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Religion / Preachers by donor: 9:29am On Oct 13, 2011
Are preachers leaders?
Nairaland / General / Security Men - Accidental Discharge by donor: 11:34am On Aug 25, 2011
This statement is always very disgusting to me whenever i hear it. Dear Nairalanders, kindly educate me what is actually responsible for this act that is claiming innocent soul in our society.

what is the cause of accidental discharge and what is the government role to ensure the situation is properly manage.

thank you.
Politics / Re: Gej Delivers Satellite Launch To Monitor Floods by donor: 3:32pm On Aug 24, 2011
@bejeria101

i beg no loose hope. sidon dey wait, d food go soon reach your dining.
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Can You Recommend An Excellent Tailor In Lagos? by donor: 11:40am On Aug 03, 2011
call Yomi @ Opebi on 08023866439
Family / Re: Am I Paranoid? by donor: 3:15pm On Jul 29, 2011
call Chaz B., pls.
Politics / Re: Reuben Abati: From Government Critic To Apologist by donor: 3:23pm On Jul 19, 2011
One should be able to identify a barking dog that mean business or not. i stop ready his articles long ago
Romance / Your Spouse On Fb by donor: 7:07am On Jun 30, 2011
Good people,

i still can not fathom why some spouse refuse to add each other on facebook.

is it that they are not proud to publicly showcase themselves as husband and wife or the spouse is too ugly to present to the public?
Business / Re: Anglican Bishops Kick Against Proposed Islamic Bank by donor: 11:47am On Jun 15, 2011
@olawalebab

I beg u to wake up from your slumber. a primitive society where millions of the people are illiterate with different religious background and believe cannot stand the face of such institution.
Family / Facebook: Maiden Name Or Hubby Name by donor: 7:36pm On May 29, 2011
for the marriage women in NL, are u still using your maiden name on facebook or ur hubby name? if yes, let's know your hubby stance.
Politics / Re: Naive Jonathan May Hand Power To The North Via Impeachment by donor: 12:21pm On May 24, 2011
keep ur fingers cross n watch out as event unfold.
Politics / Fashola And Jonathan Tenor by donor: 1:12pm On May 04, 2011
measure something urgent you want their administration to achieve within the next 4 years.

Governor Fashola should clean the situation of people sleeping/staying in traffic for several hours b4 they could get to their destination.

Jonathan should ensure regular power supply and also cut all the excesses in running the govt.
Politics / Re: ''Enough Is Enough''- Jonathan Warns Perpetrators Of Violence - Full Speech by donor: 11:32am On Apr 21, 2011
@Ystranger

u can open up ur ignorance and stupidity here if anyone in ur clan can do better than the President.

Ignoramus is ur middle name!
Politics / Re: Gej Is To Blame For The Violence In The North by donor: 8:39am On Apr 19, 2011
@op

aboki statement. mallam go always be mallam
Politics / Where Are All Bb Supporters? by donor: 10:08am On Apr 18, 2011
all bb supporters should come out boldly now and defend there vote. pls and pls dont deny him!
Politics / Re: Ibb Endorses Ribadu For President by donor: 8:37am On Mar 28, 2011
still praying when we will have sincere people in this country. it's now stupid ibb want generation change in the affairs of govt, just because he was defeated in the ciroma coalition.
Celebrities / Re: Is Kelly Handsome Becoming A Disgrace? by donor: 2:08pm On Mar 08, 2011
no b kelly ransom?
Romance / Re: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by donor: 11:04am On Jan 21, 2011
thank u 4 pouring out ur heart. it's just the 1st step in escaping devil's enslavement. that is his own purpose and mission on earth.  he want to enslave God's children for destruction. i plead with u not to continue to fall victim of his craftiness.

there are so many people in this forum facing similar situations that are begging for help.

u have already created a fun script that plays in your mind whenever the need  arises. in your explanations, the script is so fun and hard to delete but it's deadly. know that whatever u perceive and internalize that u will conceive in life.

u can proudly do away with those ''shameless maggot'' (sorry to say) that have no single regard for their wife and in-laws at home. i will not really blame u but those predators using u 2 gratify their sexual desire. it happened to Joseph in the bible but he stood his ground and turn down his boss wife ''yansh'' that could have been fun for some split seconds, thereby ruin his God given destiny.

in summary, i will like to inform you that u're digging ur grave fast if you refuse to quit right now. Don't loose ur God given purpose and potentials in life because of worldly pleasure. try as much as possible to act fast on all the good advise suggested in this forum . since u said u are a student, get busy every now and then with ur studies and aim high in life to avoid every distractions.




