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Politics / Re: NNPC Declares State Of Emergency On Oil Production by ObalendeCMS: 9:55pm On Jul 02
MichaelSUK:
can 500,000 start a police station business >?

Yes now.

I know one bros from that side that is into that business.

If you know how much he's making everyday.
Travel / Re: Air Europa: Passenger Trapped In Overhead Bin In Flight Turbulence; Many Injured by ObalendeCMS: 2:19pm On Jul 02
Peeps be catching flights like naija folks be jumping okada.

O jura lo!!

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 2:16pm On Jul 02
Almost dead thread!
Romance / Re: Meet The 103-Year-Old Tanzanian Who Is Waiting For Her White Boyfriend by ObalendeCMS: 2:09pm On Jul 02
That chemical wey dey commot for brain dey make you believe you are in love done deceive her.

*hisses*
Travel / Re: Ruth Haruna Wazis: UNIMAID Professor Dies In Domestic Accident (pictures) by ObalendeCMS: 1:47pm On Jul 02
Most Nigerians are too distracted; they barely pay attention..

Yauyau people!!
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello's Jurisdictional Objection Against EFCC by ObalendeCMS: 1:42pm On Jul 02
Shame on kogi state people!!!!

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Religion / Re: US Court Dismisses Pastor Adetunmbi Adewami’s Defamation Suit Against Arise TV by ObalendeCMS: 1:39pm On Jul 02
I made decision not to give money to church through offerings, tithes & the likes many years ago.

I won't enrich those "folks"!
Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Tells Tinubu To Use Nnamdi Kanu As Jonathan Used Tompolo by ObalendeCMS: 11:02am On Jul 02
I detest opportunists!

They can be savage most times!!!
Romance / Re: The Woman's Body.. The Spice Of Life- Give Them Love! (Pic)18+ by ObalendeCMS: 11:37pm On Jun 28
Bullcrap!!

That body looks like a disfigured "man".
Romance / Re: Why Do Married Men have a forlorn look When Out With Their Wives And Kids? by ObalendeCMS: 11:27pm On Jun 28
Good for them!

Who send them message?

Foolish Simpson's!
Crime / Re: I Spent 24Yrs In Prison For Following Friend To Police Station - Lukman Adeyemi by ObalendeCMS: 11:22am On Jun 26
Living in this animal country is like walking on eggshell!

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Politics / Re: A Thread On The Memories Of The June - 12 Struggle by ObalendeCMS: 3:45pm On Jun 12
They all labored in VAIN!!!
Sports / Re: Victor Boniface Gifts Viral Carpenter 1.5 Million Naira by ObalendeCMS: 3:38pm On Jun 08
I don't care about Nigeria old citizens; they fuvkkd up!
Celebrities / Re: Autopsy Reveals Possible Cause Of Mohbad’s Death (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 3:35pm On Jun 08
Died for nothing!!!

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Politics / Re: Shock, Disbelief As Benue IDP Camp Records 200 Babies A Month by ObalendeCMS: 3:24pm On Jun 08
YUCK!!!
Romance / Re: What's The Hype Behind The Game Of Chess? (Pic) by ObalendeCMS: 10:56am On Jun 08
If you no get brain, you no go understand chess!
Romance / Re: Lady Gives Man Middle Finger At Party, Upset Over Rejection (photo) by ObalendeCMS: 5:10am On May 10
I love thick babes!
I'll exchange a slim one for a stick of colos.
cheesy
Romance / Re: Suicide Is My Portion by ObalendeCMS: 6:57am On May 08
People, please don't worry about that girl.
Na crase & lack of fork dey worry am!

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Business / Re: Benue State To Build 800million Naira Brewery In Makurdi by ObalendeCMS: 5:59am On May 08
Hopefully, they become the "beer basket of the nation".
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Soldier Arrested In Russia, Accused Of Stealing (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 5:51am On May 08
As a man with dick, try avoid a woman with pussy as discreetly as you can. There is definitely what the dick saw in a tight warm pink pussy that made it throw up so much that you as a strong man will never be able to figure out.

#ITooFearWoman
Politics / Re: Advisers In Ekiti Sworn In With Ògún Idol, Quran By Ikere-Ekiti LGA Boss by ObalendeCMS: 4:48am On May 08
Where are all these "Ogun wan/Ogun kee you" boyz?
smiley
Education / Re: Ekiti University Bully Flogs Fellow Student (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 4:19am On May 08
Ekiti & Ondo State people like to bully & oppress alot.

A guy told me how every household wants to have a lawyer in their family because of the next family!
Health / Re: Avoid Water If You Cannot Swim by ObalendeCMS: 9:07am On May 07
As an Air Sign, I don't go near water.
Proudly Gemini!

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Politics / Re: Edo Court Remands Man For Raping Minor by ObalendeCMS: 7:09am On May 07
Paradventure the country divide, this penle should not be allowed with Oduduwa Republic. The should stay with the savage east!
Family / Re: Marital Rape: Indian Court Rules Against Wife Who Sued Husband For Forced Sex by ObalendeCMS: 7:03am On May 07
I don't know why I always see india as a sh!t hole, 3rd world country.

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Crime / Re: I'm Taking The Cowardice Way Out - Nigerian Lady Wrote On Facebook by ObalendeCMS: 4:06am On May 07
All these psycho bWitches suffering from bipolar disorder & other form of mental diseases are nothing but a handful.

I saw hell from my ex!
Romance / Re: At Your Age, Can You Do This?? by ObalendeCMS: 1:20am On May 07
Reminds me of a joke where a woman said there are only 2 men that has been through her vagina; her son when he was born & her husband, when he's forking her.
Health / Re: Father Loses Daughter Over Alleged Access Bank’s Mobile App Failure by ObalendeCMS: 6:42pm On May 06
Even the Ussd is not working atm. It's saying internal error abi na internal bleeding.

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Celebrities / Re: My Son Is 30, Wofai Fada Is 38 - Taiwo Cole's Father by ObalendeCMS: 1:55pm On May 05
All these foolish & untrained Yoruba boys easily gets pussy whipped. Damn!

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Romance / Re: Did She Want Sex? by ObalendeCMS: 2:57am On May 05
hstar:

Can you narrate to us what led to killing of toyeeb in obalende by the stupid protective unit police?

Oya, we wan hear directly from your mouth since you be obalende and cms join together

Hey bro!

I don't know about that & any other thing that happens in that sheethole.

Both the shooter & the "shot at" deserve each other!
Romance / Re: Gold Digger Alert:men Be Wise Before Dem Use Your Sense by ObalendeCMS: 12:17am On May 05
Interesting!
smiley

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