LexngtonSteele:
No matter how you stretch your imagination... someone out there will still surprise you

You dey joke with Oyinbo

There is British TV Celeb who said that as a teenager he once shagged the hose pipe of his hoover.

Atiku Will Support Peter Obi In 2027 If The Party Decides.

Can a leopard change its spots

Is it that Atiku no longer wants to go to Aso Rock to continue the looting of Nigeria's Treasury from where he and Obasanjo stopped the looting in 2007 ?

Does Atiku want to now use his stolen loot to tackle Tinubu's loot in 2007 in support of a much Younger and "maybe" more honest Peter Obi in 2027 ?

I say maybe because I honestly do not trust ANY Nigerian politician.

The only Nigerian public figures I trust implicitly near Nigeria's treasury are Fela Kuti, Gani Fawehinmi, Beko Ransome Kuti, Emeka Anyaoku and a very few others. In as much as I respect Wole Soyinka and Femi Falana, their silence in the face of Tinubu's bare faced theft of the Presidency will ALWAYS be a stain on their once impeccable credentials. They refused to criticize Tinubu's election heist because Tinubu probably helped them financially when they were on the run from Abacha in their NADECO days, but their deafening silence in the face of Tinubu raping Nigeria's democracy will never be forgiven for a long time to come.

Who remembers the below ?

Awarding scholarship with stolen money.

MrBrownJay1:
so many mad people roaming the streets of this world.
eventually, she would have the next few decades in jail to think about what she did... thats what you call a beautiful mad person.

This is what you get in Western societies when you remove the power of parents to "properly" discipline their own children. In London for example, you have a situation where Parents, other adults and even the police are afraid of correcting children and you can see in the eyes of UK children that they know they are the boss over the WHOLE society and they are UNTOUCHABLE leading to a situation where kids stab teachers and even headmasters to death to show their toughness to their classmates.

You see some of the secondary school children at the bus stop and they are no different from indecency stars in their mode of dressing and you can see in their wild eyes that they smoke drugs (which i my estimation more than 50% of UK kids smoke drugs. The boys on the other hand belong to one drug dealing violent gang or the other and they protect their drug turf with knifes and guns.

The UK is a time-bomb waiting to explode because of these feral kids and God help any pensioner who still lives in the UK in the next 10 to 20 years because by that time these thuggish gangsters called kids will be so emboldened that they will start attacking, robbing, maiming and/or killing ANYONE they feel can not defend themselves from these pack of animals called kids in the streets in BROAD daylight. These drug addicted animals called children are already doing so already but it will get worse by the day.

sukkot:
The caliber of naijas in the uk back then was quality guys and girls. now na every tom dick and harry

True talk.

Naija armed robbers full London and some of the street guys for Woolwich area dey go rob people for ATM and even them dey go rob themselves for house after one of them makes some money from some illegal stuff.

I once ventured to a music performance by one of Naija's Fuji musicians at Woolwich, Sout East London to celebrate the end of the Muslim fasting period and in the hall where the event occurred, I bet my bottom dollar that there must have been at least 10 or more armed robbers from Naija now settled in the UK and I prayed a silent prayer that "God, please do not let my children be unlucky as to marry these chaps children".

Circa 2005, I saw some guys on old Kent Road SE London and they were no different from Naija vulcanizers and they could not have passed a face to face UK Visa interview but the Brits shot themselves in the foot during the short period they did their non Appearance Visa regime that required no face to face Visa interview and anyone could get a Visa by forging the right documents and sending them to the Visa decision maker via the drop box.

London has really changed like you mentioned when compared to the pre-internet period that started in London in 1999.

The '80s and early '90s were a ball in London and you are correct that most Nigerians in London in the Pre Internet days were majorly those born in London but raised in Naija.

Now 2024 London is worse than living in some parts of Nigeria if you take away the 24/7 electricity and the fact that you can get an ambulance and police to your door within minutes although in London, there is a stabbing almost everyday and an example is that 14 year old Naija boy that was decapitated by a deranged chap in London a few weeks ago.

