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Politics / Re: Chilling Confession On The Dapchi Girls' Abduction by joeruano1: 11:25pm On Mar 24, 2018 |
Fayose and PDP have been vindicated 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Chilling Confession On The Dapchi Girls' Abduction by joeruano1: 11:23pm On Mar 24, 2018 |
Chai!!! Nigeria don enter one chance. 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Supports Tuface Cancellation Of Nationwide Protest - Nigerians React by joeruano1: 6:53am On Feb 07, 2017 |
gtboy2626:Are you a friend to Agbras? |
TV/Movies / Re: How Much Do Nollywood Actors/actresses Make Per Movie? by joeruano1: 11:18pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Nollyconnect:Are you sure you use your brain well when you read? |
Crime / Re: Lady Falls Inside Gutter And Faints After Being Punched By Tricycle Rider (pics) by joeruano1: 11:00pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
babooshka:I didn't think you were this foolish. So you don't hear the other side of a story before before you go out and start fighting for your people. SMH 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Lady Falls Inside Gutter And Faints After Being Punched By Tricycle Rider (pics) by joeruano1: 10:51pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Israeljones:On point. Next time she will mind the way she runs her mouth at someone stronger than her (if that's what led to her being knocked out). Control of emotions is not for men alone. It's unisex. If a sex fails to control their self and the opposite sex fails to control theirs too as a result, don't blame the vindictive one, blame both if you must apportion blames. After all what is bad for the goose is bad for the gander. Abi I lie? |
Crime / Re: Police Parade 2 Teachers For Raping 6 Year Old Pupil After Showing Her Porn-pic by joeruano1: 11:34am On Jan 20, 2017 |
femi4:I hope no one told you female teachers are saints. They do give underage boys handjobs and even allow penetration. Quote me anywhere. |
Investment / Re: Before You Go Ahead To Provide Help As MMM Returns, Take Note! by joeruano1: 11:26am On Jan 16, 2017 |
ritababe:Show us proof or adonbilivit |
Romance / Re: 10 Ignorant Mindset Of Some Ladies Towards Marriage. by joeruano1: 2:55pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
LegalBaby:+ Do you know how bad you sound? So you found nothing helpful in his post. So much negative energy on Nairaland. Always looking for the downside. No wonder Ben Carson said haters will see you walking on water and say it's because you can't swim. Fly wey nor hear word they follow dead body enter where? |
Phones / Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by joeruano1: 2:06pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Naughtytboy: Busted! |
Romance / Re: DANGER ALERT: Doggy Style Is A Killer!!! by joeruano1: 12:27pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
myfantasies:Meaning? |
Romance / Re: DANGER ALERT: Doggy Style Is A Killer!!! by joeruano1: 9:52am On Jan 05, 2017 |
myfantasies:You do enjoy doggy, don't you? |
Romance / DANGER ALERT: Doggy Style Is A Killer!!! by joeruano1: 9:26am On Jan 05, 2017 |
South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has said ‘doggy’ style during sex is the major cause of cancer and stroke. He said after three years of arduous research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke. He told The Insider, “On cancer – one of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. “The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy; hence the connection is more than clear. “Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website.” He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style. According to him, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal. “This is the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days,” the 58-year-old man added. http://www.exposeline.com/2016/12/20/men-practice-doggy-style-risking-cancer-stroke-south-african-health-minister-warns/ |
Sports / Zlatan Ibrahimovic Throws Shade At Ronaldo by joeruano1: 11:02pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Manchester United star Zlatan Ibrahimovic has done the unthinkable by aiming a thinly-veiled dig at Cristiano Ronaldo. The dominance of Real Madrid legend Ronaldo and Barcelona icon Lionel Messi over the last decade has limited Ibrahimovic’s chances of ever winning the prestigious Ballon d’Or award. Ibrahimovic, though, believes the Brazilian Ronaldo, who he singles out as his favourite ever striker, was the ‘true phenomenon’ during his years at the top. ‘I think I’d go for Ronaldo. For me, he was an example of what football is,’ the 35-year-old centre-forward told ESPN Brazil. ‘Everything he did left you open mouthed. The way he dribbled, the way he ran, the way he scored, he was a true phenomenon. ‘What he did I think no one will be able to repeat because it was something natural, not something constructed. ‘Ronaldo was natural; born to be what he was…he didn’t have to train to change himself. This type of player isn’t made, but born. He’s special.’ However, Ibrahimovic suggested the Portuguese superstar’s rise to the top has been as a result of hard work rather than talent. He said: ‘We haven’t had the opportunity to play together. ‘He is different because it’s the result of training. It’s not natural.’ http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/30/zlatan-ibrahimovic-believes-manchester-united-legend-cristiano-ronaldo-is-not-a-natural-talent-6351428/ |
Business / How To Overcome The Present Economic Recession by joeruano1: 6:04pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
