@ Radiant

The invitee-pays-nothing deal will only work with most guys if there is a money back guarantee The terms and conditions must be strictly followed . And who was referring the girl's willingness to make such trip as a great sacrifice? It is simply one of the hazards of the game. The guy probably will make the greater sacrifice, givng the girl an all-paid holiday trip to the US without any concrete strings attached, habaaa

@ Ben Wood

I can see that u need extra lessons and experience in this love 'catch-me-if-u-can' game. Why are u happy she's now urs, she was urs right from the beginning. The kogi guy was simply non-existent. This antic is a usual feminine fairy formulation designed to make u see them as the prize to be won. She was just evaluating ur seriousness. And u fell for such ploys, as it stands she is on a higher position in the rship and u will always struggle hard to please her. Wake up boy.

Yeah, men most times start the wooing furore but experienced guys know how to break the defences of the ladies and then turn the table around and u will see them desperately chasing and madly clinging to u, the rship is sweetest at that point

I think women are impressed by little gestures (hope i'm right ), Like a poem, romantic text, card, early morning wake-up call or flowers will do

so u don't need to avoid women at this time 'cause they are not really expensive, or am i missing something here

Frank, i said i don't know so much about the US. Depending on your discipline and years of experience, u can apply for jobs but i doubt if u can get a work permit to the US from naija. u can as well go there as a student for your masters and then look for a job afterwards, but if u plan immigrating to the UK, and u are a professional then apply for HSMP. But pls get your facts right before u move, life there might not be better than what u currently have especially if u are happy with your job in naija

Genial:

Re: Ever Had A Strong Feeling For Someone But Didn't Say?

Well, there was this guy in my hostel in the secondary school. He was big and black, a brute and a bully. I really had this very strong feeling for him - I wished I could crush his small head in my hand. Alas, I didn't -couldn't- say so. He was twice my size, you see. . .

C'mon Genial, u are sooooo funny, u had my head spinning, i was thinking so who's this guy, is he gay or what, until i got the beef

.

I think this case of men being cheats and untrustworthy is becoming a recurring decimal, i made some comments in one of Mukina's thread and wouldn't want to say so much now. If men can't be trusted neither can women be trusted too, because every act of unfaithfulness involves a man and a woman. Ladies respond negatively to men after a heart break forgetting there are many interesting guys existing outside their battered reclusive selves. my advice to them is to wake up, stop whinning and go hunting for those good guys. And if u are married, stay in it (i don't support divorce) and work things out

@ Radiant

I've been watching u closely. your hard stance on issues is amazing. U seem to have a strong character and a clear idea of what u want. It appears u've gone into rships, gave your all and were betrayed. At first i thought u are simply annoying, hypocritical or an attention seeker but i've just changed my mind. Now, I think u are an interesting person who have a great capacity to love and be loved. What u need though is to find the missing/right chord in your disjointed love song. I'll advice u to drop your male-hate views, get over past hurts, and sooner u'll get your 'groove' back.

@ Coco

u are exceptional, your job as a counsellor has built some good traits in u. I hope all black ladies learn how to respect their men.

@ topic

I haven't had time to read all the digression.
But FYI, any sister considering an Indian hubby should read BBC's expose on the size of indian men joysticks. They are below average, a national average size according to my indian friend may be 3.5 inches. So if u like them big then think twice Plans are underway to manufacture a custom-built condoms to fit their rather small genital sizes

I work with Indian guys, to be honest, don't just think about dating them except u are indian. Their parents will fight that marriage proposal with all the strength they've got. Funny enough i discovered they hate and distrust blacks more than most whites do. Their views about nigerians especially are weird, and moreso, they have this funny deceptive thing in their brains telling them they are better than blacks.

Please this is not a racial thing, it's just my observation. My friend who works with many indians confirmed it too, though this might not be general.

Jammin, u are quite constructive in your arguments.

Education is very relative. It can be formal or informal, so most people become 'educated' at the end of the day. It appears formal education can even be counter productive, i've seen graduates whose levels of literacy beg the question, and those people though saddled with loads of certificate are not educated in my opinion.

