ahhhh!! never ever heard this one in my life. Where she from?

Well, i guess almost errone has gone through that phase. S*it happens meeen, we just have to take it as one of those things in life, the good things is that it makes us stronger. So if one next A-Hole comes and betrays that "trust" its all good cos we're now stronger people. God dey sha    ---- and always remember ---- KARMA IS A BIOTCH, its gonna come back and bite those betrayers!  

brutal:

Even toto flu.

and maybe "Prick flu"

Very soon, we go hear "Fart Flu" LOL

Emmmm, Ohh sh*t ---- me i eat egusi like i drink water. Even rice, i dey use egusi chop am!! chei!!!!!!

WTF?!?! ----- After 6yrs? u dont wanna do again? wow, what a cruel world this is!  

ericabadu:

my boyfriend and i do have missunderstanding all the time becos of his ex.
althou at first i never cared if he was double dating becos i was not really into him.at first when i broke up with my ex he still kept calling my boy friend complained so i told him to give me some time since i was the one that brok up with him he needs time to adjust.at the same time he told me his ex still calls him that he hasnt told her off cause i do see her text messages but he wud.
it a year nw and noting has been done .i saw d test she sent and he wud say text deosnt mean anyting but really that he has not told her they are not dating after bt they are nt seen toooooooo.during this easter break i went over and about 10 at nit she sent a love text to him which he dnt knw i saw.and instead of juliet he saved it as jude not to forget my number is nt on his phone he still save hers as LOVE OF MY LIFE i ask him he said it has been so since they were in school and he saw noting to it.the next morning she was calling so i picked and told her he was brushing .later she called back and he went outside to recieve the call and asked me if i picked his phone i said no.then i asked 'baby are u nw gay'he asked why so i told him about jude and he said he has alot of jude as friends bt i just laugt and told him to forget it that it nt jude bt juliet so he shudnt think i dnt knw.later in the day i was loooking for some thing and i saw a female dress among his things and other female thing even a paper she wrote hw they meart then another bag containing her cloths and underwear at the side of the bag i saw her pick with my boy friends recent pic along side some one who said they have not seen since one year .i aws so angry that i took the pic to the city room and spreed it on the floor and gave the girl a call that was when he walked in and i told the girl he just got in.we quarreled and said alot of things he when outside to talk to the ex sister well i dnt knw wat they talked about .b4 i left he said he wud settle every ting.later that week i asked him alot of questions on line and he said that he loved both of us and that they are nw back together that she is nice to him.pls i dnt want to say 2 many story tell me what u think

#1 --- What kinda person will love 2 people at a time? agreed she is his EX, they have a past, but he dated you and he has a choice of either choosing her or you, he gladly chose HER.
#2---- From what you said, they are now back together, means you are now his new EX. What else do you need? NOONE need to tell ya to MOVE ON WITH YA LIFE!!!
#3 ---- ANSWER TO YA QUESTION ----- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HE DOES NOT LOVE YOU!!

I hate light when i'm sleepin', ma turns my light on! and if NEPA is nice to me by taking light, ma will simply call me or bang on my door. I'm a very light sleeper, got no choice but to gerrup!

DNA, DNA is the answer!

Dude, better you know what you want! if you're confused about life, life will confuse you oh! ehen.

St☆rStruck:

I don't know how you guys where able to read this. My eyes hurt.

ahahahahahahahahhahahaha OMGGGGGGGG

dominique:

can anybody provide any explaination for this (i dont know if it happens to you too ). . .

if you eat a very heavy meal at night before you sleep, you wake up with hunger pangs in the morning, and if you eat a light meal in the evening and sleep hours later, you wake up not so hungry. is it not supposed to be reverse .

Ohhh yeah!! as in the morning hunger will be EXTREME !! i am so so curious to know why!!!!

Dayuuummmm, that Full English looks like 900000 Calories with plenty of Cholesterol to top it off. Its scary!!! dont you think?

omo, just tell him straight up! or better still --- start hanging out with your male friends more. When he sees this, he will become very suspecious and jealous and noone will tell him to speak to his legs. Simple and effective method

Its ridiculous when sometimes i read about job vaccancies in naija and they request that an applicant must have 5-10yrs of experience, i wonder how recent graduates will find jobs. I hardly see anything less than 5yrs experience requirement, and they will be complaining that no jobs, when they keep the OLD people in there for too long and use the poor old people untill they kpeme, jeeeez!

Mamacita, you dont love him and u lived with him for 2 yrs, even had a child with him, come on!! --- you better look before you leap. If you could stick with him for 2yrs and have peace of mind, i think you should be thankful, Girl, If you're not even thinking straight, think about your child, if push comes to shove, change your number and cut all communication with your ex. What if your ex is not in the picture, will you ever think of leaving your baby daddy/boyfriend?? about your current BF not been a risk taker, ALL HANDS ARE NOT EQUAL. We not the same! Listen, If ur ex did want you for real, HE WILL NEVER use career as an excuse. as you said "i met an older guy who was ready to give me everything i always dream of . A family , a commitment . Everything is great with this new guy" i think you should be thankful to God, live with it and take care of your Child/children and let them know their dad and grow up with their dad. Think of the future. Your kids future, dont let one EX decieve you and destory the home your are trying to build. You have come this far, you better dont mess/Bleep up!

