Evil Brain: How did Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles and god knows how many crustaceans, arachnids and mollusks into a boat that must have already been overflowing with insects? Where did he find space to keep a years worth of food for all those animals? How did he keep the meat for the Lions, tigers and other carnivores fresh for a whole year? Why did he take mosquitoes, tapeworms, guinea worms and the HIV virus aboard the ark? Did he infect himself with all those parasites, or did he force his wife and children to carry them? How come all the animals didn't freeze to death at 9,000 metres altitude (the height of Mount Everest which must have been underwater) Where did they find oxygen to breathe at that height? What did all the animals eat after getting off the ark? All the plants must have died after a year underwater, and all the animals would have drowned so no food for herbivores or carnivores. How come all the fish in the ocean survived? Saltwater fish can't survive in freshwater and the ocean would have been massively diluted with all that rain. Or did the ark also have a salty fish tank with space for 60,000 fish (30,000 species x 2)? And how did he feed all those fish?

Not that I'm doubting this ark story mind you. Its in the Bible after all, so it must be true. I'm just curious about a few technicalities. I'm sure you have good explanations for all of them.

Evil Brain: How did Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles and god knows how many crustaceans, arachnids and mollusks into a boat that must have already been overflowing with insects? Where did he find space to keep a years worth of food for all those animals? How did he keep the meat for the Lions, tigers and other carnivores fresh for a whole year? Why did he take mosquitoes, tapeworms, guinea worms and the HIV virus aboard the ark? Did he infect himself with all those parasites, or did he force his wife and children to carry them? How come all the animals didn't freeze to death at 9,000 metres altitude (the height of Mount Everest which must have been underwater) Where did they find oxygen to breathe at that height? What did all the animals eat after getting off the ark? All the plants must have died after a year underwater, and all the animals would have drowned so no food for herbivores or carnivores. How come all the fish in the ocean survived? Saltwater fish can't survive in freshwater and the ocean would have been massively diluted with all that rain. Or did the ark also have a salty fish tank with space for 60,000 fish (30,000 species x 2)? And how did he feed all those fish?

Not that I'm doubting this ark story mind you. Its in the Bible after all, so it must be true. I'm just curious about a few technicalities. I'm sure you have good explanations for all of them.

IAMBREEZY: Op where's the bikini now

richgang: Edo-- Adams Oshiomole - one Kakin Shirt Deceiving all of us (Go and Die)

emmydaike: This is serious......but the man.4 no.allow the.croc eat the guy leg now

Rexphobia: One day, the beast will come out

FlirtyKaren: The actress just returned from Dakar where she went to minister.

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1MCN: Sometimes I wonder the ethos with which some press people work. Any pressman who places a recorder in the mouth of public servants with colossal criminal litigations like FFK should be sent to jail for insulting the sensitivity of the Nigerian people!

yuzedo: huh? But atink maskurade no how to fight like jacky chant??! op bro dis photochop, dun lie!! Maskurade can dissappare like spirit in my vilegge. Af see it LIFE!!!

alpha conde: The commisioner don burn that ministry.

baseg25: Dnt even knw d ans,
meanwhile,a lady ask me dat questn.

ebamma 3: he will rather commit suicide than to die

ccsexyluv: she for wait make everybody go sleep before she jump if she mean am.









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2goodbobo: Why is Shekau calling for external help. You aint seen nothing yet. JTF kill em all.

Mogidi:

He was an accomplice of former Gov Attahiru and the money wasn't NFF's money. I can't see how it would dent their image considering it was not sanctioned by NFF leadership.

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http://www.tundeola.com/2013/05/tragicbaby-rescued-alive-from-toilet.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/chinese-baby-boy-found-flushed-toilet-article-1.1356167

Baba_Eleko: America will know no peace until they stop bullying lesser countries. The uncountable lives they snuffed out of innocent women and children across the world won't let. It's just God's way of payback. And the biggest terrorist of the world is the US of A.

shos: rubbish

arcbabe: The man has exposed himself and what is happening in the nigerian system,u see a master degree holder from foreign university who cannot vividly compete with a 3rd class degree holder from a nigerian university. Elrufai daughters cannot get employment because their corrupt dad has paid their way into getting that certificate from foreign university. I bet they cannot even speak good english but lazying about and expecting their father to get them job through his connection instead of going to the labour market to compete with their mate. El rufai, too much talk talk, u have been globe trotting, u were a minister, u were pumping money into a corpers account, u were aquiring plots and plots of land in Abuja to mention but a few. Stop playing pranks by witchhunting GEJ, how many did u create while u are a minister? U will never stop crying wolf, give ur daughters some money from thy looted ones let them establish and employ people or give them out in marriage to Buhari and Tinubu, u are all muslims, their bride prices will be a wow, shikena

Okiki_Oluwa: Watching...

Yungwizzzy: .

Hadeyeancah: They should extend it to other Northern State like Kaduna,Niger,Sokoto e.t.c

bornosheikh: 1 million each per pesin - look out for guys buying Haram I-phone 5/deluxe Senegal tunics and 32 carat gold kettles.

igbsamn NEF you hands are not clean:
Northern elders on Thursday broke their silence on the slamming of state of emergency in three of their states, describing the action of President Goodluck Jonathan as an indirect declaration of war on the Northern part of Nigeria.

The President’s action, which took the northern elders by surprise, is coming barely three weeks after Jonathan accepted a roadmap from the NEF on how to end the Boko Haram insurgency in parts of the north.

The elders had successfully impressed upon the Presidency to raise the Boko Haram committee to dialogue with the sect with a view to restoring elusive peace to the region. Jonathan, who met with the NEF leadership in Abuja in April, subsequently inaugurated the Turaki-led BH committee with a mandate to broker peace with the sect and compensate their victims within a two-month timeframe.

However, shortly after inaugurating the panel, the sect leadership rejected the amnesty offer, saying that it is the government that should seek amnesty for having killed its Muslim brothers across the country.

But a spokesman for the NEF, Prof Ango Abdullahi, who relayed the position of the group on Thursday, told Vanguard that they were disappointed by the sudden change of tactic by Jonathan on how to resolve the crisis in the north.

“It is very sad for us to see that the President has easily changed direction from dialogue and reconciliation to war in his bid to end the cycle of violence in the north,” Abdullahi said.

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Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/youve-declared-war-on-northern-nigeria-nef-tells-jonathan/

This Northerners are the ones behind the chaos going on in the country. They know what they are doing.

igochopur$:


and Tinubu's billions?

puskin: Nigerians are yet to possess this kind of intellectual cyber power nah.

BigBelleControl:
Tweedledum and Tweedledee are fictional characters. Roforofoism is a coined word from roforofo (dirty fight). I like this man because he knows how to play on words. His writings are not meant for dunce, he makes you appreciate literature because literature itself is an advance form of English. He's got poetic license.