WAHALA GO DEY DAT DAY O...NAIJA GO FEEL SOMETHING. Mak dem sha na dia luck. if b sey na boyz i 4 go but girl own e b az e get o. God dey o
GLeesMODEL: As the countdown continues to the 17th edition of Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja pageant, the organiser Hon. Ejiro Okphiwo has released pictures of the contestants that will battle it out on the big stage.
The event which will be holding on 28th October 2017 at Transcorp Hilton Congress Hall is expected to attract several high profile personalities and celebrities. It will involve several entertainment highlights of dance, displays, music and comedy. The pageant has in the past produced top beauty queens who have gone ahead to hit headlines both in businesses and status in the society.
Voting for contestants has commenced on facebook with access to the link below.
If age is no longer on your side, you have found the woman you want to marry but your salary is the barrier between you and your marital promised land, you earn 20k or a little more per month, your sexual urge is getting uncontrollable, you are over 30 and your fiancee wouldn't mind settling down with you, here is the practical way to survive on a 20k salary!
1. Pay your tithe 10%
2. Save 10%
3. Get a room apartment where you will not be paying more than 2k per month.
4. With neighbours, your NEPA bill should not be more than #500:00.
5. Feeding for both you and wife not more than 10k. Always buy your foodstuff in bulk every month, you will save lots of money.
6. Keep 10% for emergencies, that is 2k.
7. The remaining #1,500 will be shared between you and your wife as pocket money. You 1k, wife, #500.
Now listen: you can only do this on the conditions given below:
1. Your wife will get a job to assist you financially so that both of you will put money together to start a business, look for a higher paying job or run your vision that will yield profits, enlarge you and move to a higher level of comfort and wealth. Discuss this thoroughly in courtship and ensures she agrees. That is what courtship is about: to discuss your future and see if you can walk together (Amos 3:3).
2. No baby for the first 2 years while you both work harder and get something better or extra doing to cater for the baby. Discuss this thoroughly. Visit a family planning clinic and get an advise on which family planning method will work for you. Withdrawal sometimes fail and calculating the ovulation period is not completely reliable but if she is very diligent, can consistently monitor her ovulation, you may take the risk but combining with CD is better (I'm talking to mature adults here).
3. There will be pressure from your family especially your mother for her to get pregnant. Stand up for her, shield her, be a man and let your mum know that for personal reasons, it's your decision for her to delay pregnancy. Marriage is for mature men and women, not for boys and girls. You should be responsible and have the final say in your marriage. Your decisions are between you and your wife, whatever anyone else says is secondary! Protect her from your family, stand up for her!
4. Pray diligently and consistently for God to enlarge you.
5. Map out practical plans for you to achieve your dreams.
6. Have the faith that can move mountains! The Bishop Oyedepo and Fela Durotoye's type of faith: These men had almost nothing when they started but their wives were working and assisted them till they broke through.
You can make it before you get married. You don't have to get married on a salary of 20k. The Lord can surprise you with a better job, profitable business or great contracts before you marry, if not yet then don't wait till you are in your 50s before you settle down.
9iceX: The dream of every man is to ensure the happiness of his home. In this regard, he wants to put in the best of his effort to attain putting a lasting smile on the face of his wife. However, there appear to be some setbacks that might be pulling down his efforts; part of which is his inability to put a stop to some certain habits from his wife. Most of these habits are the tough-to-communicate kinds, so I want to be the mouthpiece of every man in this post.
Things women need to stop doing to gain trust from their husband
Below are the list of the things every man wishes their wives stop doing 1. You need to stop involving yourself with other men
As most people would have it, that women can be more jealous than the men. In as much as I wouldn’t want to start an argument in this regard, it might interest you to know that men don’t like to see their wives flirting around with other men. Having a conversation with a man in the office or within the neighbourhood is okay, but flirting with these men is where you may go wrong. You would be surprised how a mere flirt you termed “safe” can transform into an extra marital affair. It started from “just talking” to exchanging of numbers. No matter how smart you tried to play being smart, he pushed it to the next level by making late night calls and text. Soon, you realized there is need to start hiding your conversations with your husband at home – cheating in disguise. You husband would try to prevent you from “safe flirting” with other men because they knew it would transform into something big which could collapse their marriage. But how would they communicate this to you without you feeling, “oh, he doesn’t trust me”.
2. You need to disassociate yourself from weird friends
Occasionally, before you got married, you are known to embrace everyone who stretches a friendship hand to you. That is cool though, but it’s time you start to filter off some friends, especially those who do not add any value to your marriage. No man wants to see his wife involved with a weird friend, who could at any time introduce her to a different or negative way of life.
