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Education / Re: Kaduna Shuts 2 Islamic Schools Over Rape, Impregnating Of Minors by Kpandex(m): 6:21pm On Dec 31, 2021
How can a normal human being will nurse a thought of having sex with a minor?
The cheapest thing in Nigeria is sex. I have never had that urge.
Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Rapes His Neighbour's 9-Year-Old Daughter In Ondo (Photo) by Kpandex(m): 2:50pm On Jun 03, 2021
That man is more than the years given to him please.
Career / Re: Abuse Of Sick Leave In A Corporate Environment by Kpandex(m): 5:04am On May 15, 2021
What he worker did was wrong for him posting such a disrespectful status on his wall, and it looks as if his employer is stupid.
Fashion / Re: The Truth Behind Wearing Of Waist Beads By Women (Photos) by Kpandex(m): 10:03pm On Feb 27, 2021
]It's worn majorly as an accessory by ladies, it has nothing to do with voodoo undecided[/

To some ladies, there is something attached to it.
My former girlfriend who travelled to Niger bought hers for 10,000 sefas, and it was meant to prevent pregnancy and contracting of other infections and many more.

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Health / Re: NACA: Akwa Ibom, Benue Have The Highest Number Of HIV Positive Persons by Kpandex(m): 8:22pm On Oct 30, 2020
[quote author=Mokason288 post=95488281]

You obviously don’t know Benue gals especially those ones called Tiv , they Bleep everything.
They Bleep to the extent that Tiv men don’t like to marry their own Tiv gals ...
It’s Tiv culture to entertain a guest with his wife’s and daughters some part still engage in such act till tomorrow

You're an idiot. You just sit in your father's anus to spew nonsense.
Come to Tivland and try that shit, and you will be killed instantly.
Ask corps members that have served in Benue state and they can tell you more. You sit in your house and cooked a trash to tarnish the name of a particular tribe without knowing the truth of that.
You're so stupid!!!
Romance / Re: Should I Help my Ex girlfriend family? by Kpandex(m): 3:10pm On Aug 29, 2020
You should better help that lady. That once happened to me and do you know that my wife is aware of my ex and she knew that nothing is happening between both of us and she do help me well when need arises.
Education / Re: I Caught A Co-Teacher Eating From A Pupil's Lunchbox by Kpandex(m): 2:57pm On Jun 12, 2020
[quote

author=Onyi22 post=90588901]All those guys trying so hard to send me mail, what exactly is their intention, [/quote]

Your profile picture, as you have positioned yourself on the bed brings a lot of imaginary thoughts!!!
Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Almost Dated Married Man Who Acted Single? How Did You Discover? by Kpandex(m): 3:35pm On Jun 11, 2020
]Hmmm 2years back, when I went to look for a job oo so he called me and said he will pick me cos he like me and want to have a relationship with me, I now ask him what type of relationship do u really want to have with me ,marry me or side chick cos it obvious that his married, the man said , I'm not marry ooo, am single, if you have a good character that will be determined if I will marry you and be the lucky one I said okay but let have a deal
I said any day I know you have wife and children I will kill them all. Omo see the man ooo he started calling me names ashawooo am not doing again, so you are a devil , so you can kill am not doing again, he even said he will go and report me in police station hahahahahhaha



You're such a pretty lady!!!
Look so romantic!!!












During my undergraduate days Yeah and my God he was handsome, dark , fresh , Rich and Romantic asf... I mean he was 48 and doesn't look a day like it. ( I only found out after we broke up)

He was always sending his driver's to bring me lunch and snacks at work during break time. My folks Adores him. We even created an Instagram page for ourselves to document our daily lives and memorable events. And he was a big spender, he Pampered me lot. I miss that life�.

Sha how did I find out, he told me to block someone on face book and Instagram without giving me a reason. Oh well, I had actually blocked the person but then out of curiosity I decided to check her out only to find out she was his wife , she is a Medical Doctor based in Canada and with three kids . I was so heart broken. Me that I was already seeing mysef as madam of the house.

