pocohantas:


White woman has a boyfriend and still wan knack Naija guy.

Naija guy: White women are straight forward. They are open with their sexual expectations. They can just knack you and go. No fake love. #TeamForeignGirls

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Naija girl has a bf and wants to knack Naija guy.

Nairaland guy: Nigerian women are oloshos. Borehole pùssy. I pity who marries these ones. They can fck for indomie and egg.

Another Nairaland guy: Which indomie? Useless girls with itchy pù**y. They must want to knack.

Another Nairaland guy: Then when they are evenings newspapers they will go to Shiloh. Naso one wan trap me enter marriage. I just dey fu** am. Mumu dey wait for ring.

Yet another Nairaland guy: Once I leave Nigeria, nothing fit make me date Naija girl again. Useless entitled oloshos.

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Dearest Naija women, this too shall pass.

Amen jare, it is the double standard for me.

It appears you focused on places for families... how about single women

It is hormonal my brother... we tend to be like that, sometimes you want to see someone everyday and some other times you would wish the person is dead Trust me, we are still trying to understand it ourselves...

haywire07:
That's why I prefer to flirt . No strings

DEMON ALERT!!! NOTE THIS HANDLE OH!!!!

I don't understand the emphasis on 'foreign condoms'... someone pls explain.

No wonder, I have always thought I am special, I was born that year!!!

tensazangetsu20:
They don't serve food in Ghanaian weddings.

Every Nigerian knows how weddings are done in Nigeria with all the owambe and everything. Our west African neighbours are totally different. The first Ghanaian wedding i went to was a very big shock to me. The venue was like 3 hours from school so I went hungry. I thought it's like Nigerian weddings where during the reception you can eat till your hearts content.

Well after all the church buohaha. We were just served 2 buns one coke and one tiny chicken. I thought that was an appetiser and the main course is coming. Only for people to start going and I was told that was the end of it. I was shocked to the bone. After that before I go to any Ghanaian wedding I make sure to stuff up my tummy.

That country is very weird.

So where then do they eat their infamous jollof rice? In their houses?

falconey:


The last pic; the guy looking like the wife.
wait a minute was he sitting on a SOKAWAY?

It is either a 'sokaway' or a grave

gabazin080:
it happened that I exchanged memory card with my wife. so I saw 2 call recordings between my wife and a guy. the guy was toasting her and she was laughing and telling the guy on phone that she will go and think about his proposal and give him a feedback later.

am confused but have not challenged her yet. am thinking of ending the marriage but my mum died last month and no one to take care of my son.

what can I do pls

You men sef... you 'saw' 2 recordings and you want to end marriage, but you have not even confessed about the number of times you have cheated on her...

73...

quote author=Passy089 post=60045040]I've dated my fiancee from my year 1 in the university that's 9years now, she stood with me through thick and thin, never left me for ready made guys, she trusted and supported me and I promised myself no woman will make me happier than her so I proposed to marry her....

So I took her to see my parents for the first time, but I got the shock of my life when my mum rejected her at 1st sight for no particular reason her word was "my spirit just don't accept her" my dad was cool about my choice as long as I'm happy, I've been begging my mother to reconsider but she has made it clear she won't have anything to do with her or me if I go ahead and marry her.

I'm just confused,the last person I'll leave is my fiancee but my mum too is very special to me.
what should I do??

MOD please help forward this to FP[/quote]

You dated a woman for 9yrs and you took her home for the first time ever? You are a very wicked person... Didn't she ever ask to go to your house even once? I have another question... did you ever go to her own house? How is it that you will know someone for NINE YEARS and never invite her to your house even once Was she at least speaking to your sisters or brothers or even the parents "my spirit just don't accept her" that is a reason na and you said she didn't give you a reason... that is a good enough reason for even shocking the poor woman... you bring a woman to her for the first time and tell her this is who I want to marry? My brother, think this thing na, you sef no try abeg

It consumes space...duh!!!

