hmm
wen iwas in uni. i called a classmate to warn about a test that will take place d next dy.her elder boy picked.jesus d voice was off d hook.downright sexy!

i kept looking for stupid reasons just to call until i saw his pic from my friend.i screamed in my mind!
he was deformed and an atutupopoyoyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
since then i dont fall for people i have not met

surugede:

i will interced if i have intrest on the wife

u are not serious.at times a third and neutral helps the couple realise their mistakes

no_{,i dont think anyone is med there}



but are we in nairaland ok so?

happy to announce that i saw not just one b/daymates but twoooooooooo

Bunmize and toyinrayo


PROUDLY 21 FEB

i feel you,you could have been more correct.

another thing must that white foam always come out of their mouth to show they are dead(its always there no matter the cause-be it posion or bullet or even car accident!)

maybe you were rude or you were mocking her.maybe if you had told her only to her hearing and sincerely not wanting to belittle her or make her feel her cheap she would not gotten mad

Y r you telling us?

the earlier the beta?

who knows he just may tell his stylist to do his pets' hairs


it would be fun seeing him,his monkey and cheetah on dreads in the front of all those softsells paper

wat manner of advice am i yet to read in najia land!

does spicing ur marriage have to be about sex?

wat being best of friends?

I KNOW THIS TREE IN QUESTION.

HMMM,ITS VERY TALL.TALL O!

HMM,BUT IF I DESCRIBE IT OR TELL THE LOCATION,

THIS THREAD WILL CATCH FIRE AND UR PCS WILL GET OJEBAJUE VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ITS GOOD TO BE NOTTY AT TIMES

THE DOLLARS,NEW PERSON,FRENCH SPEAKING AND LETS JUST HELP HIM R NORMAL GIST THOSE DAYS IN BENIN,WITH TIME 1 WILL EXPECT THESE PEOPLE TP GET NEW IDEAS BUT TILL 2MORW DE STILL SAY THESE THINGS.PERSONALLY I THINK AN AVG NIGERIAN SHOULD KNOW BETA XCEPT DE R USING JUJU.THE BEST THING WATCH PEOPLE THAT APPROACH U FIRST.

AND PRAY B4 U LEAVE UR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I USED TO HAVE ' A DRAGULAR TOOTH',BUT ITS OFF NOW

I ACTUALLY LOVED IT !

WONDER Y I FINALLY REMOVED IT

in my office,weneva de c me laughing badly-de know i have gone to nairaland.
even this thread want to kill me wit laugh.there have ben many others-too many to metion.


please keep me laughing

i love eating junk and in between meals   (i get away with it)  

i love sleep but love movies more

find it hard to keep friends!

is there vacany among that particular militant?

SwtNsoFLyy:


If she thinks alot of you, that should be an honour. There's nothing wrong with meeting a girl friend's family, so go and enjoy yourself. You know its nothing more, but if it makes you feel so uncomfortable, that you would have to ask a quesiton about it,, let her know how u feel, NOthing better in the beginning of a new relationship, than establishing good communication from the get go,

love & light.

help me tell him ooooooo.i suspect its because you have no plan to be serious wit her.for i dont see anything wrong with meeting her mother-it could be like meeting her friends or she to meet your friends!

Backslider:

My brother CGift

I am not happy doing this but I have to do it.

If Swaying is your Modern day dance then please tell me what would i be bordered about?

It is because the spirit has left the Church that is why other activities have come in. We select an choose what we want from the OLD TESTAMENT.

@bigfred

DAVID DANCED NAKED WHERE? IS IT ELECTRIC DANCE?

ANYWAY I WILL BE BACK IN 20mins

electric dance?cool

when i read this mail,i did not laugh till i saw mopegirl's mail!

ThiefOfHearts:

Too soon to meet family yet wasnt too soon to sleep with her

Hmm. . .

no mind them,men! only God knows all the"sweet rubbish"he must have told her,now he is afraid to prove all he proclaimed!

hmm,

d dog de look 4 Girlfriend?

where is d shangy u people r advising?

hmm,i de see d rings o-i tire!

but na them know.

just prayer to God u r attending a really bible believing church

i believe u did d right thing in telling your boyfriend.

if he does not believe u,thats his problem and cross to carry because d same friend will try it again wit another girlfriend.

And de (BF n Best F) r not worth d it

i prefer lilian,caroline irriates me-too weak

hope second N_joy and N-joy r not d same ?

Na wa o

Elgaxton:

@Oyie

But she's ready to tear the rubber now be4 she dies so why u dey talk about life -achievers

Please lets give her so we can hear word again

udezij:

Is it a crime to collect information in this forum.You said i asked for schengen visa,yes i did ask and i am still interested in getting schengen visa which i can use to enter Europe Countries.What the hell is wrong with you,do i look like a 419 guy to you.

i think u sound like one o

at this rates-MAYBE their bones!

MAYBE oooooooooooooooooo