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Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by madmelon: 8:17am On Apr 02
Macmilla:

Leaking oil on the floor or burning oil?
On the floor
Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by madmelon: 6:58am On Apr 01
kingreign:


Message me via Whatsapp 0703458213
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Number not Whatsapp kindly DM me 09050733227
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by madmelon: 4:14am On Apr 01
Please my people in the house help me..my Honda 2004 model is leaking oil .I have taken it to 4 mechanics they keep changing oil seals but this problem persist I buy one litre every 4 days to top it. The last time I had to change the racing sensor seal .I don't think there is a single seal I have not changed.I'm really tired .I reside in Abuja
Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by madmelon: 4:12am On Apr 01
Please my people in the house help me..my Honda 2004 model is leaking oil .I have taken it to 4 mechanics they keep changing oil seals but this problem persist I buy one litre every 4 days to top it..I'm really tired .I reside in Abuja
Romance / Re: He Sent Her N1 Million Because She Resembles His Late Wife by madmelon: 2:49am On Feb 23
Your waist ,,your waist 2x all he sees is your waist... congratulations
Romance / Re: 'This Guy Tricked Me From Calabar To Umuahia, Slept With Me And Ran Away' – Lady by madmelon: 1:39am On Jan 24
Hookup gon wrong...na longa throat do you
Health / Re: I Am 39 Weeks And 5 Day Pregnant. What Do I Do To Induce Labour Naturally by madmelon: 10:10pm On Dec 30, 2023
Make hubby or spouse copulate pour spxrm inside ...I give u 12 hrs
Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Makes First Appointments As Governor by madmelon: 12:51am On Dec 28, 2023
When you have "luck" in your name it will follow you! I just thought of Goodluck Jonathan
Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by madmelon: 12:01pm On Dec 16, 2023
You wan lose your errand boy job and the tips? Find your level Mr Man
Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by madmelon: 12:00pm On Dec 16, 2023
You wan lose your errand boy job? Face your job post=127505414]Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time cry

Please what should I do[/quote]
Politics / Re: Tinubu Faces Another Legal Battle In Supreme Court Over 2023 Presidential Poll by madmelon: 6:46am On Dec 05, 2023
Bobloco:


Another idiot will be fined for frivolous suit

https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/04/tinubu-faces-another-legal-battle-in-supreme-court-over-2023-presidential-poll/
Religion / Re: RCCG Holy Ghost Congress: Divine Repositioning December 4 - 9 by madmelon: 2:52pm On Dec 03, 2023
Today across many cities, poverty of the mind and pocket will be exploited. People will be led in strange prayers points. They will be asked to bind and cast away the demons of poverty. They will be asked to scream for their destiny helpers to locate them. They will bind all “afflictions” related to money. Their prayers will be sincere. Then they will be taxed. Money will be demanded from the poor to fix their spiritual problem
The poorer a community is, the more time they have for “spiritual” ‘matters and the less time they have for financial matters and work.

Poverty is multi dimensional.

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Politics / Re: Wike Vs Fubara: Rivers Governor Issues Press Statement by madmelon: 4:07am On Nov 05, 2023
Sacrifice the treasury of the state is not too much...Oponu Gov without balls
Travel / Re: Which Country Can I Migrate To With ₦2M? by madmelon: 2:39pm On Sep 28, 2023
Niger Republic
Politics / Re: Cabinet: Different Lists In Circulation As Tinubu’s 14-day Deadline Closes In by madmelon: 12:14pm On Jul 13, 2023
When you wake from your slumber it will be 2031post=124383701]Bola Ahmed Tinubu the eyeneck president select will be bundled out of Aso rock before the 14th days because Obi is coming tongue[/quote]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Does One Comfort Self After Receiving 3 Job Rejections In One Week? by madmelon: 3:30pm On Jul 08, 2023
Your comprehension skills is poor..read again and understand the OP before you comment..i sure say you are not employable. quote author=AndroidAI post=124288383]

People are applying to more than 10 jobs in a day, and you are applying to just 3 in a week? Are you applying offline or online?[/quote]
Politics / Re: Obi-Datti Campaign Raises Alarm Over Attempts To ‘Doctor’ FCT Results by madmelon: 4:51pm On Jul 02, 2023
Can only FCT vote give LP the presidency? The most useless oppositions are does in 2023 elections..wailing loading till 2027 again

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Romance / Re: Does The Dick Size That Deflowers A Virgin Affect The Length Of Her Womb? by madmelon: 8:23am On Jul 01, 2023
She has an infection that is why she feels pain...go and treat yourself dude





Wilson300:
How true is this? Have heard and read about it countless times and also experienced it


I'm the one that deflowered my current girlfriend and anytime we are having sex if she is riding me or during doggy she always stops to hold her stomach and says my divk is touching her womb and I have a small dick?

