Elzazzi: I guess this happened in Kenya. The man seems so helplessly in love with his girlfriend but she is just taking advantage of his kindheartedness.
[b]Nigeria! For thy sorrow has just begun and yet ye laugh, but thy laughter shall be turned to tears and ye shall be driven by hunger, for thy leaders shall cause thee to war and there shall be uproar, but thy hands and legs shall be tied until the appointed time which ye know not and many shall die of hunger. Woe unto thee in those days, for thy farm lands shall not yield its increase, and ye shall not reap thy harvest in due season, yet money shall be scarce in a little while, and the banks shall not release cash, for thy president shall enter the third stage of suffering that he has written against thee, and ye shall cry and use thy tears as water, for in a little while, thy waters shall be polluted and ye shall cry out to heaven and ye shall hear nothing; for ye are a wicked people, so I the Lord God Almighty Have given thee wicked rulers. And thy president shall lay heavier yokes on thy neck, and ye shall carry heavier burdens on thy heads until people begin to faint on the streets as the scarcity of food begins, from the end of 2024 into 2025, for in 2025, money will not buy food during the food scarcity that will break out into a war, and there shall be a mass protest like never seen before since the foundation of Nigeria, for hunger shall make men fearless, and people shall no longer care for their lives and the power of the government shall be shaken in those days, for the death of Ibrahim Babangida and Olusegun Obasanjo are intertwined as a sign upon thee. For ye worship strange gods, ye practice abominations and human sacrifices, o ye wicked generation that celebrate killers, criminals and ritualists, thy judgement is at hand.
Thus saith the Lord God Almighty! HALLELUJAH! [/b]
Nigeria can never be better again, that's the (new) prophecy
changing employees is not a very great thing to do, cos the new one will also start taking time and patience studying the people and environment around
natedensel: Is it just me or it's same with other guys, the embarrassment I feel is as if I'm the one doing something embarrassing, and I can't help the feeling, because of that I shy away from buying foodstuff or other stuff that will make me bargain, most times I ask my sisters or girlfriend to accompany me so she can do the bargaining or get the stuff for me, my older brother bargains alot like he can't do without bargaining and for that I avoid going anywhere with him, Incase you're wondering how I survive without bargaining, I just use people close to me when its something I must bargain for, but if it's something like clothes, I know the standard price for stuff like that so I just make an offer, and for basic things like packaged groceries I buy from supermarkets in more than one quantity.
Papichulostunne: It’s 3 years today that Muhammad Buhari commissioned the Rainbow Airport built by David Umahi in Ebonyi, South East Nigeria and no single plane has landed in Ebonyi after three years of wasting millions of Naira despite the level of poverty and infrastructural deficit in Ebonyi state.
When we say that these governors are wicked and selfish some praise singers will come to attack us.
I have wondered what Ebonyi is doing with an airport when Enugu airport is 30 minutes away from Abakiliki.
I remembered when Buhari said that Nigerian governors reason for embarking on irrelevant capital projects has always been to steal public fund.
David Imahi should be questioned for this reckless decision.
#Copied
it's for future use, tell ebonyians to go home and help develop their states
WHAT TO KNOW ABOUT DAVIDO'S MEME COIN Nigeria’s Afrobeat superstar, David Adeleke (Davido), on Wednesday 29th May 2024, announced the launch of a crypto token or memecoin inspired by himself.
The token known as “Timeless Davido” ($DAVIDO) is the latest addition to the new wave of celebrity-themed memecoins making the news in the crypto industry at the moment.
Davido announced the launch of the $Davido token on his social media handle on Wednesday and the post was acknowledged by the official Solana handle.
This resulted in a frenzy in the Nigerian social media space and a surge in the market capitalization of the token hours after its launch.
Although the rave around the token has cooled off just a day after its launch, here are five important things to note about the $Davido token.
Launched on Solana blockchain The $Davido token was launched on the Solana blockchain and it was created on Wednesday using the popular Platform Pump Fun which allows crypto users to create a token in a matter of minutes.
Crypto research tool, Lookonchain, reported that Davido received 7.5 SOL worth $1,275 as startup capital which he used to create the $Davido token.
