Hi there, pls can u spare me some 6k there?

Then i answered, I DONT HAVE SUCH MONEY EVEN IN THE BANK,

software:

Hi there, please can u spare me some 6k there?

Then i answered, I DONT HAVE SUCH MONEY EVEN IN THE BANK,

u messed up, could hav told her to follow u home , thats if she wasnt. . . . . . . .

On my way home from work with my friend
what did we hear.

"Pine Pine girls"

we laffed tire, people dey drop line evn aboki wan drop line too.

Then we saw some banking dudes, what did they say;

"Baby!!"

nonsense guys, none of them even get car!

The pickup line that actually worked yesterday was;

Are you going to surulere?

haba! wat u ladies want, pls tell me aw 2 start.

tell her say 'hey come here!! i love u talk ur own'

My classmate, a girl once got this kind of shock mail, 'are you my friend or not? answer yes or no" ,

The all-time most annoying are 'can i meet u?' AND 'tell me about yourself''

just got one yesterday:

she: 'pls send me 3500 so that i can settle my lecturer who takes either in kind or in cash'

me: 'give him in kind'

"im not trying to toast you but can I talk to you"

Worst chat up line -
"Excuse me, Excuse me - I think I now you somewhere".

My colleague just told me one just now: "mother nature has been so generous to you - what's your name".

Best line -
"hi, my name is ----, I fancy you, "

The best one is, 'what is your name? Can I chat you up?'

@redhotchic

Mine is :
What's up shawty!!!!!

Thank you jare my sister, a friend of mine said it to an oyinbo girl here and the girl didn't respond she just walked by him and i was telling him how embarassing it was not only to me but to the girl and the guy was like what should i have said, "good afternoon ma"?

well i believe we men don't need say much these girls b human too!
just walk up with a smile and say hello or hi n introduce urself keeping it as short as possible.no long tin!!!!
depending on her mood n environment
she'll either respond nice n soft or bitchy.
either way the worst response u could get is buzz off tiger!
or a polite sorry i'm not in d mood.
so my dog's in d house it's not d stepping up in its self but the manner of approach,and what happens there after
but don't u b fooled no woman loves to spend time looking good all day without been complemented.
try telling a complete stranger [lady] she looks good even if she doesn't.it steps up her morale n self esteem through out d day.
so fellas in d house keep em comming nice soft n friendly
iran omo okurin lon tage besi ni iran omo obirin lon shako!!!!! WORD

i work at the library in my school and this guy walks up to me and he"s like

boy: good thing i brought my library card cuz girl i am checking you out!!
me: good thing i work at the library cuz boy i am signing you out!!!

another situation
boy: where have you been all my life
me: running away from you!!!!!!!

lololol

Oh Oh and there's- Baby I'm not coming for friendship, I'm coming for marriage!!!!!!!!

girls, now iv got some corny replies to guys and their useless pik up lines,
guy: wot wld u say if i asked u to marry me,
girl: nothn, i cant talk and laff at the same time.loooolll

guy: is that seat empty?
girl: no, but this one will be soon, lmaoooooo

guy: whr have u been all my life
girl: uh, hiding from u,

lol, u gotta laff abeg, guys, thnkn theyr so smart,

MY NAME IS AYO, A 300 LEVEL OF FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECNPOLIOGY MINNA NIGER STATE OF GEOLOGY DEPARTMENT. I WISH TO KNOW U MUCH BETTER.
THIS IS MY NUMBER 08053359746

R people this gullible?

wish kain line be this one oh

im from  London and  a boi i kno always says:

" Hey my size,  swing your digitz my way"

and suprisingly it works everytime.

Most men that can't chat up women because they don't even have respect for them!

im from London and a boi i kno always says:

" Hey my size, swing your digitz my way"

and suprisingly it works everytime.

Most men that can't chat up women because they don't even have respect for them! Angry

Yes it works very well on those chics that are ghetto fabulous.

I met a man at the station and the first thing he told me was

"I want to know you coz I love you"

WTF!!!!!!!!!

I met a man at the station and the first thing he told me was

"I want to know you because I love you"

WTF!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with that? Ain't you supposed to love your neighbor as you love yourself? May be the man was exercising his religious belief.

DeepZone:

What's wrong with that? Ain't you supposed to love your neighbor as you love yourself? May be the man was exercising his religious belief.

Religious beliefs indeed!

Gamine:

MY NAME IS AYO, A 300 LEVEL OF FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECNPOLIOGY MINNA NIGER STATE OF GEOLOGY DEPARTMENT. I WISH TO KNOW You MUCH BETTER.
THIS IS MY NUMBER 08053359746

R people this gullible?

wish kain line be this one oh

lol thats dumb, these guys just dey disgrace Minna sha

hey you girls always talking about how bad our pick up lines are.
Ok i admit,some dudes can be really annoying with their pickup lines.
saying shi** like hey sister.u look familiar and all that thingy but u know some girls are also messed up too.like if they like a guy,they stare at you for so long and try to show up everywhere you are to make you notice them and when you walk up to them,they just ignore u or mess up or put some kinna defense.
OK,there are levels of pickup lines,n trust me when a witty one comes some girls' way,they fail.
Its kinna like a test and most girls fail atimes mostly because they are not smart enough to give a reasonable reply,they just confuse u with all the make up and dress n all n make u believe they have class.(what happened to the price of clothes.lol).but therez nothin as good as a girl passing a witty pickup line test.
some girls fail to realize that we also test them just as much as they test us.
anywayz,,,,,,
Maybe we should create a thread for pick up lines,that wouldnt be bad.

On my way home from work with my friend
what did we hear.

"Pine Pine girls"

we laffed tire, people dey drop line evn aboki wan drop line too

Lol @gamine, wetin hausa people do you sef?

alright ladies, you have told us just about all the pick up lines that you hate and that wont work on your guys. can you please now tell us the ones that will work so we can start using them

my sentiments exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think that the worst "lines" I ever get are the ones that where they insist that I like what they are doing. Oh, you know the ones,

Random Guy : Ey! Ey! EY! YOU LOOKING GEWD GIRL!
Me: *walks*
RG: Ey, I love that "mean pussy" girl! *laughs*, girl where you going?
Me: *walks faster towards bus and begins paying*
RG: *hops on bus, grabs my behind* You know you like it girrrrrrrllll
Me: *turns around, punches RG in the throat and watches him fall off the bus steps*

I think the worst of it wasn't just the physical intrusion but that he [b]insisted [/b]that I liked it, I dunno why people think that a woman ignoring or saying "No" is some sort of weird way of saying "yes, i'm ignoring you because i want you to come over, I'm running because I want you to follow me, etc".

As for ones that may work, the girls I know are more interested in guys that comment on things that they put an effort in or things that obviously reflect their interest (band t-shirt, a book they are reading, etc). Now that I think of it , the guy I knew that had the best luck with girls was a beautician, he would always compliment girls on small things that had to do with their look (eg : "wow! I loved how you used white liner to emphasize your already striking eyes; you have amazing facial structure; why yes! I am involved in cosmetics!, Let's go to my room, all of my tools are there, ) . Basically I just think that most women want to approached based on a shared interest, not because you saw them from far away and found them physically appealing.