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Romance / Matured Women Only. by jmlite: 2:00am On Jan 06
No married women please…only single mothers, divorcees like myself.. if you are young and feel like you are mature, send a pm.
No married women please. Location is Ibadan
Religion / Re: Is Winners Burning The World by jmlite: 7:12am On Aug 06, 2023
iamyungkhalifa:
Winners is an Illuminati outreach program camouflage to look like the real agent of God
They are all one in devil, have you notice that all winner chapel has the triangle symbols in all their churches,, it's hiding something, also oyedepo also flag the pyramid signs and the big eyes when on pulpit and this signs belong to the Illuminati so why will a general oversear be promoting Illuminati if he does not have ulterior motive,, guy winner chapel is not a church you can go to.... Be wise,
saw a thread here some years back showing the overhead view of Cannanland. And the op explained the symbols the buildings and structure showed and they all had the Illuminati sign.
Religion / Re: Is Winners Burning The World by jmlite: 2:39am On Aug 06, 2023
verybadmouth:

The fire in the logo of Winners' Chapel Church likely symbolizes the Holy Spirit, spiritual fervor, and the passion of the congregation for their faith. Fire is often associated with purification, illumination, and divine presence in many religious contexts.
okay, I see.
Religion / Is Winners Burning The World by jmlite: 12:33am On Aug 06, 2023
Fire on the world map. What does Oyedepo mean?

Family / Always men by jmlite: 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2023
What’s happening here?

Religion / Why You Should Sin. by jmlite: 12:12pm On Oct 16, 2022
Because Christ has paid it all on the cross.
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 12:12pm On Apr 18, 2022
dacblogger:

I'm a lady you he goat
she goat. How is your he goat colleague of a husband or boyfriend that if you have any...lol
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 3:36pm On Apr 13, 2022
Candidlady:


@bolded
Yeah iknow but your Yoruba demon tactics won't work on me tongue




Iam so using the format they used on the OP on my new found Alhaji ! Lemme see if he would fidget and pay up lol
don’t forget my % when e drop...
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 3:35pm On Apr 13, 2022
enilola5:
You said you have a masters, yet you can't construct a complete good sentence.
Nigerian lazy youth... The sleeping giant.
I believe pidgin is another language of its own. Do am if e easy. ITK
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 2:58pm On Apr 13, 2022
dacblogger:

You wan leave a lasting impression undecided
You for cut your d*ck give am, that impression will last for a lifetime sad
I no blame una, na food una see chop kom dey lash anyhow..
who be this guy? Bring your wife, babe or mama make I cut the prick give am.
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 1:53pm On Apr 13, 2022
arthurwillia:
You don follow the girl talk after them call you?
yes, she call me come dey apologize. Say she nr know Wetin come over her. I just tell am say she don burn her cable.
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 1:51pm On Apr 13, 2022
CheedyJ:
Op, u sef no try haba, why u go lash her like that wetin u wan remain for her future hubby...
kpeks nr dey finish Bro.
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 1:50pm On Apr 13, 2022
Baloranking:


You be strong man op. All this useless girls dey find who dem go spoil him life.

I cut cap for you
most’ll manipulate you and still put the blame on you when things go wrong.
Just know say when you lash a girl, na she use you and nr be you use her.
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 1:29pm On Apr 13, 2022
Juliet751:
Wahala.
nr Dey finish my sister....
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 1:29pm On Apr 13, 2022
obiekunie01:


and make him do the multiplication join the subtraction am sure e go add up.

meanwhile bros!

you just wan take your gbola kill pesin picking ba? God is washin u! cheesy cheesy
after the arithmetic, make he mark and score himself. This is the only reason intelligent people fail, Nr go calm down understand suntin.
Meanwhile, suntimes we lash to calm nerves and sometimes to leave a lasting impression based on anything worth doing is worth doing well.
Romance / Re: She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 8:49am On Apr 13, 2022
Lalami3232:
We know say majority of 9ja babes no get sense but this your story no really add up.
Dem dey blackmail corper? How much corper get wey he wan take pay blackmail? If she wan blackmail anybody, E suppose be that pilot of a guy. But anyways, keep your evidence sha because ladies sabi lie. This na why I go advise everybody to get CCTV for house. Nowadays eeh, I hardly believe rape cases except E get better evidence. I remembered when one top female musician accused an abuja doctor of rape. Na until the guy come out to show evidence with chats and messages na people take believe. Now imagine say he no get evidence, he for dey jail now. Men be careful oooooo, rape allegation dey deadly. If dem lie for your head about am, E dey hard before den fit prove you innocent. Young man, but if you truly raped her, I pray say make you enter jail. Una two don dey fvck since 2018 no mean say you can't rape her. Anyways, make I go write some codes because this story no make sense for ear.


since e nr add up, you fit do the subtraction.

