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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 8:46am On Jan 25, 2022
raumdeuter:
Niklas Sule will not be extending and will be leaving on a free transfer. Either Zakaria Rudiger or Christensen will be free. We can try to replace Sule with one of those

Christensen might be cheaper though
He never loved the club, the idiot once preferred playing for Assanal and NoTenham ChilledSpurs than playing for us.

The whole story makes me think he’s slow in the head.

I wish they remove Zakaria from that list and go for who would agree to cede a little paying time to Nianzou. Nianzou is due to get his chances.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by Lordave: 3:32am On Jan 24, 2022
I can’t believe so many people are actually putting all the blames on Okoye for not saving a shot that bounced right in front of him and took a sharp swerve.

Eguavoen and the midfield cost of this game.

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Religion / Re: Stop Joking With Hell Fire by Lordave: 9:36am On Jan 23, 2022
OP for this nonsense fairytales you told here, you’re on your way to hell already.

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Crime / Re: Physically Challenged Man Arrested With Fresh Human Head & Hands In Rivers State by Lordave: 3:12pm On Jan 18, 2022
Michelle70:
They have turned it into a tribal thread, murder and ritual is prevalent in every part of the country, the name is of little importance

But how can such a physically challenged man kill someone?
no part of Rivers state bears Okoro, Ikwerres do not bear that name, BTW is Rivers state part of igbos or not? U Pipu should stop confusing us
It’s like something is wrong with your cat fish head.

Ikwerres don’t bear Okoro but RumuOkoro is a big town in Obio Akpor, an Ikwerre LGA?

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nathan Tella Confirms Desire To Play For Nigeria by Lordave: 12:16am On Jan 15, 2022
Is he related to late Yemi Tella?
Politics / Re: Buhari's Presidential Interview On ChannelsTV: What Are Your Talking Points? by Lordave: 11:14pm On Jan 05, 2022
Beface:
I wouldn‘t (mention the name of my favourite successor) because he may be eliminated if I do. I better keep that a secret. He get brain for this one.
A sitting president scared that his preferred successor will be assassinated if he mentions his/her name is one of the most shameful things to admit in the world.

It sounds like he’s exalting the might of criminals in his country.

It sounds like he’s grossly incompetent and hasn’t done anything about security in the past 7 years despite all the money he has borrowed and spent.

It sounds like he trusts himself to appoint a president to succeed him when his tenures runs out. Like he has all it takes to be a sole kingmaker.

However, Buhari is a waste of human space and matter.

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Politics / Re: I Challenge Anyone In The South West To Show Me Any City That Looks Like This by Lordave: 5:10pm On Jan 03, 2022
Ballack1:
What makes you think Onisha is a city?
What makes a place a city?
Music/Radio / Re: List Of 250 Of The Greatest Nigerian Songs By Naptu2. by Lordave: 4:48pm On Jan 03, 2022
Where’s Kuchi by Jodie?

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Politics / Re: Bashir Tofa Is Dead by Lordave: 7:57am On Jan 03, 2022
Anigreat:



shocked



No matter how useless Buhari is, how clueless he is, how dumbed and foolish he's, it's so inhuman to wish him death.

God knows what to do with the useless terrorist.
I think it’s so human to wish the skeleton death.
Only if there’s something worse than death.

The skeleton of a President deserves the worst things in this world for his lack of concern on the plight of Nigerians. Buhari deserves a horrible ending.

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Politics / Re: Bashir Tofa Is Dead by Lordave: 7:56am On Jan 03, 2022
Eiyah

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Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Jose Peseiro As Super Eagles New Coach by Lordave: 8:55pm On Dec 29, 2021
Amotolongbo:
Some Europeans also appoint foreign coaches.

England once appointed Sven Goran Ericsson a Swedish in this century
Even Fabio Capello.
Travel / Re: Haunting Photos Of Canary Islands Covered In Toxic Ash After Volcanic Eruption by Lordave: 8:25am On Dec 20, 2021
Chai!
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Solve This by Lordave: 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2021
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Sports / Re: Ferdinand And Crouch Warn - Another Lionel Messi Ballon D'or Would Be "Travesty" by Lordave: 4:35am On Dec 04, 2021
Olumaeme:


Baba how far nau, Messi don win o
Ojoro.
Politics / Re: The True Identity Of Bonny/Opobo People Facts Versus Fiction by Lordave: 10:18am On Dec 01, 2021
GreatBoss:



We are not like Igbo who claim people online and not physical.
Go and ask them physical.
I'm Ibani and Bonny Opobo and Ndoki are all Ibani people.
And all Ibani people are Ijaw people.
I don’t care what you are or what you choose to identify as, you can as well choose to be called Akuya Sokoto but that’s none of my business.

