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Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 9:18am On Jan 10, 2015 |
fairheven:Better things like tend to his cow? if he can not remember his phone number than he is senile. That's probably why tinubu is backing him 2 Likes |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by 100Cents: 9:19am On Jan 10, 2015 |
hyfr: With this speech, I rate Jonathan a Professor of rhetoriscs. Imo. It's a long long time, I witnessed this kind of washing... Chai. That was classic.. |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by ajealadick(m): 9:19am On Jan 10, 2015 |
[quote author=manuelzz post=29655990]I agree with Mr President. A man(Buhari) that referred to Ogbonnaya Onu as Ex-minister at Abakaliki yesterday,during his campaign....and the other day we saw him using a tablet upside down. Smh "Aside the fact that Buhari is too old to lead a complex country like Nigeria,the age of his ideas is also a great cause of concern to the masses".................Sule Lamido 2014[/quote Mr technology, have you heard of auto rotation on android devices including tablets and phones? I sometimes prefer my device upside down. |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by boma95(f): 9:20am On Jan 10, 2015 |
this man should jus take a chill pill biko so the only thing he can think of is dht "buhari cannot remember his phone number"...i knw hz clueless bt nt to ds extent....hz a phd holder na we gave hm seven long years to rule us his talkn abt the thieving women in hz cabinet stella oduah nd co. mr president do us one good nd stabilise oil price before u go back to otueke btw why does he lay so much emphasis on GMB's jail threat to corrupt pple |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Frankiss44(m): 9:21am On Jan 10, 2015 |
walecom4u: Keep dreaming.... Maybe you people think this ab0ki is coming back as a military dictator this time around. There is something called rule of law now unlike then when we were ruled by Buhari's constitution. And we all know he can't even smell Aso Rock 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 10, 2015 |
muib:more like looking at the tablet with a puzzled demure |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by hyfr(m): 9:23am On Jan 10, 2015 |
100Cents:extremely classic |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Usman212s: 9:23am On Jan 10, 2015 |
2015 Campaign Massages APC- We will ensure stable power supply PDP- Where is Mrs Buhari? APC- We are going to fight corruption PDP -APC plotted to hack INEC computers APC - We are going to fight terrorism. PDP-Some senior citizens are motor park touts APC- We are going to invest in agriculture PDP -. S’South can collapse economy ifJonathan loses APC .-We are going to upgrade the standardof Education PDP -I’ll expose failures of ex-heads of state. GMB is d best pls vote 4 a better change. 6 Likes |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by thewarrior72: 9:24am On Jan 10, 2015 |
spenca:If u can remember yours, I'm sorry, your own case is worst & probably suffering from down syndrome, infact you're autistic 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by 100Cents: 9:25am On Jan 10, 2015 |
reezee: Based on trumped up charges ? So Alex Ekwueme and Jim Nwobodo deserved to be in jail because Buhari jailed them for 201 years ? Some of una way be Nigerian youth dey reason through anus ? I will never like to hear that any former general is ruling this country. Some of these men don't act better than cows .. okay, obasanjo fought corruption using EFCC. Who were his victims ? Only his enemies.. Obj was in prison via Abacha, was he supposed to be there ? Then he comes out to continue the animal farm charade of throwing perceived enemies into prison using political might.smh.. Kids everywhere.. Maturity is not an element of age. I heard when Buhari was attacked, GEJ condoled with him and offered him government security personally. Up to 30 men to ensure his safety. At least GEJ govt is not a govt of political assassination and jailing of personal enemies.. like OB... 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by nwaanambra1(m): 9:28am On Jan 10, 2015 |
maxdozie: am not into insults but for this your comment i have to be excused! [size=28pt]YOU ARE AN OUT-AND-OUT M0R0N! NO WONDER YOU SUPPORT GEJ! [/size] [size=18pt]i have noticed that supporters of GEJ are either morally bankrupt, criminally minded or are an outright m0r0ns that doesn't really know whats going on in Nigeria now - economically, socially, politically, security-wise and otherwise! [/size] 2 Likes |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by chuksonu(m): 9:28am On Jan 10, 2015 |
A MUST READ FOR EVERY TRUE NIGERIAN. Let's open our eyes and be wise... THE APC GUBERNATORIAL FLAG - BEARERS: 1. SOKOTO - Aminu Waziri Tambuwal (former PDP) 2. KEBBI - Abubakar Atiku Bagudu (former PDP) 3. KATSINA - Aminu Bello Masari(former PDP) 4. KANO - Umar Abdullahi Ganduje (former PDP) 5. KADUNA - Malam Nasir El-rufa'i(forme r PDP) 6. JIGAWA - Alh. Abubakar Badaru(former PDP) 7. BAUCHI - Barr. Muhammad Abubakar (former PDP) 8. GOMBE - Alh. Inuwa Yahya (former PDP) 9. NIGER - Abubakar Bello Sani (former PDP) 10. ADAMAWA - Umar JibrillaBindow (former PDP) 11. PLATEAU - Mr Simon Lalong(former PDP) 12. BENUE - Dr Samuel Ortom(former PDP) 13. TARABA - Aisha Jummai Alhassan (former PDP) 14. RIVERS - Dakuku Perterside(form er PDP) 15. IMO - Rochas Okorocha (former PDP) 16. ENUGU - Okey Ezea (former PDP) 17. ABIA - Dr Nyerere Anyim (former PDP) 18. EBONYI - Dr Steve Egbo (former PDP) NOTE ALSO THAT more than 60% of the State &National Assembly Candidates are also all former PDP members! Let me not also forget to state that AUDU OGBE, APC's chieftain was a former