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Education / Re: Selection Interview For Commonwealth Scholarships/Fellowship Plan Holds 9-12 Dec by FDenigma: 8:13pm On Dec 07, 2015
sleemfesh:
I got a mail from the federal scholarship board inviting me for Selection Interview at Abuja.
Yes I applied. Has anyone else in the community gotten an invite too?

Thanks for the flyer!
Career / Re: Help Me With A Spss Or Stata Or Data Analysis Training School In Onitsha by FDenigma: 8:46pm On Oct 15, 2015
My book Quick and Easy Statistics: A Practical and Interactive Approach Using SPSS may be useful to you.

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Politics / Re: Defence Headquarter Declares Airforce Alpha Jet Missing by FDenigma: 2:02pm On Sep 14, 2014
Ksslib: How Alpha jet go loss?

They Beta find am oo! To avoid gamma disaster.

Delta boys can solve this mystery!

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Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 11:16am On Jul 12, 2014
kalishay: Doctors in this our beloved country are selfish,full of greed, all after what he/she can burst Of @ the end of the year. they never put the poor patient who can't afford they private hospital bill into consideration. Most of the big doctors how many hours to they put into government hospitals Remember the oath u took when attested as dr. You ll answer on that big day!!!!

I hear so much about this oath! What exactly does the oath say, please?
Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 11:13am On Jul 12, 2014
Morotov1: That shows you that your ability has been limited by law because the " paramedics " are already performing your duties.
No wonder Nigerian doctors are retrained and reexamined when they leave the shores of these countries.
I will find it offensive if I am called what I am not and since you failed to distinguished the different and subsequently take correction on who and who are paramedics, may I use these medium to extend my desire to and not to be quoted by you concerning this discourse. Thanks.

Hahaha! My patented "JOHESU Bait" works again! Another paramedic comes out of the closet!
Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 11:11am On Jul 12, 2014
NOTICE TO ALL (REAL) MEDICAL DOCTORS ON NAIRALAND:

1. Desist from providing special or free care to all JOHESU. Treat them like all other patients/clients (or offer them premium rates as JOHESU)

2. Desist from giving free training or consultations to JOHESU (same way you desist from giving training to native doctors and herbalists)

3. Refer any such "doctors" seeking your medical opinion to the nearest JAMB office to buy UTME forms.

Thanks!

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Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 11:05am On Jul 12, 2014
michelz: Just imagine a scenario (as it usually happens in our health system),whereby a nurse or pharmacist who has been in a particular hospital for a long time,and then a fresh 'youth copper' doctor gets posted to that particular hospital and would want to start lording it over the nurse or the pharmacist.

This is the root problem. Inferiority complex

Like it or not, that fresh "youth copper" can be difference between life and death while your experienced nurse or pharmacist wrings his/her hands in confusion.
Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 10:50am On Jul 12, 2014
Morotov1: Medics are for doctors and military corps man. Paramedics are different from allied health workers Generally, it is incorrect to refer other health workers as such. Check the meaning of paramedics please.
The last paragraph they are all for the good of the patient....is it legal no matter how noble and justified it is.....just like a nurse writing prescriptions now doctors are on strike...

I deliberately chose "paramedics" to expose how even within your JOHESU ranks, the inferiority complex provokes an aggressive response to semantic variations. So "paramedic" is now an offensive term?

PS: A medical doctor is empowered to provide ANY medical service as long as it is within the scope of his own ability. That includes all para-medical services.
Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 9:14am On Jul 12, 2014
Paramedics in the American sense is what you have defined. A medic is a doctor. All other allied health workers are referred to as paramedical staff. Derogatory? Would you prefer I said "non-MD/MBBS doctors"?

PS: if doctors in Govt hospitals restrict themselves to "only our work", God knows how many more patients would die from unchanged infusions, missing records, unsent lab samples and delayed results? When ds strike is over, please spend a day with a doctor in any teaching hospital.
Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 8:49am On Jul 12, 2014
Morotov1: Facilities and equipments are part of the problem but the major problem is .....we have only 270,000 doctors serving 170,000,000 people. So its time for alternatives, let's look for what works for other countries and institute here to get our health indices high again.
Clip the wings of our health professionals by
.................
Getting lawyers involve to sue their assess off for any gross malpractices and negligence to make them buckle up or even revoke their license.
Get the economic analyst in to establish laws of demand and supply; professionals on high demands to earn more, those working in hard to reach area to earn more....etc.
Get health administrators to manage the health facilities and the personnels working there.
@ Job description, it seems from the post of these professionals especially on nairaland , doctors proudly find it legal to encroach on others profession when the laws states otherwise.

