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Romance / Re: Who Is A Husband Material? by Ehise99(m): 5:10pm On Feb 04, 2009
12 inches and 6 figures
Romance / Re: Is Love A Curse? by Ehise99(m): 11:45am On Feb 04, 2009
love IS a curse I have no doubt
Romance / Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by Ehise99(m): 11:17am On Feb 04, 2009
I saved mine with Stephi_Ashi
Romance / Re: Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by Ehise99(m): 1:06am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:

Ok.

Now to answer your question, No. Am not into fat, muscular, or skinny dudes.
so you're into women, children or animals, I see. . . .

(slowly backs away from HeatFusion)
Romance / Re: Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by Ehise99(m): 1:04am On Feb 04, 2009
wow heatfusion you have a nice rack  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by Ehise99(m): 1:02am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:

Is that you?
sure,
Romance / Re: Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by Ehise99(m): 1:01am On Feb 04, 2009
HeatFusion:

Ewoooooooo ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! neither
do you then prefer fat?

Romance / Ladies Are You Attracted To Muscular Men Or Skinny Men? by Ehise99(m): 12:57am On Feb 04, 2009

Romance / Re: Girls Are Like Internet Virus by Ehise99(m): 7:18pm On Feb 03, 2009
girls are like ,



















































































very overpriced prostitutes
Romance / Re: Sex Is All I Need by Ehise99(m): 12:43am On Feb 03, 2009
lmao @ "no flashing"



what a deadbeat
Romance / Re: How Do I Say 'its Over' by Ehise99(m): 12:22am On Feb 03, 2009
"it's over"

and never look back


(didn't read your thread)
Romance / Re: Bluediva If You Are Hotter Than B Post Your Pic Now by Ehise99(m): 12:16am On Feb 03, 2009
BlueDiva:

@ Poster,
Picture a darker, more petite version of Penelope Cruz. Spot on description.
retard smile, I like
Romance / Re: How To Tell Your Girlfriend She Can't Cook? by Ehise99(m): 5:06pm On Feb 02, 2009
gabrywyl:

Ahahahaha! grin

@ Poster,

Does she eat her own food? Cause if she does, I bet she should know it tasted like shait! grin
shut up lardo
Nairaland / General / Re: My Name Is Macdove by Ehise99(m): 5:06pm On Feb 02, 2009
macdove:

hello i am new here but a christian
what's your opinion on the celestial church of christ?
Romance / Re: Bluediva If You Are Hotter Than B Post Your Pic Now by Ehise99(m): 5:02pm On Feb 02, 2009
macdove:

i am new here
hi and welcome
Romance / My Girlfriend Weighs 70 Kg Now, She's Becoming Like Busta by Ehise99(m): 5:02pm On Feb 02, 2009
How do I make her like Oluchi ?
Romance / Bluediva If You Are Hotter Than B Post Your Pic Now by Ehise99(m): 5:00pm On Feb 02, 2009
Now!
Romance / Re: Since My Girlfriend Is In Love With Akon I Need To Make Her Think He's Gay. Help by Ehise99(m): 12:00pm On Feb 02, 2009


I posted on his forum, there's nothing illegal about asking someone for a duel like this right?
Romance / Since My Girlfriend Is In Love With Akon I Need To Make Her Think He's Gay. Help by Ehise99(m): 11:40am On Feb 02, 2009
Because gays are the most disgusting thing on earth to her. Now can anyone help me how to make her believe her is gay?
Romance / Re: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by Ehise99(m): 11:32am On Feb 02, 2009
tonye-t:

sorry oh, but curiosity wont let me be tongue

gabylwyl i thought u are an Indonesian or Philipino wink

how come u stay in ur country and know about naija guys undecided

or are you carrying out a survey on naija Gs for your embassy? wink

she's a madam in a brothel

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