But he is yet spend up to a month in office and they're already screaming 'snail speed'. Haba!

May her gentle soul Rest In Peace.
Heard she died of CANCER,
(SOBBING PROFUSELY )

I want to start a student magazine for my department. But i need insight of how to commence.
Please somebody with useful idea of how go about it.
- The materials needed and others
- Also the suitable print company to approach to help me in the publishing of it (Glossy front pages).

Boss bitch:

Generally, i'd say gurls r more fashionable, we hv more stuffs 2 mk us luk more fab than guys, only applicable 2 some, sha

more stufs indeed, tha\nk GOD u evn agree say guys de more fashionable.

me gbadu guys die wen it coms 2 dressin, jus com Unilag and see hw d guys giv it 2 dem, we 2 much jare!

mayb "Adoyo" cream wl b beta
popcorn go stil cos wahala, xpecial ds Easta

Why do we bother callin our foreign pros 4 dis kind match
wen we cud av used Eyimba 2 prosecute d match
Cos de are gud @ winnin in Naija, nt away

or beta stil used Pepsi boyz, de wud av wooped d hell out of Mukina (S/L) boiz,

abegi, make we 4get dis match and thnk of d next round

UP 9ja!!!

EFOSA VAL:

saucekid2
talk na abi u no fit speack encrish

Wetin concern u if e no sabi speak Oyibo
abi u wan teach am, considering say u get 1 kind skill wey u dey use 4 guys (Musicians i mean)
Cos e be lik say SAUCEKID2 na 1 Musician name o

Try contact VICKY on the "love zone" 4 Cool FM or Sola THompsom on Rythm FM

Dey wil help out, slowpoke

Dont worry, i go flash u tire with my Number hidden


AJEBOTA

@EFOSA VAL
''check my profile, wallai aya e a ja. no be lie,u hear ram.
am the most incredible out of NIJA straight from NIJA''
A.K.A 9ice


Me i gbadu dat lyrics oo,

"we always speak cool and very nicely, always try 2 run down nobadi,
its 2face & 9ice

b4 i 4get, liv d babe, d Guy and  dat ur so-called AUNTY alone
dem go sort tins out demsefs
U no knw say 1day Bushmeat go catch d Hunter,  

EFOSA VAL:

chai me,
i too tap for that guy
hin sef no,thats why hin dey fight me
person wey be say 2 promotion time reach
hin no promote me.
the first time i think say i no dey efficient
na hin i wan kill mysef for the work but by the
second time i see say the guy just wicked
because i don do all i can do but the idiot dey step on me

so forget me and the guy jare
i too tap for ram

U sure say u tap at all?
Na so una dey do o, I fit bet say d GUY beat u hands down 4 fine

Ah Efosa VAL, no be u tel us b4 say u get wan kind skill wey u dey use 4 guys
and u don use am 4 one nigerian actor

abeg confirm b4 i jabo  

nightnurse:

i guess the man forgot he is still in Nigeria, maybe him been think say na Amelika him dey for naija who cares if u wan drwan your whole village for 50k not to talk of 100k, abeg if una get him contact make una help me tell am say, make him go jump inside third main land or river niger, na there Yaradua go hear him voice well well

rrrr , lubish!

Guy u harsh oo, i've bin lafin my thin ass out infact i ll soon start 2 de loll (roll) 4 ground, LOL!

wetin be dis again 4 naiaraland?
una like 2 drink panadol 4 anoda man headache
if she no want marry again na her probs now

florishn:

THE POST IS NICE I WAS JUST READING COMMENT
GALS 2 GUYS

LOV DIS POST AS WELL
JUST BEEN READIN AND ENJOYIN ALL D STUFFS AND ALL DAT,

WHETHER D GUY WOO's d GIRL or D GIRL WOO's d GUY, WOT MATTERS MOST IS DAT THERE WAS A "WOO"

PERSONALLY, I THNK D bABES SHUD WOO MORE _{"notin hard 4 there ooo, na just d way una dey look am"}

How many days did he spend in there b4 d rescue team came 4 him?

I'm sure he cudnt hav survived in there 4 more than 12hours.

It is either the wel is shallow or Water no dey there,

Like a fellow nairaland sed, let him try it six more times 2 make it seven

May be solution 2 his poverty will come and 'Umoru' may giv him an apartment in Aso villa

If up till now, she stil dey distub u,
Try get a sweet lookin babe dat can make her jealous
and make sure say d babe dey visit steady steady
even sef try dey kiss, romance,caress d babe 4 her presence
all dis and more fit in the long run make her leave u,

But, make sure say d babe sabi fight o, cos if d oda girl go catch
her 4 corner, hey! her own don done, she go so much disfigure
her, u sef go see her u no go recognise am again.

tinkinfela:

i've been using multilinks for like a year and i swear, it sucks!

no internet connection could be worse than it. i have to go to internet cafes to finish some work even with having internet connection at home, i'd like try the swift talk out. thanks for the info

If there is any ISP i will compare with MULTILINKS, it will be INFOWEB
Yes INFO-rubbish and MULTI-nonsense! Both will dull & bore ur life 2 death.