Encroach on other professionals? You've got it backwards. The doctor allowed these paramedics to encroach into his profession because of the need for better patient care. I understand that the stature of the doctor inspires jealousy especially in our unenlightened population. Put your emotions aside and reason from a rational point of view. Use this current strike to assess the effectiveness of these health professionals when a doctor isn't supervising.
Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 8:40am On Jul 12, 2014
infolekan:

That's what's obtainable. The Pharmacists head the Pharmacy dept....the Nurses the Nursing dept.
You should have known these before posting comments here. Doubt you even know what the whole fight is all about.

1. A doctor cannot own a pharmacy without a pharmacist to run it
2. A hospital (private or public) is doctor-centred anywhere in the world. Even when it is run by a hospital administrator, medical staff run semi-autonomously under a medical director (doctor).
3. Why are JOHESU not fighting to run private hospitals as CMDs too?
4. Those patients who jump the queue in teaching hospitals and demand to be seen specially by the medical consultant(and not a "junior" doctor) are usually hospital staff ( JOHESU members) or their relatives
5. Let me assure you that during this strike, JOHESU members are not treating their ill comrades. Rather they are looking for medical consultants at home and in private clinics to attend to them!

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Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 8:30am On Jul 12, 2014

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Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 8:12am On Jul 12, 2014
Otokx is right. Be content in your position. The only thing uniting JOHESU is doctor-phobia (or perverted doctor-philia?).

Soon, within JOHESU, nurses, pharmacist and their allied para-medical professions will start their own tussle.

RN vs. B. Sc Nursing has already started.

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Health / Re: Nma Strike, The Nurses' Perspective. by FDenigma: 8:08am On Jul 12, 2014
Please, Mr. Oladayo Afolabi, a trained Nurse-Midwife Researcher, Health Management
Consultant and Idea Driver for MACHE initiative Nigeria, etc,... can you swear by Ogun that you did not ever seek admission to read MEDICINE?