The Solana blockchain is known for processing over 65,000 transactions in a second and has low fees. 1 Sol is currently worth N238,769
Profit of $473,000 in 11 hours After creating his $Davido token with his 7.5 SOL initial capital, Davido spent 7 SOL to buy 203 million $Davido tokens which made up about 20.3% of the total supply.
He sold 121.88 million $Davido tokens, making a profit of over $473,000 in just 11 hours. He still has an unrealized profit of $207,000.
$Davido token value has plunged by 93% Despite the excitement and the rave created online by the launch of the $Davido tokens, the party was short-lived as the memecoin lost over 93% of its value by the next day.
The token is currently down by 93% from its highest point on Wednesday. According to data from CoinMarketCap, the coin is currently trading at $0.000010 just a day after its launch. The coin also has a current liquidity of $291,000.
Not Davido’s first crypto project $Davido token launch is not the first time the Afrobeat superstar has got involved in the wild world of cryptocurrencies.
Techcabal reported that the superstar previously launched $echoke on the Binance Smart Chain to provide a host of services, including non-fungible tokens, entertainment, media, and hospitality. The project was short-lived and was long forgotten.
The journey for the newly launched $Davido token remains uncertain for long-term holders of the token given the unsavory news of the coin losing 93% of its value the next day.
What to know The $Davido memecoin is the latest addition to the recent wave of celebrity-themed tokens in the crypto industry. It remains uncertain the long-term trajectory of the $Davido token and whether it would be able to increase its valuation allowing its long-term holders to profit from it.
Memecoins are increasingly becoming a very important part of the crypto industry with an overall market cap of about $66 billion. Nairametrics earlier reported the top five promising memecoins of 2024 who are currently increasing in valuation and pulling a bullish trend in the crypto market.
From 001 to 419, you needed money to fund your upcoming wedding instead of asking for find-raising you're scamming the people, shame on you Davido. No small thing dey make me hate person
I'm just being tempted in this Abuja, and I don't want to fall honestly. Somebody please help me. I don't want to give in to these temptations here and there.
The thing is, most men I come in contact with just want to eat my banku, which I don't want. They would want to get down with you before the thought of helping you comes. They're ready to spend the money, but you too go submit. I don't want to tour this path. Even before coming to Abuja, I decided I wasn't going to follow this path. I want to go the legit way. I want to use my body for something legit and not sleeping around.
Please nairalanders, come to my aid! I want to start a farm, where I can farm some little things at least.
I can cook very well different delicacies. Even delicacies from different tribes/ethnic groups in Nigeria, I can cook them.
I can make hair. I can teach one how to read.
I can also teach about sounds ( Phonics/Phonetics). I have some years experience in this.
I can also make your house look good and nice with my hands. Etc. Just help me please. Patronize me.
Please, recommend me to people you know who might need my services.
Right now sef, I'm even tempted to go and start selling roadside fried yam and akara, honestly. But the thing is capital. The capital to do that or anything.
I have few businesses in mind, but the thing is capital to start. That's the main issue. Which was why I wrote the above services that I can render. And if anyone here can/wants to help me, I'll be really grateful.
Just talk to me please. My head wants to burst.
Thanks!
I feel for you my dear, people like you really need to be patronized; such things is what drives or young girls and frustration to young guys into prostitution and fraud, I pray God helps us and every struggling young people around the country who have the motives of doing legal businesses
BluntCrazeMan: For those people who continue to always say that Peter-Obi usually unleashes his “Loyal” attack-dogs (the Obidients) upon his political opponents, or upon anybody who says anything bad against him..,, I have good news for ALL OF YOU....
....On the Democracy Day of 2024, Peter-Obi made a very compassionate heart-warming tweet towards Tinubu, and this didn't go down well for the Obidients.. AND THEY DESCENDED HEAVILY ON PETER-OBI..
YES.. THE OBIDIENTS FIERCELY ATTACKED PETER-OBI UNDER HIS OWN TWEET..
Even Aisha-Yesufu was so happy that the So-Called Peter-Obi’s LOYAL Obidients didn't have any pity on him while attacking him.. ..
Now I am asking everybody,, “is it that Peter-Obi who usually send the Obidients to attack other people now ALSO sent the same Obidients to attack him with such alacrity”.??