But thank GOD for STARCOMM EVDO, my life has been Bright & Exciting

I now browse the internet and download wit "finesse".

_{9a.m to 9p.m, no long thing!}

nellyholmz:

i am very sure that portugal will pick up the trophy for the euro 2008,,if anyone doubts me let him come up with a team of his own and lets argue on this matter,,,,,cheers

My favourite team is POrtugal but i doubt if dey will be able 2 lift d Trophy

D last time dey tried dey were bleeped up by Greece,

Dey are like Spain very very inconsistent and Unlucky too

I don't understand it tho of hw some1 wil want 2 commit suicide

The one dat baffles me most is dat of Killing ones Family member and Finally killin 1's sef

Dey sed its happenning in SA

_{Wonders will neva cease 2 end}

Please my guy let's get the full gist,
1. Wot is ur Name
2. Wot is ur Surname
3. How come ur papa is Yoruba & u are not

or is it dat u were "adopted"

Supply me dis details and i'll take it up 4rm here.

^{Funny Lot}

Please my guy let's get the full gist,
1. Wot is ur Name
2. Wot is ur Surname
3. How come ur papa is Yoruba & u are not

or is it dat u were "adopted"

Supply me dis details and i'll take it up 4rm here.

^{Funny Lot}

Soundmind:

@poster,
Sorry for what u are going through. It actually hurts, take it easy and simple, you will win.
A man is very easy and cheap to get if you know the trick. As your husband, i do not know if you have tried some of these.
- Feed him yourself as a mother feed a child when you are eating (once a while)
- Bath together with him, bath him yourself and persuade him to bath u aswell. Once a while, while u are bathing, suck his privates. If he desire give him sex in the bathroom if it is condusive.
- Butting him up as he is dressing up
- Ask him which shoe/sandal he will wear and polish it without request.
-Sleep together with him in the same bed and ask him to cover you (hold you closely) to enable you sleep well. Always hold him as well as you are sleeping.
-Get his food ready as early as possible.
- Buy him gifts especially inner wears
- Once a while, while you are in the bed, stay on top of him. And kiss him steadily. Not to motivate him sexually, it to show him u care.
- Once a while suck his privates, and breast feed him as you do to your child.
- Stroke him regulaly
- While in bed, allow him feel and enjoy your breast and other hot zone as much as he want.
- Try and make him suck your pussy as well.
- Always look attractive and clean.
- While making your head, ask him which style he want and even persuade him to accompany you there. Not to stay till u finish, just take you there and go his way.
- Naturally women alway wash their husband, cloth, go extra by ironing the cloth and admire him much whenever he dress to your taste.

In short, the list is endless. Try some of these and you will see, the love and care will gradually come back.
Best of luck.

Soundmind, you be Guru 2 da core
see how u take list dose na wa o

ds Xmas i will be Picniking @ d National Theatre lawn wit my KOkolet and Paddys, just d way dey want it. and probably take some shotz and dat,
Do any1 care 2 join. Its an allcomers affairs!!!

dat DAKORE girl
wish she were my KOKOlet .
me gbadu d babe from head 2 toe

and wats dat wit da cowboy Posing, is she representin TEXAS,

D advert PURE i mean, E make sense.

I'm the 1st and only BOY in da family, followed by 4 girls!
My fellow nairalanders, its not easy at all.

As 4 dose 4 sistas of mine, 2 re matured babes and guys com 4 dem, i've alwayz had 2 caution dem about we guys & all dat jazz, nd 2 b careful not 2 carry d unwanted Preg.

It cud be 1 hell of a work havin 2 watch over dem and advising dem, blif me we dey try o!

and d coolest thin is dat dey call me "^BRODA"

sum pple seems 2 be sayin that u are 2HANDSOME and that cud be the reason why they (girls) doubt
Pray! do they realy kno what u look like?
Possibly a "_BaBoon"
The Problem cud be dat u tell 2 many lies. PERIOD

I ve finally checked my result, and my Score is 55
My course is Electrical/Electronics.

My chances is what i dont know 4 now, but i'm very very positive about it!

i believ say we go enter there by force by fire! abi she una you no agree

Me is The One ti mo really fe' Ron

meaning _{"you are the one i truly Luv"}

I no Know wetin una dey Shan 4 here.
Me i dey gbadu d thins wey my eye dey see oo.
Big Broda or Big Sista africa, bliv me ee, dere thins Big OO.
More PICs pleeeaaseee

But come 2 think of it, dem dey spoil us wey neva spoil at all !!!