3. Using sex as a punishment is never the right way to go
I first heard this in a popular radio program where a man revealed how he was starved with sex for 2 weeks by his wife. That was meant to serve as a punishment for pulling an argument against his wife’s view. Irrespective of the offence committed, this is not right. When a man realized sex as your ultimate weapon, he can simply get some from mistresses waiting to take your place. 4. Don’t make it seem like he knows nothing about parenting
Respect his opinions too when it comes to how he chooses to bring up the children. You don’t always want to appear “knowing it all” because you are the mom. In this modern age, men are more engaged with the kids. They want to show you their uniqueness in term of parenting which you should respect as much as they respect yours too. But when you shut them up in your own stylish way, they simply keep calm and battles with the rejection. If you ask me, that is not good for your home, I’d say.
5. That you don’t love him anymore
Whether during a heat argument or simply cracking a joke around this phrase, you definitely don’t want to fly on this journey. This is the basis of your marriage; not a dollars you can easily exchange for some few nairas. Men would transmit this and work out meanings like, “What if she is saying the truth in a funny way”. This could remain in a man’s head for a long time. 6. Frequently talking about your ex
When I was with my ex, we go shopping every Friday. Ok, that’s fine. Sharing your history with your husband is great, but when you start to make comparison between your ex and him is where you are starting to go wrong. Stating things your ex does (that you love), especially when your husband is not doing them to you would only hurt him more. A quick question
In building a healthy relationship of TRUST with your spouse, what do you consider WRONG to say to your partner?
Good u must love this man. But by which power do you think he does those miracles. Just wondering wot the atheists think of miracles. Since u believe there is no God.
E dey her body, when u are married, u are to be posted where ur husband resides. She has been exhibiting dats y she don't want to serve where her husband is. Na wao....God of Marriage go see us through o.
Alphamale2017: so I go marry wife send am go nysc?? lol I laugh . to go serve wetin ?? Becos Na me kill Nigeria?? Shebi they say any one up to 30 years can choose not to go and they will be given exemption letter. she will keep postponing it till she El reach 30 . I can't stay away from my wife for 9 months unless maybe for business or getting for money. which I won't even though sef. not for one useless scheme that will not be beneficial to her life and mine. deprive me just to please Nigeria ?? Taa e nor go happen
I LUV IT, U WIL CONTINUE TO B LIFTED IN COURSE OF DIZ THANKSGIVING
LubeyNaijaBlog: These are lovely photos from Big Brother Naija winner, Efe Ejeba and his family's thanksgiving service at St. Louis Catholic Church in Jos.
If she abort it end the relationship, and u must stand az a man never allow her to carryout her own wrong decision. lastly, make plan and marry her immediately. remove d mentality of drug.
I've been reading stories as a guest and I decided to register today to share my own story that has been bothering me. l had unprotected sex with my gf and she called last week to say that her period is 10 days late, I know we had sex and I came inside her so I asked her to go for a pregnancy test so we can be sure.. The test was done on Saturday and the results came yesterday that it's positive and shes 2 weeks gone.
I know abortion is a sin and I've asked her to keep it but she refused, she said she doesn't want to be a disgrace to her family, that none of her sisters have gotten pregnant before marriage so why should she be the one,I've pleaded all I can and it seems her mind is made up, so I need you all to tell me the drug we can use safely.
Lol ... we already learnt our lessons from the wedding of the IBB family..... these guys are just like chain.... one way or the other, they are still connected
Wen d guy waz paying ur skul fee u were not ashame of him now u ar dancing backward to giv him a kiss or married him. a fool u ar. in fact u ar in doom if u persist.
Jajayi: A video showing the awkward moment a Nigerian bride refused to kiss her groom on their wedding has surfaced online.
The 2-minute footage shows the lady looking gloomy after the Pastor declared the duo husband and wife and asked them to kiss.
The bride angrily pushed her man away when he forcefully tried to kiss her.
At a point, when the pastor asked if the marriage should be broken, the lady burst into hot tears instead.
According to some comments on social media, the lady's uncle forced her to marry the man because 'he paid her school fees'
By now you should have known most of those governing us are rogues in agbada and suits. You hardly find a gentle man in Nigerian politics.
Since i was born have not seen where they give young men chance to be in those position. Is always them so that they will know how to oppress us. I always believe that God will intervene one day.
AloyEmeka8: A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!! Home | Latest Addition | A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!!
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While browsing recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment
Here it goes::.
Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
God's Mennonite Church
Guided Missiles Church
JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
Healing Has Begun Ministry
God's Own Ministry
The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)
Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
Huricane Miracle Ministry
Healing Tsunami Ministry
Satan in Trouble Ministry
Fire for Fire Ministry
Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO
FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
Jesus Heal Ministry
Face to face ministry
Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
By fire By Fire Ministry
HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
OPM - Other people's money (PH)
God in action ministries
Moving mountain gospel church
MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err, the "F" word
Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
Accredited Church of God
Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!)
Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
Fire burn ministries
JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt
Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
Old time religion ministry
Strong Hand of God ministry
Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil
KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
Perfect Christianity Ministry
Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
Elshaddai shall not die ministries , pls note Powered by, lolz
"Those who know me know that I'm crazy. I don't blend in. I'm the one who's yingin' when everyone else is yangin'. I've been called an outcast by many outsiders. But the more I tried to fit in, the more I stood out. My differences wouldn't let me stay the same. Everyday, I've come to let the differences that make me, shine through.
