KingTom:
I dey put am for vault with password

Abeg, I need only 5 liters from you, I wan give my gf birthday gift...

hucienda:
LoL... that's it...

esp. if you were a staunch supporter only for him to keep 'falling' your hand... Keep defending even what a fool knows is indefensible... and you land at that spot... an irredeemable zombie.

So what option do they now have? Wail with style...

One of the many variants of examples you'd hear.. Buhari was not the best but GEJ was the worst ever..

Don't worry folks, we see right through that charade at your shame in bringing this calamity upon us all.

Hahahahahahaha! passingshot, aresa, omenka, ngeneukwenu, midolian, demdem, gbawe aka the epistle writing - self proclaimed patriot, progressive01, superstar1, after1, etc. Hope you read this comment...

KingTom:
I actually enjoyed the article

Lmao! Not sure my love Modath (modaft) enjoyed it too...

Keneking:
Sai el-Rufai (our next President)

We're not thru with the sufferings APC zombies imposed on Nigeria, someone wants to further aggravate these suffering's

jeyselassie:
happy birthday in advance

Thanks you!

Angelberry:
Hallelujah!!!!! name him buhari

Hahahahahahaha, that name is synonymous to anything demonic...

Last2comment:
Baby's name should be fuelQ

Hahahahahahah thank God for the life of our dearest new born, FuelQ..

Hahahahahahahaha! Where are the zombified demons that claimed Buhari's ineptitude should be blamed on marketers? Hahahahahahahaha! I'm just here to laugh tho...

Kenai:
Wah wah waaaah!

"South East lost by not supporting Buhari"

"South East put their eggs in one basket"

"South East miscalculated by not supporting Buhari"

"South East is blinded by tribalism"

"South East was politically naive and lacked sophistication for not supporting change"

"South East will be on the wrong side of history for not supporting Buhari"

"South East miscalculated seriously by not supporting Buhari"

...

Well, with the events playing out, it sure looks to me like the South-East were the WISER ones for refusing to be deceived by the FAKE change and propaganda.

When history comes to judge you and you think of the role you played in electing a 73 year-old illiterate tribal supremacist and coup-plotting ex-dictator to rule your country of over 170 million people in the 21st century, would you be proud of yourself?

From "Buhari is a reformed democrat", the new narrative being pushed by his lapdogs today is "democracy is an obstacle to the war on corruption". "Let us withdraw the constitution to help Buhari fight corruption".

Your parents queued up for long hours in 1984 for milk, rice and beans; you'd have to be a gullible dimwit to think Buhari gives a damn about you queueing up for long hours in 2016 for fuel.

A people with no knowledge of their history will never be gifted with the skills of retrospective analysis, and are bound to keep repeating their mistakes. This is exactly why it was easy to pick up an expired ethnic bigot and despotic illiterate from the dustbin of history, and dust him up into a "reformed democrat" in the eyes of the gullible, ignorant populace.

Bro, you forgot to add these:

South East must be drowned in lagoon if they don't vote APC
South Easterners are the problems with Nigeria for not voting APC and Buhari
South East deserves to be labelled as 5% since they didn't vote Buhari
South East don't deserve any appointment since they didn't vote Buhari
South East don't deserve any federal infrastructure since they didn't vote Buhari
Nigeria will only be peaceful and progressive if all South Easterners are eliminated from the face of the earth..

And so many other genocidal statements made against us back then.. Thank God I was among the wise and not the fools!

theshadyexpress:


they were not in charge but the money in the federation account cannot be saved without the express permission of the 36 state govs and 774 lga's cos the federal govt has no constitutional right to withhold state and LGA funds without their consent.

its obvious a dead clock is wiser than APC followers cos it still manages to be correct twice a day, but once APC supporters go dumb theyre dumb forever

I swear! Amphibians are light years ahead of APC zombies in reasoning..

jeyselassie:
Set a date. I'd say april 29th we protest

That's my birthday oh!

But I wouldn't mind joining y'all!

defash8:
I am happy to be among the Wailers from 2014, what the Zombies cannot see when standing is what the Wailers saw while lying

You're absolutely wrong.. Lemme rephrase, what zombies couldn't see on top of mount everest, Wailers saw while lying down...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This man killed it for me! Best article of 2016!!! Kingtom and modath come and see..

VANHELLSING:
If we can turn back the hand of time, and the 20015 general election is to hold tomorrow. Our GENERAL CLUELESS aka BUHARII will not get up to 2m votes

He will oh! He'd even get above 8 million! At least northerners will still vote for him since he's their most revered son.

Beremx:
you don't have sense. i wonder what's funny. so i cannot criticize a government i voted for that is not performing? I wail for a better government and i am not like you who wail because Jonathan lost.