There's never been a RECESSIVE Economy where EVERYONE was POOR. In fact it is said that NEW MILLIONAIRES usually emerge from recessions. - Dr. Myles Monroe. * What's needed to overcome the present economic situation is investing in a very profitable business that is such that it's returns are more than enough to cushion the effects of the ever increasing exchange rate and make you financially independent. There are businesses that fit that description; businesses that are making Nigerians live the life they dreamt of . * But what business fits that description you may ask. For answers to that question and how to invest profitably, you can text, Whatsapp or call 08026212564. You won't be expected to pay any amount for whatever info you will get so don't be afraid, it's free. But note that you will need a little over a hundred thousand naira to start investing. |
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle Storms Out Of Interview Over Bleaching Question [VIDEO] by joeruano1: 2:58pm On Sep 18, 2016 |
NaijaProxyBase:Co-bleacher spotted |
Music/Radio / Re: Fans Angry At Beyonce's 'Bow Down' Song by joeruano1: 7:19pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Make Beyonce go look bush. Rappers r d only musicians who hav d licence to brag in America. I fink Bey's not humble at all considerin her antecedents .Only God knows if she has not made herself Jay-Z's husband. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Virgin Girls - Keeping Our Virginity by joeruano1: 2:23am On Dec 23, 2010 |
Nairalanders, u guys r still here posting. una nor dey sleep?LOL |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / I'm Surprised:balotelli At It Again by joeruano1: 12:10am On Dec 23, 2010 |
Mario Balotelli believes he was a worthy recipient of Tuttosport's Golden Boy trophy as the best player under the age of 21. Balotelli finished ahead of Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere for the Turin sports newspaper's award, and reckons he was a deserving winner. "I am delighted to receive this award," said Balotelli. "Who should have won this award but me? Two years ago I finished sixth and a year ago fourth. It was finally my turn. I don't know who Wilshere is but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him (Wilshere) the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it!" [b][/b] https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=post;board=14.0 I am a great fan of Balotelli's but i think the boy is becoming too pompous. What do u think? |
Celebrities / Re: BBA Ofunneka Is Married: Wedding Pics by joeruano1: 12:42am On Dec 19, 2010 |
@congoshine, ur name funny o.anyway, i've had a good laugh as a result of reading thru all the posts on this thread. una get bad mouth 4 this site sha! |
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Vs Nicky Minaj by joeruano1: 2:48am On Nov 18, 2010 |
i prefer nicki. kim no longer looks as good as she used 2 be |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From P Square’s 100 Million Naira Mansion. by joeruano1: 2:22am On Nov 18, 2010 |
i strongly believe mr cork is having a serious prob with his brain so pls try n avoid him. |
Romance / Re: Nigeria Guys Are Cheap, Hungry And Gold Diggers by joeruano1: 1:57am On Nov 18, 2010 |
@Yorke, u wrote this: Cold pls leave pdone alone and face your problem.I see nothing wrong in her English.D way a person write shuldn't be equate 2 d way dat person speak.I just want u 2 get that clear. When i started reading ur post after spotting the errors in qtn, i wondered why u wanted the writer of the wrong English 2 b left alone, but when i read ur post further, the reason u antagonized cold became clear, very clear. |
Politics / Re: Say No To 'NAIJA' - Akunyili by joeruano1: 11:59pm On Nov 17, 2010 |
i prefer referring to our great nation as naija.even if she ban companies, i, Joe Ruano will continue 2 use d word naija.NAIJA 4 LIFE! its clear dat akunyili is now jobless even tho she occupies an office dat ought 2 keep her busy.make she go boil iron beans. |
Romance / Re: What is This World Turning Into by joeruano1: 4:18am On Nov 09, 2010 |
she who uses what she has [pu**y] 2 get wat she wants frm men [money] shd not complain wen men use wat they have [position, etc] 2 get wat they want [pu**y] frm girls. now, dis is a case of 2 wrongs.if u want the trend to stop, start by removing the price tag u have on your pu**y. but the good girls r free to complain sha. u got the pu**y frm God 4 free yet u dont give it out 4 free but u want men to give u money they sweated for 4 free. for wat na? na so una dey selfish? na wa o. |
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And Wifey by joeruano1: 1:29am On Nov 09, 2010 |
wat r u guys even saying about basketmouth? isnt he handsome enof? in the pic, he even looks better dan his wife.check out his sexy eyes n lips .by the way, wats wrong with his dreads? |
Romance / Re: What is This World Turning Into by joeruano1: 11:55am On Nov 08, 2010 |
D world is turning into wat u want it 2 turn to. u hardly give men things for free but u want to receive from men for free always.ls that not a selfish tendency?selfish pple shdnt complain about not gettin free gifts. even to spend lil credits to call a man is like post jamb exam.what u do is flash,flash,flash. U use ur freely owned pussies to extort money frm men wit genuine feelings yet u want dat same species of humans to give sth they paid for 4 free even tho u don't give ur freely owned ?? for free. By d way, is it not u girls dat name guys who giv u stuff for free without demandin fo sex mugus & swégbés?ans me. who wants to be called a mugu for being liberal? |
Politics / Re: ‘it Must Be A Northerner Or No Nigeria’ by joeruano1: 11:33am On Nov 08, 2010 |
Na God go punish northerners for their longthroat. do they think they r d only owners of naija?Dr Goodluck is goin 2 b president weda they like it or not. nonsense! |
Computers / Here's The Secret You Need To Recover Lost Files From Flash D,hard D Etc. by joeruano1: 4:50am On Oct 08, 2010 |
You are a step away from finding out the secret. Download this free report to discover it and enjoy the benefits. I made it a word doc instead of pdf file 4 easy download.
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