Health / Re: JOHESU Heads To National Industrial Court (NIC) by FDenigma: 8:20am On Jul 08, 2014
sogodihno: In a letter dated 12th June and published on Thursday, Guardian of June 19th 2014 Medical And Dental Consultants’Association of Nigeria through their principal solicitor and counsel, Jitti Ogunnye, Esq., had written a letter to the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR, and had raised a lot of issues . She wrote “ we wish to draw the attention of Your Excellency to the “agreement” said to have been reached at ameeting that was held in Abuja, FCT between the Joint HealthSector Unions(JOHESU) and Assembly of Healthcare Professional Associations(AHPA), with the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF),Senator Anyim Pius Anyim, GCON, Honourable Minister of Labour and Productivity, Honourable Minister of Health, Chairman, Salaries, Income and Wages Commission, Head of the Service of the Federation, and other Top Government Functionaries on the 5th of June 2014.Three of these agreements are of concern to our clients since they have grave implications for the management and survival of the Health Sector in Nigeria”.In the said letter MDCAN raised issues she wants the Government to address, for she has put the Government on notice that she will fully comply with and enhance any directive(including embarking on strike action or withdrawal of services) that the NMA may wish to issue at the expiration of the ultimatum. That MDCAN is constrained to tow this line,in spite of her usual traditional moderation whenever there are strikes in the hospital. The consequence is that no medical and dental consultant shall be available to render service in all our Teaching Hospitals, nationwide, in the eventof such a strike action.MDCANS’ GROUSE(1) MDCAN is opposed to the appointment of other Medical Personnel as Consultant.MDCAN is opposed to the circular no MH/PM/138/VOL.111/79 of 16th may, 2014 that restored consultancy status to other Healthcare Professionals and approving the payment ofspecialist allowance to other Healthcare Professionals.(2) MDCAN is against Government position to have accepted JOHESU/AHPA’s position and demand that the illegal office of the DCMAC be abolished.(3) MDCAN is opposed to Government’s agreement with JOHESU to refer a number of issues to Yayale Ahmed committee. These issues include the review of the process ofappointment of Chief Medical Directors and Medical Directors of Teaching Hospitals and the agitation of JOHESU/AHPA that appointment of Chief Medical Directors and Medical Directors be made from permanent staff of Teaching Hospitals rather than from the Universities. And theGovernment will to look into the lopsidedness of advertorial for appointment of CMDs/MDs which is skewed in favour of Medical and Dental Practitioners and the agitation of JOHESU/AHPA that the appointment process be made open to all “competent and qualified health professionals”; the AbdullahiBello Presidential committee report on harmony in the HealthSector; and the interpretation on who is “medically qualified”As a result of the issues stated above MDCAN has called on the Government to rescind her decision. And if the Government does not, MDCAN will join NMA in the forth coming industrial action in which NMA has given the Government a 14 days ultimatum. At this juncture one is poised to ask are the reasons given by MDCAN to justify her claims and to down tools cogent? Let us go through her reasons.(a) Appointment of other Healthcare Professionals as Consultants.According to MDCAN appointing a Pharmacist, Physiotherapist, Nurse, Medical Laboratory Scientist, etc as consultants in their chosen field are an aberration and an oddity. MDCAN had written “designating or appointing Nurses, Pharmacist or Physiotherapist or Laboratory Technicians ‘Consultants’ in the Health Sector is, therefore, an aberration, and a pervasion of order of care in the Health Sector. Under this order of care, there is no rule that can accommodate this designation or appointment of non-medical doctors as Consultants, even if some managers of Public Hospitals in Nigeria want to invent the absurdity. In the medical profession, Nurse, Pharmacists, Physiotherapists are not trained to make diagnosis and prescribe treatment’. MDCAN went further to write ‘Your Excellency, the oddity and aberration of this agreement by theFederal Government of Nigeria and JOHESU and AHPA on extension of Consultancy Statuses to all Health Professionals is not only that it is professionally and administratively perverse. It is also a legal absurdity.”(b) The Government of Nigeria was in error to obey Court Judgment/concede to JOHESU to have restored Consultant Status to other Health Professionals without consulting MDCAN. MDCAN wrote through their lawyer “Your Excellency, our client vehemently disagree with the reported agreements. As our client has consistently maintained, they are an Association of Medical and Dental Consultants, who, exclusive of other Professionals in the Health Sector, are known and addressed as “Consultants”. Negotiating and agreeing with non- medical and dental practitioners in the health sector, and designating them “Consultants”, such that there will now be multiplicity of Consultants in the Teaching Hospitals, is not acceptable; and even if it were, this cannot be done in the absence of Association of Medical Practitioners.(NMA, MDCAN, etcetera)(c ) MDCAN is of the opinion that the NIC Judgement in favour of JOHESU was in error.She wrote “following the determination of suit no. NICN/ABJ/238/2012 (the Trade Union members of the Joint Health Sector Unions (JOHESU),namelysad1) Medical and Health Workers Union of Nigeria;(2)National Association of Nigeria Nurses and Midwifes;(3)Senior Staff Association of Universities Teaching Hospital, Research Institutes and Associated Institutions;(4)Nigerian Union of Pharmacists, Medical Technologists and Professions Allied to Medicine;(5)Non Academic Staff Union of Educational and Associated Institutions vs Federal Ministry of Health) on Monday, the 22nd day of July,2013 by Hon B.A Adejumo (Presiding Judge),Hon. Justice B.B Kanyip and Justice M.N. Esowe, wherein the National Industrial Court held that a few non-medical and dental practitioners aberrantly appointed asConsultants in University College Hospital, Ibadan should continue to enjoy that status, the Federal Ministry of Health (that is the Federal Government of Nigeria) appealed that decision, and our client, MDCAN also approached the National Industrial Court with an application to set aside the judgment. The appeal and application are pending in courts.(D) That the action of the Government to obey Court Judgment amounts to contempt.MDCAN through their lawyer wrote “the so called agreement on the extension of consultancy status to all Health Professional and thus purported issuance of a circular to thateffect is contemptuous of the courts. It undermines and subverts the majesty, dignity, and integrity of the courts; it is illegal and it is an affront on the rule of law.”(E) MDCAN rejects the abolishment of the office of DCMACMDCAN wrote through her lawyer “Your Excellency, our clientalso rejects the agreement to abolish the post of Deputy Chairman Medical Advisory Committee (DCMAC).Our client’s position is that the creation of the post, which has been in our Teaching Hospitals for more than twenty years, is within the administrative powers and competence of the Governing Boards of the Teaching Hospitals as defined in their respective Governing statutes establishing them. This position, which facilitates smooth management of the Teaching Hospitals, cannot be scrapped because of the whims and caprices of non-medical doctors, on the flimsy ground that they are excluded from consideration in filling of that position. For the avoidance of any doubt, it is instructive that the University Teaching Hospitals (Reconstruction of Boards, etc) Act, CAPU15, VOL 15, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004 ,provides in section 7(4) (Function of the Board)that “Subject to the this Act, the Board shall have powers to do anything ,which, in its opinion, is calculated to facilitates the carrying out of its functions under this act “.(F) MDCAN is opp