Chairman of PDP (2001-2005). Do I also need to mention Atiku Abubakar? Or Rotimi Ameachi who was a PDP Speaker of Rivers state Assembly for 8 Years then Governor for 7 years? The list goes on and on. If PDP wasted and stole our time and resources for the past 16 years, my dearest citizens, the names listed above and many more are part of these bunch of criminals who stole and wasted these our resources. They were and are part of the people who lied and lie to us. My people, YES! We want change, but if I am a thief in Agbada, would wearing a Nnyika make me not to be a thief? Would I stop being a thief because I changed gang? Some of us will always argue that the states controlled by these thieves are better than the others, but let me ask: Did Ameachi do all he did for Rivers in the past 1 year that he became a member of the APC? Was it last year that APC was formed that the transformations in KANO took place or began? Was it APC's Government that did the stuffs in IMO? Dearest Citizens, for 16 years we have been under the PDP's Umbrella. Yes, but which person in this APC has not been in the corridor or close to the corridor of power in these past 16 years? We revolved & continue to revolve around the same group of people since Independence yet we seem to be comfortable with it. If they're saints as they claim, we wouldnt be where we are today. Do I need to start mentioning their names and portfolios? If I cant mention all, at least I know for a fact that as far back as 1982, Audu Ogbe was not only a speaker of his state assembly, he also was a Minister in Nigeria. Infact, he held two ministerial positions. I also know without doubt that Gen Buhari apart from being a PTF Chairman, rose to become the Head of State as far as 1983. Very recently, Atiku Abubakar was an 8 years Vice President. I cant believe that at 72 someone who was Head of State at 41 wants to be president again. I cant also come to term with myself whenever I read that Gen Yakubu Gowon was about 23 years old when he became Nigeria’s Head of State. How many 33 years old can be ward councilors today? My dearest citizens of the Republic, do we continue rotating our leaders and expect to move forward? Do we expect to be in 2015 and have someone who ruled us decades ago rule us? As a child, I heard of Shehu Musa Yar'dua. As a young man, I had Umaru Musa Yar'dua rule me as president. When do I see a 31 years old be governors or senator or even ministers? Dearests, Gen Martin Luther Agwai, the former Chief of Army Staff is now the Chairman of SURE-P. David Mark, former governor of 2 different states is today our Senate President. Tomorrow, if PDP no longer favours him, he will join forces with APC or which ever party there is. We are where we are today because our fathers failed in their responsibilities to plan for us. Are we going to let our children suffer what we suffer by allowing these people rotate offices among themselves? Whether we like it or not, Buhari as a former president receives a Pension of 22.7 million. Whether you like it or not, when Jonathan completes his tenure, he will also receive his millions as pension and the cycle will continue. One thing is sure, if Jonathan retains his presidency next year, he will not employ me in his government. One thing is also sure, if Buhari wins, he will not employ you in his government. Who will they then employ? Of course, they will employ the same old crooks to help them out. This is not Change, APC is not change. When we see change, we go know! God Bless Nigeria. Umu nne m! APC is never the change we need now. Please let's be very careful. Happy weekend all! {copied}. · |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by 100Cents: 9:29am On Jan 10, 2015 |
dunkem21: Better said a man who joined Twitter in 2014 as a septuagenarian cannot rule us. He uses palm top upside down.. 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by arsetalks(m): 9:31am On Jan 10, 2015 |
Honestly, when people say GEJ my brain interpreted it as jerk and he is proving me right. |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by todayguest(m): 9:31am On Jan 10, 2015 |
SW politicians are very clever. They know, if Buhari wins, he will be the head. However, Osinbanjo will in charge like Idiagbon. SW me hail oh. |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by seunlayi(m): 9:31am On Jan 10, 2015 |
100Cents:you don finish GMB 1 Like |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Emmahunk(m): 9:33am On Jan 10, 2015 |
[quote author=Ozedy post=29655091][/quote] I was getting worried in the past but now I weep for my Country. How low can we decend just to paint our opponents dirty! All over the world, politicians try convincing the electorates with clear cut and meaningful manifesto NOT running themselves down. For a sitting president, there are some comments that are not supposed to be made by him. The other day, it was calling some elder statesmen ' motor park touts'. A one time governor of Anambra State once called retirees 'dead woods', till date, he is yet to recover from the outcome. What Nigerians need now is the assurance that next four years will produce miracles which could not be done in six years and on the other hand an assurance that there is no hidden plan to Islamise the whole Nation. It's high time we faced realities and stop chasing shadows |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by stexsy(m): 9:35am On Jan 10, 2015 |
Beesluv:are u for real? So he shud nt knw his phone number. Am now convinced u dont knw urs |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by thewarrior72: 9:37am On Jan 10, 2015 |
