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Romance / Re: Am I Good Enough For Him by dae(f): 1:17pm On May 12, 2009 |
chei, sista!! u berra wake up. 5yrs age difference is NOTHING! -- u wanna marry someone your age? not saying there's somthing wrong in doing that o. U berra wake up b4 someone else snatch d man from you o, ehen. And if u still dont want --- Pass am here (one womans poison is anoda womans delicious food) LOL |
Romance / Re: Am Confused, Please Advise by dae(f): 8:34pm On May 11, 2009 |
hmmm, you said you're not having feelings for him again huh? Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that, LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP LADY. |
Romance / Re: "if I Cant Ve U Den No One Else Will"how Would U Feel If Sum1 Said Dis 2 U? by dae(f): 8:18pm On May 11, 2009 |
emm, depends on how i feel about the dude. If i like him, then its all good, but if not, hmm, i'd always have 911 on speed Dial --- Such a person is a potential Stalker who might eventually become a pathetic psycho. |
Education / Re: My Worst Result Ever! by dae(f): 9:52pm On May 09, 2009 |
LOL hehehe ---- First Class upper! this is good! ---- this person must be working in shell now. |
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Her Or Not? by dae(f): 9:49pm On May 09, 2009 |
y me: I feel the same way, i think the effect of the English can cause a pandemic. lol --- we thot swine flu was terrible, this one is too mush. |
Romance / Re: I am Scared? by dae(f): 2:33pm On May 09, 2009 |
put ur pic, let us see and judge first then we know if any advice is worth it |
Romance / Re: Guys, How Can U Tell A Strange Lady To Zip Her Unzipped Trousers In The Public: by dae(f): 2:19pm On May 09, 2009 |
tell her XYZ Xamine Your Zip, Shikena! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Taxi Men! by dae(f): 6:37pm On May 08, 2009 |
Igwe.:Oh hahahahahahahahahah -----IGWE you tooo mushh --- 4oclock eye, hahahahahahah |
Nairaland / General / Re: Taxi Men! by dae(f): 6:26pm On May 08, 2009 |
hahaoahahoaoaohahaah --- Girl, u so hot that even taxi man cant get enough of you!! dang! well, they need some TLC and sugar too, so let him feed his eyes --- his "ranting" spoiled the show sha, like, wat tha hell, LOL --- next time, dont look dia eye, those agbaya men can put "tiro" in their eye as love potion or other evil deeds, LOL |
TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by dae(f): 4:13pm On May 08, 2009 |
NATIVE SON!!! Dat was an AWSEOME and FUNNY movie |
TV/Movies / Re: Dbanj's Nu Reality Show Tagged "koko Mansion" by dae(f): 4:12pm On May 08, 2009 |
ughhhhhh, hissssss proud bastard. |
Romance / Re: jury by dae(f): 4:07pm On May 08, 2009 |
Secretz: LOL "unwind with his wife" ehhh! derry gyel lol |
Romance / Re: jury by dae(f): 3:53pm On May 08, 2009 |
Hissssss, as if women also dont wanna unwind ,and some dumbass men get mad when women just hang out with their friends, talkless of going to the club! nonsense!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: For The Matured Minds by dae(f): 3:46pm On May 08, 2009 |
Akabi_boy: they have run out of strategies, why do u think they now need to put up a consulting firm! Orisirisi , i thot i had seen it all, this one pass my power ooo. lol --- i wonder what the CEO tells people he is doing! "I own a $ex Consulting Firm" Lorddddddddd hahahahahah |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: For The Matured Minds by dae(f): 3:32pm On May 08, 2009 |
Akabi_boy:You know!!! maybe the chicks no dey give dem cookie again, lol |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: For The Matured Minds by dae(f): 3:18pm On May 08, 2009 |
Ben20001:Gba be! its so so interesting. What is it you are looking for in naija that u wont find? everything is so available meeen, sex consulting firm?!?! Wonders Shall never ever end! |
Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Man Possessive? by dae(f): 3:10pm On May 08, 2009 |