He cheats ---i peace out.
Simple!

hey man, its totally your call. You should know what you want in a girl, noone is gonna choose for you. So i guess the ball is in your court, besides, i am sure u like one more than the other, sit down and think deep boi!!

1 Corinthians 6:18-20

Does she shave her under-arm? If no, tell her to shave it all off, if she does shave;

She should shower twice a day and focus on scrubbing the under-arm 

at night before bed, after shower & shaving, she should put baby powder

she should wear light clothes or maybe a singlet to keep her armpit dry

she needs to get a strong anti-perspirant

DISCOURAGE HER FROM PUTTING PERFUME UNDER HER ARM (thats if she does), its a no no!!!

Discourage her from MIXING perfumes together (thats if she does ) --- thats bad bad bad!!

As her dude, get her one good AUTHENTIC perfume, maybe as a gift,  These smell good,sultry and sexy ,

burberry
ROMANCE by Ralph lauren
D&G
Lacoste touch of pink
Obsession by CK
J'adore- Dior
There's a whole lot you can choose from,

Gluck

Girl, you might HAVE TO Run away from the dude NOW!!! ---- Listen, you're not married to him and he beats you like that, whats gonna  happen when he marries you? he will feel he owns you and can do anything he wants to do to you. I am sure you deserve better. You also said he is processing a visa for you, if you dont know, YOUR WAHALA HAS JUST STARTED. You have not seen anything yet, this is just the introduction. If he does your visa and you make that deadly mistake of marrying him, YOU WILL BECOME HIS CUSTOM MADE PUNCHING BAG. Why?? because he will be completely posesive of you. He will use that to talk to you anyhow girl and you're gonna loose your dignity and respect. He'll be like "I BROUGHT YOU TO THIS COUNTRY AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I LIKE" in this case what can you do? shey na mummy and daddy you go call?? or u gonna run away? Omo, call you parents jeje now and explain to them that this man is a monster, no GOOD parent will pray that their child falls into the hands of someone like that, you cant trade living happilly married with a Visa!!!

SHINE YOUR EYES OOO!!!

Haba for why na? when dem no swear for me! no matter how i love am reach, going as far as marriage with another woman has MURDERED all the feelings i once had for him. dey no even born am well to even come back to me sef.
And tell you sister ---- She better wake up and face reality! the dude is just gonna ruin her life, except of course if she does not mind been a 2nd wife. (i'm sure she knows how that goes) who wants to share her husband with another woman!! thats where wahala starts! BUT since the situation is not out of hand yet, "PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE", Go figure!

Pittbaby:

and yeah I love new york was great (guilty pleasure) I dont think they are togerther anymore , and New york's 15 mins of fame are over, I am moved on to "for the love of Ray J"

LOL, i know right!!! she's DONE! --- but that "for the love of Ray J" is so annoying that i dont have the courage to sit down and watch it. He's a freak!!---also what transpired between him and one of the kardashian sisters is just sooo loww -- u heard about that one shey! the nonsense video they made,

londonbwoi:

can someone explain to me what an akata woman is

black american,

Pittbaby:

I read somewhere that a black woman will only date a white man if he makes twice as much has the average black man.

Me I cant talk sha I have never even dated someone who is not from Ijebu ( just a coincidence) nothing against any other tribes

LOL, no wonder Kanye west wrote that (Golddigger) song, LOL, i can see 70% (or more) of akata women doing that. (No offence to akata women), just talking form obervation.  Did you ever watch "I Love New York"? do you think New York/Tiffany chose Tailor Made cos she loved him?? Tailor made bought her the most expensive gifts na which means he prolly had a lot of $$$$, lol, anyways, i think they done now sha, i dunno!

My friend (from the caribbean) is getting married and i am so confused as to what i am going to wear. I dont want to look overdressed or underdressed, Girls, i need ya help!! A website or maybe a picture could help as reference.

Note: the wedding is taking place in America.

Thanks guys!

I think the black bobo, cos that what i'm used to.  

Although, i have always wondered how it'll be if i date a "kokoye" AKA hispanic. Those people are extra fooooiiine. But lord, i heard they turn women into punching bags and they always have their guns handy   , so i dont think i'm going there, lol. I dont want my behind beat up neither do i wanna get smoked at a young age. Mummy and daddy must reap the fruit of their labor  

Hahahahahahahaha ----- OMG!!! all these battybwoys sef, chei!!!! this world is turning upside down ooooo. They now go wayyy farrr out of the closet, if this was in Jamica, i bet he would be "terminated" LOL

Hopefully the idea of carpooling will not escalate the rate of "gbomogbomo" when people who drive their own cars sef are still kidnapped. God save us.

Heck yeah, if he hits me, i go hit my own back and even bite him. 50/50 God no vex!