If members of JOHESU are so indispensable and the government and the general public apparently supports their aspirations, then no one should complain about the doctors' strike. Apparently, JOHESU is still at work in Federal Hospitals. Please see them for any medical issues as they are also "medically qualified".
PS: Without breaking doctor-patient confidentiality, I can assure you that JOHESU doctors (and consultants) are still receiving real medical care from real medical doctors and consultants at home. In their private clinics and over the phone.

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Health / Re: JOHESU Heads To National Industrial Court (NIC) by FDenigma: 8:07am On Jul 08, 2014
naeto2: Its all turning out to be a catfight between two supposedly mature organisations

I politely disagree. JOHESU is a recent amalgamation of strange bedfellows whose only uniting bond is an inferiority complex directed at doctors.

Even within their ranks, they still tussle over who is "superior" (pharmacist better than Physio better than nurse, etc) as if that is what matters.

Most doctors didn't even know the union existed until they went on strike and locked up medical records and instruments. When doctors heard their absurd demands, they laughed...until FG approved all of them.

Unfortunately, as "underdogs", they seem to have public sympathy but let's call a spade a spade without emotions or "beef".

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Health / Re: JOHESU Heads To National Industrial Court (NIC) by FDenigma: 8:01am On Jul 08, 2014
Now they are talking. They should have sought this legal route from the beginning rather than fomenting trouble and arm-twisting a weak FG. They left it for last because even as bad as the Judiciary may appear, they still know rubbish when they hear it.

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 8:22am On Jul 03, 2014
An Analysis of JOHESU (cont'd):

Medical Laboratory Scientists (Technologists?)

These are the arrow-heads of JOHESU. As a group, they have the free time, the resources and the lack of professionalism and empathy for suffering patients needed to start this controversy.

These staff are usually not university trained as their programmes are run by accredited teaching hospitals. They obtain memberships and fellowships of the institutes of Laboratory Science(or Technology) allowing them to work in Pathology laboratories.

Virtually all of these folks had the ambition of being medical doctors but could not meet the requirements.

In better countries than Nigeria, laboratories are headed by research scientists (in research institutes) and by consultant pathologists (in hospitals). Research scientists are typically Ph.D holders while consultant pathologists are medical doctors with postgraduate specializations in Pathology.

In Nigeria, they are quick to claim they do all the work in the laboratories o government hospitals. In their private practices, most masquerade as doctors, prescribing antibiotics and other drugs after spurious "Typhoid" tests.

Having grown wings, they fired the first salvo by declaring their right to perform accreditation for all labs in Nigeria including side-labs in private hospitals.

The next issue was preventing resident doctors in training from accessing the labs to carry out procedure (yet they claim they do all the work).

It got to the point, doctors were physically harassed and hounded by the Police and SSS on the instigation of these technologists. Luckily, most security agencies quickly washed their hands off this matter.

Nigeria is not the only country running a teaching hospital system. Let's look at the successful models in other countries and make things work. We shouldn't persons without direct involvement in patient care add to the many problems already facing our healthcare system.

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 7:57am On Jul 03, 2014
agabaI23: I'm sure he is a medical student. Sorry if you are not but you sound very much like one.

Interesting, when JOHESU members (or their family) get ill, they never go to their fellow JOHESU members for care or advice! They always look privately for the same doctor they insult publicly. And the doctors still treat them specially "as colleagues".

Wise up, Nigerians. These guys are pulling wool over your eyes for prestige and money they haven't earned.

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 7:53am On Jul 03, 2014
sledok: Medical Doctors in Nigeria don't reason like normal human being. If everybody study medicine, who will handle other professions. Instead of them to concentrate on improving the health sector, they are busy looking for ways to boost their stupid "Ego". Doctors should leave pride and face their profession with utmost seriousness. Other health workers are very relevant though l'm not one of them. They should also be allowed to answer doctors because they have atleast one medical role to play in the health of patients. The Government should handle the stupid "NMA" before they scatter the entire health sector. KC the Economist.

