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Romance / Re: A List Of Nairaland's Most Attractive Users by kemmeye: 6:40am On Nov 28, 2011
why do i think the poster just wanted us to see his picture. smfh
Celebrities / Re: Photo;Aki's Traditional Wedding With Njeoma by kemmeye: 6:36am On Nov 28, 2011
smdh
Business / Re: Kindly Help! Rats Are Killing My Business by kemmeye: 10:54pm On Nov 22, 2011
all the rats have evolved ifyou put poison they wont eat or some will even eat and be alive. put a cat there and when the cat finds out that the rat is bigger it would run away and as for the gum they will just avoid it after it kills one. dunno y they are getting smart

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Jokes Etc / Re: For Fools by kemmeye: 10:42pm On Nov 22, 2011
smdh angry
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want To Be A Muslim by kemmeye: 10:41pm On Nov 22, 2011
UM OK, I DONT GET IT
Crime / Re: He Undressed Us Publicly After Using Us (Pictures) by kemmeye: 10:37pm On Nov 22, 2011
you no im scared to go out cuz what if someone slips their phone into my purse or something just so they'll naked me it wont even be funny.
Crime / Re: Absu Gang Rape: Names And Pictures Of The Actors(culprits) by kemmeye: 10:30pm On Nov 22, 2011
i cant see it tho
Romance / Re: Most Scary Romance Ever.pix Attached by kemmeye: 10:28pm On Nov 22, 2011
Bobbyendy:

hahahhahhahahah dam you got me laughing in tears. Pls just calm down pls
you know at first i really wanted to see it but now that i have i wish i didnt omg like why would someone even take a picture of that  undecided. ive been scarred for life. DOES ANYONE KNOW A GOOD THERAPIST.U NO WAT F0CK IT NVM. angry
Romance / Re: Most Scary Romance Ever.pix Attached by kemmeye: 10:15pm On Nov 22, 2011
ewwwwwwwwwwww, ewwwwwwwwwwww, ewwwwwwwwwwwww, ewww ewww ewwww ewwww ewwww ewwww ewwww omfg omfg wtf was that omgosh never looking at it again ewwwwwwwwwwww d F0CK. imma need therapy after looking at that. ok calm down ewwwwwwwwww i think i need to go puke my intestines out.
Romance / Re: Newest Invention-anti Rape Device by kemmeye: 10:04pm On Nov 22, 2011
hmmmm i can finally revenge hehe * thinks about how to lure the next victim* it shall be a latching experience
Romance / Re: Men Nd Wmen Who Get It Ryt? by kemmeye: 10:02pm On Nov 22, 2011
ohhh God another migraine invoking questions. * skips out and slams the door*
Romance / Re: Can U Date A Very Fat Woman With Sweaty Upper Lips by kemmeye: 10:00pm On Nov 22, 2011
if she's just big thats ok but what if she has her own national reserve under her arms. ewwwwwww i saw one today and not only did i puke in my mouth i've been having hallucinations.
Romance / Re: How Do I Breakup by kemmeye: 9:53pm On Nov 22, 2011
approach her with a toothpick in your mouth and go " SO, yeah ho im done with you k. maybe call me so we can hang out later but JUST AS FRIENDS. YOU CAN GUARANTEE that she wont be pissed at you she will be bent on destroying your life for as long as she lives but look on n the bright side she wont be broken hearted cuz she'll think u are a piece of sh.yt
Romance / Re: Ment My Gil In D Club With Her Frnd Nd Her Frnds Guy: by kemmeye: 10:24pm On Nov 20, 2011
even tho i had a migraine after reading wateva it is you wrote up there why don't you think about it from your own perspective you were at home but later decided to go clubbing maybe she was at home at the time you called her but later decided to go clubbing.
Romance / Re: Western Lady In Love With My African Man by kemmeye: 7:24pm On Nov 20, 2011
OKAY, moving on
Religion / Re: Incredible Harmony: A Church And A Mosque In One Building by kemmeye: 6:49pm On Nov 20, 2011
oh God the noise is gonna be unstoppable kmt
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On Being Disturbed By A Girl On Facebook by kemmeye: 6:35pm On Nov 20, 2011
who the f0ck is he cuz i no him not
Romance / Re: Most Scary Romance Ever.pix Attached by kemmeye: 4:53pm On Nov 20, 2011
pendo89:

gosh I also thought u are.

@freecocoa.I am also trying to delete it from my mind. I dont think av ever seen anything that bad. yuck. I think the op is a pathologist or works in the morgue.
lol hahaha

Bobbyendy:

what type if I may ask?is it like merlin lol

lol ure funny
Jokes Etc / Re: The blind fisherman! by kemmeye: 4:22pm On Nov 20, 2011
meexteriox:

@Poster
Are u trying to rap d Ghana way? Cause can't decipher what this blabbering is all about, truly.
undecided undecided undecided undecided
hahahahahaha
Romance / Re: Most Scary Romance Ever.pix Attached by kemmeye: 4:20pm On Nov 20, 2011
Bobbyendy:

oopps are ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ female? Well I guess its because there is no indication on Ūя̲̅ profile.try and specify
lol its ok i kinda like it tho has this kinda mystery to it smiley
Romance / Re: Most Scary Romance Ever.pix Attached by kemmeye: 4:12pm On Nov 20, 2011
Bobbyendy:

bro calm down o dat is how everyone started and not everyone still got a smile on after d pix so pls do not even wish to see it


why does everyone think im a guy ?
Romance / Re: Most Scary Romance Ever.pix Attached by kemmeye: 4:02pm On Nov 20, 2011
i wanna see, i wanna see. where is the picture embarassed
Romance / Re: if men lived like chickens LMFAO hilarious by kemmeye: 3:59pm On Nov 20, 2011
yeah hahahaha very funny










NOT
Romance / Re: Portrait Of The Nice Nigerian Girl Next Door by kemmeye: 3:58pm On Nov 20, 2011
ehhh she's a model. hmmmmmm
Romance / Re: Am Not Sure! by kemmeye: 3:57pm On Nov 20, 2011
tellwisdom:

stupiddd boii angry angry. Person wey u go cease her hands comot her pant, enter the place undecided undecided


shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Good About The Nigerian Woman? by kemmeye: 3:54pm On Nov 20, 2011
im scared because people with mental issues have started to join nairaland

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