I'm not so keen on paper qualification, i can go for an intelligent girl (not necessarily educated) who has got ideas on how to manage a home. She will still have the willingness to improve her qualifications in the future. I met a nigerian girl who couldn't write simple sentences but was doing her postgraduate diploma in one of the colleges in London. I kept wondering how she coped with her undergrad and high school. I'll rather go for a high school grad than for such uneducated graduates.

''Educated' nigerian girls are more likely to shop around for graduate hubbies, simply to fulfil their parents' unchecked desire for a lawyer, doctor, engineer, , as son-inlaw

U are feeling guilty? Don't u know the right person to confess to? Nlanders can't push your trailer-load of guilt an inch away

goodguy:

She was probably acting according to the "rubbish" Nollywood script.

BTW, this topic seems baseless to the Igbos because it does not praise them/their talents. If it was the other way, it would probably be the most "baseful" topic on Nairaland to them.

Yet another impetuous remark!!!!!

I'll forgive u though cos u are not Orikinla. I'm still waiting for his response (also ronkebaby's) to my previous post.

I don't hate my mum but i loved my dad. He's late yet i love him and i can't hate my mum either

Yes, monogamy is realistic. Marriage was designed to be so.

Is marriage boring? I hope not, cos i may want to withdraw into my shell and be alone awhile. The thought of having a woman hanging around u, constantly seeking ur undivided attention can be scary sometimes. I can't cope definitely, except i marry a girl i love dearly and enjoy staying with

EvilSlayer:

Na big lie you talk, go and get a visa now if you think it's that easy

No, i won't go because i don't need it. And it is relatively easy too, especially when u play by the rules and use ur head.

See, it is the desperation of Nigerians that make issuance of visas very difficult. I can't lose my self-esteem because i need some stupid prints on my passport. Any country, i'm visiting should be glad, because i'm not going there to claim public funds but to contribute positively to their economy.

Yes, some people have problems and most times it is because they are not properly guided, made conflicting claims, couldn't communicate effectively or just sheer incompetence on the part of the embassies or bad luck (if there is any)

I don't know so much about the US or other EU states, but i suppose they will be somewhat straight forward as the UK. All my friends who consulted me for advice got their visas without any interview, so it is relatively easy only when u know what u are doing.

I'm very close to a Sierra Leonean family in the UK. They are generally nice (at least, the ones i met), both their guys and gals. The girls can be very beautiful and richly endowed. I would have gone for one but she is still in college, i can't wait that long though she is stunningly beautiful

Who needs a green card? Freewilly, u can go ahead and sell your 'green' idea to motor park touts, who normally would find it difficult getting into and earning a living in the US.

Students, graduates and professionals don't need your 'red card' to immigrate/work/become permanent residents in the US or any part of Europe.

Donzman:

@Orikinla

There are lots of Igbo comedians in Nollywood and Igbo comedians are the very best. I won't bother mentioning them, Zebrudaya, Clarus &Gringory, Jegede (R.I.P.) just to name a few. Those are classic characters right there and they're not Yoruba. Juluis Agwu, Basketmouth, Okey Bakassi,,

Well Said. What a glaring revelation. No, Orikinla thinks they are all yorubas. I wonder why Orikinla, the self-acclaimed nollywood movie-master and his side-kick, ronkebaby have not responded to this. Hope they are not running out on ideas. Orikinla is a joker, i just went through his posts once again, he keeps saying the same thing except for the few uninvited insights (only God knows if they are true) into nollywood, a ploy ronkebaby is already falling for. Little wonder the suggestive praises and admiration she has been openly lavishing on him. At least his baseless topic has enriched his love arsenal with yet another admirer

Now, before we veer off this topic again.


Orikinla and ronkebaby,
Donzman has pushed u guys to the edge of kilimanjaro. Let's see how u will survive the fatal dive unscathed

I'm sorry for this unfortunate union called nigeria. Why are we always dividing along ethnic lines? Why are most nigerians ''igbophobic''. When did the last medical research associate film-acting excellence with a yoruba DNA?

oops, i forgot.

Tom Oluwole Cruise, Mel Olayinka Gibson, and Julia Wunmi Roberts are the best in both the ''Yoruwood'' and Hollywood industries

Since i'm contemplating an acting career, maybe i'll need to have yoruba foster parents before my maiden appearance. Meanwhile, I heard that Madonna Ronke Louise Ciccone is planning another adoption from Africa, i don't mind giving myself up for adoption just to inherit the yoruba-movie traits .

