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Some guy walked up to me one day and insisted I had something that belonged to him. See me see wahala ooo. I had never seen this dude before.

lololol

Gamine:

lololol

The guy even called me Linda or so. Haba! I say I nor know am the guy dey tell me say he give me something.

All this was just to know my real name and where I lived. Well he left as he came maybe more embarrassed!

HAHAHAHAHA omg I have heard of those! Sometimes they keep guessing random names till you say yours out of irritation!

heheheheh

@Deepzone

no problem with aboki, we is family

Feministic:

HAHAHAHAHA omg I have heard of those! Sometimes they keep guessing random names till you say yours out of irritation!

This one kept insisting. And if you see this guy eh?! Short with a big ass. I could barely see his eyes as his face was so puffed. With his mechanic suit he wan come dey toast me. Cheiiii!

Isn't it shocking how the strangest people will think they can come and talk to you? I don't have any really "standards" on beauty but please , come correct!
My sister was once toasted (if you can even call it that) by one vulgar okada man, it didn't help that he was filthy and toothless either .

Feministic:


Isn't it shocking how the strangest people will think they can come and talk to you? I don't have any really "standards" on beauty but please , come correct!
My sister was once toasted (if you can even call it that) by one vulgar okada man, it didn't help that he was filthy and toothless either .

Na wa o for real ooo!

lolol

baby, baby girl, anything queen, anything angel. you'll know he is a bloody liar.

i'll wager that 90% of girls fall for those dumb pick up lines, they are just shy to admit it, how could one xplain the condemnation of all possible(common) lines without bringing forward suggest 4 improvements? The truth is u neva know wit women, but my rule of thumb is: they meant the exact of wat they say or wat their actions let on, my brothers no mind them jo!

i'll wager that 90% of girls fall for those dumb pick up lines, they are just shy to admit it,[b] how could one explain the condemnation of all possible(common) lines without bringing forward suggest 4 improvements? [/b]The truth is u never know wit women, but my rule of thumb is: they meant the exact of what they say or what their actions let on, my brothers no mind them jo!

So you want us women to give you tips on how to sharpen your pick up skills? Keep waiting!!!

Random girl: Does your girlfriend know where you are?

I'm tied up . . . I can't say yes or no or I don't have a girlfriend.

Feministic:


Isn't it shocking how the strangest people will think they can come and talk to you? I don't have any really "standards" on beauty but please , come correct!
My sister was once toasted (if you can even call it that) by one vulgar okada man, it didn't help that he was filthy and toothless either .

rotflmao

Which one be "annoying" again? I read someone complain that aboki called her "pine pine" girl. why she dey complain abi she no "fine"? When she see aboki suya money now, her eyes go wide like river Niger.


Umunwanyi, a na achu fa, fa na eko. Anyi aga apuru unu apuru dianyi?

"A na emere nwanyi o na emere onye di ya mma". Igbo idiom meaning, "if you keep supporting a woman, she'll use your money to support the man after her own heart". Na lie?

My Girlpal once told me what how a guy stepped up to her and said:>>>>>

Hello Girl,, I want to fall in love with you


How's that, HA HA HA

lol

royalyinx:

My Girlpal once told me what how a guy stepped up to her and said:>>>>>

Hello Girl,, I want to fall in love with you


How's that, HA HA HA

guy: Hello Sista

gurl: mistaken identity! go to spec savers! aint ur sista!

Baby, can i know you?

I hate it with a passion.

am speechless,
looks like u girls don't appreciate both d usual and d unusual pick up lines.
my question is wat would u rather prefer as a pick line. u ladies should let the guys know so that maybe next time u will hear wat u want to hear.

Romans:

am speechless,
looks like u girls don't appreciate both d usual and d unusual pick up lines.
my question is what would u rather prefer as a pick line. u ladies should let the guys know so that maybe next time u will hear what u want to hear.

Be creative and customize it to fit the babein question.

Hello angel, how can we see again?

You look very familiar, do i know you from somewhere?

yes yes yes ladies in the house.
we guys know that u are all mad with those
pick up lines,

so coming out straight now.
sharpen our brain on how to be
perfect in it.

wen a guy whistles. and it is so obvious that it is u. OR
hey babe, i didnt catch ur name, wen u didnt even say it.
or wen he ask 4ur numba and u refuse and he says c'mon i tout u were a nice.

TA NI YEN!

Hey wot abt dis line,
, excuse me my lady, tell me wots ur name, i go crazy wen i see u walkin down d street. if u call me casinova, girl dat aint not true, lalala, i'm crazy ova u
well i guez most of ya'all werent born wen dis song rocked NIGERIA.

too many pick up lines are annoying. you hear new, different, crappy ones each time. anything involving the words 'baby, familiar, love" at 1st sight always annoys me. and how dare you call me shawty. seriously dont. anytime shit like that happens, i just ignore the joker. silence is usually the best answer, provided you dont touch me or anything

my name is John, hmmmm
I will like to meet u,
so, lets get it on!!!!

Sounds like nursery Rhythms to me!!!!

Guys if you want "correct" chat up line - ask yourself, If I was a fine babe who probably spent:

A whole day trying to buy/decide to buy the best outfit. 

a good fraction of my monthly salary to buy all the essentials like body cream, body wash, make up, clothes etc 

the last 30 mins standing in front the mirror to apply make up  .

What would I want a guy to say to me!!!!!!

Nixis:

Sounds like nursery Rhythms to me!!!!

Guys if you want "correct" chat up line - ask yourself, If I was a fine babe who probably spent:

A whole day trying to buy/decide to buy the best outfit.

a good fraction of my monthly salary to buy all the essentials like body cream, body wash, make up, clothes etc

the last 30 mins standing in front the mirror to apply make up .

What would I want a guy to say to me!!!!!!

Thats good.I love that
but we have been saying so much
but u wouldnt give in.

Nixix,how do u wanna
be approached?
Hmmm?

As long as d guy doesn't start with or call me words like, "baby" "angel" or any shit like that, then u have made it past[b] stage one [/b] of toasting me.

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