Give me enough money today and I will relocate back to Nigeria yesterday.

The current racist rhethoric in the UK against immigrants is out of this world by the inherently racist Oyibos hiding behind and egging on the sly politically ultra ambitious Rishi Sunak and the monstrous Right Wing but equally brown skinned former home secretary and former UK Attorney General Suella Braverman to spout clearly racist rhethoric on a daily basis like putting Asylum Seekers on the Bibby Stockholm barge (a floating prison that turned out to have a poisonous water supply) or the new law that will deport asylum seekers to Rwanda to have their application dealt with in Rwanda !!!!!

These racist policies signed into law under the watch of a brow skinned Prime Minister and crafted by 3 Home Secretaries (2 former ones were brown skinned and the current one is black skinned) will haunt all ethnic minorities (black, brown and yellow skinned) for decades to come and even if a new Labour Govt repeals the racist Rwanda law, the damage is already done as the majority white population who erstwhile kept their racist rhetoric under wraps have now been emboldened to the extent that they now have outrightly racist TV stations fronted by serving MPs like Jacob Rees Mogg and a few weeks ago a white guy started shouting racist rhethoric at anyone of colour in a crowded train carriage including at a black lady who worked in media who recorded his racist tirade and posted the video on social media.

Any black person who is not street wise should try and avoid going out alone at night especially in areas where there are not that many black people 'cos in the current climate in the UK where it is fair game to castigate and hate people of colour who are asylum seekers, ignorant oyinbo people will relish the change to attack, maim and kill any person of colour they can corner under the cover of darkness walking alone especially if the oyinbos know that CCTV does not cover that area.

Our women in the UK should be careful about going out alone after dark and those of them who do care work and have to leave their homes to go to work around 3am should be VERY careful and constantly look around them and immediately cross the road to the other side if they sense or see an Oyinbo man walking behind them in the very early hours of the day or at night when there are few people around.

Better still, our women should get better jobs they can work at between 9am to 5pm without having to wash another human beings poo. Nurses are an exemption because that is a more dignified job that being a carer.

Lukmanraji:
The shock response I got from her was that she's not in a rush to settle down with me. Not even this year as she's just healing from the heartbreak I caused her and I can't use marriage to tie her down

my GF literarily told me that she doesn't love me anymore. Everything she said to me indirectly simply means that she is done with me.

Visit your local beer parlour regularly and you will get over her.

UselessBuharist:
Must our police always behave like animals, why the shouting? Not like the young woman resisted arrest

Don't mind the jobless police now reduced to settling 2 fighting cases while serious hardened criminals are on the loose.

The shameless police are only trying to intimidate the woman ahead of a "probable" sexual assault in the hidden confines of their station. Shameless hoodlums. Their past rape cases are on google for all to see including Nigerian Policeman Raping a Woman In the Presence Of a Crying Baby and raping a widow for not wearing face mask !!!!!
See some of the shameless atrocities carried out by Nigerian police in the links below :-

https://www.nairaland.com/1112573/policeman-rapes-woman-presence-crying

https://www.nairaland.com/6023569/raped-policeman-not-wearing-face-mask

https://www.nairaland.com/4830411/girl-raped-threatened-police-officer

https://www.nairaland.com/7375478/helped-officer-urinate-toilet-he

https://www.nairaland.com/1228847/woman-petitions-ig...alleges-she-raped

DyshApp:
Speaking about the key to his achievement, Faithful disclosed that from 1978 to 2023, his parents had obtained UTME old questions for him.

The boys parents are very enlightened.

This is the exact same thing my Dad did for me many years ago as detailed in my post 24 hours ago below :-

Ilekokonit:


Apart from reading and digesting all the material in the syllabus for your 4 subjects, the key to passing Jamb is to practice and read the past questions and answers for as many Jamb past questions that you can get your hands on.

