@mailmalc

damn negro  . . . . . . . . lol . . . . homeboy u got ur ass spanked  . . . . . . damn that afrocynic be spiting some ill ish man . . . . sup niggger what the Bleep where u thinking dude? . . . . . .wow  . . .afro's good .
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!  . . . . . . .got to re-think battling afro . . . . .Bleep . . . .what do . . . . no sweat . . .i can take on afrocynic any day any time . . . .
but she good niggarr . . . . i mean she aint keeping it real . . .she's doing it proper . . . lol

@afrocynic
hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!  . . . . gots to give it to ya  . . . you got my respect as an emcee . . . word

@mailmalc

damn negro  . . . . . . . . lol . . . . homeboy u got ur ass spanked  . . . . . . damn that afrocynic be spiting some ill ish man . . . . sup niggger what the Bleep where u thinking dude? . . . . . .wow  . . .afro's good .
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!  . . . . . . .got to re-think battling afro . . . . .Bleep . . . .what do . . . . no sweat . . .i can take on afrocynic any day any time . . . .
but she good niggarr . . . . i mean she aint keeping it real . . .she's doing it proper . . . lol

[b]@afrocynic[/b]
hmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! . . . . gots to give it to ya . . . you got my respect as an emcee . . . word

@wordsmith
my dowg . . . . . good to have u back . . . .welcome back . . . . ish been bleeped without u on board . . . . . take it easy with 'em honnies . . .

@wordsmith

i see u man . . . . drop ur ish and get maverick busy

@maverik

really dig style of analysing, . . . . . . big ups!!

zephyrr:


HYBRID           VS      MENIKE      (menike we waiting on you bro)

Y should I nigga - Dissed Nigga 2months ago n' I gettin' mines now
Get of my di*ck dawg - I got work to do

@Everyone
y'all watchout for that Ja's Album. ya dig
plus thecolonel got lyrics to a joint we did 2gether- I'ma get that nigerian fool to post that sh**t on NL

am i collecting both bars from alexpissu and flowshow or not??

analyse the damn thang so i can battle i dont like the hold on me

Lol @ judges giving out advice, do you people know how to stay impartial? Every one on here claims s/he can battle, so let's get it on.

To be honest, I don't even rap. I have never battle before this website, I am in to poetry.

@ Mailmac, good try dude, good try.

@afrocynic
nice jobs girl . . .u got me

@hybrid
ehm. . . . i'm cool wit the defeat anyway

@maverik
THROWBACKS exactly wat she used in defeating me. I'm also dat good wit throw back that is if only i have the opportunity of spittin last . . . i'm okay with the results but i think from hence forth battles should be conducted in any of the below order to keep it free and fair.

ONE
All battles should be decided after 2 rounds in form of A spits first before[b] B[/b] for ROUND 1 then B spits before A for ROUND 2 . . . .this will give both parties equal room for improvements and throw backs.


OR BETTERSTILL (TWO)
If it's going to remain a ONE ROUND(ED) battle then THROWBACKS should not be used or accepted because as a rap battle judge you should know that throwbacks gives rise to lots of PUNCHLINES and MULTIES.

Hope y'all see reasons wit moi

@Mailmalc

Rap battles usually consist of 2 rounds so no contestant gets d unfair advantage.however,considering d peculiar nature of dis battle thread especially in d light of d multiple battling and cross-firing going on at d same time,insisting on a 2-round battle would unnecessarily complicate thangs.
We only insist on 2-round battles in exceptional cases where d winner of d bout is in doubt.If u feel urs falls within exception,pls dnt hesitate to let us know.

But like hinted u b4,throwbacks are risks u must anticipate when spitting first in a battle.
what u need 2 do is protect urself by sealing up loopholes in ur verses so ur adversary doesnt take advantage(like Afrocynic did). I refer u to Eminem's final freestyle battle in d movie "8th Mile".After he was done with his verse,his opponent had nuthin to throw back at em.

However,if u still get hit by a throwback,make sure ur next opponent spits first.

@Saucekid

I apologize 4 keepin u on hold.My instructions are to ignore all posts by Flowshow A.K.A Bolajibaok until d community decides on what to do about him.I suggest u take on another opponent until dis mess is cleared up.Goodwill hunting!