Haven't experienced it with other chicks have had sex with

So I'm thinking if this is true?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by madmelon: 8:20am On May 23, 2023
EmekaStanley:
I hired a lady last week Monday and fired her on Friday same week. I concluded she was not ready yet.

This lady came almost 2 hours late for interview without communicating her reason. If she was going to be late, she should inform the interviewer. Red flag.

I ignored that and decided to proceed with the interview. I decided not to conclude on her based on the interview outcome. I love giving people chances.

I offered her the job, she was excited. She was sent an offer letter which she accepted. On resumption date, this lady came late for work. First day at work. I was like 'Is this 24 year old lady innocently naïve or what?".

On Friday last week, this lady came to work by 10.55am. He work time is 8.00am, and she is an office admin. I was on my seat and sighted her walking in, I had to call her and told her to go back home, and that was it.

By the way, she lives like 15 minutes away from the office, and her route is always against traffic.

I wouldn't know when she resumed from Tuesday to Thursday because I came quite late on those days due to field engagements. When I resumed, I met her sleeping twice. After that, she abandoned her work and stepped out to answer a phone call for almost 1 hour.

My experience with this lady made me understand that a lot of people looking for work are not ready for/to work.

ES

From experience the staffs living far from work place are always prompt at work

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Romance / Re: Really Frustrated My Wife Keeps Denying Me Sex by madmelon: 8:55pm On Apr 08, 2023
Love Machine has taken your place bro..Take heart
Romance / Re: Really Frustrated My Wife Keeps Denying Me Sex by madmelon: 8:52pm On Apr 08, 2023
So sorry..it's either you don't sex her to orgasm or your deek is not filling ..there is nothing to look forward to in poor sex.is either you make it a prayer point or get a babe outside to service you before you end of with prostrate..May God heal your home..Iree o
Romance / Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by madmelon: 8:38am On Apr 08, 2023
Instead of her to go and enroll in catering class to up her cookery skills she is chasing shadows..Okpe!
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Have Lost My Erection by madmelon: 1:40pm On Apr 06, 2023
Borrow me the gf let me check sumtin ..maybe she put beads for waist

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Politics / Re: Rivers Federal Lawmakers-elect Will Support APC Consensus Candidate For Speaker by madmelon: 8:43pm On Apr 03, 2023
After May 29th who will listen to you again??
Politics / Re: Wike To Ayu: I've No Other Job Now Than To Pepper U, The Fight Has Just Started by madmelon: 8:37am On Mar 28, 2023
You fought your brother and kinsman secondus and brought him to realize your presidential bid and ambition.Atiku came and bought him over with dollars and won you at the primaries to cliche the PDP ticket.you now all bitter and throwing tantrum all over..Wike you will soon be worthless like a used Tissue paper after 29th of May .
Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Circulates Fake Video To Accuse Labour Of Vote Rigging, Propaganda by madmelon: 10:59am On Mar 27, 2023
Keyamo should resign already as a minister for Federal republic of Nigeria..the roforofo post election comments too much

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Politics / Re: Sign Petition For Obi To Become The President Of Nigeria. by madmelon: 3:10am On Mar 27, 2023
Na by lawful vote you can become president not by signature...another Obidient on the loose

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Family / Re: "My Wife Is 21" - 60-Year-Old Kano Man Accused Of Marrying 11-Year-Old (Pix) by madmelon: 11:01am On Mar 23, 2023
Women abi girls sef no dey fear..With his stature .smh ..if na 21 years sef.
Politics / Re: Rhodes-Vivour Reacts To Alleged Plot To Intimidate Voters With Oro Festival by madmelon: 8:44pm On Mar 15, 2023
Chinedu !!!!! Wee you keep qwayet??

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Properties / Re: Re: 10 Most Beautiful Buildings In Abuja by madmelon: 6:32am On Dec 15, 2021
LagosismyHome:


Do you know who owns this house?
Asari Dokubo I think

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