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Politics / Re: Peter Obi And LP's Case Dismissed At PEPT by johbara: 6:54pm On Sep 06, 2023
Peterobiisathie:
They Labour in vain finally
These Obidients are just cowards; I thought they would have burnt down everywhere by now
So they all threatened the Judiciary for nothing?
. No be small....after all the rantings.

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Music/Radio / Re: African Artistes With The Most UK Singles Chart Entries by johbara: 7:26pm On Sep 01, 2023
All I see is GREEN and WHITE..,OMO forget musically 9ja day make me proud. Content or no substance.
Food / Re: Popular Congolese Delicacy Called Mbinzo (photos) by johbara: 6:18pm On Aug 31, 2023
I thought the Chinese had the worst eating habits till I saw this tread.... shocked
Travel / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Come To The UK Right Now by johbara: 5:08pm On Aug 28, 2023
These guys are just stylishly trying by every means to discourage we way wan japa not to come over and compete with them thereby reducing the available resources available to them.........Bros forget ya matter/sermon we go soon come join una dia. Make paperwork just complete. E no get as you wan take explain to me say Naija better pass UK.

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Romance / Re: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by johbara: 4:44pm On Aug 23, 2023
N3TRAL:
You wouldn't notice what she called you if you haven't been nursing wild sexual fantasies in your mind. As an appealing young man, I get called "Sweetheart", "darling", "my love", and "my husband", etc by mature women. I'd exhaust Nairaland's cloud storage if I opened threads for all of them.

I advise you with the utmost sincerity to suppress that intent you have to knack somebody's wife 😂. It never ends well.


You just hit the head in the nail
Health / Re: Have You Met Someone That Spits Saliva Every 5 To 10 Mins by johbara: 1:38pm On Aug 22, 2023
I have a friend that spits twice in a minute.....he's a chronic alcoholic and a chain smoker too.... don't know if that's the cause.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Flaunts His Beautiful "Oyinbo" White Girlfriend (pics/video) by johbara: 2:21pm On Aug 18, 2023
At least this one fit agree to split bills unlike their Nigerian counterparts grin
Politics / Re: Akpabio, Speaker & 2 Others Padded Tinubu’s Palliative Budget - Sahara Reporters by johbara: 6:31pm On Aug 13, 2023
My problem is not even the padding...but the fact that we have senators from the south who sat there and watched their northern counterparts pad the budget in their favor without them padding to the advantage of the south.....what a shame.
Crime / Re: Drug Baroness, 4 Kingpins Arrested As NDLEA Busts 3 Syndicates In Lagos by johbara: 2:34pm On Aug 13, 2023
These law enforcement agencies really need to nip this in the bud, by fighting these crimes from the head. These drugs were not manufactured in Nigeria, they were imported.
How did they pass through customs unnoticed?

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Religion / Re: Prophet Wiseman Daniel Arrives In Zambia For Crusade (Photos, Video) by johbara: 10:15am On Aug 13, 2023
Please where is Ndaboski.....

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Politics / Re: "All Eyes On The Judiciary" Billboard Erected In Abuja - Photos by johbara: 2:56pm On Aug 11, 2023
Since the day the Court ruled that INEC has the perogative to transmit results however it deems fit......i totally lost hope in the PEPT.

Take my word to the bank, there will be no cancellations/annulment or rerun whatsoever.
Na till 2027 we go get our Justice at the polls.
Properties / Re: Lawrenco Antonio Cardoso Family Takes Possession Of Apapa Land With 300 Houses by johbara: 2:42pm On Aug 11, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Lagos is not for sale and has never been for sale. If you know you know wink Just note those Lagos family names again.

Shout out to these Yoruba families;
Vaughan
Willoughby
Petgrave
Phillips
Thomas
Beecroft
Verissimo,
Shaw,
Da-Silva,
Pratt,
Payne,
Pedro,
Bickersteth,
Cole,
Carrena,
Damazio,
Pedro,
Audiffren,
Gomez,
Jones,
Rhodes,
Darocha,
Williams,
Sawyerr,
Pearse,
Ransome-Kuti,
Plumptre,
Bucknor,
Santos,
Savage,
Turton,
Dallas,
Johnson,
Moore,
Macaulay,
Egerton,
Boyle,
Domingo,
Randle,
Carr,
Davies,
George,
Blaise,
Davies,
Shacleford,
Taylor,
Combe,
Candide,
Vera-Cruz,
Anthony,
Fernandez,
Lawanson,
Clegg,
Damazio,
Lucas,
Lewis,
Martins,
Campbell,
Smith,
Coker,
Braithwaite,
Wellington,
Vivour,
Silva,
Soares
Antonio
Brown,
Salvador,
Holloway,
Peters,
Macgregor,
Grillo,
Campos,
Trezises,
Pereira,
Pineirho,
Martinez,
Marinho,
Dacosta,
Piero,
Ribeiro,
Randle,
De Souza,
Moreira,
Cardoso,
Ferreira,
Cruz,
Ganzallo,
Branco,
Agusto,
Shitta-Bey,
Allen,
Coates,
Evans,
Forsythe,
Griffin,
Griffith,
Joseph,
Berkley,
MacCarthy,
Fischer,
Ricketts,
Roberts,
Simpson,
Reis,
Shyllon,
Doherty,
Check my signature for free stuffs!