@ All

sorry folks, not been able to post ish cause i been having mega probs with me connection.
anyway i see Paddy_lo has not been on either

@ Paddy_lo

heres mine

am a ruff neck jehovah's witness, i dont knock, muthaf*cker i break that door down
make u hear ma words now ~ bitch confess and bow now ~
or feel ma wrath now ~ six feet down n out now
paddy steppin to Malthuss is like dancin with da devil, am evil, spill blood on da dance floor
crack those metatasals ma nuts on yo chin d!ck stabbin on yo tonsils nigga i keep flossin

in this rap game i spit cruise control takin hos on a ride
while u stuck in reverse.
Nigga backslide~
moonwalk da Bleep out~ let real niggaz take charge ~ chase padd ~  watch his bitchass take flight
ping ur ass but u cant pong back, cause ur shit be worn out like a negro gone light~
lookin like a dummy cause paddy been punked out

This rap economics,ur status be inflated
i stick a pin in it and make ur shit deflated
paddy be like coins in Nigeria, nothin but wasted metal,
nigga u's a cheap slut i Bleep u with some loose change
and still get some more change
love-vendor ur ass abroad like a fcukin brain drain
and make Lagosians vex cause they got a p*ssy drain

In a rap warfare, i battle like a braveheart while paddy heart be yellow
lock ur shit behind bars like u was tony yeyo
U wonna battle? i hear Paddy sayin 'hell no'
got chicks on ma jock sayin 'please paddy go home'

nigga stick to paddy_lo cause u low on rap skills
low rated punchlines that cant pay no bills
low on cash flow beggin niggaz for breakfast
Malthuss'll fix that, r snap crackle n pop ya

@maverik
hmmm, u kind of right though. . i've lost all battles where i get to spit first but won the ones i spit last so it would really be a challenge for me to spit first and still win the battle so as a rap soildier i wont stop spittin first cos i get defeated. Since u are online please pair me up wit 2 or 3 illest emcees here and now so i drop my ish on em . . .pro'lly Hybrid-X and any other 1 or 2 mcs. Even if they are already involved in a battle. . .just tryin to hit perfection . . u understand . .aiight i'm waiting

@malthus
hey , still tight as ever

@Sauce kid
You asked 4 it  but  u are allergic to ma  ish .
No disrespect

I'ma rap syndicates my verse restores faith to this midget
call his rap blasphemy cause he's punchless like a puppet
I sit on wheels padlock his rap and put d keycode in my closet
Jesus will rufuse your prayers request  cause i ain't done yet
Dis midget called saucekid said am a worn out tissue
I laugh cause i destroyed his white blood cells so whats da issue
Me without rap is like a monitor without the keyboards
how dare u step up to me is like kissing infected bulldoggs
sauce ain't no terror  my  shadow is the T so u  the error
Cos u wan make your dreamz come true battlin your mentor
I aint no lamedick cause my punchlines makes your b#tch masturbate
farmers on farm always searchin 4 my punchlines to cultivate
sauce the illest makes my grandpa  battle u without his snuffs
whats d 4 11  kneel down kid let me bless u with ma puffs
i'm a prisoner cause the Judges said i left u lyrically impotent
u'r verses are crippled cause u wouldn't step to make ya rap accomplisment


@Maverik
Men i got to  give d  thanks to  you because  u putting me through d  basics of  rap with those analysis.

@everyone
Happy weekend

Yo do yaw got Menike Judging if not you should, that man knows rap I respect his opinion if it wasn't for him I still would be a whack rapper. Hes gonna tell u how it is aint no being nice about it. this is why I think yaw hsould have him judging man now rap word is bond

@Menike
Here is  not alaba market  who gives a  Fu#k about your albulm that is dry like harmattan , if  u got work to do or  you feel u too big to reply to Hybrid's post go suck a  horse di#k.

@Zephyrr and Hybrid-X
You guys should ignore that bias guy because since day  1  he  has been disrespecting newbies , who gives a fu#k if  he started the battle thread .Wordsmith wooped his  arse big time , he is still suffering from that pain .