All men are liars
Because lies lubricate speed-dating tyres
All men are liars
In the bid to fulfil ladies’ inexplicable desires
All men are liars
But girls adorn lies like sweet-smelling attires
All men are burning liars
A fire sustained by female fuel suppliers
All men are liars
For that’s what a girl’s fantasy requires
All men are hardened liars
For they inherited it from their mother’s umbilical empires
All men are guilty liars
Only when women are entangled and wounded in love’s painful barbwires



@Radiant
I feel what u feel. I'm not being sarcastic. I've read all the replies and decided that mine should come as a rhyme or poem, if u think it is. Men and women lie alike. I advice u to leave men alone for awhile, look inward, tell yourself the truth. Make yourself the prize, give men the reason why they should run after u and do everything (which includes not lying to u) so they can win and keep your love

@jaycee
U can ask your sisters (if u've got any), they should be freelance consultants in ''laying'' affairs, i suppose

@ThoniaSlim
I like your recent picture. Your eyes are the prettiest i've seen so far. What a lovely dentition, warm and alluring smile, slick lips, soft skin, nice tone, attractive dimples, humble demeanor

I can go on and on and on, U are such a beautiful girl

Candylips, take ur hands off Coco29. This is just a friendly advice

@Coco29
Don't worry, I have a diploma in counselling. Just call to book an appointment, we will have the riddle resolved then

@Gamine
hmmmm why the sudden change of heart, it appears u forgot to include Coco29's name in your goon list. or are u friends now

i'm so excited u don't have the tiniest drop of igbo blood in u, else i would have publicly renounced my igbo ethnic affiliation

oh i almost forgot, u've just added a new picture in ur profile, u are not doing badly girl, keep trying, who knows u may miraculously become beautiful on your 1 millionth trial

Just got curious and went searching for her other posts and discovered she started this crazy thread in the past - ''Why do I hate Igbo Pple''

She even confessed that the post was just to get attention and worse still she is (partly) Igbo. Yes u got loads of attention but spiced with insults too. As if that was not enough to teach u a lesson, u went ahead to start this attention-seeking thread again.

There is nothing wrong in attracting people to your threads (at least everyone craves that) but u can still do that smartly without inviting insults

just an advice

4 Play:

Smart ass like Gamine has nothing to offer either between her legs or ears

BlackMamba:

I love goons. Smart ass like Gamine are not good in bed and run their mouth a lot

This is becoming real hot o. Gamine, i'm sure this is not the type of controversy u asked for. I don't think she can handle this any longer. Guys please i'm standing in as an advocate for Gamine, sheath your swords plsssssssssssss

Gamine:


StingPot hmm, u don't want me to unleash my fury allover your Stinkin head
a smelling tumour huh, im clapping for u, (u would kno if u had one)
famine of cyber-understanding, huh, nice one ooh
i hail
i just beg u to remove that dictionary frm your side
lets settle with normal lingo eh, thnk u vely vely much

From your last mail i can see that u've backed down and started seeking a truce

Cyber-understanding? uuuuhhhh, I'm happy it struck u at the right cord.

My stinking head? Oh my!! if u ever have an opportunity (but sorry u are not qualified) to come close to the 'stink', u will pay me with your life to experience the sweet aroma emanating from it

And for your info Coco29 is my girlfriend, so any further insult from u will only increase my verbal (abi written) attacks

@ Candylips
You know she loves controversy, so i was only feeding her little ego . I think she needs somebody to notice her . And meanwhile she has changed the picture in her profile twice this wk. U are a pretty lil' girl, Gamine ; Hope this is not the beginning of another controversy

Gamine:


OOh u dumbass StingPot didnt u see the last smiley
its all in good fun, i hv a much better sense of H thn u can imajin

Gamine, your sense of humour is nothing but a smelling tumour . It appears u reason well but from the back. Your last post is a further sign of my inability to define this effusive 'e-character' called Gamine

Gamine, are u suffering from a famine of cyber understanding/mutual respect? I sincerely hope u remove your,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sentence deleted,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Did u see the smileys?

Gamine:


U frigging ass Honey pot, more like Sting pot
you're a semi-idiot (*good for u it isnt full)
if u can't read a post well u better shut it, i didnt beg u to babble here, u Goon!!