Rhenno hated Peter-Obi because of these same Obidients.. Now, these same Obidients brutally came for the same Peter-Obi.
NOW,, WHO ELSE IS SAFE FROM THESE OBIDIENTS.?? THEY DON'T SHOW MERCY. THEY DON'T TAKE SIDES. THEY DON'T TAKE PRISONERS.!!
((See Peter Obi’s Tweet Below))
.. The responses and reactions by the Obidients were captured inside the attached photos below.. 👇🏼 👇🏼
PO as our president will make every right-thinking and sane Nigerian a president by contributing well to the will being off this country, pls let's do the needful again come 2027 🛳️
Bridget95: Nigerians need to celebrate 🍾 the liberation 9f Nigeria 🇳🇬 from APC .
Since 2015 its been hunger and starvation.
you're to right bro, no more achievements from common Nigerians since then, everyone's battling to survive, unless you're a Yahoo boy, high class hookup girl, a corrupt politician or in general a criminal
You folks need to stop all these tribal shinaneganz you normally do because it is now becoming stale. IT is not everyone criticizing Tinubu that is Igbo. Are you too blind to see that the president is an eyesore? Search your conscience (if you have any) and tell me you are proud to have that old and incompetent man as your president in this present century where other countries in the world are moving fast and leaving us behind.
NA wa oh!
I swear, even South Africa, Angola and Ghana of all time 😥
Once you pass NIN verification you are good to go.
pls can I get d site, or maybe u can chat me on Whatsapp to explain better to me pls I have my NIN done and ready 🙏 070.857.90208 please, I'll be expecting your message bro.
Nigeria really needed this man, but sure to tribalism yoruba and core northern people joined hands together to disagree, now they're the ones more hit by the harsh economy, because God always takes care of his people... Igbos and Niger deltan people will never carry last or come second in Nigeria, they'll always be first. Over here in Lagos people eat boiled corn for breakfast and lunch, supper na on God
There is no discrimination this grant disbursement is very transparent, to receive the federal government grant just follow strictly all the process especially the NIN verification, without the NIN verification you will not receive any grant.
The Member Representing Orumba North and South Federal Constituency in the National Assembly, Hon. Princess Chinwe Nnabuife, has kicked against the inclusion of part of her constituency in the proposed new state to be created in the South-East.
Recall that the member representing Ideato North/Ideato South Federal Constituency in Imo State, Hon. Ikenga Ugochinyere, had recently sponsored a bill for creation of a new State to be known as Orlu State in the South-East to bring the number of states in the Zone to six. According to the bill, the new state will be created from some parts of Anambra, Abia, and Imo states.
The bill also seeks to amend the 1999 Constitution by inserting a new paragraph, which will include 28 local government areas, namely: Orlu, Orsu, Oru West, Oru East, Ideato North, Ideato South, Njaba, Nkwerre, Nwangele, Isu, Oguta, Ohaji Egbema, Onuimo, Ihiala, Uga, Uli, Ozubulu, Akokwa, Arondizuogu, Umuchu, Umunze, Umuaku, New Ideato North, Nwabosi West, Nwabosi East, Owerre Nkworji, Alaoma, Amaifeke, and Owerrebiri Umuowa.
However, reacting in a statement made available to this reporter, Izunna Okafor, on the bill which is already gaining weight and height in the Green Chamber; Hon. Nnabuife, who represents the people of Umunze (one of the Anambra communities that were included in the proposed new state), said she and her constituents were not consulted before making the move.
Hon. Nnabuife, who also hails from the community, said they were not privy to the bill before it was brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and therefore, vowed never to support the bill. She also maintained that Umunze, which is the capital of Orumba South Local Government Area remains and will always remain an integral part of Anambra State.
Her words: “In the light of recent developments regarding the proposed creation of Orlu State, I, Honourable Princess Chinwe Nnabuife, representing Orumba North and South Federal Constituency, wish to clarify my stance and correct any misconceptions surrounding this bill.
