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Celebrities / Re: Damilola Adegbite: The New Omotola Of Nollywood? by NMAAJOOGU: 2:10pm On Aug 18, 2012
Nothing spectacular about Telema. She is just fair complexioned. Although she is a lil bit classy, her yansh protruds agressively. In fact, she has ike-mbe(tortoise yansh). She is even a lil bit stiff in acting.

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Fika Survives Suicide Attack by NMAAJOOGU: 5:39pm On Aug 03, 2012
I think the bokos are actually targeting the wise nothern leaders who in one way or the other has spoken against their actions.

It is not good for us to also pray for bad to befall those of them that do the right thing.
Sports / Re: Bacary Sagna's Message To Lagos Malta Guinness Fans by NMAAJOOGU: 5:07am On Jul 29, 2012
And SANTI CARZOLA is on his way, including Nuri Sahin. Coyg.
Politics / Re: Orji Cautions Tinubu Over Remarks by NMAAJOOGU: 3:35pm On Jul 19, 2012
All you fools ranting on Orji's response to Tinubu, you mean he should have staryed reeling out his developmental strides for Tinubu. Based on the fact that Tinubu is whom? Do you not agree that Tinubu looted Lagos state money? Or that he fraudulently rigged his wife into the senate? Or that he nearly rigged Fashola's 2nd tenure off him? He who comes to equity must come with clean hands. i'm not saying that Orji has perfomed well, but surely Tinubu is a much bigger thief. Abia state does not have one fiftieth of what Lagos has, and yet what was Tinubu's achievement? Wether they are in same party or not, Fashola's achievements is Fashola's while Tinubu's theft is Tinubu's.

orji owes Abians explaination for his inaction and not Tinubu. Let him remove the speck in his eye before perfoming surgery on another's eyes.
NYSC / Re: FG Overrules NYSC On Posting To Troubled States by NMAAJOOGU: 2:40pm On Jul 11, 2012
@maclatunji.

I understand the point you're trying to make, but don't you think the residents of the volatile places whom you pity can actually help stamp out the violence if the corporate with security agents like the Kano people. But most times they know these devils and yet for one reason or the other, fail to give them away.
Crime / Re: Five Bank Employees Arrested For Attempted Robbery - GTB At Gbagada by NMAAJOOGU: 8:38am On May 25, 2012
There are some confusing angles to the story.

1. They want to rob a customer coming to deposit money, so why come to the bank instead of wait for the guy on the easier road? Also why wait till after banking hours when customers are no longer in the bank as the story suggests?

2. When they hid all those guns in system cpu's, how did they plan to bring it out when they eventually gain access? will they ask like: e hen marketing executive, wey our lugger dem now?

Story no just gel.
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To President Goodluck Jonathan By Chief Timipre Sylva by NMAAJOOGU: 8:01pm On May 05, 2012
Silva is a cocaine smoking loafer. Did absolutely nothing towards Bayelsa State development. Look how holier than thou he is sounding. Has he forgotten how he hounded Alaibe in an effort to derail his campaign which he suceeded in achieving, bombing the whole place up.

Even his own deputy, Ebebi was not spared. He even bombed the deputies home in an effort to kill him, but God saved the guy.

this slowpoke is simply a fool to thing people can forget so fast. Let him suffer as he got it coming.

Anu ofia.

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Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini Is Dead? by NMAAJOOGU: 10:16pm On May 04, 2012
GANGLING RASHIDI, REST IN PERFECT PEACE.

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Education / Re: Girl With Nine A1s In WASSCE: She Is So Brilliant Her Teachers Feared Her Result by NMAAJOOGU: 6:07pm On Apr 20, 2012
Since they claimed that non of the 197 students failed any subject, i'm suspicious of the school. Dem don do corporate expo to market the godamn school. No be naija we dey?
Culture / Re: Laws Of Igboland (Iwu Obodo) by NMAAJOOGU: 8:22pm On Apr 15, 2012
Fee aju mana akola nsi.meaning with juju, make someone dizzy but do nat kill him.
Celebrities / Re: New Facts Emerge On Dbanj And Don Jazzy Split by NMAAJOOGU: 2:19pm On Apr 13, 2012
Ndi-ofe can never change. I remember when one onye ofe was looking for a job in lagos, because he stayed on same str with my elder bros, my brother helped him get a job in the small company where he was the operations manager.

