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Jokes Etc / No Be Joke O! Aviation Authorities Ban Witches From Flying Too High! by FDenigma: 9:25pm On May 14, 2013 |
Swaziland has launched a crackdown on high-flying witches after banning them from hovering above 150metres. It has been a long time since witches were burnt at the stake in Europe but the accusation remains a serious one in the landlocked African country. Anyone caught flying their broomstick above the height limit faces arrest and a hefty R500,000 fine, the country’s civil aviation authorities said this week. ‘A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the [150-metre] limit,’ corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini told The Star. The new aviation law was highlighted after a private investigator was caught flying a helicopter equipped with a video camera to gather surveillance information. Witchcraft is taken seriously in Swaziland where many people believe in the power of black magic. Last year a leading Swazi MP called for a hike in tax paid by witch doctors to help ease the cash-strapped country’s financial woes. but not for transport. |
Politics / Cursed By Abundance: The Black Man's Tale by FDenigma: 5:42pm On May 08, 2013 |
As I scrolled down my Twitter timeline today, my eyes got stuck on a post by a news site: "World Bank Stops Concessionary Loans To Nigeria: Says Nigeria Is Not A Poor Country". It is amazing that it took this eminent financial institution so long to appreciate this childishly simple fact. It is glaring even to the most unlettered citizen that Nigeria is a country cursed by abundance. Africa is cursed not by Ham's naked father but by its long history of opulence. Let us take a trip into the days before the imaginary lines were drawn, when the sculptors of this entity we call our country themselves were not yet conceived. Land was abundant and fertile; the weather was favourable. Yes, there was disease and the attendant deaths but the fecundity of the African woman (and the insatiable polygamy of our male forebears) ensured a thriving population. Surviving childhood in Africa required special hereditary endowments and God's Grace. The African adult was a specimen of the purest Darwinist process. There was a problem though. There was no hunger to drive the black man's industry; no winter to compel a search for energy sources; and no land scarcity to encourage the seafaring ways of the Caucasian wanderers. This abundance of resources and absence of challenges led to a stagnation of ideas and invention. Eden was perfect and needed no innovations. Fast-forward four hundred years into the future from this idyllic time . The streets bustle with industrious people squeezing out their survival from the crumbs that escape the Swiss accounts. Land remains abundant but wasted. Luxury cars ply the pothole- ridden roads of the "cities" where drainages with missing covers flank mansions with massive fences and steel gates. Above, private jets and helicopters move the menagerie of politicians across the sunny skies. In Nigeria, precious, "sweet" crude oil pumped with ease from below lubricates the greasy wheels of corruption and poisons the poor man's fish. The country is in trouble, yes, but poor? A country that produced a Soyinka and an Achebe is not poor. A country that exports $97.5 BILLION and has an external reserve of $50 BILLION is not poor. A country where the governors and legislators earn more than the President of the United States is not poor. A country that spends N9.4 BILLION annually on champagne is not poor. Our problem is the curse of abundance of resources which our looting leaders believe they are entitled to (after all, politics here is a dirty and deadly game). The World Bank has been fuelling corruption, not development, in Africa. Nigeria does not need any loans; it does not make economic nor common sense to pour water into a leaking pot. What Nigeria needs is sincere leadership that will efficiently use the human and material resources that this ungrateful nation has been blessed with. We have the resources to bail out the World Bank if necessary. S0 NO MORE LOANS, GRANTS OR AIDS! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can A Person Genotype Be A Cause For Failing Bank Medical Test by FDenigma: 2:25pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
Your genotype should not be any employer's business until you have been duly employed. |
Politics / Those Who Know The Law, Please Help! by FDenigma: 9:55pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
I just saw these tweets and knew you all would get a kick out of them too! 1. RT @NigeriaNewsdesk: The Federal High Court, Kaduna, has sentenced 2 persons, Ifeanyi Echebiri & Sylvester Okoli, to 7 years imprisonment each over a N33m fraud. 2. RT @NigeriaNewsdesk: An Osun Court has sentenced a 31-yr-old man, Kelvin Igha-Igbodalo, to 45 years imprisonment for stealing Gov Aregbesola's Sony Ericson phone It appears the rule is the bigger the crime, the shorter the time! Learned brothers and sisters, help me out. Is there something I'm missing? Selah. |
Politics / Those Who Know The Law, Please Help! by FDenigma: 8:39pm On Apr 29, 2013 |
I just saw this tweets and knew you all would get a kick out of them too! 1. RT @NigeriaNewsdesk: The Federal High Court, Kaduna, has sentenced 2 persons, Ifeanyi Echebiri & Sylvester Okoli, to 7 years imprisonment each over a N33m fraud. 2. RT @NigeriaNewsdesk: An Osun Court has sentenced a 31-yr-old man, Kelvin Igha-Igbodalo, to 45 years imprisonment for stealing Gov Aregbesola's Sony Ericson phone It appears the rule is the bigger the crime, the shorter the time! Learned brothers and sisters, help me out. Is there something I'm missing? Selah. |
Romance / Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by FDenigma: 12:23pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
alutacontinua: In conclusion, when a girl totally loses her sense because of u!I agree. One might as well get a robot. She also may be setting you up for the big fall. PS: not to be unduly obnoxious, the spelling is "lose" not "loose". Another point for alutacontinua. |
Romance / Re: Describe This Romantic Boy With One Word (Picture) by FDenigma: 11:58am On Apr 07, 2013 |
English: asswipe Pidgin: mumu Bini: Ohzuhor Hausa: Wawa or Dohloh Yoruba: Ohlohdoh Ibo: |
Politics / Re: 110 Die In Accidents On Benin-Lagos & Onitsha-Owerri Expressways by FDenigma: 10:37am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Corruption kills. Their blood is on the heads of all the embezzlers and fake contractors! |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by FDenigma: 7:29am On Feb 16, 2013 |
And I thought only Edo girls did such stuff...smh |
TV/Movies / Re: Guiness Advert: “My Friend Udeme” Vs “My Brother Femi” by FDenigma: 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
Both adverts featured actors who obviously were not Nigerians despite their efforts at mimicry. For me, Udeme resonated better. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Wole Soyinka And Sister In 1940 (Picture) by FDenigma: 3:00pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
FXKing2012: Wole Soyinka started cultism in Nigerian tertiary institutions which has led to loss of countless young lives.Confraternities exist globally and are generally harmless. The question u should ask is "why must una own for Naija be different?" 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Wole Soyinka And Sister In 1940 (Picture) by FDenigma: 2:56pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
shawylux: Serious kidsForget serious! D Old fellow sabi flex! |
Health / Re: How To Prevent Yellow Underarm Stains... by FDenigma: 6:44am On Feb 03, 2013 |
Tested and trusted options: 1. Dettol 2. Hypo! The ultimate solution. 3. Battery acid |
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