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Romance / She Said I Raped Her! by jmlite: 8:19am On Apr 13, 2022
I nr sabi report Wetin happen and how e happen but I go just try.
Been don dey lash this kele since late 2018. I meet am when I dey my masters program for UI. She was an undergraduate then. Kele don Dey serve Nigeria now.
Kele Dey show for my crib on a stead and based on bad guy when I be, I whine kele and she begin yarn all the bad things when she don do and fantasies when she go like catch even tell me of one married pilot guy when she Dey date too dey even send my sex videos to the pilot. Normally, nothing concern me but I just say make I use am hold body.
On this faithful day in February this year after one of their usual cds, she lap my caba con say today I must suck her kpekus, I come tell am say from where I come from, we nr Dey suck Kpekus and if we suck kpekus, we go die as we dey enter our town. We argue small but come later lash beta lash to the extent her toto dry well well but but I nr gree use spit or anything take lubricate.
The next day, she call me for phone and as I Answer, na one man voice I hear, come introduce himself as ASP(....) and say he na the kele uncle. He ask me weda I know the girl named (....)? I come tell am yes say I know her. He come ask me how I take know her and Wetin I get with her, I come ask am say which kind question be this and why he go call me? Na then he con say the Maria pass out when she reach house yesterday. Upon reaching hospital, after them revive her, she come say I rape am. Gbagham, my head ring...
well, I come tell the man say I nr know her aim of dong this and say me and her don Dey lash since 2018, say make he check the babe phone he go see our sex tape when she even make yesterday when we dey kpansh. Say make he reason am, why she go say I rape am?
Uncle come say he go call me back, after a short while, he call me and come tell me say well e don happen like this say I go pay for the hospital bills because doctor see bruises for her kpekus. I come tell am say na opata he Dey yarn, say I nr Dey send chi chi because I nr rape am say maybe she go another man house after she leave my crib.... he come say make I come him office the next day so that we fit align the matter, I tell am say I nr Dey come say nothing I wan come do. He come say him and him boys go come my house then, I tell am say I Dey wait for am.
I still dey wait for am till today.
Till today, I nr know why this kele do like this.ooo
But no level las las.

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Education / Please Help, I Don’t Want Want To Do Mathematics Anymore. by jmlite: 3:37am On Mar 22, 2022
I have a B.eng in elect/elect and I would like to do my masters in a field when I wouldn’t have to solve lots of mathematics anymore. Masters in the UK.
Car Talk / Help With My Lexus ES350 by jmlite: 7:04am On Mar 01, 2022
Bad fuel has damaged my fuel pump and fuel injectors. Replaced the fuel pump but don’t know how to go about the fuel injectors. Anyone with a DIY knowledge should please guide or refer to someone who could help me clean the injectors.
My location is Ibadan.
Romance / Re: How Do You Even Sleep With Your Cousin?? by jmlite: 6:35pm On Jan 16, 2022
Well, you can call it fantasies. As for me, there this my cousin I would like to bang, we have always been doing mama and papa play as kids but I never really penetrated her. I would like to penetrate her now. I want to watch her pussy juice rub my prick. I know I’m not alone on this.
I told her about my sexual attraction to her long ago.
Last week, she told me she’s coming to see me next month.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Help Me Solve This Ladies. by jmlite: 9:28am On Jan 15, 2022
aanuoluwami14:


You missed the road already
are you in Ibadan? If yes, what are you waiting for?
Romance / Re: Does Leg Vibration Mean She Orgasm by jmlite: 9:19am On Jan 15, 2022
Robnectar:




lemme come and please u nahgrin
see them, all this towtow beggars.
Romance / Re: Does Leg Vibration Mean She Orgasm by jmlite: 9:04am On Jan 15, 2022
doggedfighter:
You don't fake vibration because you don't control once it starts.




On number of occasions I have had vibrations but that was when sex was a little prolonged than what I was used to.

Initially I was afraid and thought something was wrong until I knew it's all part of good ol' sex grin



The part you asked ' if you won shows you are good guy who's happy to please his woman in bed.

Or I hope you are not testing your sexual prowess .



Good Sexual skills is worth having by every man.

As the feelings and thoughts never leaves a woman properly handled in bed.




well for me, it’s always about my partner when kpanshing. The feeling of having her satisfied is the pleasure I get so I’m never selfish.
You are right about the good sexual skills.
Romance / Does Leg Vibration Mean She Orgasm by jmlite: 8:15am On Jan 15, 2022
Please ladies, does it mean I won? �
Abi them dey fake am too?
Sports / Re: PSG 2-0 Man City by jmlite: 12:00am On Sep 29, 2021
Bro, abeg which dstv station televise this match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Manchester City UCL (2 - 0) On 28th September 2021 by jmlite: 11:53pm On Sep 28, 2021
Abeg, Which dstv station show the match abeg? E get why I ask. Dstv agent wan play smart on me.

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Sports / Help Me Sport Lovers by jmlite: 11:47pm On Sep 28, 2021
Which dstv package would I have been able to watch the psg vs man city football match played today the 28/09/2021. My dstv installer is trying to play smart on me.
Car Talk / Nissan Xterra 2008 Engine Change by jmlite: 4:03am On Jul 01, 2021
Please I need a good mechanic that can help me buy a good engine and install it for me. Please sharp tokunbo engine. You can recommend any of you have.
Business / Which Legit Place can I Sell Google Play Cards And Get Naira by jmlite: 11:08pm On Jun 29, 2021
I’m waiting, thanks
Religion / Re: Those Who Lived Wayward Life In School Get Better Opportunities Than Church Goer by jmlite: 4:02pm On Jun 25, 2021
Religion will lock your life to the extent that you won’t know when water pass garri. Humans are wired to explore and conquer. Now tell me, if you don’t explore, you can’t conquer. Religion would stop you from exploring when your mates are.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Help Me Solve This Ladies. by jmlite: 5:50pm On Jun 22, 2021
Na wa.oo
So no girl wants to lash me?

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