He has a beautiful house in Magodo and the cook and gateman could not even tell me that my egungun was entering express even when I was nice to them.[/quote]
Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Kpandex(m): 9:52am On May 18, 2020
Shame on you!!!!
I can't accept her again.
Some of your wants to be slave to women, and how on earth will you allow a lady to treat your Mom that way.
The woman was right and still right till heaven closes.
You would have stop her immediately if not, when you people are legally married she will never respect your mother.


Thank God my respectfu wifel can't do that. She fears my parents more than any other person.
Family / Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by Kpandex(m): 7:07pm On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=SassyGem101 post=87487062]Someone I know, hers is sour soup. If she cooks, she'll dip her hands inside the soup overnight so it will get sour by the next day. That's when she can eat it otherwise she won't eat.

Another one is chewing ice block. All her drinks must have ice blocks in it.

For some, they can't stand their husband smell like they won't allow him to come near them until they are delivered of the baby. Weird. shocked



Mine, we can only have sex in the day time but when night comes, it will be cat and dog.
I fear pregnant women oooo]
Family / Re: Help My Child Is 8 Months And Wife Is Pregnant Again by Kpandex(m): 9:31pm On Mar 04, 2020
With both parties approval, no sin.
Family / Re: My Husband Can’t Satisfy Me Sexually – Wife by Kpandex(m): 6:49am On Jan 27, 2020
[quote author=ursullalinda post=86135946]Sex matter is one serious issue wrecking marriages these days.....the world seems upside down.....a woman now gathers enough experience before getting married.....unlike our mothers......and some guys won't try to up their game forgetting they are not dealing with our mothers.....couple must learn to communicate their issues and find solutions together.


Women need to be bleeped at least three times a week or more.
Their sexual urge is more than men.
Crime / Re: Danjuma Yahaya Alli: Man Dies On Top Of Lady During Sex Romp In Abuja Hotel by Kpandex(m): 7:56pm On Jan 26, 2020
[quote author=Mummymahdi post=86117637]



God forgive those that regretted their actions and seek forgiveness not those that died in the act. He is a useless fellow. See him fat ugly face.


Is your husband/boyfriend more handsome than the man?
Learn to appreciate.
I'm sure you're not a virgin and has been having sex just because you're not caught in the act.
He is not the first and the last person.
Family / Re: Husbands, Have You Noticed That Women Change After Wedding? by Kpandex(m): 3:31pm On Nov 02, 2019
Yes, your are a married man.
I used to complain it to my wife. Sex is not all that often as when we were i n courtship.
And many more not to mention it here.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy That Earns N30k? by Kpandex(m): 10:15am On Oct 07, 2019
I am married with that 30k and we are doing well.
But really it is not easy.
Picture attached is my daughter who was about going to School.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Khafi Begins Media Tour After Her Eviction (photos) by Kpandex(m): 10:30am On Sep 18, 2019
She looks sexy and sweet, and to be good in bed.

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Politics / Re: Tribunal: Ganduje Opens Defense, Presents Witness With Fake Voters’ Card by Kpandex(m): 4:33pm On Aug 23, 2019
Something de go a go.[l[i][/i] as it is going, judgement will surely be passed and a winner will go home happily.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: "Khafi Has CCD, That's Why She Had Sex Severally' - Sex Therapist (Pix) by Kpandex(m): 4:22pm On Aug 23, 2019
But let Khafi too control her sexual urge. She doesn't have sense of reasoning.[quote][/quote]

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Health / Re: NHS Nurse Who Offered Bible To A Cancer Patient 'rightly Sacked' says court by Kpandex(m): 11:00am On May 22, 2019
God can provide for her.
Family / Re: I Told My Husband That I Cheated On Him. Now He Wants A Divorce. by Kpandex(m): 10:54am On May 22, 2019
I'm speechless for now. Let me reinforce and come back first.
Romance / Re: Lady Sits On Top Of Her Fiance To Take Selfie As He Does Press-up In Pre-wedding by Kpandex(m): 10:42am On May 17, 2019
The guy over strong oooooh
Romance / Re: Slay Queen Travels For 6 Hours For Sex With Bragging Guy, Got Disappointed! by Kpandex(m): 9:29am On Mar 13, 2019
Onyi22:
He's a one minute man, we have so many of them on this forum.....
They r always shouting n ranting......