I see a lot of slave names here......no offense intended sad



Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo Girlfriend (Pic/Video) by johbara: 5:06pm On Aug 09, 2023
See wetin Buhari/Tinubu don cause now..... hope this guy go fit deliver him consiquences..I mean constituency... grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 41 African Countries Sign Military Agreements With Russia (Photos) by johbara: 9:47am On Aug 04, 2023
zangaozanga:
signing military pact with russia is a very bad ideal,russia will only bring more war and destrution to africa
please show us where there is Peace in Africa
Business / Re: Opay CEO, Olu Akanmu, Resigns by johbara: 12:19pm On Jul 31, 2023
Start removing your monies from Opay... keep only recharge card money

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appointed Betrayers As His Ministers, So "Help Him God" - Shehu Sani by johbara: 2:21pm On Jul 28, 2023
It appears this man cannot differentiate between betrayal and personal interest.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Reach Agreement To Sign Declan Rice From West Ham For £105m by johbara: 1:17pm On Jun 29, 2023
So Declan Rice na real person sef.....me been think say na another variety of rice way Odumodu black been sing about grin grin

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Politics / Re: PBAT Arrives Palais Brongniart For The New Global Finance Pact In Paris by johbara: 2:38pm On Jun 22, 2023
Na wah oh....is it that there's something about being in power, because Baba looks way healthier than he was before and during the electioneering period.
Power sweet I must confess.
Bubu comes to mind too grin

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Food / Re: David Hundeyin Advises Nigerian Chefs On The Mad Chase For Cook-a-thon GWR by johbara: 9:20am On Jun 18, 2023
The Same person that has made the cook-a-tron go viral in Nigeria achieved that by breaking another person's record, so what's the fuss all about. Records are meant to be broken anyways.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by johbara: 6:43pm On May 17, 2023
Kingsnairaland:
i easy to beat because the missiles Palestine use is home made not pure rocket science ones if it comes to Ukraine it will be destroyed too m
trust me bro those isrealies would have tested all missiles on the Iron Dome except nuclear warheads. Even The almighty Uncle Sam can't wait to lay his hands on the Iron Dome.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Destroys $1.1billion US Patriot Missile System In Ukraine by johbara: 10:02am On May 17, 2023
Nothing, I repeat Nothing beats the Iron Dome
Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Checkpoint In Umunze Anambra, Kill 3 Police Officers by johbara: 10:38pm On May 04, 2023
Thought they said they were killed at a check point.... first pic looks like oga was @ st. Bottles cathedral while second pic looks like two brothers decided to take an Apian way and got hit by renegades......... this ugly trend in the East is really demarketing the once enviable economic stability in terms of business operations. It's high time the leaders of this zone chop off the head of this monster before it methamophouses into Boko Haram pro max.

Shalom!

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Aminu Ado Bayero Visits President-Elect, Bola Ahmed Tinubu by johbara: 12:21pm On Apr 28, 2023
Me thinks sanusi gave this exaulted throne more vibe than the current guy.....No swag, no poise, no doings....the guy just dayyyy.

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Ask A Girl You Want To Marry If She Committed Abortion Before? by johbara: 5:55pm On Apr 22, 2023
BeStroNG:
Man got to be wary with the way things are. No man would want to marry a woman who had destroyed her womb via abortion. Some girls have committed more than 5 abortion and may have destroyed their womb in the process. Imagine getting married to such a lady. If the womb is intact and the man is fertile, pregnancy cannot be an issue.

I'm trying to take that bold step by asking her if she had committed abortion before.

What do you think guys? Is it going to bring "wahala"?

Should I ask her or not?
save yourself the stress.... impregnate her before proceeding with marriage rites.
Romance / Re: Which Of These Ladies Should I Go For? by johbara: 5:42pm On Apr 22, 2023
AllMight:
1. Toyin - She was my former classmate and friend back in school. She currently works in a bank as a CFC Agent. We met late last year during our school old student get together, we exchanged contact and kept in touch regularly. Our vibes have been good and encouraging. She had helped me very well many times since then. I'd say we are more than friends but ambigously because i haven't really asked her to be my girlfriend, though i have taken her out before on val day. Like i said, our relationship is ambigous. She doesn't have a boyfriend yet, but her mum is trying to matchmake her.

