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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sistawoman Can I Meet U by NGKOLI: 3:07pm On Oct 27, 2008
is dis sistawoman or her twin shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: A Woman Scorned (i Wanna Kill Someone) by NGKOLI: 3:05pm On Oct 27, 2008
zarah:

NGKOLI,
Me kill myself why? what for? i will rather kill someone else.
If you were un-lucky in love for 10yrs or 10days it's not my issue. all i feel is my own 2yrs. it is he who wears the shoes that knows where it hurts.


the problem sm pple have on dis forum,is trying to go personal wen one challenges ur posts

when will y'all grow up,really when?
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegeda And Yvonne Nelson: Who Is Hotter? by NGKOLI: 2:44pm On Oct 27, 2008
the ghanian actress is ok,watched her a couple of times,though shes not so good in acting,and her voice i dont like

but the pics of d nigerian is not too clear,she lloks pretty,y not post a pic of her wtout glasses
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nairalanders Stingy And Greedy? by NGKOLI: 2:24pm On Oct 27, 2008
poster i think u r talking about urself
Nairaland / General / Re: Odd Nairaland Usernames by NGKOLI: 2:23pm On Oct 27, 2008
oke_amu

otele

if u r understand igbo,u will understand dis names grin grin
Romance / Re: A Woman Scorned (i Wanna Kill Someone) by NGKOLI: 2:11pm On Oct 27, 2008
poster u want to kill smbody?why not start by killing urself first? undecided

2 yrs and u r here making unnecessary noise,wat about those pple that have been deceived for 7 ,10 yrs

abegiii make i hear word
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 12:37am On Oct 27, 2008
ouch it hurts oh gawdddd see david,holding his teteterere and hanniamu grabs d loal government again,oh no  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked dis time he squashes it

oh nooooooo sad, where is d gawd of david,why is he not saving david from the hands of his enemies? sad

haaaa u can see hanniamu going  to meet tope,haaaa tope is already having feelings of david,mayneee there is a big problem sad

ok,they both sit down,and continue with the debate,haaaaaa d camera man is one wicked dude,look at him focusing his camera on hanniamus local government area,oh nooooo,there is a post office there,hanniamus trouser is torn there,who has a letter to post,go and post it befoe obioma stitches it back grin grin

and they both continue ,ohh see david crying
cry cry *hanniamu is killed me,ive been managing dis 1inch locak government area and now its gone* ,smone pls give david an handkerchief cry cry and me too i need more

oh noooo it has just been confimed dat hanniamu has nothing there,hes just using a banana stem there,no wonder d bulge there is too much and no wonder he squashed davids own,cos he has none



now obama and mccain are left with nothing inbtw their legs sad
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 12:30am On Oct 27, 2008
~Sauron~:

Danke, are u watching a Nollywood movie or where are you getting these commentaries from?? grin shocked

grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 12:30am On Oct 27, 2008
presido1:

Onye aruru ala chinaeke tiri mbo na ike(otele)
grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 12:19am On Oct 27, 2008
hanniamu shouting at david  *i will deal with u today,u really think u can look at my wife tope lustfully and go scot free,u r in for a big mess*

david dusts his mile2 coat and swollen nose  sad shouting back at hanniamu *I'm an african and I'm entitiled to as many wives as i want* cool

hanni looks down at davids mile2 trousers and looks at d thing inbtw,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hanniamu has given david a big kick in his local government areaoooo,a.k.a d**k shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

awwwwwww,it looks like david is going to have a hard time satisfying a woman again(God forbid) sad
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 12:03am On Oct 27, 2008
poll

22% said david is a gentle man

22% said hanniamu grin is one tough man

tell me pple do u think a pastor(david) can rule dis forum?

do u think hanniamu(womanizer) can lead us?

ouch and here comes hanniamu ,see hanniamu jacking davids mile 2 coat shocked shocked shocked

hanni is agressive oooooo,and he lands a blow on davids nose shocked


we do not need to look further,we already know who d mccain and obama is
grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:59pm On Oct 26, 2008
darefestus:

No need to argue with you girl! tongue

You can't even spell a$$.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!


typo which a man wt brains will notice,and u cant spell cant u,d last time i checked its spelt with double s not dollar sign

stop being obsessed with me,haba,u r too small ojare

go enlarge ur stuffs inbtw ur legs then i will consider u
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:57pm On Oct 26, 2008
debosky:

This Tope girl likes attention sha!  grin grin

have u accepted bustas proposal?or u r still washing thongs grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:56pm On Oct 26, 2008
LMAO 4play i'bu onye ara,i swear,oh gawddddd grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:53pm On Oct 26, 2008
dare will get off my case,when i was ready to slam that dry as of urs on d floor what did u do,run away,abeg go ojare,this thread is too sweet for me to derail or even spare u a min of my time cool

@4play

have u checked ur HIV status grin,because u r bcomin worst than sly
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:50pm On Oct 26, 2008
poll

shocked shocked shocked shocked 32% said david is beginning to eye tope200,what will women not cause  the bottom pwer of a woman

32% said hannibombom is sweating profusely,and is already visualizing which part of davids body wil be ok for the upcoming slap sad

who amongs dos two is d mccain and obama
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:46pm On Oct 26, 2008
@presido

kein Problem, ich gebe Sie, was Sie wünschen, vertraue mir, ich bin eine Maschine Im Bett


darefestus:


@Danke/Ngkoli/Jenny

Seem like you are protecting this one.

u know why I'm ignoring u?because i don't want to derail and d trouble u r asking for is too small for me undecided
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:43pm On Oct 26, 2008
*Morenike:

Jenny, I don't like this your recent post.


wat have i done now,was only joking

sorry ooo
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:42pm On Oct 26, 2008
so 4play is still womanizing? shocked shocked shocked d same 4play dat asked for HR.Hotness hands in marriage sad
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:40pm On Oct 26, 2008
Lates poll  conducted 2 mins ago

52% said david is a cool guy  


[b]22% said nope david is not trying,because he keeps looking at his wife morenike and has lost concentration sad


52% said hannibombom is d agressor here grin

22% said hes been winking at another girl in d audience shocked shocked shocked shocked


here comes d obama and mccain of this forum

DAvid omo yoruba ati igbo and sauron omo ekiti

let the battle continu[/b]e cool
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:37pm On Oct 26, 2008
presido1:

Are u sure? I heard agaba is somewhere very close, i need a God fearing woman as well ohh.
But whats the meaning of this NGKOLI? could it be nkolika


ahn ahn angry whos feeding u wt fake rumours,which agaba,agaba have enough women on dis forum to last him a lyf time

presido my one and only kiss kiss

darefestus:

@presido

You don't know her!!!!

Going by Geo's prediction

Danke/Ngkoli/jennykadry/Jennykarri/jennykar/Jennyri/Jekarry/Jeri/Jeni_kadi/Jenny_Kadri/Jenny. .  . . .

Infact that lady is a beast.

NEXT PLS
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:34pm On Oct 26, 2008
Moyola:

errrm. . . .  undecided

u don begin twist mouth again grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:33pm On Oct 26, 2008
*Morenike:

For the first and last time, she wasn't banned!
Just changed ID. Right, jenny?

u really have time to answer dare, honey
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:30pm On Oct 26, 2008
@4play

so u never marry since angry its unlike u anambarians cool

@presido

ewww see presido my one and only  kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:28pm On Oct 26, 2008


ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION



david and sauron go into a debate

do we call this two Obama And McCain?

each supportin their reasons with proofs

david is d well known pastor of this forum

while hannibombom  A:K:A sauron is sharing sly's occupation grin(womannizing)

do u think pastor david will allow sauron beat him to d game? undecided  

do u think hannibobo will allow david win this debate?

as u can see their wives morenike and tope r watching it with the audience


   send in ur votes,as for d polls conducted by moi

nlds poll

40% said david has a point

40% said hannibombom is right


lets watch as this two lions take over this thread


cool
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:22pm On Oct 26, 2008
4 Play:

All these mad people still dey on this forum? grin

This credit crunch never get una? Some new chicks on NL as well. . . . .

4playyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shocked shocked shocked shocked long time no hun

kedu ka idi my bro

oo jenny grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:08pm On Oct 26, 2008
@Tope


dont mind agaba
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 11:02pm On Oct 26, 2008
tope2000:

lmao. . . . .
oh i see grin grin grin
but jenny why do want agaba to remove it na cheesy

Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 10:50pm On Oct 26, 2008
hahahaha i have enough of dis ids dat will last me a life time grin grin
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 10:47pm On Oct 26, 2008
tope2000:

jenny, u are ban again   shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

naaa i changed id
Romance / Re: Wat Do Girls Actually Mean Wen They Say They Want A God Fearing Man by NGKOLI: 10:43pm On Oct 26, 2008
doncaster:



@Jenny
Oh u have got a German machine by urside.  
U are a lucky woman cool cool cool


i said im not married to a german ,haba angry

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