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Romance / Re: How Do I Deal With Her!!! by ndu99(m): 4:05pm On Jun 15
Crucialgem:
You would agree with me that even all this nairalanders shouting repeller will simp for a girl that captures their heart.

So I recently met this girl which at first did not think will capture my heart up to this extent but after exchanging contact and constant calling and visiting, guys I have fallen yakata for her, even though I try following redpill teachings on nairaland but I can't help it this time around

Funny thing is after talking and vibing so well she will tell me she has a boyfriend, but she still come visiting time to time, she will even eat and watch movie in my house sometimes she will bring her younger sister

She shows me signs of caring girlfriend but always quick to remind me she has a boyfriend
why wouldn't she act as if she's caring when for this hard economy you've been giving her a good portion of meal, stop cooking when she comes and see what will happen next.
Family / Re: 'Don’t Make Yourself A Parent To Your Girlfriend - Man Advises His Son by ndu99(m): 8:36pm On Jun 12
So sad he'll forget in time
Politics / Re: No Matter How You Mock Tinubu; God Has Already Elevated Him - Reno Omokri by ndu99(m): 7:43pm On Jun 12
Said by a clown hoping to get an envelop.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Benin Republic: 2026 World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 2 (Full Time) by ndu99(m): 8:37pm On Jun 10
Nothing good will happen to naija as far there's tinubu on the seat.
Health / Re: Help, I Have Painful Mouth Sores(graphic Pictures) by ndu99(m): 7:34pm On Jun 08
TheLoneCitizen:

It is not dirty tooth brush as many are suggesting.

This is internal heat. Get a drug for internal heat, it will subside drastically in one night.
please which drugs can u suggest i take for internal heat?
Sports / Re: Joe Mazzulla Meets With Pep Guardiola Before 2024 NBA Finals by ndu99(m): 12:42pm On Jun 06
Telling him how to lose in finals.
Sports / Re: Controversy As Bafana Bafana Arrive Port-Harcourt Late by ndu99(m): 12:36pm On Jun 06
Come on super eagle!
No single lost at God'swill Akpabio in'tl stadium... lets keep the energy
Business / Re: FG To Suspend Import Duties And VAT On Food Items, Others by ndu99(m): 6:59pm On Jun 05
It all fantasist.
Naija problem don tire Jesus
Fashion / Re: Guys With Beard Vs Guys Without Beard: Which Do You Prefer? by ndu99(m): 6:53pm On Jun 05
Light78:
I have heard some females claim they enjoy guys with beards because they appear sexy and attractive.

I have also heard that some girls prefer to have their guys shaven.

Let's hear from the ladies here.

Do you like your men to have a beard or not?
in MGK's voice "beard weid"
Politics / Re: IMF: Nigeria Account Balance Surplus Hits ₦‎1.432 Billion by ndu99(m): 6:50pm On Jun 05
Yet they couldn't increase our minimium wage even by 40percent. Naija problem don tire Jesus
Crime / Re: Lifeless Body Of A Baby Found In A Bag In Awka, Anambra State by ndu99(m): 12:14pm On Jun 03
post=130282591:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/6/anambra-commissioner-of-police-orders-investigation-into-lifeless-body-of-baby-found-in-a-bag-in-awka-2.html
things are really happening.

Could this be the reason why Nigerian problem is beyond tinubu?

instead of killing an infant please take to the orphangae.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is The Average Cost Of Feeding A Family Of 6? by ndu99(m): 8:29pm On Jun 02
iwaeda:
How much is the average cost of feeding a family of 6?
No pepper in the market again. What will people eat.
as in people still dey eat 3times a day oo wow

And they are even using the amount i realised in 3 month in just a month feeding 250k - 300k. God dey.
Sports / Re: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by ndu99(m): 8:14pm On Jun 02
blueAgent:


Who was Kelvin de bryne, Stones, Foden, Ake, Akanji, e.t.c b4 they became top stars?
guy since at everton stones was a brilliant defender if not city wouldn't have signed him, same with Ake.

Foden just like mainoo was doing well in the academy that's why he got calledup into the senior team.

De bruyne was a better mid-fielder at chelsea but didn't have playtime cause they didn't believe in him.
Sports / Re: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by ndu99(m): 2:48pm On Jun 02
blueAgent:


You are a joker
Klopp did not spend big?

Sales and Mane are average player?

You dey learn work.
who was salah and mane before they signed for liverpool?

Remember how salah started with chelsea and how mane started with souton.

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Food / Re: I Found Bugs Inside Golden Morn - Michael Taiwo by ndu99(m): 2:45pm On Jun 02
nlfpmod:
A Nigerian social media user, Michael Taiwo, claims he found weevils inside the Golden Morn he bought for his kids.



Source: Michael Taiwo
haha
Religion / Re: When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself (Photos) by ndu99(m): 11:33am On Jun 02
jesusjnr2020:
When You Have To Save Your god Because It Cannot Save Itself

Then you suddenly realize that your god cannot save you either.

It means you need a new God.

The only God that can save you.

His name is Jesus.

God bless
yeah tell this to the muslems.
Politics / Re: Cultism, Drug Abuse Major Security Threats – Lagos CP by ndu99(m): 11:28am On Jun 02
treesun:



https://punchng.com/cultism-drug-abuse-major-security-threats-lagos-cp/
yeah but some are being sponsor by you and the politicians.
Sports / Re: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by ndu99(m): 11:19am On Jun 02
omonla10:
I'll still rate pep above anyone else.. Ancelotti failed at lower clubs though.
you talking non-sense here. Can pep move to everton? Pep always been in a team were there's quality players, a team that has money so he can purchase any quality player of his interest.