Many years ago, after I had tried Jamb 2 earlier times and scored 226 and then 250 at a time when UI medicine had a cut off mark of 280, my Dad for my 3rd and final sitting bought me the questions and answers (hard copy) to ALL past Jamb questions since inception for Physics, Chemistry, Biology and English and once I had read all the material for my subjects I resorted to going through the Jamb past Q and A's and I was able to pass with 284 which beat UI's 280 cut off for Medicine.

So when I heard that in today's Nigeria you can enter Uni with a score of below 200, I get confused at how standards have been so lowered ?

Is it even legal for these Nigerian police to arrest people for debts or for a 2 fighting case of abusing one another on social media

Owing a debt is supposed to be covered by taking the debtor to court and not bribing the police to arrest someone without a court order or a conviction

Correction, they showed him an arrest warrant in this case but Is this why the Nigerian police was set up ? To take sides in settling debts or online fights after being bribed by one party or to arrest husband that is quarreling with his wife

I remember once seeing a wife on Okada with Okada rider, police and arrested husband after the wife got him arrested for a marital dispute. All 4 of them on one Okada - Rider, wife, police and arrested husband. I was thinking to myself that if i was the arrested husband, na inside gutter all 4 of us go end up because I go wait patiently until we are beside one gutter full of green dirty water and I go just push everybody inside the gutter.

Na wa for Nigerian police o.

Woman stabbed best friend 18 times because she called her horrible for stealing and using her Bank card

A hero neighbour is set to receive a bravery award after seizing a knife from a woman who was carrying out a "frenzied" stabbing attack against her friend.

Paul Martin, now 39, from Old Swan, was working from home on April 14 2021 when he heard someone outside shouting for help.

He went outside and found his neighbour, Wesley Pemberton, covered in blood. After hearing that Mr Pemberton's girlfriend Kelsey Anne Gielinck was being attacked by her friend Lauren Walsh in their home, Mr Martin rushed inside to intervene.

Miss Gielinck, then aged 21, was stabbed 18 times in the attack, suffering wounds to her nose, face, chest, body and stomach, plus severed tendons in her right hand. According to the Crown Prosecution Service, Walsh had stolen Miss Gielinck's bank card and spent money on it on the morning of the attack.

Mr Martin is to be awarded The King’s Commendation for Bravery for seizing the knife away from Walsh, before staying with Ms Gielinck until an ambulance arrived.

Mr Martin told PA: “There was blood all over the place, I shouted ‘girls, what are you doing?’… she (Walsh) just froze and I walked over and actually took the knife from her, I was under the impression that she didn’t know what was going on.

“It was like a red mist had come over her, she looked at me with a blank expression on her face, I just took the knife from her and got Kelsey out of the house.”

A 2021 trial at Liverpool Crown Court heard that former nursery nurse Walsh and Ms Gielinck had spent three hours talking alone in the house before the incident.

Ms Gielinck, who had contacted the police about the stolen card, did not suspect Walsh nor did the attacker admit that she was the thief.

At just after 3pm, Mr Pemberton entered the home and was on the phone when without warning Walsh slashed his girlfriend in the nose and the attack began.

Mr Pemberton, then 22, was stabbed in the chest, back and hand as he tried to escape the house to get help.

In December 2021, Walsh, aged 22, was found guilty at Liverpool Crown Court of two counts of attempted murder. Appearing for sentencing on January 21, 2022, Walsh was handed a life sentence due to her "significant risk" to the public.

The court heard that the victims intended to sell their home because they "felt horrific living in that house", which acted as a constant reminder of the crime. Miss Gielinck's victim impact statement said: "Despite our best efforts to clean, we still find droplets of blood which is horrid."

Speaking about his gallantry award, Mr Martin added: “I’m pleasantly surprised, it was my wife who put me forward so I had no idea about it. It’s nice to hear that you get appreciated.

“It’s been three years now but I still keep in touch with the two people who got attacked, and really I just want to put it all behind me now.

“It’s something that happened and I’m just glad that they survived.”