You better stop disturbing my mentions. O buru n gi ka m ga aria zi

Hahahahahahahaha, sweet heart, take it easy biko! I know what it means to finally realize one made a terribly wrong decision/choice. Mana ogaghi adigide nwanne'm nwayi.. 2019 is not par!

booblacain:


No, people are not just still suffering, people are suffering even more.
You booted out an old order only to bring in an even much older order, an archaic one for that matter.

Hahahahahaha! I swear down! More like kicking out 2011 to bring in 1983!!! Hahahahahahahaha!

Nicur:
Mynd44 and lalasticlala come oooh

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APCHaram

Hehehehehe! There are some certain disappointments and failures that makes one cry! To me, it's not this one! Buhari's failure makes me more affirm the obvious, "I never made the wrong choice politically". As for the mofos that voted him into power, let the disappointments become their watchword..

KingTom:
fuel? I buy o my brother I buy

Hahahahahaha! Na to dey gauge the thing oh! Guard am pass your gf, else, hawks fit swoop in and move the thing..

Sai my paddy Kingtom, how far? Longest time...

I hope you see fuel buy sha...

DaBullIT:
Your papa need am pass

No oh! You need it more than anything presently, at least, it will take away your sorrows, misery, misfortune, etc..

Goke7:


tormenting who, I laugh in Spanish, Let's see in the next few days who gets more tormented

Hehehehehehe, Oga, I dey do my business just a stone throw from my house. I dey also use solar power.. If Buhari likes, let him not address these issues of no fuel, no electricity, nothing concern me..

Hahahahahahaha!! God bless solar power...

Goke7:


agreed, so stay in your lane and stop whining since the govt is down and your mission is accomplished, ok

Agreed, but I'll be here to keep laughing my flat arse off and keep tormenting your likes..

Goke7:


and you think you are making sense with this post, so you mean someone will beg another to accept blame on his behalf, mhen you guys are shameless and running out of ideas to bring the Govt down, don't worry all your heroes will soon be exposed, have you heard of panama papers? stay tuned

Hahahahahaha! Who wants to waste his/her time bringing a government that is already down, further down (as if I wanna mine some solid minerals)? I don't have that time. Buhari is doing so well displaying his crass incompetence, confusion and unparalleled cluelessness, so nobody else can do it better..

DaBullIT:
Is it not Nigerians that are bombarding BBC's timeline with said pictures?


Yes i know , my browser is always on Y!news BBC and Wiki



You open your assses to the world and later you complain people are laughing at you


How stwewpyd can people be ?

See painment!!! Lmfao!

For the painment, take 2 cups of diluted H2SO4, if symptoms persists after 2 hours, use a rope and a ceiling fan to end it...

Vidamia:


Your father

Better than yours I suppose..

Goke7:
Gradually the truth is coming out but wailers will still display their ignorance here.

I must admit that Buhari is way smarter than we think, at least smarter than his zombies. Begging some marketers to take the blames for his ineptitude will surely give zombies something to jubilate over, amids the longest ever fuel scarcity experienced in Nigeria..

Sprintx24:


Good day boss, you really caught my attention with the solar power stuff, can you please help me out with a detailed explanation as to where you got it and how I can get mine and also install? More questions to ask though. Thanks!

Bought all my stuff from Alaba.. I ensured I bought Indian products, not as effective and long lasting as US products but way better than some Chinese products and less expensive than the US products. My system comprises of solar panels (2 of 300W/24V panels), 50A charge controller, batteries (2 of 200ah/12V batteries) and a 1.6KVa/24V inverter, plus flexible wire of 8mm, bought some angle iron and fabricated my solar rack myself, bought some other small stuffs too. In all, I spent a little over 400k (cuz I bought 3 solar rechargeable fans to add to the whole stuff)..

modath:


Kwaret... That's the way to go...

In case you wanna go solar too, you might wanna consider using my services you know..

From power requirements - Audit, to acquisition, to installation, I'll bill you less than others will..

modath:


Fran-shitty of liffeee

Haaa, so na why you nor fit charge ya chinko walkie talkie be dat since? Eyaa, sorry...

Me nor get ya kain "fobrem" Power supply is ok in my area, i also be fuel station attendant, so no P..

Lmao! You think say I get time for all that nonsense Distribution company palava? I don go solar since Jan, although a small system but serves me well..

Bought it and installed it myself

prettythicksme:
I no blind naw,na d trouser wear dem

Prettythickp***y

MarysMeal:



Do you have to mention all these people?


What a childish behaviour!

And you mentioned the same set of people? Who's childish now?

GEJ is out, how do you expect them to still be active? Hehehehehehe, we all know what's up na. By the way, I thought Obiagelli said her activities with the BBOG's still active? Why aren't we seeing or hearing about them?