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Romance / Re: Slept With 2 Sisters by DaJunta(m): 7:57pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
I married non of the sisters for sure and both are married to other guys. I am a very happy man now and pray for others to find their soul mates as God answereth prayers....... |
Romance / Re: Slept With 2 Sisters by DaJunta(m): 7:54pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Funny indeed but am Happily Married now to the best wifey on planet earth |
Business / Re: Nafdac Registration And Requirenments(3) by DaJunta(m): 4:49pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Please what about registration of Canola Oil which is like Vegetable oil? |
Romance / Re: When Men Cheat! by DaJunta(m): 11:52pm On Jul 03, 2011 |
So watz d essence of this thread? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(m): 8:34am On Apr 13, 2010 |
@Siena, Tanx alot @Abekeade, Thanks too and the asebi colour is Red & Gold. @Luizworld, Love is actually everywhere, its just for you to grab and cherish it when it comes calling, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(m): 1:08pm On Apr 10, 2010 |
mgbogo: |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: You Will Be Frustrated by DaJunta(m): 10:27am On Apr 09, 2010 |
What did u expect, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(m): 10:24am On Apr 09, 2010 |
Tanx all for all the good will messages, am pleased to announce that a date has been fixed to walk up the altar. As you may all know that alot of planning and preparations are geared up in both families. The traditional wedding will be on 26 December while the church wedding on 29 december @ Enugu. So y'all should get your dancing shoes cleaned up, |
Romance / Re: Am Engaged But In Love With Someone Else. by DaJunta(m): 11:42pm On Jul 19, 2009 |
it will be fine |
Jokes Etc / Re: Matured Tyt Joke by DaJunta(m): 11:02am On Jul 18, 2009 |
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? , AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to> Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the, C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme,can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating out without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). |
Jokes Etc / Re: Matured Tyt Joke by DaJunta(m): 10:20am On Jul 17, 2009 |
Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die, 2nd ghost : How about you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. 2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack? 1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bustard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bustard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running, I got a heart attack and died. 2nd ghost : Why didnt you look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We for neva die by now!! |
Jokes Etc / Na So Fight Take Start by DaJunta(m): 2:22pm On May 13, 2009 |
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." , na so fight take start! *******************S*********************** Saturday morning I got up early without waking the wife, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up my fishing boat up to my 4x4 and proceeded to back out, into a torrential downpour! The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" , na so fight take start! ****************************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, so, I took her to a petrol station. , na so fight take start! ****************************************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your trousers. You might have gotten disability, too.' , na so fight take start! ****************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' , na so fight take start! ****************************************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." , na so fight take start! ****************************************** A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's perfect.' , na so fight take start! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspurs The Crappiest Team In The Epl? by DaJunta(m): 9:40pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
;d |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 9:35pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
Itz so unfortunate Spurs could not soak d pressure in d 2nd half but we shud concentrate on Winning all our remaining games, YNWA |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City (1) Vs Liverpool (3) On Saturday 25th April by DaJunta(m): 9:11pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
Bgees, Spurs were not robbed as Man U came out on fire in d 2nd half firing all cylinders, and Spurs couldnt soak d pressure. Robbie Keane was swallowed in d game sef hardly realised he was on d pitch, YNWA |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool (4) Vs Arsenal (4) On Tuesday 21st April by DaJunta(m): 9:21pm On Apr 21, 2009 |
60minutes and itz LIVERPOOL 2 : ARSENAL 1, |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Would You Like To Work In Oceanic Bank? by DaJunta(m): 9:58pm On Apr 16, 2009 |
no |
Celebrities / Re: Glory Chukwu: The New Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria (2009) by DaJunta(m): 7:46pm On Apr 12, 2009 |
One thing u should know is that the organisation of the beauty show is all staged managed. In Nigeria it all boils down to who do u know, it doesnt actually cover Nigeia as states are being allocated to these girls. How can Miss Nassarawa answer an igbo name Miss Gombe was elegant, intelligent, fluent, beautiful and all u can think of though she is from Anambra state but she deserves the crown. There is alot of arrangee in the show, the star prize of N3Million is being paid the winner monthly for a period of 2yrs & the car is amortized too, Nigeria we hail theee |
Travel / Re: REASONS FOR NIGERIANS TO STAY IN NIGERIA AND ARE WE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE? by DaJunta(m): 8:24pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
We stay cos we r NIGERIANS |
Sports / Re: UCL:Manchester United (2) Vs Fc Porto (2) on Tuesday, 7th April by DaJunta(m): 11:30pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
PORTO will shock Man United |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL :Liverpool (1) Vs Chelsea (3) on Wed 8th April by DaJunta(m): 11:25pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
[size=18pt]LIVERPOOL WIN[/size] |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 9:43pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
@Shilox, Its gonna be a GOAL fest jamboree, lol |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Rafa's Pride At World Coach Honour by DaJunta(m): 9:23pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
@akolawole, Lucas |
Properties / Re: Website For Landlords And Agents, Renters / Tenants by DaJunta(m): 9:03pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
Na only Lagos properties dey? this could have been a National thingy rather than just Lagos, Dont limit your business area. |
Properties / Re: Website For Landlords And Agents, Renters / Tenants by DaJunta(m): 8:51pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
Na only Lagos properties dey? this could have been a National thingy rather than just Lagos, Dont limit your business area. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 10:41pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
@Darrytoz, True Talk |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool (5)Vs Aston Villa (0) On Sunday 22nd March by DaJunta(m): 10:20pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
LET THE DEMOLITION CONTINUE, WHO'S NEXT, FULHAM, [size=18pt]YNWA[/size] |
Sports / Re: Best Striker In Europe? by DaJunta(m): 9:48pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
TORRES, ETO, VILLA, IBRAHIMOVIC, RUUD VAN, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 9:24pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
Liverpool should better maintain d momentum after d international break oooo YNWA |
Career / Re: Global Meltdown: I Have Just Been Sacked by DaJunta(m): 7:42pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
It is well |
Career / Re: A Banker's Ordeal= Advise Needed by DaJunta(m): 10:44pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
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