Look at what klopp did with liverpool without spending big, using average players to win the 2019 ucl.

Coaches like this are the ones we should give aclodes to.

Pep na mumu and overated coach with zero confidence, he's alwalys filled with anxiety when playing finals therefore using wrong formation or tactics. with all the hype he allowed chelsea beat them collect ucl, man u come beat them collect FA cup.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Commissions Several Roads In Akwa Ibom Constructed By NDDC. by ndu99(m): 6:30pm On Jun 01
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Will Sack Non-Performing Ministers by ndu99(m): 8:13am On May 31
TheRareGem1:



https://dailytrust.com/breaking-ill-sack-non-performing-ministers-says-tinubu/
steels sharpen steels.

You can't sack non performing minister because you yourself you are a non performing president.

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Education / Re: You Don’t Have To Go To University To Succeed In Life - Rishi Sunak by ndu99(m): 7:33pm On May 30
seunmsg:
- Rishi Sunak.

Do you agree with Rishi Sunak? What would have been your reaction if it was the president of Nigeria that put out this post?
he's right though

Big names like Bill Gate, Uzor Kalu, Mark Zukerbege didn't have go to university before making millions.
Politics / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Golden Boot With 35 Goals In Saudi Pro League (Photos) by ndu99(m): 7:21pm On May 30
Age is just a number.
CR7
Business / Re: Sent Money To A Wrong Account. How Do I Get It Back ? by ndu99(m): 6:39pm On May 30
korm2me:

A thief is a thief. Don't take what doesn't belong to you
Escalate matter base on thief wey him be?
thief how?
Someone made an erroneous transfer and you called the recipient a thief.. Abro get out!
Politics / Re: Adoption Of ‘old’ National Anthem Marks Start Of Nigeria’s Revolution – Akpabio by ndu99(m): 4:10pm On May 30
Business / Re: Sent Money To A Wrong Account. How Do I Get It Back ? by ndu99(m): 4:00pm On May 30
michlins:
you're arguing ignorantly please. Nigeria has one of the best banking laws in Nigeria. All the op needs is to collect proof of payment from his bank,go to the court and swear an affidavit and submit it to the creditor's bank and a lieu will be placed on the account.

He either refunds the money or he can no longer withdraw money from the account. If the op goes further to escalate it as a criminal act, his BVN gets flagged and all his accounts goes on NO DEBIT. He will be arrested whenever he steps into any bank in Nigeria.

Abro, no rich and sane man will leave his daily engagement in chase of 20k. Getting a lawyer, swearing an affidatvit and others, before u know 200k gone Worst if the recipient too has money and he'll also want to escalates the matter. Later on you'll regret even chasing the money.

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Politics / Re: How I ‘outsmarted’ Adamu To Deliver Tinubu As APC Candidate – Omisore by ndu99(m): 10:18pm On May 25
FreeStuffsNG:


https://www.channelstv.com/2024/05/24/how-i-outsmarted-adamu-to-deliver-tinubu-as-apc-candidate-omisore/
haha this is not new to me, Same thing i always hear from others politic elite.
Family / Re: Lady Shares Before And After Transformation Of Her Boobs After Childbirth by ndu99(m): 10:11pm On May 25
Fcold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ5thNksLdc


Nigerian lady shares before and after transformation of her b00bs following childbirth.
how is this even a news?
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: NLC, TUC Issue May 31 Deadline For Nationwide Strike by ndu99(m): 8:29pm On May 20
Sports / Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by ndu99(m): 8:26pm On May 20
Chidolalar:

Then why is man UTD not winning and breaking records like city after spending more than city since when pep took over if it's by spending?
Why is Chelsea not winning and breaking records like man city after spending 1billion pounds+ under one and d half years if it's by spending?
Why did kloop win only one covid 19 title in 9 years after spending massively too?
go settle your financial breach dawg.

Pep is doing what any average coach would do... He has a perfect squad.
Sports / Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by ndu99(m): 8:20pm On May 20
AImiron:
in your dreams my kid stay off my mention
everton had their point reduced but man city with over 115 charges were aquitted. Corruption of the highest other. Bro they will never get they respect.
Sports / Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by ndu99(m): 4:16pm On May 20
AImiron:
another mumu spotted, if na so easy why Madrid Comot em, why dem no beat any big4 this season except united. Always quick to downplay Pep's effort as if na the team grow out of nowhere... No dey put your mouth for football matters your IQ is really low
ogar your cyber bulling will not work with me.

How am i downplaying peps effort when he has the most expensive squad?

bro, any average coach will atleast win a trophy with a squad consist of debryne, halland, b. Silver, rodri, foden, kyle walker, etc.

I bet he will never win any trophy with man u, chelsea,tottenham, except he spends big.
Romance / Re: Help! Am Ashamed Of Being An Upcoming Artiste At 30(pics). by ndu99(m): 3:57pm On May 20
2shure:
Let me give u a verse. U a trash artist ,still got no real thing, Pulling up in and out on nairaland,just like a real simp.(yep).
Mumbling words that u can't relate with, Short as ever,go get a job in a day shift All the crumbs u made,give out on a donation Iam the bull,I am the frog. U wack,so no need forno recomendation. Naso wizzy do am b4 him buy car, Naso asake do am b4 him go far. Wetin u need ,na to run juju. Drop hit ,link up with Buju. If e blow.dmno forget to pay your dues to the juju. Mouth big like fufu T-shirt na fake fubu
wack

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