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419ralander don show |
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Poor guy, he must av gone thru alot. U can bet he aint coming 2 d pitch talkless play ball. Good riddance 2 pussy-footing non profit adventure. Sh*t! Gotta scoot. |
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U guys beter b serious o. Dis is no laughing matter o. Otherwise, considering d way he sounded, u guys might just b staring @ another suicide story in d making. Good luck bro. |
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Yeah, I know, u av 4goten 2 tell us about ur contrib 2 d growth of edo state other than critisizing d govt. Pls note dat so far dis is d most open & committed governing we've had ever. Open to ur sugestions 4 moving d state forward, not yapping. Enough mumu. Who's with me? |
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Hi Amy84, How about u drop me a line. Or maybe txt msg on 08091325855. Mail on ploduwaii@yahoo.de |
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I say balls, Heat d iron why its still hot. D more u look, d less u see. |
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Wa doh ivbiedo mwan ni imose. Erie gha ma, ugha vbe gha ma nu wa, ise! Sam, 4rm edo cemtral, currently based in Abj, born sometime ago. Been about some, but looking 2 pitch my tent now. With caution tho. Hey! U interested? Why dont u holla. 08022960319, 07037821279 or ploduwaii@yahoo.de Peace 4 y'all |
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Mad arabs & morons. Brrrrrup! |
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U got me there bro, be right there wit u. |
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Hlo there, Rock! I'll realy llike 2 talk more about this. Pls b in touch. =ploduwaii@yahoo.de. Bless |
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Dinner is served ur ladyship, |
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Dem full there na. Abi u dey find new mumu? |
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I totaly agree wit yodiyokun, be hapy & dont u give credit 2 d devil now. As a chr or born again dat u claim u ar, let d world of God be ur guide. Do not yield 2 d yarnings of d flesh deary. Hey! Check out dis; Isaiah 54. |
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BB girls quit playing hard 2 get. Here is a train load of fun 2 catch. Holla 07037821279, 08022960319. Email: ploduwaii@yahoo.de |
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Tell u one thing tho, my kinda guy would do such & such cos dem sluts are dumpable & dem sweet gals are not cos they are revered & respected & not 2 b worn out. |
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These here guys aint ready 2 play rite. Hey! Wat say u hop on d avail plane 2 Abj. U can look me up on 08037821279 or mail box: ploduwaii@yahoo.de |
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Perhaps there is some in Abj rich enough 4 d king. Bring it on girlfriend. Mail box: ploduwaii@yahoo.de |
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Hlo sis, you definately dont wanna mess with dat. Pls look up isaiah 55. U can never b alone when u truely have Jesus. I am praying wit you. |
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Thing is most men dont know wat they r missing. Dis happen 2 b the best part of d gig. Chek out d aroma dat comes 4rm d somewhere, heavenly. |
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Just got myself hooked up on a job in Abj. Would like 2 meet some fun loving gurl/lady in and around here 4 "anything is possible" also 4 secret escapade. These should be tall and busty. My email addr is (ploduwaii@yahoo.de) only serious gurls pls |
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[color=#990000][/color]"In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (Poo) We are trying to give our employees more Poo than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of Poo on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the Poo list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who dont take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.Poo). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. Poo seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.Poo). Since our supervisors took Poo before they were promoted, they dont have to do Poo anymore, and are all full of Poo already. If you are full of Poo, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.Poo). For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.Poo). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. Poo If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.Poo). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.Poo) P.S. Now send this Poo to a few people who need Poo in their life, just not the same person who sent you this Poo They have already had their fill of Poo Thank you for your time. Sincerely, The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.(The D.U.M.B.Poo)." |
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[b][/b]Psalm 132:14 This is my rest for ever: here will I dwell; for I have desired it. The climb was steep and treacherous, and there were no level places to stop. The sun was beating down, and the two climbers were exhausted. Both were beginning to question the wisdom of the climb. Just as they began to despair of ever making it alive, a ledge jutted into the cliff, and both climbers pulled themselves up onto it. There, in the cool shade cast by the rock, the climbers were renewed and strengthened, enabled to finish their ascent. The Lord provides us with a place to rest in this climb of ours through life. He welcomes us, shades us, protects us, and enables us to go forth strengthened and renewed. We are never far from this rest. All we need do is turn to the Lord, and He will grant us respite. |
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I say she sure has been pretty busy. better luck next time tho ![]() |
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She'll soon wear out disgracing all their family. mumu ![]() Oh Boy you too dey with this one oooooooo |
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at least someone got the real sense of humour we are talking about. More bro, i like it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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If you guys think this is a joke, I am not never gonna trust you with my wife ever, when i eventually find one that is. What a bunch you are ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Check this out guys, I just got it from a pal Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been h*ll. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving awa y to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband - Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. A fter all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As h*ll and Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem. |
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Mrpataki, i think you deserved to be honored. And you are honoured. Backslider Sir, come out of the dark, it's already light, out hereoooooooooo. Emula, Find out the origin of the word and work at the meaning some, maybe you need a brain surgery ![]() ![]() |
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[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]I don't get it, what work are we surposed to be doin, me and you? this joke sucks. The more than 1mil in govt workforce doin what kinda work. Bubbles!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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