Alexpissu:

@Menike
Here is  not alaba market  who gives a  Fu#k about your albulm that is dry like harmattan , if  u got work to do or  you feel u too big to reply to Hybrid's post go suck a  horse di#k.

Yea thankx n' I'ma have u doin' a Mouth Gig for ya dog. ya dig

@jduck
guud lookin' brotha
This clowns arond throwin' shots at me - But they gotta work harder

@wordsmith
Gbade - they said u win, well I'm cool. keep doin' ya thang

@Menike
If u don't respect others people ish don't think they goinG 2 respect ur ish .

AM NOT PERFECT DAWG BUT MY IMPERFECTION HAVE PERFECTED ME

@Menike

menike:

Yea thankx n' I'ma have u doin' a Mouth Gig for ya dog. ya dig

I see the b#tch in you , next time come di#k straight and  tell us  you need donors 4 your opaoks  albulm.

Alexpissu:

@Menike
If u don't respect others people ish don't think they goinG 2 respect your ish .

AM NOT PERFECT DAWG BUT MY IMPERFECTION HAVE PERFECTED ME

Nigga I ain't mad at u or anybodi- If u cud read properly
Jduck just sumed what I AM and WHO I AM
I'M A MURDER INC associate so I gotta be honest wit wat I feel bout all ya'll

The Same thin'

PADDY_LO, DBLOCK, TIANSHIE, SHISHI , JACKAL, NITERIDER
will tell u - If I ain't feelin' u, I'll go at u

Like I said- I got a JAY-Z status on this Nairaland so I gotta say what I gotta say
Fu*ck newbies, if y'all don't like it, take a chill pill

lol @ menike.

@alexpissu. . . dont let ur emotions overwhelm ya

@hybrid
aiight men . . . guess i'll have to drop first . . have a splendid weekend

@simmy
sup bro. . wats poppin ehmmm. . . i think i'll have to drop something for u. . no hard feelings we cool

I don't care if I go first next round, it's whatever. I am good with words, so it doesn't bother me. Also as a judge, you should stop giving advice to a select few so publicly, come on now Maverick, you are supposed to be impartial.


Lol @ the vanquished moaning about throwback, that's some nonsense, it's a freestyle battle, I don't rehearse or pre write stuff and how can I battle someone I know online? Well you gotta have some ammo against him. People use my gender against me, I chalk it up to game and battle back, stop whining and step up your game.

madam afro, take things easy. . . we all love female rappers, but when u're in the midst of male cats, u'll get gender references in battles - cos its freestyle, u just said so urself.

AfroCynic:

Lol @ the vanquished moaning about throwback, that's some nonsense, it's a freestyle battle, I don't rehearse or pre write stuff and how can I battle someone I know online? Well you gotta have some ammo against him. People use my gender against me, I chalk it up to game and battle back, stop whining and step up your game.

moi neva pre-write ish either. . forget the moaning vanquish stuff it's a battle both us cant be winners at the same time and besides i never made any references to your gender so keep ur glory to u'r sef i aint got any problem wit u. . .i still got game to sniff life out of cats enjoy ur self girl.

@wordsmith
sup gbade . . hmmm. . . drop a missile on mi head to see if i can dismantle it and get it re-planted on u drop u'r verse first.

@Obedz
hey pal. . .i'll drop first aiight. . . and wait for u.




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@Hybrid-X
malc Flows be tidal waves u neva gonna sail thru / Detatch the Hybrid
from the X . . u boring cus i always fade u/
Relegate X cus u way below my league/split ur game so it skips like a cracked cd
treat u like the bitch u are/ if you were up on clouds u still wouldn't star
X being dull is eXagarated. . he's worst cos ma flow's be X-rated
i X-ray ur dumb potentials / malc be d hitman eXecutioner
lyrically assasinate u . . .yeah am a rap commisioner. . . .
am Xplosive like bombs. . .wow. . i just blast off Hybrid's Lungs
X numerical value be Zero / Freeze smash ur bones like Subzero
i pierce down ur bone marrow. . wat u gat pointed at me is a broken arrow
Malc gets skulls cracked/inputs u in my calc. . . . ur result be wack
access denied ma flows can't be hacked/if u play Noah i still shatter ur Ark
like crack i smoke X off in a hose pipe. . . .
i'm a phantom you aint fit enough for a ghost ride
i stay paramount wit ma 9's i toddle/. . lookin for ur lines
to eat like indomie 2 mintues instant noddle