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-saw-home-covered-blood-080034603.html

Righthussle:
This your cry too long oga. Go find food chop first oo. The journey never start you don dey complain. Wait till second tenure by then the tax net wey dem wan expand go don cover you and your family?

For second tenure, even mad people go understand wetin normal people dey pass through when dem go introduce Trekking Licence. To mad self go be for families wey get money to pay for Trekking Licence.

What of if them decide to introduce Breathing tax?

Oga calm down , day never break.

In actual fact, you are very correct. You must have been a keen observer of Tinubu's money grabbing antics in Lagos state that he used to build up his election rigging war chest in addition to his massive looting of the Lagos State Treasury from 1999 till date (and counting).

In 2007, Tinubu or whichever of his stooges was Governor at the time just woke up and reasoned that the daily looting he is doing to the Lagos State Treasury was not enough for his future election rigging war chest and he decided to impose an income tax regime on Lagos artisans without any semblance of tax assessment and just publish a list of rates in banks and public places with the threat that any one market trader and artisan who does not pay this new arbitrarily concocted regular tax figures to Lagos state Tinubu will be barred from doing any form of business with Lagos state offices and parastatals.

Tinubu the rogue is implementing his same corrupt money grabbing scheme on 200 million Nigerians in all the 36 states and the FCT.

Its going to get rockier and messier, the longer Tinubu solidifies his greasy grip on the neck of the Nigerian Treasury.

Just keep watching. Tinubu is already richer than Nigeria and its not yet 12 months that the blood sucker has occupied Aso rock.

Most of these cable subs na waste of money. Na so i subscribe to Netflix for the past 3 years or so at 7£ per month and I only think of watching it at Christmas when on annual leave as I prefer searching for what i feel like watching on Youtube.

2 months ago I got tired of paying £7 per month for what I don't watch and I cancelled the Netflix Sub and also told my bank to stop the Continuous Payment authority to them as these companies are so crafty that they will not use Direct Debit which you can cancel easily but they prefer to take your Card details and set up a CPA (Continuous Payment authority) directly on the card so that a) they can increase your Subs if they think you are using Netflix in more than one room or on more than one device and b) you can not easily cancel a CPA at your bank unless you phone them and insist on them blocking it for the next 13 months (to take into account yearly subscriptions).

Yes, it is not just luck. Our school introduced us to an app called Test Gorilla, where you can answer past questions like a JAMB mock practice. My first mock score was 230.

Apart from reading and digesting all the material in the syllabus for your 4 subjects, the key to passing Jamb is to practice and read the past questions and answers for as many Jamb past questions that you can get your hands on.

Many years ago, after I had tried Jamb 2 earlier times and scored 226 and then 250 at a time when UI medicine had a cut off mark of 280, my Dad for my 3rd and final sitting bought me the questions and answers (hard copy) to ALL past Jamb questions since inception for Physics, Chemistry, Biology and English and once I had read all the material for my subjects I resorted to going through the Jamb past Q and A's and I was able to pass with 284 which beat UI's 280 cut off for Medicine.

So when I heard that in today's Nigeria you can enter Uni with a score of below 200, I get confused at how standards have been so lowered ?

Matheusmartin:
... Since propaganda nor work, they don result to begging...

Don't mind the Treasury Looters. Some of us gave up on Tinubu's Govt before he even won the APC primaries because we knew that Tinubu's penchant for Looting Treasuries is legendary as he has been doing to the Lagos State treasury from 1999 till date.

Tinubu's only goal is to loot enough money so that no other politician (including Atiku who is also a mega thief) will be able to match Tinubu's ability to bribe his way into Aso Rock and his devilish plan worked only because we worship money in Nigeria.

Gerrard59:


Patronising prostitutes is expensive in the abroad. Thirty minutes with an escort costs an equivalent of $100 where I'm and I was told that was even pre-COVID rates. Na person wey get proof of funds to repay go dey indulge in such? You want to use your earnings from care jobs to patronise sex workers?