This is the type of ladies I like to engage them in sex. Send your no for me pls. I will not disappoint you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Shares Experience With Her Interviewer In The US by Kpandex(m): 9:00am On Mar 13, 2019
Tallesty1:
This is not true bro, and you know it. Stop making hateful remarks like this and unfounded generalization as this is nauseating.

That girl no just get sense. She's prolly a new feminist recruit and believe me she would have smiled with a thank you if the job seeker was a lady but being a feminist, she feels good putting hurting a man's feelings.

The idiot has forgotten that she was a job seeker once and there's no job security in Nigeria so she can be a job seeker tomorrow.


Do I blame her? Yes, but she's not alone. Most interviewers in Nigeria feel like deputy Jesus.
[quote][/quote]
Presentation of words matters a lot to ladies. A lady interviewed me and we ended up been best sexual friends. Right there, I told her that I'm in love with her fluency in English, she smiled and wrote her number out for me.
Politics / Re: Kajuru 66 Massacre, Killings: El-Rufai Visits Fulani Communities. Graphic Pix by Kpandex(m): 9:20am On Feb 17, 2019
“All lives are sacred and equal, hence we must collectively bring an end to this menace,” he said.[color=#990000][/color]


When Fulanis were killing innocent Christians/people in Benue, you have never come out to condemned it but today you are here saying that "all lives are sacred and equal.

Rip the innocent women and children killed.
Travel / Re: Makurdi Hotel In October by Kpandex(m): 8:37am On Jan 26, 2019
You went to Benue glorified village and you're expecting a Sheraton treatment?Have you been to their laison office in Abuja?It's like a mortuary.Try enter their toilet and you realize that even roaches can have thick laps.

If not for ND oil,Benue state,Kogi and some core northern state should be used as quarantine facilities to test strange outbreaks.
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Some idiots are very easy to convince. Did he tell you the name of hotel he checked in? Makurdi is a home of good hotels, must you lie?
That axis he made mention of, there are better hotels there that he can't afford to pay, the likes of "Hally Days", Door palece and many more.
Try to verify fact before commenting.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Goes After Sule Lamido After Atiku's Jigawa Rally by Kpandex(m): 8:33pm On Jan 23, 2019
Buhari's dogs in action.

Very soon they will go after Obj

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Events / Re: Man Buried Without Coffin In Benue State. See Photos by Kpandex(m): 3:45pm On Dec 09, 2018
WIZGUY69:
Benue state is one of the most unenlightened states in Nigeria after maybe taraba and zamfara

You're the most stupid person on earth I have seen. Do you have enough credence to showcase your claim?
I hope you're just coming out of weed(India heem) tent. A rational person can't talk that way.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Pictured With Tyler Perry In South Africa (PHOTO) by Kpandex(m): 7:15pm On Dec 04, 2018
bayocanny:
is Tyler Perry a South African?
Black American.

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Pictured With Tyler Perry In South Africa (PHOTO) by Kpandex(m): 7:13pm On Dec 04, 2018
ZaOzaRoom:
I'm I the only one who doesn't find Tyler Perry's movies amazing?

shocked
Did you watch Single Moms Club or For better or for Worse?
So interesting.

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Pictured With Tyler Perry In South Africa (PHOTO) by Kpandex(m): 7:10pm On Dec 04, 2018
I watched this man(Tyler Perry) in one of his movies " Single Moms Club".
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tiffany Trump Dating Michael Boulos (Photos) by Kpandex(m): 10:50am On Dec 03, 2018
[quote author=NaijaOlosho post=73509584][b]My kind of guys shocked shocked

Come home and meet beautiful black girls

White girls no Sabi the thing


Really, you have a big ass.
You will be good in bed. That's the type I like.
Crime / Re: 16-Year-Old Girl Yet To Be Found After Fleeing From Uncle's House. Photos by Kpandex(m): 6:51pm On Oct 05, 2018
jumpandpas:
Whosoever that's accommodating this girl should tamper justice with mercy and handle the Vagina with fear and trembling.


Really, the person should done the needful.
Looking at her postures in the pixs or her stylish, the headstyle, you know the kind of life sh wants to live.
Gboko girls, don't joke with them when it comes to sex.

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