“It has come to my attention that a bill for the creation of Orlu State, sponsored by Hon. Ugochinyere Michael Ikeagwuonu, has scaled its first reading in the House of Representatives. This bill, identified as HB1430, purportedly includes Umunze Community in the proposed new state. I must emphasize that I and the good people of Umunze who I represent in the National Assembly are not privy to this bill, as I was never consulted on this matter and therefore do not support this bill.
“It is imperative to set the record straight: I have nothing against the creation of state, but this said bill was neither discussed nor deliberated upon with me or my constituents before being brought to the floor of the House of Representatives. The people of Orumba North and South have unequivocally rejected the idea of being included in the proposed Orlu State. Umunze, the heart and Capital of Orumba South has always been and will always remain an integral part of Anambra State.
“As the duly elected representative of Orumba North and South Federal Constituency, it is my duty to protect the interests and the wishes of my Constituents. Any attempt to alter the status of our constituency without proper consultation and agreement is unacceptable. The historical, cultural, and administrative ties of Umunze to Anambra State are deeply rooted and cannot be overlooked or undermined by this proposed bill.
“I hope this statement clears the air and sets the record straight. Umunze in Orumba North/Orumba South Federal Constituency remains steadfastly a part of Anambra State.”
anioma should be carried out from some parts of the South South and South East and not from the South East alone, because the South East land Mass is already small enough to be calling out another state, but I'm any case you all should allow the federal government do what they want to do to avoid distractions and other problems that will still affect you all, equality for all ✊
ezenwaez: How To Check If You Will Receive The Federal Government Grant Or Not
Lots of applicants are not sure whether they will receive the federal government grant or not.
Although I have posted this previously but for the purpose of individuals who missed this write up I will be posting this again.
Below are ways to check if you will be receiving the federal government grant:
1) Applicants that completed their federal government grant application successfully before the federal government grant application deadline will receive the federal government grant.
2) Applicants that completed the federal government grant application when the NIN column was not available on the federal government grant portal but updated their NIN manually when instructed to do so, will receive the federal government grant.
3) Applicants that were sent test messages to proceed to their local government area for data capturing and followed the instructions on the text message by proceeding to their local government area will receive the federal government grant.
4) Applicants that checked the federal government grant portal and used their phone number to check their NIN verification status and received the message "NIN already updated" will receive the federal government grant.
5) Applicants that applied successfully for the federal government grant before the deadline and checked the federal government grant portal and observed that the maximum number of beneficiaries for the federal government grant has not reached 1290 will receive the federal government grant.
6) Applicants that updated their NIN after the deadline for the federal government grant might not receive the federal government grant.
With the above, applicants for the federal government grant can know their stand whether they will be receiving the federal government grant or not. The federal government grant disbursement is ongoing and will continue until the 1,000,000 beneficiaries have all received the federal government grant.
there's people should do this through bank to every Nigerian with a valid nin, make una no dey stress people, na people we chop or get smartphones dey get strength do all these things or apply these things online, you people should pity the poor and needies pls, no discrimination
Mercisharelove: You should not be so proud of yourselves. Think about what yeast does in bread. A very small amount of yeast changes the whole loaf of bread. And so if you got pussy without brain you are just a sex object, a thing. I wouldn't want to be anything, yes I am fearfully and wonderfully constructed hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah, what do you think ladies?
Pussy isn't any advantage, what a problem it creates ; a smart lady is such wanted everywhere!
you sure? Cos men these days don't think oh, they're just looking at yansh up and down 🤣🤣🤣
Man102: President Bola Tinubu addressed Nigerians this morning on the occasion of Democracy Day, which is also the 25th anniversary of unbroken democracy in Nigeria.
The presidency has released the full text of the president’s speech. Please read below:
Man102: President Bola Tinubu addressed Nigerians this morning on the occasion of Democracy Day, which is also the 25th anniversary of unbroken democracy in Nigeria.
The presidency has released the full text of the president’s speech. Please read below:
PTinubu wants to introduce regional government in Nigeria, Fulani say e no gree, that it's not possible... Wahala 👋🤣🤣🤣 pbat never wan do his thing na why Fulani non-citizens dey claim mouth & relevance, they supposed pursue those people back to their mother land in Niger and Somalia 😂🤣
Romance / Re: Funny Conversation Between A Man And His Girlfriend. by Nelsondiego69: 11:05am On Jun 16