@ topic,
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.

You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

i think the most annoying from guys will be

Hi, you look like a queen or this popular 1 "see me after work/church service/class, there is something serious we need to talk about"

Oh my God, she knows exactly what you want to talk about.

Looking at this pick up lines thingy, i actually depends on who its coming from

Wondered why the same statement is made by different guys and while u are like "go-to-hell" to one, u appreciate the other whole heartedly.

To men: Make urselves men of substance, with that no matter how "whacked" your lines are, its will always be perceived with "utmost good pleasure"


@Topic
I hate it when i hear "So what's the lovely name"
like, how on earth do u know i have a lovely name, or do i have to? what if i'm "Clementina" or "Philomena"

jkpretty:

Looking at this pick up lines thingy, i actually depends on who its coming from 

Wondered why the same statement is made by different guys and while u are like "go-to-hell" to one, u appreciate the other whole heartedly.

To men: Make urselves men of substance, with that one matter how "whacked" your lines are, its will always be perceived with "utmost good pleasure"


@Topic
I hate it when i hear "So what's the lovely name"
like, how on earth do u know i have a lovely name, or do i have to?  what if i'm "Clementina" or "Philomena"

or kawusara or berra still pudenensia

"I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels."


Btw, CH3COO, this line does not work, ok?

Can you tell me about yourself ?

Deboooooooooooooooooo


awof dey run belle these days oh.

All dis women sef una go like guy, una no go talk d guy take courage talk to una, una say na crap pick-up _{peugeot or toyota pick-up} lines. d guy form not talking, una go say he is so stone faced and proud.

ebenezer obey say "ole te aiye l'orun o " meaning u cant satisfy d world o

oya make una tell us hw una want make dem talk to una.

I don't really see you girls trying to toast boys

so i surgest that you take what we are able to give you

Wataguan baby gurl.

Dearie.

Ruby_Pearl:

Awww,
Kitaun, I guess I understand your point about it being joblessness

LOL! It's ok sha. I would have done the same thing you did for a friend.

So, tell me some annoying Pick up lines you've  received.

I give annoying pick-up lines mostly . . . .

like;

* baby, If u no loff me right now I go commit suicide and take u along so baba God go join us straight

* morenike, I love u, u gree or u no gree ?

* there is this thing in me that makes me feel if I dont talk now, I might be doing the world some injustice cos the whole world has been waiting to see the next real romeo and juliet

* Gamine, if u be HIV I no mind, make I catch am so we go just leave this world of sorrow go enjoy for yonder

more to come !!!

@topic

* morenike, I love u, u gree or u no gree ? Huh

Can you guys believe this line? it's so corny.
If u no love me nko?
I say buy me a car, eh en! Now that's love.

@Kitaun,
Idey_craze?
haaaaaaaaaaaa!!
insults!
seun ke? you wan get me banned abi?
Jack who? sorry, I get level

Debosky? he's my little brother

How about this pick up lines?

1.Are we related? Do you want to be?
2.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
3.Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
4.You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
5.Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
6.Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
7.Say, did we go to different schools together?
8.I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin',

copywrite:http://linesthataregood.com/what.html

the funniest thing is that u gurls still falls, if theguys plays very hard on you gurls lol weaker vessels lol

hello pretty angel.
you look so familiar and i think i know you some where.
whats ur name
can i know you better
can i have your number and address.
and he is saying i look familair and that he know me somewhere
what a mess

I really wonda whats skinny about my pic
i guess black is really slimming anyways

Dr. KIT
aww, u didnt have to do it!!

anyways, BTT

I was walking home from work yesterday and i heard some guys calling;

Stella!

Veronica

Clara

me: CLARA!!!!

gosh my self esteem dropped, so i look like Clara!

But it was boosted as i heard someother group of guys say

Hello pretty lady


Angel!

Wow, these lines will sadly never go away!

speedo:

How about this pick up lines?