A few years ago, I met a Romanian Ashewo at a Naija beer parlour in London. Intrigued by her stamina and ability to buy and drink 2 bottles of Henessy from her own pocket (at £80 a bottle), we got talking and she opened up that she is a well earning escort and that she sends £5,000 to her parents in Romania every month. (I later advised her to save some money for a period when she is not healthy enough to ply her trade).

She said a Jamaican man (one of her regular customers) patronizes her for 2 one hour slots EVERY week paying her £150 per hour and the man fell in love with her and started buying her flowers and gifts on every visit and since there were no repercussions on both sides when the CD mistakenly burst, they waved bye bye to CD to the point that the Ashewo got pregnant and Baba told her to keep the baby but she went behind his back and flew to Romania to terminate the pregnancy and came back to London to continue plying her trade.

Imagine what could have pushed the man to settle for an Ashi to fall in love with ??

OneCandleAway:
It's the people who dash him free money that's dumb

Proverbs 22:16 - One who oppresses the poor to increase his wealth and one who gives gifts to the rich—both come to poverty.

Emmastan291:
That comment you’re looking for use your hand and type it.

Baba dey fear ?

omoredia:
“I have not sent these prophets, yet they run around claiming to speak for me. I have given them no message, yet they go on prophesying. Jerm 23: 21

Jeremiah 6:13 (NIV) - From the least to the greatest, all are greedy for gain; prophets and priests alike, all practice deceit.

2 Peter 2:3 - In their greed these teachers will exploit you with fabricated stories.

1 Timothy 6:4 - People of corrupt mind, who have been robbed of the truth and who think that godliness is a means to financial gain.

Proverbs 22:16 - One who oppresses the poor to increase his wealth and one who gives gifts to the rich—both come to poverty.

1 Peter 5:2 - Be shepherds of God’s flock that is under your care, watching over them—not because you must, but because you are willing, as God wants you to be; not pursuing dishonest gain, but eager to serve;

2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 - The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie.

Acts 10:34 - Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons.

Jeremiah 17:5 - Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who draws strength from mere flesh.

imagrg:
The uglier the face, the tighter the toto.
Discuss!

I concur without proof but with mere logic and conjecture reasoning that men will avoid her and lead to lower mileage but having said that, once alcohol enters a man anything is doable Now discuss this latter point.

Rapmoney:
What is with blacks and gun violence in the US?

Just like UK kids and knives, machetes and DAILY stabbings and that's because guns are not freely available to buy in the UK like it is in Yankee.

The result of this case will be a litmus test to prove or disprove whether the incantations made by some people in the court premises works or not.

obaidan:
You want to tax people to protect the cyber space. Nigerians dun vote for the one wey pass Dia power

We never jam. But it was well predicted but the die hard criminally minded Nigerians and the naive ones did not listen although the Corrupt Supreme Court judges sold us down the river to Tinubu the greedy beady eyed and sticky fingered demon.

jmoore:
Chai! I knew it. Tinubu hired thieves to steal from Nigerians. This is the highest scam ever in the history of Nigeria.

Nemo dat quod non habet, literally meaning "no one can give what they do not have.

Tinubu had and still does not have any shred of integrity or honesty to give. All he can do is loot Nigeria and Nigerians blind.

I heard of a man who had the biggest poutry in his town and he pre-arranged with the police the following punishment for his staff who stole eggs or chicken from his poultry :-

Steal 6 eggs and be locked in police cell for 6 days.

Steal a crate of egg = 1 month in jail.

Steal 1 chicken and get locked up for 6 months.

Heard that his staff dared not steal from him.

CodeTemplar:
Remote job...lol.

I am sure the president can also moonlight by owning businesses and awarding contracts to them.

Multi billion dollar contracts for that matter ?

ZombieTAMER:


Wonder where I heard this before

yeah, during Yaradua saga

Same with Akeredolu of Ondo state.

Tinubu Can Govern From Anywhere In The World

That's the same thing Akeredolu's supporters said in their cover up before he died.

Which way Nigeria ?