We (men) dress to impress. No, actually nearly everything that men in their youth tend to do, they do to impress the opposite sex. I don’t really care whether you run around naked or whatever, in protest. You and I know that even when we try to stand out among our peers, the ultimate target is the woman.

Now that we have that sorted out, how do you, as a man, know what the woman finds attractive? Who better to tell us how to impress the woman than the woman herself?

Well i think they get satisfaction in being seen that way, how do you think women will attract men when they are all covered in cloth, looking like the big black sheep?

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!

She said
'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!

I suggest don't call him about that matter and the email wasn't that really necessary if you are going to meet him very soon. When you finally talk about the matter don't hang on it you could be very nagging and guys dont like a nagging Girl i assure you. Always give him a benefit of doubt and understand him then you won't lose him unnecessarily.

ha ha ha, now this is the best post i have read so far. Wow, the guy was giving the skinny girl some proteins to fatten her. I wonder why the woman felt jealous since she never used the rod anyway.

Don't you think you are just being over sensitive? You know this could cost you a great boyfriend and future mate. There must be some circumstances that are stopping him from coming to see you, and knowing how you could react he doesnt even dare pick the phone, would prefer to take it on face to face and i believe he is feeling guilty. I say go slow on him, he is human and can make mistakes, don't condemn him for everything. But don't let him go too far with it, lol!

Hi I'm best friends with this amazing woman for about 5 years now. I've been deeply in love with her for a long time (with her knowing that, and not willing to be my girlfriend, saying she doesn't feel the same way as I do). Plus she wants to go out and date but hasn't found anybody yet. Anyways, I'm almost 100% sure that if she agrees to go on a date with me just once to try and that if she only gave me that one chance, I can make her fall in love with me.

One problem: How do I ask her out? Without creating tensions? We've had fights about our relationship before and everything gets well because we're too good friends. I just need to find a way for her to give me a shot at dating her once. I need to find an original, innocent, and unselfish way to ask her out for dinner for example. How do I do it?

Please, I'd love to get your ideas because I'm really out of them! Thanks in advance!

Launched the site http://AlphaSoftGroup.com which i launched on first august. Am finishing up with the design. I uploaded the first file i.e index page on 14th august 2009 and already 5 pages have been indexed by google. Any advice will be accepted. I tried to use <div> tags instead of tables and they work well for me, i use them for all the sites i design.

We won't beat about the bush with this one and try to come up with some background story.


Anna Kornikova, Simona Halep, Leryn Franco and Allison Stokke. Until these four women came around I have to admit I didn’t find female athletes particularly sexy but these incredible looking, beautiful, sexy female athletes changed my mind.

Your blog is very nice but i wonder when am going to reach the bottom, it is too long.

I already have text ads at the top and the bottom so i can comfortably remove the sponsored links without deviating from the money making goal. in comparison with nairaland, we use different software i.e i use MyBB and you use vBulletin, therefore my layout has to be horizontal.

I think i will take ur advice and wait to see wat to do since i have removed al possible clutter i can.

Removed the "sponsored links" side bar, reduced descriptions to single lines, put minor forums as sub - forums. So i wonder if still it is clutered. And what do you mean by alot of content precisely? Is it that there are alot of forums? Like how many forums wd i put to make it look better than now.

http://facebookallinone.com/

Just trimmed the website forum - http://facebookallinone.com/index.php . How is it now?

Thanx for the advice guys. Let me try to trim it and see if it will measure up.

MS has been on the field for so long and it will be hard to overthrow. MS will have improved by the time Google OS is free of bugs.






http://facebookllinone.com
facebook forum

This will be good for facebook since it is growing very large and will need money to maintain their servers and other costs.




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check out my new forum [ur=http://www.facebookallinone.coml]http://www.facebookallinone.com[/url] which is a facebook forum for all facebook users.

hey guys, i just set up a new facebook forum and i need your opinion so that i can make it more attractive and user friendly. I intend it to be a meeting place for all  users in facebook. Try joining and give me your opinion if u don't mind. All help is appreciated.


link is http://www.facebookallinone.com - please moderators, if you remove my link then i wonder what you expect the people to review. Consider this the next time you do your routine check on spammers.

But since both of them gain from this venture then i suppose politicians should take the initiative. Obama was helped a lot by the social networks and it is he who took the initiative.

www.fabay.com is an African Social Network that is aiming at covering the whole of Africa And make it easy to make friends and associations within Africa.

Well, let me tell you, there’s nothing easier about running a Social Networking site business compared to other online business. Social Networking sites is a different way of going about it. And that’s all. Here’s my top 10 myths about running a Social Networking site online business (and in answer to the missing Myth#11, NO, you CANNOT run a serious Social Networking online business with Google, Yahoo or Facebook groups - get a REAL social networking platform that allow you to make money and control your destiny).

