Calitoscassius:
Okay.. this your shit makes no sense but hey! if you say so. good luck.

I just said you sound piss-poor but self-puffed

You know, like lying assholes do.

Calitoscassius:
Well.. you don't know me, so i can understand. to become a millionaire in Naigeria is not a big deal.

Only £5000 already made me a Naigerian millonaire.

£1 exchanged for 2100 naira this morning. so you do the math.

You don't smell like you know someone who knows someone who's heard about someone who's a millionaire

A 4 year old iPhone
A 3 year old watch
And a year old Fan Edition (FE, lower-specs) version of a year old Samsung phone.... and they're charging you that much?

Bluntguy:

So he can hide but he cannot run. What an irony

Exactly

Bluntguy:
He can run but he cannot hide.

Actually he hasn't run yet, but he's hiding.

TemplarLandry:
Some Nigerians and mediocre comparisons...

Why would you compare American standard with Nigerian standard?

Shallow-minded Hoebeediients.

Dear Daily Trust,

Please fact-check me: You deliberately omitted to tell your readers that the U.S. has ordered a new Air Force One from Boeing, at the cost of $3.9 billion, which is over 300 times the cost of Nigeria's new Presidential Jet.

You also failed to inform your readers that it costs $177,843 an hour and $2,964 every minute for the US Air Force to maintain the current Air Force one that President Biden uses, which, when you calculate the yearly cost is more than the $100 million Nigeria spent on the new Presidential Jet.

Finally, you additionally failed to tell your readers that the Presidential Aircraft that crashed and killed President Ebrahim Raisi of Iran was an old one, and that it was better serviced than Nigeria's old Presidential Jets.

Daily Trust, what do you want to achieve by this mischievous reportage filled with half-truths? You have a nasty habit of attacking every Southern President. You did the same things to Presidents Obasanjo and Jonathan, deliberately suppressing information and projecting only propaganda that would undermine their administrations.

Yet, you spent eight years being General Buhari's apologists.

What is your agenda? Do you want President Tinubu to die like President Ebrahim Raisi of Iran? God forbid!

Reno Omokri

Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. Ruffler of the Feathers of Obidents. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year 2022.

Iranian president died in a helicopter, not a fixed wing plane. A helicopter IS an aircraft like fixed wings, but you're comparing apples to oranges, really.

End of Fact Check

September 28: "Sale of crude oil in naira to Dangote to begin on December 2"

November 30: "blah blah June 2025"

......

August 2089: "blah blah before Jesus cometh"

All you fukkers watching this shit are wankstains who don't deserve humanity

AntiMarxist:
NNPC is a bottomless money pit that needs to be liquidated asap.

What we need are for local investors to take over their assets so that they can compete against Dangote's mega refinery.

Trying to get NNPC with its institutionalised corruption to function as a profit making company and at the same time as a govt service corporation is the height of madness.

Sell it off and dissolve it's management board and give everyone working there sack letters.

My god, you're a generous fellow.

I'd have them all lined up and shot.

They took billions in salaries and allowances all these decades without producing a single drop of anything

twosquare:
I hate that even in CODM...always updates and updates like cursed fellows...those guys should improve. COD is too data hungry in updates, then space will enlarge.

Most of that data is for multiplayer: new maps and stuff.

At least now the next CoD will separate campaign from Warzone. No longer do you need to download both just to play the campaign. I don't do multiplayer cos those kids wipe me out in literally 10 seconds, so I'm glad to just get the solo only.

weyreypey:


Hit 1gbps on MTN and 100+Mbps regularly on MTN. But it zaps data

FTH is supposed to be unlimited. They've data caps?

Is it a requirement that they all bear stupid names?

RealAfonja:
Some of You receiving over #100k don't know what God has done in your life, I am a graduate and I am receiving 25k monthly at one school I teaches in Kaduna State.

Apparently even the N25k is too good for you.

WhiteIverson:

Haha. I meant can I send my account number for any amount for dinner?😐😥

Why, though?

Pastorjohn2:
Hello everyone, I made a post on my review on the airtel 5G unlimited router. Let's just say the speed nearly drove me mad, There were times I couldn't use the router unless at night time because it was just too slow.
It's truly unlimited but the speed is a joke.
So last month I purchased starlink and it cost me about 440k on jumia with 38k monthly subscription fee and I must say, The speed is incredible!
I experience an average of 200-300mbps and even hit up to 458mbps as compared to airtels 20mbps.
I can download a 75gb file in 1 hour but I used 3 days to download a 100gb file with airtel router.

The only major disadvantage is, If you don't have constant power then you have to use your gen constantly to power it and it's not portable at all. You'd have to completely unwire it to take it to another location and the data plans are very specific to your current location.

So if I go from Lagos to Abuja, I can't use it in Abuja as I'd have to resub again for Abuja location.
If you can afford it, I highly recommend it! My videos almost never buffer even at the highest possible quality.

Highest i ever got was 265mbps. Mostly hovers around 150. Not too shabby,I watch everything in 4k and download PS5 games in a couple of hours, especially CoD with its endless updates.

MTN Fiber claims 1gbps, but MTN is generally dog shit these days. We'll see.

WhiteIverson:

My boss come show me love🙏

Ew, gay

princeemma69:

What type of job and industry?

Information Technology.

emperor4love:
tech

Yep

My monthly net is N2.27m

N1.045m net salary
N379k vehicle allawee
N50k telephony
N800k fixed bonus

Then N210k every quarter for something i don't even know sef

Prospective sidechicks can apply.

Why you people insist on calling avocados pears puzzles me

alsudan:
I thought RMAFC came out yesterday to Say Senators earn only 1M a month.

Nigeria is a terrible crime scene under Thiefnibuu and Akpabio.

Not just a crime scene, it's genocide

alfredo4u:
Can someone summarize for us..,..


Live and let's live

Corruption fighting back.

That's all.

If he'd actually given them the proverbial fish it'd have been a different thing.

What he actually gave them amounts to a handful of crayfish...and even that puny gesture was cornered by state government officials.

RepoMan007:
But police brutalized and wasted protesters few days ago.
If the soldiers are pained that their superiors prevent them from confronting the bandits, giving bandits all the time and resource to plan ambushes, they can trade the Kakhi for Jeans and t-shirts. Dead man dont fend for a family.

Not a single protester was killed. Instead, violent rioters, looters and vandals were shot as rightly deserved.

mytime24:
His last line "no criminal will go unpunished"


Like seriously for naija 🫤

So all those thieves called polithieftians are'nt part of Ur target 🎯

Look closely. It's "MO criminals will go unpunished"

Kalatium:
I woke up 2 days ago and noticed my laptop is showing me this. I haven't used it for a week so I am wondering what could have been wrong here.

Today is even the worst. Once it starts booting and it will shut down. It will keep booting and shutting down by itself.

Crowdstrike

Where them hungry protesters at?

osuofia2:

Mynde44

Chicken

"We worked tirelessly to address the grievances of the protesters and engage with local stakeholders to find a peaceful resolution," said Governor Nasir El-Rufai. "I'm proud of our collective efforts to restore peace and stability to the region."

The fukk is this?

The security agents are giving quarter. These people still protesting are simply looters and vandals out to rob and cause chaos. All criminals violently disturbing the peace should be treated with maximum force.

That chaos agent Atiku was even cheering the rioters on.

sIfioksq:
Tinubu is working hard to ensure that resources are managed effectively. It's not easy, but with his leadership, we trust that better days are ahead for Nigeria. Let's keep supporting our President as he navigates these challenges.

People don't give a shit about "better days tomorrow" if they're dying today.