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Beautiful but deadly – ‘The lap of Delilah



Prov. 14: 12, ‘There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.’

Judges 16:4, 19, ‘And it came to pass afterward, that he loved a woman in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah….And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him.’



It takes the mind that has a personal communion with the Holy Spirit to understand the devil’s plot and flee from the enemy’s bate.



The lap of Delilah was an altar where the anointing of a Nazarite was drained. What a terrible mistake! A man that was a Nazarite unto God from the womb; a man sent to deliver the children of Israel out of the hand of the Philistines. Lo, he ended his ministry on the beautiful, attractive but destiny-destroying lap of a strange woman.



Another lesson from the passage above is that the lap/knees of a strange woman is a place of affliction. Though beautiful and attractive but it’s very deadly.



Prov. 5:3-5, ‘For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.’



In the present days, there are different scenarios that symbolise the lap of Delilah. It could be that girl friend or boy friend you are having unholy relationship/affair with. Yours may be sugar daddy or sugar mummy to maintain your position or secure a promotion in your office. It could even be a business deal with a friend that seems to have a bountiful profit. My friend, if God does not approve it or it is contrary to His law, what you are doing is lying on the ‘lap of Delilah’ and will soon destroy your destiny if you don’t flee.



I implore you to learn from the lifestyle of Joseph in Potiphar’s house Gen. 39:12. Flee from all forms of ungodliness and all shall be well with you this year and beyond.
Education / Re: Rating Of Secondary Schools In Nigeria by donor: 3:35pm On Jan 10, 2011
Bishop Onabanjo High School, New Bodija, Ibandan
Romance / Re: hmm by donor: 1:33pm On Dec 23, 2010
get solace in the word of God and stop troubling your precious soul. John 3.16
Politics / Re: Do You Still Trust Sahara Reporters? by donor: 12:39pm On Dec 17, 2010
nothing but a wilderness reporter.
Politics / Re: Ddc Machines Stolen At Lagos Airport by donor: 2:12pm On Dec 09, 2010
we will continue to be expose to hoodlums as a nation until the fed govt upgrade the security system.


an international airport without a  surveillance camera is as good as no airport.
Politics / Re: Tukur Asks Lawmakers To Refund ‘illegal’ Allowances by donor: 3:30pm On Dec 06, 2010
Omisore said Aganga should quote the right figures of the national assemble expenses on the pages of newspapers for the whole world to see and we are yet to see any publication regarding that. with all his fuming, he didn't not instruct the minister of finance to also be sincere to publicize their monthly and quarterly take home. They should remember that their greediness will soon hook their throat.
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Is A Liar. Lawmakers by donor: 8:37am On Dec 01, 2010
in all baba bankole explanation, he has failed to state their monthly and quarterly take home.
Education / Your University Or Poly by donor: 1:40pm On Nov 26, 2010
did you ever regretted attending the university or poly you graduated?
Politics / Re: I Am A Victim Of June 12 -IBB Says In Exclusive Interview by donor: 3:42pm On Nov 19, 2010
Why does this country like ’’ moon walk’’ leadership? If this so-called ibb is sensible enough, he should just play advisory role to those presently in authority on how best they can bring sanity to all their mess over the years.

Saying this generation cannot appreciate him for all he has done for the country, as he rightly said, I don’t even see it happening in any way because of the shame and pains he has caused this nation both home and abroad. U can wait for your next generation which u hope they will honour u for all your misdemeanour.

People should not always think that without them, Nigeria will not exist anymore.

If men where God, U can be the most riches but note that you are not the saviour that will take this country to the Promised Land.
Religion / Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by donor: 2:17pm On Nov 15, 2010
i refer u to mattew 15:11.

thx
Nairaland / General / Marriage As Relate To Culture by donor: 5:51pm On Nov 11, 2010
Wonderful Pple,

DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS? If not, let hear your opinion as it concerns you!!!!!!!!!!


Ibo Husband

Plus

1. He is very loyal
2. He maintains monogamy
3. Could be very yielding/gullible
4. Gives you access to all his assets
5. Follows your advice and directions to the letter
6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness
7. Takes care of your kids

Minus

1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money, spending money and spending money
2. May be semi-literate or illiterate.
3. May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth.
4. More likely to be crude and unrefined
5. Always has
a
large family to cater to and take care of plus apprentices etc
6. May not be presentable
7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to explore.
8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive

Yoruba Husband

Plus

1. Could be very romantic.
2. Could be caring
3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
4. Disciplines kids well
5. More white-collar career inclined
6. Literacy level is usually high

Minus

1. More likely to philander
2. More likely to eventually marry another wife
3. More likely to marry you for your money/connections.
4. Could be highly assertive.
5. Most times you would take care of yourself after a while.
6. You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it.
7. Family members may be given priority.

