXCVIII:
grin
Heheheheheheeee
The Body guard in the 1st pic, is looking at Osinbajo like "Thief! You wan still collect this poor man bread chop!"




Signed,
Chairman, The Freebasics Association Of Nigeria (FAN)

Signed,
Permanent Secretary, The Freebasics Association Of Nigeria (FAN)
Celebrities / Re: Lola Rae Celebrates Her Birthday, Shares Cute Photos With Daughter by cluemax: 7:30pm On Jan 20, 2019
MCMXCVIII:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Oga, Weldon sah!!
You no attend awa last meeting.

Went to Google...You know we passed the bill that WhatsApp should do free basic.....So that's what u went to UK for
Religion / Re: Mohamad Amin Faridi: From Jihad To Jesus #10yearchallenge Of A Christian Convert by cluemax: 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2019
LuciferVirgin:
He is now uglier with Jesus Christ.

Looked fresher & better off with Lucifer.

Let this serve as an example to all those still wallowing in the bondage of Christianity. It's never too late to change your ways.



*spits angry

I'd have said ya a slowpoke but I won't... Keeping the Sabbath Day Holy.....You prolly dot know what's called Aging
Celebrities / Re: Lola Rae Celebrates Her Birthday, Shares Cute Photos With Daughter by cluemax: 5:00pm On Jan 20, 2019
MCMXCVIII:
shocked
This wan exchanged her 'singer' status for the 'baby mama' title. She ditched her career spotlight to become a 21st century.........

*It is not me that will say rubbish on Sunday!!*

Signed,
Chairman, The Freebasics Association Of Nigeria (FAN)

Signed,
Permanent Secretary, The Freebasics Association Of Nigeria (FAN)
Celebrities / Re: January 1st Concert: Ali Baba Gifts 2 Cars To Fans by cluemax: 11:05am On Jan 12, 2019
Satan66:
These clowns seem to be making more money.
Them and their disgusting jokes.
Kneel down my son Every spirit of jealousy in your life....Die by fire
Sports / Re: Broke Ronaldinho Banned From Leaving Brazil Over Huge Debt by cluemax: 3:44pm On Jan 05, 2019
amalab30:
Spend wisely in life and in any discipline you find yourself. Igba o lo bi orere.
You really know so much about spending.....Where is ur Mansion and Cars

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Nairaland / General / Re: Leaf Aeroplane: Say Hi If You Did It, Indomie Generation Won't Understand "Lol" by cluemax: 8:15am On Jan 05, 2019
IamPlato:
Mine Was Paper And Broom... I Think This Shiit has Some Supernatural Powers shocked


With That Paper Spinning you Can Run From Lagos To Bornu and Not Get Tired.
That was when ur madness began
Nairaland / General / Re: Leaf Aeroplane: Say Hi If You Did It, Indomie Generation Won't Understand "Lol" by cluemax: 8:11am On Jan 05, 2019
fasho01:



One didn't need to grow up in the jungle or face me I face you to have done this


In schools, it was done and if you're the social type, you'd definitely join in cos it was fun
U juzz leave him, he is claiming OBO....Niqqa didn't leave in a face me and face u.....He had a permanent space under Berger

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Nairaland / General / Re: Leaf Aeroplane: Say Hi If You Did It, Indomie Generation Won't Understand "Lol" by cluemax: 8:10am On Jan 05, 2019
LiveByNight:
Dude did you grow up in a jungle ?

I am in my late thirties and never did this ... undecided.

Dude not everyone grew up in face me I face you

Sometimes keep your peace and save yourself embarrassing responses

Weldone OMo Adenuga....Junior Brother Bill Gate....Must you show the world ya stupid....If u claim u didn't do this then can't u use the back button

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Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer & Brother, Williams Meurer Mark New Year At A Luxury Garden by cluemax: 10:00pm On Jan 04, 2019
googlepikins:
see monkey, you will have to fck a lot to be like that
Everything is not Bleep bro
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Poses With Her Grandma In Adorable Photos by cluemax: 9:58pm On Jan 04, 2019
GLOBALINF:
Beauty

Study in cyprus (guaranteed visa)

Niqqa you should actually be busy with other things in Cyprus if ya actually true
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Poses With Her Grandma In Adorable Photos by cluemax: 9:57pm On Jan 04, 2019
Onyi22:
All I see is money
So u didn't see Jesus Portrait abi....Unzomu

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Celebrities / Male Crush Everyday MCE ��� by cluemax: 3:36pm On Dec 04, 2018
6ix, a grammarian in kwara state university and also a Nature Photographer, among numerous guys had been chosen as our Male Crush...6ix hasn't disappointed his lovers for a while now.... Most Girls Dream

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