I only wanted to let you know that your claim that White men called you Ndoki because they couldn’t pronounce and unrelated junk you conjured up there is an insult to even people who tell lies for a living.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Beheads Two Police Officers, Cannibalizes Them (Photos, Video) by Lordave: 10:14am On Dec 01, 2021
Propaganda nothing more!

People have been paid.

Anything to justify military occupation of the South East.

Sadly, some illiterate and emotional meMbers IPOB don’t understand it.

Also the murdered policemen seems to be putting on army camouflage.

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Politics / Re: The True Identity Of Bonny/Opobo People Facts Versus Fiction by Lordave: 9:46am On Dec 01, 2021
GreatBoss:


They are Ibani Ijaw people.
Ndoki was Aminadokiari meaning we were looking for our relations. The white couldn't pronounce it and called it Ndoki.
Today Ibani dialect will still say Waminadokiari. Meaning same thing.
The relations they had missed and we're looking for was Bonny people.
You must think you’re talking to fools like you.

So Oyibo man couldn’t pronounce Aminadokiari but he somehow managed to rename you Ndoki? You must be the biggest fool on earth to think that even an elementary school pupil will take you seriously for this nonsense you conjured up there.

How does Ndoki sound when it’s pronounced? I make bold to say that no white man can pronounce Ndoki properly even at his 100th try!

How do you pronounce Ndoki? No need to ask you cos it’s not an Ijaw word and there’s no way on earth you could have pronounced it right without hearing from an Igbo person first.

Now, in your infinite foolishness, can you tell us how the whiteman left Amina, Aminado, Minadoki, and chose to call you Ndoki? Obviously they could’ve pronounced the first 3 right without having to twist their tongues, but no, they chose to twist their tongues and call you Ndoki because they couldn’t pronounce the nonsense you conjured from your butthole up there.

Akpa amu!

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Politics / Re: Opobo: “We Are Igbos” – Dakuku Peterside by Lordave: 9:33am On Dec 01, 2021
wirinet:


English comprehension. Having igbo roots does not mean we are igbos. Saxons claim German roots but do not claim to be Germans. Itsekiris claim Yoruba roots but do not claim to be Yorubas.
Peterside is just making a political statement to curry the support of igbos for the 2023 elections, he might soon change his middle name to Nnamdi, just like Jonathan changed his name to Ebele for 2011 elections.
Stop writing nonsense here, you’re too old or too young to be this incoherent.

Curry which support in 2023? A comment he made in 2015 is what you’re dragging to 2023? And what does Peterside stand to achieve in 2023 with that comment?

Also GEJ never claimed to be Igbo and Igbos never claimed him. (I know someone as incoherent as you might think that the support Igbos gave Jonathan meant he was Igbo)

Ok, let’s assume it was to curry support in 2023 as you want to claim, doesn’t it mean that Igbos have a political stronghold in Rivers State or wherever Peterside comes from? Amaechi Igbo, Peterside Igbo, and many more influential people in Rivers State boldly affirming their Igboness while nonentities keep bleating and crying on Nairaland.

Shame on you pathetic lots!

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Pets / Re: Shivering Puppy Is Rescued After Being Swept Away From Its Mother By Flood (Pix) by Lordave: 11:33am On Nov 30, 2021
Righteousness2:
Awesome! Great act from the man to save the Puppy.

This is Exactly what JESUS Christ is out for in these Last of last days.

So many people are in lost and drowning in Flood of Evils, abominations , all sorts of evil and are headed to death, Destruction and Hell.

Thanks be to GOD. The Hands of JESUS Christ are stretched out to save anyone who call on HIM.
Praise GOD !Hallelujah
Thanks to those men for showing a rare act of humanity to the little cute puppy �


Anyway, if Jesus is so powerful and merciful why does avoidable crimes, accidents and natural disasters keep happening everyday all around the world?
Sports / Re: Lewandowski Deserves The Ballon D'or More (Opinion) by Lordave: 11:27am On Nov 30, 2021
Ademola47:
FIFA has announced Lionel Messi as the winner of the 2021 Ballon d'Or.

Sentiments apart (I love Messi a lot), but I think Lewandowski was cheated. He deserves the award more than Messi. His performance (in the Bundesliga and champions league) has said it all.