MYTH#1 - It’s Easy and Fast, Anyone Can Build your New Social Networking Site

FACT - It’s not easy and fast, by any stretch of the imagination, and no, most of the people that claim that they can build you a Social Networking Site never have done one or their experience is very limited. It’s not the same building traditional websites with some community features such as forums than a complete social networking site.

Reality is, producing a Social Networking Platform is a long, slow, and an expensive working process. Thousands of code lines and skillful programmers are needed. So, follow this advice and go with rSitez or any other established white label social networking providers and avoid “I can do it all” web-developers.

Once you start building your new site in a good platform your work really starts. Your first attempt at creating your own Social Networking web site will be an abomination. You’ll look back at it in 12 months and shudder, but it’s normal, everyone go through the same.

You’ll feel utterly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of information you need to absorb. And the fact that six different “experts” each tell you six different things doesn’t help. (There are no “experts”, by the way, just a lot of people with a lot of opinions. Bottom line? Do what works. For you and your community members, specially for your community members)

The only way to learn is by trial and error. Some days you’ll feel like you’re on a roll, the next you’ll feel like you’re backsliding and FAST. No sooner do you manage a respectable number of new members enrolling, than your main advertiser disappear, and where the hell did that number 5 listing with Google go?

After spending an ENTIRE DAY writing what you believe is great content for your site, one member made an inappropriate comment on it and you get your inbox full of emails from furious users blaming you, your post, your site and everything under the sun, so after you take care of this post and create the appropriate email answer for your members…you suddenly realize that you’ve done absolutely nothing all day to promote your business and you still have to write the article for this week’s newsletter which has to go out tomorrow…. AAAARGHHHH!!!!!

Many, many people, give it up. It’s hard work and it could be frustrating. At the end of the day, a lot of people are just not prepared to do what it takes.

MYTH#2 - I Can Get Wealthy Overnight

FACT - The only way to get wealthy overnight in this world is to win the Lotto. Period. It will NOT happen on the Internet or in any other business. Not these days, anyway.

MYTH#3 - Once I Build My Social Networking Website I Can Relax And Let It Do the Work For Me

FACT - Hah. See Myth #4.

MYTH#4 - Once I Build My Social Networking Site The World Will Beat A Path To My Door

FACT - No. It won’t.

Merely creating a social networking site means that your web site is available for viewing by *those who know it exists*. Only problem is, you and your web host are the only ones who know.

You now need to submit your site to the search engines (no, they will not just find it automatically and no, your web site is not just automatically added to some great universal Index once it’s uploaded). Then you have to wait to find out whether it’s been indexed. And if by some miracle it has, where and for what keywords. And then fix it. If you don’t know about SEO and what it implies, it’s better to look for a SEO services than can save you time.

In the meantime, you have to drive traffic to your site via other means. The first step is inviting your first community members and be sure that they are good evangelists so they invite to their contacts and become active in the site. An active site is key for success and you can not just expect that it will happen by itself, you need to provoke activity with content, articles, contests, whatever fit your audience to engage them. If you get the right first members, they are going to help you tremendously and your workload is going to be reduced a lot, so be sure you interact with them and give them the value and recognition they deserve (and possibly expect). They will help you grow the site.

Finally, you’ll need to submit it to directories, negotiate reciprocal links with other complementary web sites, start publishing a weekly newsletter and start promoting that to start developing your own opt-in list, start writing articles or blog posts and submitting them wherever you can (including a link to your site in the resource box at the end is good free advertising) and, shudder, advertising.

MYTH#5 - I Don’t Have To Spend Money To Market My Business

FACT - Yes, you do.

You wouldn’t expect to be able to market an offline business without financial outlay. Well, guess what? It’s just the same in your online business.

In this case, the good news is that there are a lot of free options to market your site online but you will need to measure the success of these activities, maybe paid advertising help you to accelerate your start so consider all options. In addition, a great thing is that Social Networking sites can go viral, but it doesn’t happen magically. This only happen with great content for your audience so be sure your site is active and you have the content is appropiate for your community. See Myth #4.

Oh, and by the way, when you’re re-reading Myth #4, keep in mind that unless you are running a private social networking site in which people need to pay for joining the site, you haven’t make a dime yet.

MYTH#6 - I Can Put the Whole Thing On Autopilot And Make Money While I Sleep (Or Vacation)

FACT - True. To a point.

By automating as many of your tasks as possible you necessarily free up time to do other things. You COULD use that time to sleep or vacation and you make money while you’re sleeping or vacationing. THIS time. But you must sow before you can reap and if you’re not continually planting and growing your business, the time will come in the not too distant future when you have nothing left to harvest. You’ll wake up one morning and find that, far from filling your inbox with advertisers requests, your business has
bitten the dust.

So, instead of taking that freed up time and spending it sleeping or vacationing, spend it working your business. In other words, you’ll get out of your business precisely what you put into it. Just like anything else in this world. Funny about that.