Oh my, why is Gamine exploding like a ground mine? I'm so happy i have popped your adrenaline bubble . I was trying to see how far u can go in defending the claim u made earlier. Remember what u said in your initial post, or do u want me to remind u? Here it is,

Gamine:


OOOh i love controversy,

Your first post caught my interest, i felt u must be an intelligent spontaneous girl, fun to engage in a little debate with. Since u said u love controversy, i tried to make myself controversial to see how u are going to react but i'm a bit disappointed to say the least. U didn't seem to take this in your self-confessed controversial stride. I thought u had some wits,

Gamine:


OOOh i love controversy
Dnt judge a book by its cover, ****Those who see only the Integrals of Life are notin more than Semi-Idiots****

i think exactly the opposite, im amazed by the intelligent posts ive seen here.

Gamine, will u stop babbling. If u've got nothing important to say, i'd advice u not to make an unintelligent babbling goon of yourself. hope this helps to drive some sense into your head.

Chinyere, I spent some time job hunting also, don't worry i know u will get something soonest. I would have loved to spend some time on your cv but quite busy now. If u don't mind i will do that after 17th november.

U made a very good effort in writing your cv though i have some suggestions to make:


Remove the objectives if u can. remove the royal computer academy stuff too, everyone is expected to be computer literate and so it doesn't add to your education. u can include this in your skills but don't mention the name of the computer school. in your Other Skills section, just add : Proficient in Microsoft Office Suite, or u can list them e.g Computer Skills: Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint. please don't mention the computer school where u got the certificate and don't include the certificate among your credentials, nobody cares about this.

change the format of your date of birth, try using something like, 4th June, 1978. 0r 04/06/78

and please try to spend some time on your cv to make the needed corrections, your use of capitalisation is poor, i noticed some words beginning in capitals in the middle of some sentences, u have to be consistent whichever way u choose. U will definitely give a bad impression to your recruiters if your cv is littered with typos and merged words which u couldn't seperate using your space bar

there are a lot of underlined errors. u have to hit the space bar in some places, it should be NYSC and not nysc, in the work experience section, please avoid using the word "observed", it doesn't say something positive about u, u have to use some "power" verbs that indicate u were involved. explaining that Dr Onu is the ASUU chairman is unnecessary, remember to add P M B 1526 to the FUTO address and write University of Technology and not Unitech.

most employers are not interested in your personal (private life) info, so change that title to something like 'Leadership Qualities': Senior Prefect, blabla school, 19xx academic session. remove the honesty stuff and u can just say : Responsible for the payment of staff salary during internship. And before i forget, use the word internship and not placement, doesn't matter though

in my opinion i will like u to use Skills or Personality Profile instead of skills and abilities, i feel u should just list those interpersonal skills and leave out the details. those details will be needed during your interview. u can also include the details in your cover letter. if u don't know how to write a very good cover letter, try to learn, because it is a way of making a good first impression

if your SSCE was excellent, u can add something like this SSCE, 8 distinctions, 1 credit, etc

good luck

I'm so surprised about guys who come here seeking for info on tests/interview format. Some very good people post replies and none of them (in all the threads i have seen) responded to say thank you. Bad manners indeed.

Girls na waaaao

99% of girls hate themselves. girl/girl hatred, daughter inlaw/mother inlaw hatred. But Why?

Infact God should withdraw all women from the face of the earth for just 1 month and see the impact the female species have had on us

d1twista:

PLEASE ALL THE PEOPLE HERE ON NAIRALAND U GAT TO BEG MY GURL FOR ME, PLS, YOU CAN MAIL HER ON THIS EMAIL ADDRESS LUVYMIMIIGAL@YAHOO.COM,

C'mon d1twista, u have lost your GURL finally. Since u have decided to make me a go-between. I will email her as u requested. I will tell her that u are a complete write-off, that u are not worth a girl's effort, that u've cheated on her from day one and presently dating 5 female Nairalanders. Ok to be precise, u are not the right man for her. She should dump u where u belong. I will advice her to cry if she wants, but that my shoulders are always there to cry on,

U get my gist d1twista, u've already lost her Anyway, i don't think u are serious but never give out your girlfriend's email address in a chat room, smart guys will help u do your job.