What do you think?

For the best keeper, I think Mendy deserves it more.


Nairalanders, what do you think?
It wasn’t FIFA that awarded him Ballon d’Or, it was France Football magazine. FIFA has a more credible award coming up this December and which Lewy has won and will still win again.
The same fraudulent magazine their Editor-in-Chief lied that Cristiano Ronaldo confided in him that his greatest ambition is to retire with more Ballons d’Or than Lionel Messi.

Obviously the Idiot-in-Chief of France Magazine was just promoting his company and trynna justify their bias towards other contenders not named Messi.
Sports / Re: CAF Confedrations Cup: Enyimba Stranded In Casablanca, May Miss Al Ittihad Clash by Lordave: 3:07pm On Nov 27, 2021
lovewins:


All it will cost you is to simply read the article to understand the peculiarity of the situation.

Different countries have different COVID travel rules. For most, a simple test a few days to arrival showing you are COVID negative would suffice, for a few however they require you to be vaccinated.

The match was earlier scheduled to be played in a different location, and was changed without adequate communication to Eyimba by CAF or the opposing team. Preparations were made for the prior venue which doesn't require you to be vaccinated for entry.
Don't mind these airheads littering Nairaland with senseless comments.

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Sports / Re: CAF Confedrations Cup: Enyimba Stranded In Casablanca, May Miss Al Ittihad Clash by Lordave: 3:06pm On Nov 27, 2021
mfm04622:
What nonsense!!!

In this age, you want to be flying to other countries, yet you don't have evidence you have been vaccinated? Or you have not been vaccinated? In this age? You are seriously not ready!!!!
Vaccination is not compulsory!

If some players at Bayern Munich are yet to be vaccinated and yet Bayern is being allowed to play anywhere in Europe, why can’t Enyimba be allowed to play anywhere in Africa?

Did you even read the news at all?

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Sports / Re: CAF Confedrations Cup: Enyimba Stranded In Casablanca, May Miss Al Ittihad Clash by Lordave: 3:03pm On Nov 27, 2021
waynemighty:
They should obey the law there
Its like you lack sense.

What law is there to obey?

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Politics / Re: Zainab Ahmed: We Can't Continue, Nigeria Losing N250bn Monthly On Fuel Subsidy by Lordave: 7:55am On Nov 25, 2021
Pension Fund gone
Abacha Loots gone
Borrowed funds(International Loans) gone
Recovered Osborn Towers Loots gone
Palliatives/USaid/ and other free moneys gone
Subsidy warming up at the corner.

What Buhari cannot loot does not exist!

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Travel / Re: Five Longest Rivers In Africa (Facts And Pictures) by Lordave: 9:22am On Nov 17, 2021
grin
ideatoprince18:
What of Oji river

What of imo river

What of Urash river

What of Umunwa river



This is OJORO
Akpa amu
Politics / Re: Bandits Kill 15 In Sokoto, Abduct Women by Lordave: 6:13pm On Nov 15, 2021
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FalseProphet1:
I see the bandits extending their kidnapping to the elites, I see top northern politicians and their families becoming victims of kidnap, I see a massive protest in the North calling for the impeachment of Buhari.

I see buhari being chased out of aso Rock, I see him getting kidnapped on his way back to daura, I see the kidnappers demanding for $100billion, I see him trying to borrow money from China, I see the Chinese government turning down his request because he's no longer the President.

This I have seen.
grin grin

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Business / Re: Nigeria Home To 9,100 Dollar-Millionaires, Worth $207 Billion by Lordave: 1:44pm On Nov 15, 2021
In the 2017 report, total wealth in Lagos stood at $120 billion but reduced to $108 billion in 2018, $96 billion in 2019 and went even lower in 2020 at $88 billion. This implies loss of about $32 billion or N13.15 trillion within the last four years.

Jisos Kraist! shocked shocked shocked shocked

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You guys should come and see how Tinubu and his gang of Fulani thieves like Buhari, Mallami, El Rufai, Lie Mohammed etc have rapéd Lagos State, Yoruba and Nigeria with recklessness aggression.

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Education / Re: Federal University Of Dutse SUG President Steps Out In Style (Pix) by Lordave: 10:53am On Nov 11, 2021
Another Abunna Mallami

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Culture / Re: ‘Mysterious’ Cloth That Fell From The Sky In Ondo: The Truth (Photos) by Lordave: 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2021
I thought these people said they are suffersticated?

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