I certainly don't want you dead @sweet poison...

holatin:
so can I have a taste of the sweet poison on your chest

Saliman22:
Good morning my wonderful family, I had an issue with my girl 2015 which I open a thread here in romance section, we settled early this year,.

Lemme go straight to the point, I work with micro finance bank which I don't normally have time, my girl is on her IT at ministry of health in my state, what happened yesterday shocked me, my church is having a youth conference currently going on now in Anambra state, for the past two weeks now I'm in the village, she don't normally go to her IT place telling me that there are on malaria program which she don't considered it useful according to her.

What happen yesterday I'm still in shocked right now that is like I'm dreaming which I'm not.
It was past 11pm at night that my girl woke up and shout dear dear and I asked her what happen, then she narrated how she had a dream and I was killed in the dream, I was like what is going on because someone warned me about this month that I should be careful, so I went outside immediately with my Bible and olive oil for prayers. I was in the middle of the compound praying and I asked her to wait for me and she said she cannot wait, that she feared standing alone at night, my compound has a very big gate o, now she went inside my last born room and I was still praying.

Some spirit entered me and I stopped half way and to my surprise ever when I stop she couldn't come out and I waited small and it wasn't up to 2mins she came outside and asked me to wait for her and I didn't wait, she followed me, when I came to the house, I didn't talk to her for some minute and she asked me what the problem is and I explained to her that she should stop that thing that is going on with my last born. She said she's surprised that I could think about this kind of a thing and she's not stupid to have make love with my brother, I told her immediately that I want to make love to her and she said until we finished our discussion and I objected and go straight there and put my hand, behold she was extra wet, so at this point I went inside my last born room and called him to come and the boy followed me.

I now asked him to knell down and he did, at this point I brought out a cable and asked him to tell me why she make love to my woman, at this point my girl knell down and started crying, both of them confess that I did it twice. I now asked my girl the reason she did this even when she knew I was praying, she didn't give me a concrete answer.

So this things has been going on under my roof and I have spent my hard earned money for my brother and her.

Pls I need your advice. Pls what can I do, this morning I have called her aunty to inform her, and she said I should meet her on Saturday.

Pls help me brother and sisters.
I need help Pls.

Your brother 'knell' down, your girlfriend 'knell' down, you too should 'knell' down. You all need special deliverance... Please what is the spirit that entered you biko? SMBH!!!!!!!!!!!

Saliman22:
Good morning my wonderful family, I had an issue with my girl 2015 which I open a thread here in romance section, we settled early this year,.

Lemme go straight to the point, I work with micro finance bank which I don't normally have time, my girl is on her IT at ministry of health in my state, what happened yesterday shocked me, my church is having a youth conference currently going on now in Anambra state, for the past two weeks now I'm in the village, she don't normally go to her IT place telling me that there are on malaria program which she don't considered it useful according to her.

What happen yesterday I'm still in shocked right now that is like I'm dreaming which I'm not.
It was past 11pm at night that my girl woke up and shout dear dear and I asked her what happen, then she narrated how she had a dream and I was killed in the dream, I was like what is going on because someone warned me about this month that I should be careful, so I went outside immediately with my Bible and olive oil for prayers. I was in the middle of the compound praying and I asked her to wait for me and she said she cannot wait, that she feared standing alone at night, my compound has a very big gate o, now she went inside my last born room and I was still praying.

Some spirit entered me and I stopped half way and to my surprise ever when I stop she couldn't come out and I waited small and it wasn't up to 2mins she came outside and asked me to wait for her and I didn't wait, she followed me, when I came to the house, I didn't talk to her for some minute and she asked me what the problem is and I explained to her that she should stop that thing that is going on with my last born. She said she's surprised that I could think about this kind of a thing and she's not stupid to have make love with my brother, I told her immediately that I want to make love to her and she said until we finished our discussion and I objected and go straight there and put my hand, behold she was extra wet, so at this point I went inside my last born room and called him to come and the boy followed me.

