@post
"My pick up lines always work, do you want me to try it on you now or over dinner?"

its your choice

I remember when I was younger, on new years day, my family went to the village. One of my dad's friends who lives in the village was just getting to meet my mom for the first time, and we were all in the parlour when he told my mom "I want us to have a plumpy relationship". everyone started laughing,

"Have we met before?" - This is annoying

"Can I buy you a drink" - Anyday!

@auntybinta
ur post looks familiar, could we hav??/

lai-lai:

@auntybinta
your post looks familiar, could we hav??/

one of those annoying pick up lines. "you look familiar, have we met before?"

it was a coincidence, lol

One line I totally hate is "Damn boi, you are a fine ass nigga. Got a girlfriend?"

lol, I look way too good to be trying that. I'm conceited i got a reason!

Hi all. Now that we have known some of the most annoying pick up lines, ladies may we know the best pick up lines? . I mean the ones that will knock you dead anyday like a punch from Tyson.

Hi all. Now that we have known some of the most annoying pick up lines, ladies may we know the best pick up lines? Shocked Grin. [b]I mean the ones that will knock you dead anyday like a punch from Tyson.[/b]

Hi, i'm the dumbest creature created by God, can i leave you alone now?

it was a coincidence, lo

yes na.

@post
"Is it me, or is it just coincidence we keep bumping into each other?

No sh*t! stalker!

Babes pls stop deceiving yourselfs.I think it all boils down to if u r already tripping for the said guy in question.If a lady sees a fine guy and even if he uses the most annoying pick up line u will still flow with him.

Na wowo guys u na go dey use pick up line rate

one goat saw me last night, then he said, hello sweet ( do i look like one stupid candy or what), as if that was not enuff another goat saw me and said " Hello, hellooooooooooooooooo ( with that igbo drawl, thinkin he is sayin it in a seductive way,) i boned, then he said " U no wan answer me abi?" Duh!!!!! Now u realized, i just kept walking, the Ignoramus.

lol

excuse me (silence)

Una try !

Do you like sex because i am a sexy boy?!

"Omoshalewa, lets do it now"

(shakes head) females don suffer

" I think I knw u 4rm smwhr, did u school in Unijos?"

"Ar u (they'l call a name like that)'s sister, God u 2 look so alike"

hello sweety sweety darling.you look so familiar, have you begged me for sex or Mouth Action before?^{then the girl answers him with a slap}

hello bayb, you are like a parking ticket,you got fine written all over your body!

"je kama do rawa"

guy:hello honey. wats the name
girl: inkirukamuzia
guy:i luv ur name. you look like angel dat save me from army robbers dis afternoon
girl:is that so
guy:yes na av bin dreamin of you all day.come climb ma motocycle make we go my farm
girl:to do wat on ur bloody farm
guy:wit these ur muscular hands and bow legs you go fit plough ma farmland na!
girl:you de craze!!!! take ammmmmmmm ^{kicks the guy in the balls}

All the bla bla bla from the begining of the post are all FRONTING!!!

Argh!

I Live In London
&&
THe One I hate THe Most Is Wen A Boy Asks 'Kool B, U Got A Man?'
I HATE THAT!

"You look familiar, have i met you before"    

True Story: Guy meets twins at different places and different time and gets really confused, but either way since he wants to ask one of them out he asks the girl: "i see you there, i see you now are you twice"       ( the guy na akwa ibom guy so he no sabi english).  

@topic
lost count of those.
they're churned out by the second.

shuuuuuu!esscuse me! scuuuscuuu! may i knows you? people calls me don but i dont minds don D.
THIS GALS UNA WAHALA too much.wetin.everything in this life their must be professionalism haba!thats how they can say theirs let them be. but let me ask a quetion hope i can?
sometimes the depends on the look.If u re not very there please entertain them oooo.u never can tell afterall princess fiona got hooked to shrek!! with those heavy n loud voice.make we no talk of the looks oh

all em shawties in da house wagwan. . . can i get the digits . . . or better still - lets get a room . . . i like it from. . .

@ redhotchic
let them say elenu lo lenu

e b lyk say ur name na ONOS. just get d excat word wey mumc use toast my wife 4 me o.

4gotnheros:

All the bla bla bla from the begining of the post are all FRONTING!!!

Bros, i dey feel u. no mind all of dem. if u ask most of dem to tel u hw dem BF toast dem, u go laf taya.