Afternoon. I live in the UK and I deal in DELL Laptops but want to expand my distribution network to reach Nigeria.

If interested, you can specify what you want in the laptop e.g. RAM, Hard drive size, Processor speed and so on and any extras you want with the product e.g. flash drive, Internet Security e.t.c, I will get this built for you by DELL and will send it to my partner in Nigeria who you can pay in cash and get your laptop. So as you see there is no risk involved.

I can guarantee the price you will be getting it from me will be lower than the price you will get it from any store in Nigeria.

If interested, send me an email at gistwitmii@yahoo.co.uk leaving your name and phone number and I will call you ASAP to discuss your needs.

Have a wonderful afternoon.

@ poster, report him to your brother, let them have a male chat ahahahahahahahahahahah

Yo folks, is it just me or are these two corporations fixing their prices so that there is practically no competition and hence almost making flights to Naija a monopoly market, what do you guys think considering they have been caught committing the same crime in the US so if they can do it there I am sure they are more than happy to orchestrate such stunts on flight to Nigeria!!!

Afternoon. I live in the UK and I deal in DELL Laptops but want to expand my distribution network to reach Nigeria.

If interested, you can specify what you want in the laptop e.g. RAM, Hard drive size, Processor speed and so on and any extras you want with the product e.g. flash drive, Internet Security e.t.c,  I will get this built for you by DELL and will send it to my partner in Nigeria who you can pay in cash and get your laptop. So as you see there is no risk involved.

I can guarantee the price you will be getting it from me will be lower than the price you will get it from any store in Nigeria.

If interested, send me an email at gistwitmii@yahoo.co.uk leaving your name and phone number and I will call you ASAP to discuss your needs.

Have a wonderful afternoon.

oh no it's not a surprise, he's well aware

Hi guys, please I need your help.

I, alongside my bros and sis are planning a 50th birthday anniversary for my dad, he has been a great dad but there is a problem, we don't have any idea how the event should go, we don't know what should happen and what to put in the programme.

Please give me ideas and remember he's a christian and we are thinking of 4hrs max in a hall in Lagos.

Thanks guys!

manchibabe:

@ godsonadex
r u saying i just let him drift like water without making any attempt

That's right girl, if I was considering leavin a girl and she is making attempts to rope me in, I will lose all respect for her and treat her like crap cos now I know I can but if she isn't making any attempt to win me back, it will be a different case.

Come on, you guys are not married yet, good opportunity to ditch his ass b4 u get married and find ur same in the same boat only this time, you are married and in a way, there is no way out!

Get some dignity girl, if he really is drifting away, let him drift away but don't let your dignity do the same.

R u in Manchi?

Thank you all for your opinions, I am speechless! For those that gave sound advice, thanks, for those that just came to criticise, thank you too. Still feel free to comment and add bible scriptures when you can.

vicade:

There was thia girl i was dating in nigeria. She never used to call. I send her credit and she still flashes.The closest she got to calling was sending texts and heavy flashing. I refused to call her for five days and she then called me and I told her i was broke which is why i could not call.All she could say was :JUST CALL ME BACK. I never did call her back and we broke up enventually

There is a girlfriend of mine, as long as she has credit she will call me when she is broke,she will go to call centre and call me. Whenever i send her credit she will use most of it to call me back and she also sends me credit. But it is like some girls are allergic to calling their bobos from call centres.

Hey chief I live close to stirling, i'm in edinburgh, email me on flowitmii@yahoo.com

If she is a naija girl then that is right

If not then maybe you guys need to talk about it

Bottom line, be smart pal. Fix up and look sharp.

All you ponces dissing the poor guy, you guys can go **** yourselves, riding on your high horses and **** thinking you are freakin Wole Soyinka.

@ poster,

Your english is clearly not up to scratch, don't feel bad about that, tough luck

About this girl, I have one advice for you, dump her HARD because she is a CUNT and she should be treated so, I feel you have to develop some self respect for yourself and maybe consider changing the circle of friends you move with, they should be the ones giving you this advice not us.

Later wit u,

Yes they are old alright, and rich!!! I am speaking based on known facts, these churches have millions of Naira stuck away in various accounts.

I am a bit worried, I think the church has taken it's eyes 'off the ball', if I am wrong, I hope God forgives me. I am a naija guy but been in the UK for 5yrs now, I consider myself to be a christian but when I look at the situation in Naija, I get sad, reason is because the churches are accumulating wealth while their members are living in pure abject poverty, if I recall, in the bible, fellowship is about sharing and making sure your brother or sister is not wanting but of course these mega-churches can see that majority of their members are suffering but they are not helping them, rather, some pastors provoke these people to bring EVERYTHING they have and God will surprise them (but not through the church, oh no!). These churches are becoming enterprising, good, is this money helping it's members I say NOOO!!! These churches are erecting universities and the works, is it helping the common church member?? NOOOOO!!!

I know some very 'STRONG CHRISTIANS' will say if this people are poor, it must be because of their sins or because they can't be helped or that if they really are christians then they shouldn't be poor, I will say to those people to read their bible because in reality, not everyone can be rich and even if these people are sinners, does that give the church the right not to help them

Please guys tell me what you think about this and let me know if I am getting over the top. Cheers 4 reading. God bless.

Thanks so far guys, it's good to have different points of view but in reply to those that think he 'wants fresh orange', this is not the case, he just doesn't feel anything for the girl (lovewise) and he has never felt in the past so it's not a case of him decieving her to get in her pants. The girl knows he doesn't love her but she loves him. They have both agreed that come what may, they will be pals and take responsibilities for the baby so the baby is in good hands in terms of getting love, affection and financial care. In light of this info, can i get more views please.

Guys thanks so far for your replies, please forum, I need more replies,

I want to get thoughts on this. I have a pal who is a christian, he had a baby with a girl but he has no love for the girl to warrant marriage, although he will be a good father to the lil baby, he does not want to marry this girl, is him not marrying this girl a sin according to the bible? Please no criticism, just want creative suggestions, this guy has been criticised enough!!![b][/b]

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Nigerian folks, I know you worry about today and how to get by but have you ever thought of what position you will be when you retire? Life after work can be a tough one even if you have children to take care of you, there will be less finance available to you and your children may turn out to be the non-caring ones anyway so what are you going to do?

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Thinktank.

I am a Finance guy so will talk to you professionally, or at least I will try. Stocks is like gambling, the prices go up and down but the general trend over a long period of time is up as proven historically, share price falling to 3Naira or whatever is a consequence of various causes, thisis where you make up your mind if you want to be bullish or bearish. Bullish take risks, bearish don't. If this investment is to make a quick profit, obviously this is not happening so you might want to sell the shares now and cut your loss, if it is a long term investment, just leave the money there and it is sure to go up and down again with an UPWARD TREND. If you want a sure investment, you should consider stashing your money into bonds but the return may be lower than that of shares, it's a risk-returns world. Good luck.

P.S. If you want to buy shares next time, you might want to look at previous trend of the shares before buying, if it's been rising then there are chances it will keep rising in the near future and vice-versa. be smart.