They are if you give them the chance to. You be a hardass and they not gonna try no $hiet with you! simple as ABC Not just naija men, Men in general, and hey! some women could be posessive too. |
Culture / Re: Have You Ever Lied About Your Age? by dae(f): 3:06pm On May 08, 2009 |
Secretz: You this woman eh! if i catch you, i will so whopp your azz eh your husbands dem will think you look like fada xmas! LOL howz you doing sis? shey u alright sha, mo miss e ooo! we havnt caused trouble lately, as per partners in crime, lol are we not outgoing again? LOL |
Culture / Re: Have You Ever Lied About Your Age? by dae(f): 1:00pm On May 08, 2009 |
LOL, nah, reason is -- I dont look my age at all!! im 24 and look 16. Noone has ever gotten my age right from guessing, |
Events / Re: Can One Plan A White Wedding With 450k? by dae(f): 7:05pm On May 07, 2009 |
hmmmmm, good question. My cousin is also getting married and asked me the same question, can someone suggest a realistic Figure for the Following: Ps, this is for 400 guests. Food (Whatever eatable during weddings) Meat ( Fish, goat, cow, pomo) Drinks (assorted, including Liqors) Musicians Reception hall Decorations,photographer, videographer Invitation Cards Gifts for guests Wedding Cake I'll appreciate the help oooo my people!! |
Romance / Re: What If Your Lady Farts Loud In The Midst Of Your Friends? by dae(f): 5:55pm On May 07, 2009 |
LMAO @ topic As far as i know, farting is natural. What i expect is for everyone to laugh about it and get it over with. If he wanna break up wid me cos i farted, then - he's the king of kings of morons. |
Romance / Re: He Beats Me And Doesn't Let Me Talk To My Parents by dae(f): 7:03pm On May 06, 2009 |
awwww, poor thing. I wish U could make up your mind and leave him. Anyways, seems you dont wanna leave cos of "what he has done for you" Omo, things happen o! if push come to shove, calculate how much he spent on the processing, save up, and pay him the money back, at least you wont have too much guilty conscience. But u're not in a health relationship. When he's not home, Look for your passport!! start taking your things form him small small, he request he knows your PIN --- give him and eventually, change it!! Chaii, Girll, redeem yourself ooooo. JUST DONT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF GETTING BELLE FOR HIM, IF NOT YOU ARE SCREWED. |
Romance / Re: How Can i Comfuse This Girl by dae(f): 2:59pm On May 05, 2009 |
hey man, dont be COMFUSED ---- just take the following steps and u will be good to go! Buy that book English for dummies Buy another book called Sex for dummies. Gluck |
Romance / Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by dae(f): 2:51pm On May 05, 2009 |
bongoman: Good question --- how old are you? My comment -- Your jokes are extremely dry. Try harder next time , what am i even sayin!! DOnt every try at all so as to save you some embarrasment man! hissssssssssssss |
Romance / Re: My G/f Gone, Now Am Lonely; Can You Help? by dae(f): 4:29pm On May 04, 2009 |
@ poster --- Bros, there are goats and dogs errwhere. Take one as a pet and also for other uses if and when needed, (nuff said) |
Romance / Re: Raped And Rejected ! by dae(f): 3:32pm On May 04, 2009 |
Hmmmm Neither do i believe this story (sorry, das how i feel) , it Looks like some Nollywood production stuff --- and maybe she tryin to write some Superstory movie! --- i mean common now, we too grown up for this fabu!! BUT, if na true -- they dont want you, so take the steppin' -- move on with ya life. |
Romance / Re: Please Advice by dae(f): 3:27pm On May 04, 2009 |
Secretz:LMAOOO ----- you this woman eh!! Father have mercy on ya mouth |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do? by dae(f): 3:18pm On May 04, 2009 |
Ok, emm, So, you claim to be married with 2 kids -- are you for real? --- Well, just curious to know, cos u dont act like it AT ALL, no offence! |
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