NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 8:32am On Sep 17, 2014 |
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 8:29am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Heineken: badooooo. Nosky4boss semshak for no bad at all o but I don leave jos yesterday. We for scatter dat place Ok na |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 7:27am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Heineken: thanks boss. Ur head is there sir make we see 4 Semshak na...Jtowntinz...lolz 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 6:29am On Sep 17, 2014 |
HBD Heineken...Bigger u i pray |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 3:03pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Taiye4Christ: Dania30, where you dey o (ftc don enta water?)
Nabsprada, your name should be on this page too (I just did ). Noordean, Sodiqyinka, Dozzynet, Cutekemitola, Titiluvly, Curiouses, Ajgentle, Heineken, Emeka51, Akerry, Luvlycutebay, Wordsplay, Nosky4, Dminister, Temmytea, and others too numerous to mention... Love you guys! i see u bro...watching Arsenal match |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 5:09pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
sojiboy: A pretty and wealthy woman was serving life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her plight she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it. Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker;
The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was filling out the death certificate.. When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body. He would then bury the coffin. The woman having pre-arranged with the caretaker for special vents in the coffin knew there would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free. She wld also carry along a small flashlight to cope with the darkness beneath until the hour of expected freedom.
The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good friends over the years, and knowing dat he stands to gain a lot from this pretty and wealthy womam, especially when he catches glimpse of the well defined 'V-shape' between her thighs he more than agreed to do it.
The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring. She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.
Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails. Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom. The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with a thud. Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time and she would be free at last. After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh...happily feeling free already nd chanting she was free! she was free! Feeling curious, she decided to light the flashlight to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her.
To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next to the CARETAKER....her only hope to freedom.
Many people believe they have life all figured out...dat they ar well connected and can arrange and pre-arrange things to their favour... but sometimes it just doesn't turn out the way they planned it. Think of a 'Plan B'!!!
"I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know WHO holds tomorrow."
The Happiest People Don't Have the Best of Everything, They Just Make The Best Of What They Have...But at times even the BEST FAILS... Only one thing never fails...GOD. May he never fail u... How's ur day going Distinguished Comrades? U too soji ma guy...fact |
Politics / Re: Abia Before And Abia After - Making Comparative Analysis by nosky4(m): 1:41pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
So wot do u wnt 2 deduce from ur comparisons? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 9:21am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Taiye4Christ: Good morning, bro. I dey o. Thanks for checking up on me. This kegites “tongue“ ehn, I no mind learn am o.
Cc: nosky4, dminister and all kegites in the house, I troway salute o Bros i sight u |
NYSC / Re: Batch C 2014 Mobilisation Time Table by nosky4(m): 8:54pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
CoCoLav:
Possibly. I was told that if you input your jamb registration and matric number and nothing pops up then your name hasn't been sent. You should return to your school and ask questions. That's how my friend knew he wouldn't be mobilized. alright |
NYSC / Re: Batch C 2014 Mobilisation Time Table by nosky4(m): 11:36am On Sep 08, 2014 |
CoCoLav:
I don't think you can register if your school hasn't regularized. My friend couldnt register because he was over 30 years and the school didn't send his name. That's why you are asked for your matric number at the point of registration. The faculty officer in school even confirmed that they had sent our names to NYSC. So ur tellin us that those dat completed dia regiatratn has been regularised by dia various schools? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 10:10pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
dozzynet: Baba nosky may dayz b elongatuar,nd u shall walk nd neva stumble! woged fellow. I see u bro |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 9:58pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
dozzynet: Biancaful evening to u. In dis new month may u never jam Boko. May patrick sawyer not be ur keske. Roadsafty all d Way. Lsf Dozzynet vibrating from d whole galaxy bikokwa try see caution via all animale in this forum. volume 2 d gods bikokwa....entity lakamua. Daysis |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 9:36am On Sep 06, 2014 |
dozzynet: Happy Monika to all i am carried in this forum. Dayziz be elongatua and may u all Walk and never to stumble. Bikokwa! Nwanemus daysis metafriki...may u walk and stumble on olasis |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 2:59pm On Sep 04, 2014 |
Dminister: hehehehehe... Daysis my karid fellow, may u walk and neva stumble. Yes! I registered since. What about u? Have u done yours? Yess oh...I registered yesterday..walk and stumble on bazuka of dat okpekesis 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 10:41am On Sep 04, 2014 |
Dminister: Good morning my people. Boss akerry, d intervention taiye4christ, my fellow aauite beautiful dania30, the only soldier in the house sojiboy, our honorable time keeper sodiqyinka, taiye4christ boo of life trendiitee, the only pretty and creamy babe of life lacreamzy, profeoo, claroo, anaskie, d love spell titiluvly, nabsprada, noordean,mimiy05, d queen tashaa,dsntd, noorsprada, omolizzy, lawsite urchbabie, Ajgentle, mr pero, jennyesh, feyifham mr nice niceeric, horlawoomey, rashfat, heineken and my fellow kegite, ilya whose vibrations is always wawastic. Bembestic noski, nwamo oo were ar u and wat is d keske? Hope u all had a better night rest? I checkd in to salute u all. Greetings! Entity lakamua....keske remain kpokponki. Daysis.. Ur keske shall neva be lik dat of Sawyer who jamed soil science via Ebola. U don register? 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 1:55pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 1:40pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
1 Like |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 1:39pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
#TeamiYaffRegistered# |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 12:43pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
#teamiyaffregistered# |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 7:48pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Heineken: e no suppose pass next week cos na 22nd dem gats send list. we hope so boss |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 10:47am On Sep 02, 2014 |
Taiye4Christ: Correct. Abeg, wetin ujay dey talk na? i hear say student affairs wan comot eligibility list . Buh i no no hw true sha |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 6:55am On Sep 02, 2014 |
Mornin people... |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 10:25pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Taiye4Christ: Yes boss. How your side na? Fyn nd Urs? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 8:20pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Taiye4Christ: K. Like seriously, where you guys?
*velounie *fweshblacboai *westinfo4040 *anugod *mrpero *jennyesh *orekelewa9 *chorem *ajasa4link *niyoposh *sartee01 *temmytea *navistar *dminister *sagenaruto *samadict *hephzibahbeulah *nosky4 *melucynk Present Sir.....great josite |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 8:43am On Aug 29, 2014 |
addictiv: am hearing that there is no camping for batch C due to ebola outbreak. can anyone confirm? Bros abeg no carry dat kind play com here ooo |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 7:17am On Aug 29, 2014 |
Good mornin my people |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 8:57pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
trendiitee: eat on my love nd eat well eatin e-food....ma hands no dey ooo |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 8:36pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Luvly evenin |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 8:34pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Besiktas Champions League Playoff (1 - 0) On 27th August 2014 by nosky4(m): 9:29pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Ahuitzotl: "Before all of that, Arsenal wasted three opportunities to put this game to bed. After a three-on-two counter-attack, Alexis Sanchez failed to get his shot away when well placed before Alex Oxlade- Chamberlain fired straight at the goalkeeper from six yards. After the controversy regarding sending off and booking, Sanchez was given the ball inside the penalty area but his shot was directed over the crossbar". ok |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by nosky4(m): 9:12pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Dminister: amoro abi? Hehehehehehe... entity lakamua...hw ws ur day? |