ha, tell him no prob, nobi food i dey find, . . .  . nd resume following him,

_{sup? -- did u focus on your lectures d other day? abi u busy dey look babes inside classroom?  lol}

lol, Me was goin to learn high jumps 4rom u Mukki oo I need training

wao unexpected free kisses 4rom my muwomy
_{hey Muki, go Iice page?}

lol, Chesk, my dog ate u number

I would follow him to anywhere he goes, till he tire 

rotflmao . . . .StevieWonder, u just had to write your thoughts there abi??
lol, keep thinkn of a sig

no mind d fool, don't suffer urself, d thread is old . . .

The shit is even old, thank God!  . . . ,   She is probably dead by now . .  . *relief*

~Pandora~:

Any man that allows himself to be snatched once, will allow himself to be snatched again and again.

if u like snatch someones man, someone else will come and snatch him again . .  the common factor? THE MAN! 

Don't mind her!! Keep looking for someones else's man to snatch!! No go find your own! And worst of all You come to us for advice!!
People like u! Arrrrrrrgh! She doesn't even know if they r tryin to work it out oo, u don't know wht they have been through together! You don't know how much d other lady loves him or how hard she is probably tryin to make it work between them, You  don't know nuthin about them! You just used your Lazar eyes to sight that d man wasn't happy and now u want to make him happy! . . . .  You be magician!??

Just because they r going through a rough time in their relationship doesn't mean u have to go and add your own pepper! Dem send u??
This is y people commit murder. It's a relationship, there is ups and downs, that's how it is, leave them alone, if they break up, fine! If they don't, fine! But let them do it neatly without some fly bugging into their nest!

Arrgh! I know someone like u that messed with my frends relationship that she was tryin soo hard to fix! Thank God d guy wasn't a fool, neither was my frend asleep.

Gosh, people like u are soo  Arrrrrrrgh!. . . .   I could kill u myself . . . .


Heartless . . . .

"olive juice" -- "I love you" ?? - they don't sounde d same to me -- I don't think I will confund the two.

ibkaye:

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Call Me

no kidding! I'm already dialling!

@ Abiolaseye,

I no sabi use phone, soo I do't know how 2 call u,

Mad_Max:

Now that's an annoying pick up line.

If guys could get visions of crisp booty out of their minds whenever they see a girl I bet they could be more original. The creepiest ones are 'I want to marry you.' One guy followed me home whining that one, and succeeded in entertaining the entire street. After decades in service I think we can agree the horrible 'You look familiar' should rest in peace. Any guy says that, he becomes a non-person, right before my eyes. Shawtayyy!Boo! I could kill Usher. One yeye guy couldn't remember the irritating Babay and went Ya Babey Ya Babey in the the thickest Ibadan accent you can imagine. I nearly expired of laughter. I couldn't imagine where he'd picked it up.He was so not the Babay type.

If a guy can be original- he doesn't even have to say anything if he can not say it with with some originality- then I'm listening.

lmao, now, that was funny! I can only imagine!! lol,

Rihanna - Disturbia

I luvvv it and d Video! aw!

As long as d guy doesn't start with or call me words like, "baby" "angel" or any shit like that, then u have made it past[b] stage one [/b] of toasting me.

Some r quite hard to pronounce, funny language, lol

Chesk, u should get d number of that model\he\she ( which ever one he\she be! ) lol,

I'm sure he did that change to his body so that he can attract men like u 4 a little sommn -- oya go please her now!

Cucumber?- U would eat it sha!

lol, go sleep Chesk I'm doin d same

oh please, . . . . Na only d men?? Which Nigerian lady go accept flower without cash or something extra attached to it?
Just give it to her, she go ask u wether na "flower" she go chop! lol, ( minus me sha )

As u chain urs with iron pants, wht do u want me to do?

@Seun,

How come I'm unable to remove my e-mail 4rom my profile? -- Help?

I would date d she, if d she still has a d!ck! eww!

@poster

I 4 give u my number but I need to ask my papa first.

need I say more to d poster?

ok, this is creepy

@ Gabe
_Perv

A loff she is

My loff