The NMA didn't start this issue. JOHESU looked at the political climate and started it. Please read about what obtains in the countries we are copying.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/02/health/policy/02docs.html?pagewanted=all&_r=4&

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 7:48am On Jul 03, 2014
An Analysis of JOHESU (continued):

Physiotherapists:

These relatively new and few entrants into Nigeria's health sector are University-trained to carry out physical rehabilitation of patients. Some also run private gyms.

Depending on their training institution, they receive bachelor's or "doctorate" degrees. Most of them will confess to have chosen to read Medicine initially. Like the general public, most of them were not aware of their current profession when they got university admission.

Their association is rapidly becoming one of the more militant JOHESU affiliates.

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 7:37am On Jul 03, 2014
An Analysis of JOHESU (continued):

Optometrists:

These are trained in the University to measure refractive errors and prescribe lenses (glasses). In addition, they receive clinical training in management of simple eye disorders.

Ophthalmologists (medical doctors specializing in eye disorders) are inadequate in number and are more focussed on eye diseases. Optometrists provide valuable services as primary care providers and even ophthalmologists go to them for glasses...but...
They are not doctors in the medical sense. Some universities run 6 year courses and award O.D's (Doctor of Optometry)
However, when it comes to major eye disease and eye surgery, only the ophthalmologist is licensed to treat

Optometrists are doing well financially based on their private practices. They are not key militants in the JOHESU saga

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 7:21am On Jul 03, 2014
An Analysis of JOHESU (continued):

Pharmacists:

These professionals are university trained. Unfortunately, in the government sector, their role appears to have been largely limited to procuring, stocking and dispensing of medications. Occasional attempts to involve themselves in patient care is often tainted by the mutual suspicion between them and the clinician (doctor) directly responsible for the patients.
The Pharm.D (Doctor of Pharmacy) programme is currently the standard in the USA but is under some controversy in Nigeria as other university academics (excluding medical doctors) are unhappy by what appears to be a shortcut to a Ph.D equivalent.
Some pharmacists want(ed) to be medical doctors. In some pharmacies, they are already masquerading as doctors.
Some are quite satisfied being what they always dreamt of.

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 7:09am On Jul 03, 2014
An analysis of JOHESU:

Nurses: Most nurses always wanted to be nurses. They love their profession and work closely with doctors despite the often overbearing attitudes of these doctors. They appear not to be too keen on this JOHESU fight as they lack the inferiority complex displayed by other members. Within their ranks is a battle between the traditional Registered Nurses and the university trained B. Sc Nurses. This may contribute to their disinterest. A lot of them are married to doctors, have dated doctors or have doctors as children.

PS: "Doctor" refers to a medical doctor who has sworn the Hippocratic oath or a similar oath and carries a licence to practice Medicine.

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 7:02am On Jul 03, 2014
Once upon a time, a magistrate asked for assistants to be employed in a bid to make his services more efficient. After some time, they got so good in their narrow tasks, they felt indispensable and proficient enough to do all the magistrate did. They began to agitate to bear the titles "esquire" and "SAN". They began to blackmail a weak government seeking re-election. They went on strike and locked up the courts to prevent the magistrate from working (note that left alone, the magistrate could still see cases). These assistants also went to the media and began to mislead the public. The government without proper consultation or consideration of "international best practices" agreed to the demands of these assistants due to their large number and monetary influence. So the magistrate went on strike and left them to attend to cases.
Please is there any country in the world where a non-lawyer becomes a Supreme Court Judge?

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Health / Re: JOHESU Press Release on the NMA STRIKE by FDenigma: 6:59am On Jul 03, 2014
Once upon a time, a magistrate asked for assistants to be employed in a bid to make his services more efficient. After some time, they got so good in their narrow tasks, they felt indispensable and proficient enough to do all the magistrate did. They began to agitate to bear the titles "esquire" and "SAN". They began to blackmail a weak government seeking re-election. They went on strike and locked up the courts to prevent the magistrate from working (note that left alone, the magistrate could still see cases). These assistants also went to the media and began to mislead the public. Please is there any country in the world where a non-lawyer becomes a Supreme Court Judge?

