We spend too much on transmission instead of to invest in generation and decentralized the transmission

I told my friend, no income is enough.

What gives you the money determined your expenditure and it will never be enough.

For instance, a school teacher will survive on 70k a month because all he needs is a simple shelter, any food, any good school and minimal transport

A Chief executive or top politician will need an opulent shelter (rented or own), good food and drinks for himself and visitors, top school with all amenities and security as well as about 5 vehicles minimum (2 for him - SUV and Hilux, 1 for madam, 1 for house utilities and spare small car for night "meetings"). 5m a month is not enough

Are you ready to marry her in the next 6 months?

A girl that you confess that she is not demanding, she loves you and she spends most time with you. You still dey do investigation.

You don't own her, as long as she is not disrespectful, not demanding and she is not doing side stuff to your face, let her be

Clap hands for yourself

Next person, please, with another good reason to cheat?

If you are Yoruba, you shouldn't
If you are North, you may
If you are Igbo, never
If you are SS, you can

If you are working, apply for a leave and organize a trip with your wife, it might be a two days outing, just anything that will clear the house and you lock your doors for at least a day

Compulsory job vacation
Religious program
Post natal check up in a specialist hospital outside the state
Anniversary (honeymoon) trip
Trip to see your people after the birth

Just anything that will clear the house. Insist that they can't wait for you to come back (week long trip)

Inform them a week prior

If they eventually leave, no need to spend money, just sleep one night in a hotel and go back home

See you at Shiloh after some years

Thank God they didn't eventually marry, it would have been hell

I'll miss this

All those things na oyibo theories, cos dem dey eat half done food

That fungi no fit survive our hot soup and oil

If na me do wetin your friend do, after you rejected the drink, I for take am drink

Muslim - Muslim ticket is lite

Another simp getting slam left, right and center

Naija pornd go just fix the camera on the prick and some ugly looking puzzy for 10 minutes

[s]I was shocked to learn that his daughter played Robb Stark wife that was murdered at the red wedding[/s]
Sorry, daughter of another funny character Chaplin

Mention UK and my mind would be seeing an overcrowded island

I prefer the US for space and more diverse opportunities

KnowledgePower7:
Ever since I was a child, for some weird reason I have always disliked UK

Like if I'm given Free Visa to UK
I will not go 1000% serious

And even if I must go, once I enter London
After 10 minutes I will go back to Airport

To me, UK has a gloomy dark vibe that I can't really explain.
Maybe in my past life I was involved with an event in UK, which made me dislike that place..

Just the thought of me going to UK
Gives me Anxiety... I just can't explain why

I rather go to Japan, South Korea than UK

I'm very much tempted to drop my analysis but then, I remember that objective reasoning is very far from nairaland nowadays.

They just look at the headline and check whether is is for Tinubu or against. Whether it is anti Igbo or pro Igbo. Then they spew out their ready made garbage

fullclub:
Labour demand is much. They should accept 60/70 as minimum wage

I beg to differ.

Cost of fuel has risen x3 250 to 750(840)
Exchange rate has risen x3 512 to 1500(1400)

These two drives every other factor of production

Therefore salary should equally be x3 ie 90k to match up to Buhari time, then something should be added on top as the true increment

Hence, the true minimum wage should be 100k to 120k.

For those saying no money. Oil sales is in dollars and that means government is getting x3 of the value in Naira compared to Buhari era.
Therefore government has the capability to at least afford 90k minimum wage.

We should be talking about what should be added on top the 90k

A classical example of "GO AND HUG TRANSFORMER"

In Nigeria, if you wan steal, steal big and you will be celebrated.

The parasite will never agree

Buhari was 2/10
Tinubu is -3/10.
That means even if Tinubu manage to return the economy to Buhari levels, he is still a failure

vengertime:
Read the whole thing still doesn't understand anything here button

Don't worry. Just proceed to Romance and Sport section, you will see topics you can understand

Your female cousins are regarded as your wife
Do unto them as you would your wife until the day you findeth a wife

Port443:

Get a new one, it's a bit cheap. By the way, it is not found in the tank, it is fastened under the car and hoses goes to it from the tank.

And the charcoal found inside the tank should be thrown away or returned to the tank?

The way he dey hype the SCADA, it's like this is the first time in his life that he's heard about it

Port443:
That is from your charcoal canister, nothing strange about it. It is part of the emission regulation system. Without it, the pressure from your tank can make the car to explode. The canister ensures that excess fuel vapor is sent to the combustion chamber and burnt properly.

So throw away or return it?

Not every man, Any man that has the resources.

And according to the Bible, only a Bishop should have only one wife

They say 6 figure, not 100k

What I'm saying is

Same shoes that time.

I used my time alone to be reading, educating my mind and acquiring skills.

Today, it helps