Tired of the need to stay the same, I've come to accept the real me. I'm not the same. And as long as I stay rare, there'd always be a need for all of me. For there would always be room for rarity. I have decided not to let the miracle of my birth be the sole miracle of my existence. The proof, is in my crazy"
However, it seems the post didn't go down well with some people as she has been receiving messages from critics. Moments ago, she took to her Facebook page to clarify what she meant by "crazy" Read her post below:
[b]"I 've recieved way too many personal messages about this post below and so for the honest few, I have chosen to make a few things clear. It seems that many of us have misunderstood things too easily. You all have seen my posts for a while now, some of you have seen them for years on end, and you know that I absolutely adore my family. That cannot, has not, and will not ever change. Anyone who tries to insinuate any different is purely looking for loopholes that just don't exist. To that group, you may need to find more profitable work because that, already is a failed venture. Then, there is this other group that expects me to be EXACTLY like my mother or sister, who are role models to many including myself. especially myself. Thing is, you also may need to edit your expectation because that too, will not be happening. I'm me and will never be anyone else. can never be anyone else. and will not even try to. I love that my sister and I are not walking replicas of my mother. she teaches us not to be. she teaches that we are who God has called us to be, and that, with all sincerity. our differences make us unique, and that makes us an epic loving family. that, we are grateful to God for. Ps, "crazy" purely means/meant different. This, you would understand if you read through the post honestly, completely and some of us, without negative intent. So, to those who honestly were confused on the original post, I hope you have recieved the needed clarity. But to those still looking for loopholes, sorry. failed venture. Be you. Be who God created you to be. Yes, have role models (& you always can start with my mother and sister--right here on facebook even if you have nowhere else to turn). But don't ever try to dim your uniqueness to fit in with the "world's" definition of perfect. God bless y'all[/b]
One of the best thing in life is to be realistic to yourself and others. One is free to proclaim what he/she is, or capable of. So, we are called to understood well and make correction, we shouldn't ascribed so wrongly. I suggest. Diz 1 nw...na my own o (Her beauty make brain o....but i sabi say makeup folo do somtin.) No Be Lie...
FuckTheMods: Since May 29, 2015 all the northerners are being favoured and elevated in the academics and education sector. Now the minister of education is an ab0ki the shoe makers are being favoured in the admission policy ab0ki students in diaspora are graduating with first class. The Fulani Herdsmen are going back to school. This is outright nepotism. Buhari must be impeached.
Don't say so, ur own turn z coming it all depend on to pray harder
olowomoney91: earlier today,I saw Mrs.okorocha donating a two bedroom flat to a baseless young boy in united Jersey,now another guy in manchester united Jersey trying to escape with a car that belongs to another person....anyway,it is expected of a team that used a horrible and pathetic man as their moral...that's what you are left with as a reward from Alex Ferguson led regime.....man.united and crime are five and six...
My broda u are right...me kwani d tin d surprised me
Dat guy is nonsense, e mean sey im d use to d do am, so mak im face d law. Anoda tin be sey... e b lyk Man U fanz dem too d thief....lolz, na it mak dem RED DEVIL. mak shame catch dem.
GODAKPAN: Acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mr. Ibrahim Magu, has rented a mansion in the elitist Maitama District of the Federal capital territory (FTC) Abuja, News Express can report this morning.
The storey building located at No. 8B, Rudolf Close, off Katsina Ala Crescent, in the highbrow Maitama District, was the abode of a former federal minister who died some time in May 2014.
An impeccable source said: “The property was rented to the Acting EFCC Chairman for N40,000,000 at N20,000,000 per annum.
“Furthermore, the Federal Capital Development Authority (FCDA) curiously awarded a contract to Africa Energy, a company owned by Rtd Air Comm. Umar Muhammad, to furnish the residence at the cost N43,000,000, in a Government where the President is known to have frowned at and rebuked his ministers for requesting N20,000,000 each to secure accommodation and furnish them.
“It is shocking that the man spearheading the anti-corruption crusade of the government will be involved in such a venture. More surprising is the involvement of FCDA in renting a house for EFCC and under what arrangement.”
News Express made efforts to get the reaction of Magu and EFCC but the commission’s spokesmen Osita Nwajah and Wilson Uwujaren did not respond to text messages sent to them seeking their reaction to the story.
•Photo shows EFCC Acting Chairman Ibrahim Magu.
Source News Express
Na wao... How can such amount dat can save a lot of lives, properties, creation of job n opening of businesses fo citizenz be used fo one function, n fo d benefit of few or one person who even have more than enough fo himself already, y alots of Nigerians can not even provide two(2) square meal per a day. We ar wallowing in abject penury, pls govt shul cut down cost fo tinz dey ar doing 4 demselves so dat somtin wil also reach d lowly. Na beg I d beg o. Plz...