I now asked him to knell down and he did, at this point I brought out a cable and asked him to tell me why she make love to my woman, at this point my girl knell down and started crying, both of them confess that I did it twice. I now asked my girl the reason she did this even when she knew I was praying, she didn't give me a concrete answer.

So this things has been going on under my roof and I have spent my hard earned money for my brother and her.

Pls I need your advice. Pls what can I do, this morning I have called her aunty to inform her, and she said I should meet her on Saturday.

Pls help me brother and sisters.
I need help Pls.

It is so annoying to me that you are asking for advice after such sacrilege, can you not see the level of profanity? and you are asking for advice? What do you want to hear? Mr. man, don't be stupid!!! End the relationship immediately and don't have your brother in the same house as your wife (Note that I didn't say girlfriend, cos she shouldn't even be living with you since you are not married to her)

My brother, your case is different. and you will be fine in the end

Necessity is the mother of invention. Weldone young lady

Honestly, I didn't expect anything less...

holatin:
what do you expect ? the breast is a spelled object for all men

FuckBuhari:
DNA should be conducted on the youngest son

Are you the child's father?

Just like that? She is even smiling...

Wow, thanks for this...

chweetness:
I just received the same message and I'm not in Ghana. The profile is Pastor Adeboye of Redeem Christian Church Of God. Obviously this is the work of fraudsters using his picture and name to defraud people.

Just as I thought, 90% of the replies are from men... shaking my head

Chai

udison:
I dont hate any food...love dem all...especially the spicy once

Correct guy... Nairaland pls upgrade your emojis, I need a thumbs up naaa biko

northvietnam:
I can eat beans for Africa.

Just make sure you notify people around you of any intending flatulence...

ufuosman:
I Neva see the food I hate

Correct guy...

God is still moulding your wife or sending her from another planet cos with all these things you hate, the woman would be confused...

Phi001:
Lemme start my own.

Foods
Amala
Fufu
Starch (I can eat starch but I hate it)
Wheat (Same as Starch)
Ofe Oha ( I used to love this soup but the variation I ate for about 2 years left a sour taste in my mouth)
Afang Soup (I hate those things you're supposed to suck)
Liver and Fat (Hated with a passion)
Boiled Fish (I just hate it for no reason.)
Custard (Legend has it that my mother had a room full of buckets of it when I was small because it was the only thing I could eat (or is it drink?). Well, there was pap but it was easier to buy custard than make pap. I refused to eat any other thing. Apparently, I drank it so much that when I got older, I hated it.)
Sardine (I officially hated it from age ten. As of 2017, I could only take when it was an ingredient e.g. when mixed with butter(or is it margarine?) to make sandwich.)

Snacks
Pizza ( Eaten for the first and last time in 2011, I hated it ever since. Perhaps, I ate the wrong flavour.)
Hamburger (I just hate it.)
Shawarma (Hated for no particular reason.)
Kikishi (It tastes off to me, Suya ftw!!!)
Samosa (I've never eaten it, but ever since I saw what an ingredient in one of it caused to a friend of mine, I avoid Samosas at all costs. It's not hate but for some reason, the thought of that my friend makes me want to not eat it.)


Honourable Mention
Onions (I hate it but I like it to be in my food for the flavour. I actually separate them from my food when I'm eating but make sure to ad them when I'm cooking.)

You need to appease the god of yam... because me ayam not understanding what you have described

plessis:
Boiled yam..... I hate this food die....


When I dey chop am, The yam dey always pain me for back

I think this one is married already and the one that is single is betrothed to oyedepo's second in command's son... Me thinks...

What of going barefooted is that acceptable? ehe?

This is serious. Please check if you are pregnant

mercytripletz:
Dodo.
I wonder how everyone eats it without having nausea.
The smell is enough to make me puke.

How does having a Ghana must go back full of money in the boot of a car become 419 scam?