Edo Husband

Plus

1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your needs.

Minus

1. May end up not taking full care of the kids
2. Could be very harsh
3. Does not take any nonsense
4. You may end up taking care of him
5. You can’t cheat on him.

Urhobo Man

Plus

1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your children’s needs.
3. Loves to give good sex


Minus

1. Get ready to have 16 children
2. You may end up taking care of him
3. You cant cheat on him.
4. His romantic nature is very harsh and forceful
5. Very demanding in bed
6. Be sure to accommodate two more wives, girlfriends and dont employ a pretty househelp.

Efik Man

Plus

1. Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your absence.
2. Is usually very religious
3. Hardworking
4. Good in bed
5. Quite organised and clean.

Minus

1. Be prepared to have 12 kids
2. Your cooking may not be good enough
3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between. He will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids
4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his fifties.

Hausa Man

Plus

1. Hardly believes in premarital sex.
2. Very religious
3. Takes care of you

Minus

1. You may be wife number 4
2. You may be wife number 4 at 14
3. You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime.
4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.


’’’’DIFFERENT KINDS OF NIGERIAN WIVES’’’’

The Urhobo Wife

PLUS

1 always loyal/faithfully(cheating is outright abomination)
2 very hardworking and self reliant
3. Very F…… your brains out.(even when you are quarelling)
4. very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup,sea food specials
5 can persevere even in poverty conditions
6 accommodating if a second wife shows up
7 She's used to her working while you get high at home.
8 would lay down their life for their children and is very respectful to her in-laws
9. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.


MINUS

1 argumentative
2 stubborn
3 alcholic tendencies
4 a high level of gra- gra
5 very very very vocal
6. very smart and hardened( can never see her in tears)
7 She'll short your booze ration
8 She respects you with serious warning.
9 Very sharp and wise to take action

Yoruba Wife

Plus

1. Very respectful to husband
2. Very respectful to in-laws
3. Most times educated
4. Yielding and submissive
5. Likes sex.

Minus

1. Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you.
2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office.
3. Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
5. May jazz you up.
6. Will fill you
with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
7. Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of age.
8. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a peck.

Ibo Wife

Plus

1. Loyal to her husband
2. Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
3. Is very clean.
4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their head or even fight while the husband watches.
5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance of remarrying after kids.

Minus

1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
2. After breaking the neighbours' head will one day break yours.
3. Only regards you as a man if you have money.
4. Views love as spending power.
5. May not really love you but will marry you because you are ready and her real lover isn't.
6. Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
7. Does not tolerate your inlaws and disrespects them.
8. May stop shagging you after 35.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she will become VERY insubmissive and her family will finally remember what a useless in-law you are.
10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break your head.

Edo Wife

Plus

1. Cannot cheat on you
2. Can also cook good food.
3.
Looks after kids and you.
4. Very respectful
5. Most times well endowed.
6. Very thrifty
7. Always has one brother or sister in Europe to bail you out in hard times.
8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or dead.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about.

Minus

1. May have signed your death day the day you were married.
2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
3. Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
4. Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still staying in a room and parlor without you knowing.
5. May have done runs before you gotmarried.
6. Always calculating how to send your children abroad for ANY kind of job


Hausa Wife

Plus

1. Everything good.

Minus

1. If you are not a Muslim, no chance.
2. You may eventually have to show her where the promised land is.
3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark.

Efik Wife

Plus

1. She will load you with so much good food that every other thing is poison
2. She will also f, your brains out.
3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you misbehave.
4. Very clean.

Minus

1. She will f, your brains out finally.
2. She will either be very slim, have anextremely large arse or be very short.
3. You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest hair.
4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep you coming back for more.

Regards
Nairaland / General / Customer Service In Nigeria by donor: 1:51pm On Oct 29, 2010
Fellow Nigerians,

Is there really an effective Customer Service in Nigeria both in public and private sectors and what could be it likely impact in the growth and development of our economy?

Let's put more thought into this issue to see if we can one day be better in service than they offer in the other parts of the world.

thank you.
Culture / Re: Why Do Africans Have Foreign Names? by donor: 11:30am On Oct 27, 2010
if foreign names are not relevant in your domain, u can as well settle 4 your mother-tongue in schools and in corporate environment.
Politics / Re: Should The President Resign? by donor: 3:14pm On Oct 19, 2010
this doesn't make any sense. i beg, always look 4 more meaning topic to post on this trend to avoid distracting NLs on meaningful post, pls.

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