The good part about Social Networking business is that you can do it from home or anywhere in the world and at any time so vacationing or setting up your own timing is possible.

MYTH#7 - I Don’t Have To Deal With People, I Can Do Everything Via Email

FACT - Email is what you use to handle routine administrative issues and a tool to deal with your community members. However, with Advertisers-other Partners or with your Software provider if you run into something complex, you get on the phone and actually TALK to these people. This kind of business is not an iron curtain that protects you from having to have real life conversations and relationships with people.

MYTH#8 - I Will Be Able to Fire My Boss And Work Where I Want, When I Want … In Six Months Or Less

FACT - Don’t give up your day job just yet. The goal is clear, the tools are ready, so work in your social site and get results first.

MYTH#9 - When I’m Working For Myself From Home In My Social Networking Site I Will Be Able To Spend As Much Time With My Children As I Want

FACT - If you start a Social Networking site about your passions or expertise the task is easier but when you’re running a business you’re running a business. It’s not anymore a pleasant little hobby that you fit in between the stuff of your REAL life. This can be done but if you treat your new site as a hobby be realistic about the results. If you’re looking into Social Networking to make money and you’re not going to run your business as a business, forggeddabouddit.

MYTH#10 - Social Networking Is The Next Internet Magic Wand

FACT - See Myths#1 through #9.

www.FaBay.com - The African Social Network

Anyone who has had a nagging mother, an excessively effusive friend, or a smothering steady knows: advice really follows the rules of classical economics – the more that you receive, the less value that it has. Nonetheless, when relationships go foul, people almost instantly do everything but look into their own souls to figure out what the solution is to their problems. You can get advice on dating from almost anywhere. You probably have friends in your life who thinks they specialize in love and romance, sort of self-styled Casanovas who will be more than delighted to volunteer their advice on dating. Besides that, there are internet columns, magazine columns, radio shows, and television programs which emit tens of millions of words and make tens of millions of dollars giving relationship advice to strangers with no reason to trust them but desperation.


The fact is, if you need advice on dating, you had better have a trustworthy and down to earth friend to get it from. There is just no alternative to this. How can you weed through all of the sludge, all of the worthless advice on dating, to find the few nuggets of gold. And even if you do find them, what are the chances that they will apply to you if they were written for a stranger in the first place? But, if you do insist on getting advice on dating, be sure to follow some common sense. Do not trust the mainstream columns. They are popular because of their entertainment, not because of the value of their advice. If they offered the kind of nuanced advice on relationships that is really valuable, they would not have the sensationalist feel that really sells.

Good relationship advice does not come from mass media entertainers, but from qualified professionals. If you are looking for advice on dating, for God's sake, go to a qualified professional. A Psychologist, Psychiatrist, or Social Worker is trained to help people to sort out all of the aspects of their life, from childhood to grave. They are the only people who are trained to give you advice on dating that is really worth anything. However, just having a degree and some training does not guarantee that you can give dating advice that is worth anything. Above all, like everything else in this life, it comes down to simply learning to trust yourself and your own instincts.


When looking for dating advice, you have many places to turn. The problem with getting dating advice is that you never know if you are getting good advice. Your mom may actually have some good tips for you, but is she offering helpful advice, or is she trying to get you hooked up fast because she wants grandchildren? To be fair, most people won’t turn to their mothers for dating advice. They often turn to friends who have been successful in finding happiness. This isn’t always a good idea, however, because what works for your friends may not always work for you.

Many have turned to online dating in hopes of meeting someone special. This type of dating had a bad reputation in the past, but has become more legitimate and socially acceptable. It used to be that online dating guaranteed you met up with your worst nightmare. Today, there are many attractive and sane people using online dating to meet their mates. Many of these online dating sites now also offer dating advice. If you choose a good site to sign up with, you can be assured the dating advice they offer will be top notch. You should take the advice with a grain of salt, and use what makes sense for you and your lifestyle.

Besides online dating sites, there are many other places on the Internet where you can find good dating advice. There are websites devoted to helping you find love, and many of these offer great dating advice. A search online will bring up tons of this type of site. Also remember that dating advice is not one size fits all. If you live in an urban area, advice meant to help you find love at the grocery store might not work for you, but then again, it might. You have to take the dating advice you find and suit it to your life, and you may find you don’t need help anymore. It may start to come naturally to you.

If you are newly divorced and looking for dating advice, you will want to look for sites dedicated to helping you catch up on the changes in dating since you were last on the market. If you have friends who have divorced and have successfully reentered the dating scene, they may be the very best source of dating advice for you. Whether you choose online dating sites for advice, or if you turn to family and friends, remember that the very best dating advice is to always be yourself. Have fun, be open, and you may very soon find people are turning to you for dating advice.

www.fabay.com - The African Social Network