@Obedz
Obedz i sure make u obes (obesity) wit overdose of ma flows
. . . . get your face wrapped wit punches impossible to Duck
Steel Claps on ya intelligence leaving your morals bleeped
stay on you like a disease. . . .that can never be Cured
Like a bad habit you have been defined to be Dropped
in clubs we be sippin on dubs/obedz strippin. . he be doing his Job
my multies mixed wit IN RHYMES the result be ILL LINES
contaminate u with 'em . .  nigga u dead wit no Lifelines
u've gat the ball in your court u still couldn't hit it
i set records in 20yrs time u still wouldn't Beat it
u's a toothless dog so futile . . i kick your ass when ever you Bark
get you high on crack massively your words (world) i aTTack
wit a Genie u still wouldn't get Wishes. .only death wishes
ya sh** is ma face towels. . i use em to dry off the blood
that comes out of u when i hit u wit a drowel
continually kick your ass till your folks beg me to stop
put ma 9's in your head**u'r brains just gat popped

@Simmy
Damn it. . u are one hell of a crap guy/u've got to sell shit to earn a rap line
malc known to Star in Wars/ come against me with Trash and flaws/
get u Smashed on Floors/leave u Slashed in 4's/see simmy Crash n Falls/
i'm a tyrant ma words be Harsh in your's/. . . on pillars i Bash his Jaws . . .
got him killed before i Flash mi Saws/. .on sight of me u Dash in Walls
malc makes u Hysterical/put u on a red . . DANGER. . u scream like Mystical
ma punches be hard as Sand Paper/dot spots on ya flesh left u like a Leper
As kings we make rules/like fake dudes u break rules/Elude me? . .nah. .
am unstoppable lik breakthroughs. .cage u e'ry fcukin time u try to breakloose
flows so tight that drowns u like seas/ "simmy" just a little weak ass disease
i'm da world's 8th wonders, . . . . u can't stand my word thunder
put u six feet under . . . get u murdered in your own blunder
battling u is a waste of time. . .u aint worth a dime
. . . . rub you off in black dirt  whenever you shine
got a shotgun clipped to your back i make you act Timid
Hehehe i've got simmy pleadin "Free me" just like Timi

@Zephyrr

I need u to assign the next cases up for analysis.There's been a lotta cross-firing and multiple battling going on.We need to streamline this thread.Pls let me have the schedule of cases so i can get crackin on em.I'm waiting!

@maverick
zephrr can't answer till monday. . .

@hybrid
sorry for droppin this late. . . no need to put up excuses.

don't need no 'x' markr to murda an hybrid
pull slugs, eyes closed. .got u wonderin', is that me ?
16 shitty bars - tha definition of 'wack', kid
wit 4 linez u waz murderd, that's the reason they signed me

go ask tha banks, they'll help in cashin' ma mic cheques
if there evr was such a thin, i still gat mo' thread-cred
cause street confusion, worse than a church wit three pulpits
don't pass me the mic [cord] yet, or i'mma choke this kid*

this silly ho gat bitchy flows fit for kiddy shows
wannabe gangsta rapper be betr off singin' slows
your coffin's been slam'd shut - its called a 'case closed'*
just exhumin' ya for a re-kill, to foreva lay low

@mailmalc
wanta make it a quadrology? 

@everyone
who the hell is bolajibaok

zephyr /maverik
what is all this about and who da heck is bolajibaok?

naijafan:

@mailmalc
wanta make it a quadrology?  

lol men i nor run. . . waiting on wordsmith and any other person who thinks he can out~run my speed  

@maverik/zephyr
u havent analysed my battle with saucekid, why ?

and who da heck is bolajiboak?

relax flowshow. . . forget that dude, i think he's on some kinda winter vacation right nw.