2. Sarah - Based in the States with her family for futher studies, though she's a Nigerian through her grandpa. We met early this year while playing game and since then we have become close that all her family know me. Her paternal uncle is one of my team sponsor here in Nigeria. Though this lady do give me green light steady, but because of Toyin who i haven't even get as my gf, i just laugh it off.

Honest advice please!
Go for the one that makes you a better person
Politics / Re: TIME Writer, Rajvanshi Locks Her Twitter Account Due To Attack From Nigerians by johbara: 1:29pm On Apr 14, 2023
lhordspy:
I will keep saying this over and over again.

I dont pray for an administration like this Buhari's to ever happen to us in Nigeria again.

This present adminsitration is the cause of all these rubbish being exhibited by the group of disrespectful, hateful kids called obidients. Buhari condoned and allowed so much of these excesses, attacks, anti-Nigeria campaign, even act of treason to go unchecked at the earlier stage. He allowed so many nonsense and rubbish from these people without any brutal consequences.

Here we have it now. The attack dogs we were trying to placate, and handling with soft hands are now grown-monsters; with the effrontery and temerity of untouchable citizens, attacking anyone and anything not aligning with their political ideology or as*licking their fraudulent messiah.

They have taken this disgrace to the international level. Congratulations, Nigeria is now breeding monsters, attack dogs; without any iota of respect, etiquette or decorum.
Our shame is now global.



Chai....
Politics / Re: Tinubu Forfeited $460,000 , Woodberry Forfeited $8million Proceeds Of Crime by johbara: 3:43pm On Apr 13, 2023
SpartaOfLagos:
If Bola Tinubu say that the $460,000 proceeds of drugs that he forfeited to the united states government isn't proceeds of drugs, then it is safe to say that Hushpuppi yahoo boy associates who forfeited $8million dollars proceeds of yahoo to the united states government today too didn't commit any crime

Does that really make sense ? It makes so much sense bro....one is a very little sin($460,000), while the other($8m) is a very biggggggg sin grin grin

Politics / Re: Rivers, Kano, Abia… 27 States Attracted Zero Foreign Investments In 2022 by johbara: 10:59am On Apr 06, 2023
Jogs1900:
Gombe generated N10.6 billion as IGR in 2021, followed by Ebonyi (N13.8 billion) and Bayelsa, an oil-producing state, generated N13.3 billion in 2021. Jigawa and Zamfara generated N16.5 billion and N18.9 billion, respectively.

So Jigawa and Zamfara generated more igr than Bayelsa in 2021.
Isorait
. The matter fear me my brother shocked
Politics / Re: I'm The Governor With Executive Powers, Wait For Your Time, Ikpeazu Tells Otti by johbara: 10:41am On Mar 30, 2023
NotKnown:
Chai...!!! Things wey politicians de see no be here o.


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Politics / Re: I'm The Governor With Executive Powers, Wait For Your Time, Ikpeazu Tells Otti by johbara: 10:39am On Mar 30, 2023
NotKnown:
Chai...!!! Things wey politicians de see no be here o.


Meanwhile

Come and pick up your Smart watch with stainless steel strap + free 4 extra silicon straps with different colors + free phone stand

At least you won't miss notifications if someone drops messages or signals on whatsapp, Facebook or twitter etc

Free phone stand to watch movies. 🤪. Pls chat me up on 08136761302 on WhatsApp. I live in Yenagoa though.


Small money 17k + free home delivery if you're in Lagos.
Family / Re: Should I Allow My Mother-in-law In Our Home? I Need Advice by johbara: 4:18am On Mar 30, 2023
I still wonder how i will be the owner of a house ( rented or owned) and my mother.....my precious mother will be tormented by a woman I married ( paid for) and brought into my home and I will send my mother away for peace to reign as someone said marriage is between husband and wife.

Na wah ohhhhh......Men are no longer Men in this generation lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Wike Mocks Ayu Over Removal As PDP Chair, Says ‘I Told Him He’ll Go’ by johbara: 7:33pm On Mar 28, 2023
yarimo:
And you also told ATIKU he won't win grin grin grin grin grin
. In other words......WIKE is PDP.

If I can remember, he has removed two validly elected chairmen in a space of 3Years now. Bros think am??

It's like wining the champions league back to back grin cheesy

Omo I doff my Bonet for this man as per PDP Quansain grin grin

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