My brother helped him so much dat he bcame my brother's assistant. They were sharing one office.

One day, my brother felt uncomfortable and suddenly looked up, to find the Tunde just staring at him devilishly. A chill ran through him. When he narrated the scary story to us, we advised him to resign asap, afterall, what was he earning.

He resigned asap and Ofe took over his desk.

Now, my beother calls the shots in a big company in New Jersy, USA. While Ofe is just managing a business centre(ramsackle) in Surulere. Do you know what? He has managed to get Chike's number and everytime he is disturbing him with that terrible sounding greeting: EPELE SIR.

D'banj, very soon, Epele sir will be your case.

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Politics / Re: ACN's Call For President Jonathan's Resignation Is Satanic - Anglican Church by NMAAJOOGU: 5:11pm On Apr 06, 2012
@ndu-chuks

your generations yet unborn will suffer until you re-tract the venom you poured on the bishop. You come out to a public forum like nairaland and start talking bullshit about a bishop without any form of respect, or at least decorum.

Watch out from today, start observing the results of all your endeavours, and you will notice it will all be fruitless. Except you're wise enough to retract it now.

If your parents brougt you up in a proper way, you will at least entertain some little fear before insulting a bishop.

I wish you were within reach, so that i can see what your face looks like.

IDIOT.,

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Beaten To Death In Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) by NMAAJOOGU: 9:41pm On Apr 01, 2012
@teedol
don't you know your father is not your real father. Ask our mum well she will tell you the dick flasher that is our father. Anu ofia ofe nmanu.
Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!(the Jagaban Borgu). by NMAAJOOGU: 2:23pm On Mar 29, 2012
OH na Tinubu birthday? Everybody is celebrating a thief wey nearly remove fashola because he stopped govong him state money. Nonsense.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Senator George Sekibo’s Wife In Port Harcourt by NMAAJOOGU: 3:31am On Mar 24, 2012
George Sekibo is not same as Abiye Sekibo.
Romance / Re: I Am Attracted To My Househelp by NMAAJOOGU: 4:34pm On Mar 07, 2012
@ndidibabe,
why are you being hash. Just advise the guy abeg, and stop insulting him. We know u love your husband, question is; are you sure he is not shagging your help, because last time i checked, it is always the loved and trusted that have space to sag ayhow.
Politics / Re: Bianca's Tribute To Ikemba (so Touching) by NMAAJOOGU: 11:01am On Mar 03, 2012
@babsjnr- we know you ofes are very defensive, but we also know you are only very defensive on the mouth. Tell me where you are at present, even in yorubaland and we'll pay you a visit. But you will not, bccos when we visit, you will only cringe with fear, and apologise, saying you were only joking. You are known as cowards. You mouth a lot, but a little push always have you scampering for safety. I have known a lot of you in schools even in yoruba schools. You cause war with your loud mouth and when a heat is finally planned, you run to the village. Do all manner of juju for protection. Just do me a little favour and give me ur current location, and i bet you'll fade when you are visited, just like dayokano will do same. Talk is cheap you know. Useless ofe.
Politics / Re: Bianca's Tribute To Ikemba (so Touching) by NMAAJOOGU: 9:29am On Mar 03, 2012
@dayokanu: may your children bed your wife in your presence and may there not be anyone of your family left to write eulogies for you when your miserable life departs this earth.
Sports / Re: Etuhu Blames Bad Pitch For Eagles Draw by NMAAJOOGU: 11:22am On Mar 01, 2012
REASONS DON BEGIN COME OUT.

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