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Science/Technology / Re: Satellites Glimpse Ultra-powerful “black Hole” Whirlpools In Atlantic by FDenigma: 6:55am On Aug 26, 2013
::Andrew:::
Hahahaha that's the way to Uranus grin grin
Akbee: Hmmmmmm;dat reminds me of those deeply dug "open air"loo i used weneva i was on vacation with my grannies.i lost sum of my favourite dolls and a N5 coin to it.
Those newly discovered blackholes r surely"highway to the grave".I pray no ship shall end up in one of it..no rescue mission
N5 coin
Career / Re: AIT Workers' Salaries Not Paid For Eight Months? (An Appeal To Raymond Dokpesi) by FDenigma: 11:06am On Aug 14, 2013
Please, any lawyers in the house? How long can an employer owe an employee before it becomes ground for legal/industrial action?
Fashion / Re: Ban Make-up Artists! They Are A Menace To Society by FDenigma: 1:05pm On Aug 02, 2013
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher
Satire is a prompt recipe for making bitter enemies - CHARLES WILLIAM DAY
PS: I'm on the Front Page! Yippee!
Fashion / Re: Ban Make-up Artists! They Are A Menace To Society by FDenigma: 11:53pm On Jul 13, 2013
pri3stess: E dey pain you?
E dey pain me wellu-wellu oh! Gaga oh!

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Fashion / Ban Make-up Artists! They Are A Menace To Society by FDenigma: 10:02pm On Jul 13, 2013
I had the ill-fortune of making a cutting comment a few weeks back for which I'm still paying penance. I still wonder who that myopic fellow (obviously a guy) was who thought up such blatant falsehoods as "weaker vessels", "gentler sex" and "fairer sex". With no prejudice to the efforts of all the fanatical feminists (may God continue to bless you for making dating cheaper!), we men have never really been deceived.

I'm sorry, I digress.

There is a crisis fermenting in the underground subculture created by social media and glossy celebrity magazines. It is the gravest of all conflicts: an identity crisis.

In the past, make-up was a dash of lipstick, a dab of rouge and a few other touches meant to augment a woman's beauty. What obtains now is a range of prototypical doll's faces a lady can choose from and voila, instant plastic surgery. Did I say "instant"? More like six hours of Mandarin-like facial immobility. For those in need of fast fixes, Photoshop (apologies, Adobe) can turn your inner duckling into a black swan. These make-up (makeover) artistes have gone thermonuclear.

Imagine going to a wedding ceremony and being unable to identify the bride beneath layers of red, green, blue and nameless other hues. Thank God that the chastity of our brides still entitles them to the traditional white gown. Otherwise, bridegrooms (typical bumbling males) would be forgiven for not recognising their "better halves".

Another looming disaster is the potential failure of the national databases. Think of the cost involved in setting up the National Identity commission's database, Driver's Licence database, Immigration database, federal and state payroll databases among other myriad white-elephant duplications. These make-up artists and their digital Photoshop siblings are a bigger threat to National Security than that poor, misguided Snowden fellow. Imagine the multiple profile photos Nigerian women have uploaded to these databases with the potential for chaos they portend. Little wonder Britain has asked us to deposit £3000 for the logjam our women have created in their efficient processes.

The worst case is if, God forbid, a client should fall prey to our kidnapping kindred or the ritualistic vivisectionists. How, in Heaven's name, is our gallant police force expected to know who they seek when each photo shows a different avatar?

On a more personal note, I fear for the repentant bachelor who wakes after the bridal night to find a really homely woman in his bed. Homely, in the American sense, of course (we are all victims of Americanisms, inevitably).

The dissonance between a woman's mental self-image and the multiple different visual images (following prolonged make-up sessions) may be responsible for the psychological problems in our modern society. Our psychologists need to research this.

Let us all speak up against the chaos posed by this fundamental identity crisis.

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction." - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

PS: For those who may allege sexism in this matter, I agree with you fervently. I am a rabid feminist.

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Politics / [ynaija] Photo Of The Day: Al-mustapha Leaves Prison, Visits Prophet T.B Joshua by FDenigma: 8:32am On Jul 13, 2013
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by Akan Ido
The Court of Appeal sitting in Lagos yesterday
discharged and acquitted the former Chief
Security Officer to the late Gen. Sani Abacha
(Al-Mustapha) and Shofolahan, an ex-aide to
the late Kudirat.
The appellate court dismissed the judgment
of Justice Mojisola Dada of the Lagos High
Court, which sentenced both men to death by
hanging, after accusing the judge of being
“stroked to secure a conviction by all means.”
Reports say Al-Mustapha’s first port of call
was Prophet T.B Joshua’s ministry.
Joshua, the founder of the Synagogue Church
of All Nations (SCOAN) said his relationship
with Al-Mustapha has come a long way
reportedly claiming he had foretold Al-
Mustapha’s release which explains his
courtesy visit to his ministry.
- [Photo: H/T Halima Babingida]

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