1.Are we related? Do you want to be?
2.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
3.Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
4.You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
5.Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
6.Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
7.Say, did we go to different schools together?
8.I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin',

copywrite:http://linesthataregood.com/what.html

hehehehe this one is funny

LOl


i wanna know if all these lines still work thesdays on them ladies, cos to me ladies do not need to be twisted to get along with them. they need is to be attracted to their kind of man, thru his down-to-earth kinda life,and not the luxury of his vocabulary:and that cud take lengthy weeks,and not a single wooing chat.


it wud pay a greater deal if we are more real with our advances,and shun tryin to be a 'wanna be'.

Uby40:

LOl


i want to know if all these lines still work thesdays on them ladies, because to me ladies do not need to be twisted to get along with them. they need is to be attracted to their kind of man, through his down-to-earth kind of life,and not the luxury of his vocabulary:and that cud take lengthy weeks,and not a single wooing chat.


it would pay a greater deal if we are more real with our advances,and shun tryin to be a 'want to be'.

simple,

For all the Shades in the house, the now defunct group "Remedies" had this to say:

"Je ka ma fe rawa"

For all the light-complexioned ladies, "Tony Tetuila" said:

"Omo pupa ye, iwo ni moferan"

Now, let me give you those dull lines which some wack toasters think to be wisecracks:

"Baby, you've got to be tired cos you've been running through my mind all day"

"I must be a bad shooter cos I keep missing you"

DUH

I keep telling you guys to kom taq lessons from the true masterclass and see if any girl born of a woman will eva decline your advances.

cold:

I keep telling you guys to kom taq lessons from the true masterclass and see if any girl born of a woman will eva decline your advances.

@ COLD.

in other words, u are saying, that, (HIT THE NAIL PLS)

speedo:

How about this pick up lines?

1.Are we related? Do you want to be?
2.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
3.Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
4.You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
5.Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
6.Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
7.Say, did we go to different schools together?
8.I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin',

copywrite:http://linesthataregood.com/what.html

datz joke boi!!!

Too many annoyin pick up lines.
Here re sm annoyin pick up lines nd ways to turn an unwanted guy down.
i tuk copied this sha 


WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend
Lisa Jonah: HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter.
Lisa Jonah: HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


 

wat abt this
guy: hey u must be pretty tired
girl: why?
guy: yuve been walking through my mind head all day

all pick up lines are lame.

All this women sef una go like guy, una no go talk d guy take courage talk to una, una say na crap pick-up peugeot or toyota pick-up lines. d guy form not talking, una go say he is so stone faced and proud.

Your guts need some fuel brother. You need an intensive 6 month course on how to chat up a girl.

@ REDHOTCHIC

RedHotChic:

Your guts need some fuel brother. You need an intensive 6 month course on how to chat up a girl.

No vex, i don marry so i dont need pick up lines or chat up lines ooooo

No vex, i don marry so i don't need pick up lines or chat up lines ooooo

Your mom/sister probably found the wife for you and did the necessary talking while you stay in the car and grin like Pat Utomi.

Yemi's mom: david come and meet your wife.

Yemi david: Mom, are you sure you told her everything?

Mom: yes, but do you expect me to also tell her that you'll have sex with her soon?

Yemi: haba, mom am counting on you now.

Mom: Common go there and be a man for once. Will I also buy you a mattress and viagra after marrying for you?

Yemi: mama you are becoming so mean these days. Do this thing for me now.

Yemi sluggishly walks towards the girl while his mother shoves him hard to go quickly before she leaves, and this conversation ensued:

Yemi:[size=4pt] stammers all along[/size] hee heeeeeheeello; i'm Yemi david but friends and enemies both call me yemiDo.

His wife: i'm impressed

Yemi: Are you sure, omoge?

His wife: yes

Yemi sat beside her and started telling her cock and bull story on how he fought in world war II and tries to gradually put his hand around her waist but as soon as the girl looks towards his right hand, he quickly took his hand back out of fear.

Yemi: Okay now, make i dey go, we go yarn tommoow.

As soon as his wife enters okada and the okada was about 1 mile away, she received a text message from yemi telling her that he feels yum yum tonight. His wife texts back and asked him why he didn't say that when she was with him and when Yemi read her text, he collapsed.

Don't ask me what happened at the hospital after he was resuscitated.

nice 1

depends on d guy also
my pickup lines always work, i think