"He recalled that Buhari jailed some prominent Igbo politicians while in office as head of state, including former Vice-President Alex Ekwueme and former governor of old Anambra State, Chief Jim Nwobodo" ^^^^^^ I love this particular potion, let every deluded & misguided igbo supporting this medieval evil buhari knew what he did to the igbo political leaders then, he jail them 170&230 years while shagari was on house arrest......we can't forget so quick |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by stexsy(m): 9:38am On Jan 10, 2015 |
omenka:when APC insults the presidency u wont advice them to stop, wen they use GEJs name to campaign u dont talk. Now that GEJ is defending himsef u ve d mouth to talk n hands to type shit. Kip it up |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by femliany(m): 9:39am On Jan 10, 2015 |
So Otuoke you want him to lecture us on how we will revive the economy right?so thet you can his ideas abi? |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by kolado(m): 9:39am On Jan 10, 2015 |
Boko haram has captured 25LGA out 27 in borno yet GEJ is telling us Buhari doesn't know his phone number. How does that affect Boko haram insurgency.Boko haram has captured 25LGA out 27 in borno yet GEJ is telling us Buhari doesn't know his phone number. How does that affect Boko haram insurgency.Boko haram has captured 25LGA out 27 in borno yet GEJ is telling us Buhari doesn't know his phone number. How does that affect Boko haram insurgency. |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by debedebe(m): 9:41am On Jan 10, 2015 |
Good morning beautiful people... It's 5 weeks to presidential elections. If you're voting remember these factors:1. The Chibok Girls. 2. NNPC Scam. 3. Police pension fund. 4. Missing 20Billion. 5. $9million Arms deal. 6. Bomb Blasts. 7. Immigration job scam. 8. Petroleum pump price. 9. Devaluation of Naira. 10. Oil theft. 11. Power outage. 12. Selling of Nepa. 13. Selling of Refineries. 14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills. 15. ASUU & poly Strike. 16. Doctors Strike. 17. National Assembly tragedy. 18. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam 20. Kerosene subsidy--------------They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola; They didn't raise 21Billion to support Education; They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals; They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram; They Didn't raise 21Billion for flood Victims; They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease; They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE, CORRUPTION AND BAD GOVERNANCE. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!! TO WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN MUCH IS EXPECTED!!! |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by jeje123(m): 9:42am On Jan 10, 2015 |
menesheh:Jonathan is a vibrant liar he claim dat GMB sent nwobodo to 201yrs imprison! How old was d man b4 and after d jail term if i may ask? |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by fxskye: 9:42am On Jan 10, 2015 |
kyrbabe: Mr Jonathan is getting it wrong big time. Not surprise since there is no achievement to campaign with in last six yrs. Then he resulted to this kind of campaigns. |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Boriqua(m): 9:43am On Jan 10, 2015 |
sodiqrasaq: Dont forget to remember these... 1. Who violently overthrew our peace loving civilian president.(Shagari) in 1983 coup,there-by distroying our democracy. 2. Who cold bloodedly butchered our future leaders serving the country (corp members) in 2011. 3. Who has posed as a treat to our democracy since 2011 till date by promising publicly to make Nigeria un-governable thereby raising those rascals Boko haram. 4. Vote for those that understand and supports democracy. and s |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Lucky77: 9:45am On Jan 10, 2015 |
Evertime this JONA opens mouth during campaign, he ends up giving reasons why he should be voted out. He has come this far JUST by LUCK, and sorry to say this, this is how far LUCK can take him. You can't be taller than you chi. 2 Likes |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by nwaanambra1(m): 9:48am On Jan 10, 2015 |
stexsy: I DONT KNOW MY NUMBERS! AND THE LAST TIME I CHECKED IT'S NOT A CRIME! if i need to give you any of my number i scroll thru my phone book and extract it and give you! give me reasons why its a must that i know my number! A busy successful executive doesn't need to know his number - others will keep tab of his number cause they are the ones calling on him to help solve their problems! very stvpid and m0r0nic man! |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Sunnyade01(m): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2015 |
I am in my 20s & sometimes I don't remember my phone number as well. During GMB military gvt. Nigeria has four functioning refineries producing 100,000 barrels of refined products daily. |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by maxdozie(m): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2015 |
nwaanambra1: Hurray!!!! Everyone please Clap for Him!!! WHAT A STUPID COMMENT... COMING FROM A FOOL... Like i would always say... Am sure ur above 18. U got Yah voters Card... Vote For Buhari why i votr for GEJ.. as Simple as That |
Re: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Lanrefreshkid: 9:54am On Jan 10, 2015 |
I hate to read this so called Mr president's speach. His level of inteligency deteriorates by the day and honestly he has lost it, he has little or nothing to offer. even If i cant vote Buhari i would rather vote for the woman than vote for this clueless man. All i can see in speach is fear and anger. I cant just imagine this man to be our president for another 4years. I pity naija I cant wait to vote him out come feb. |
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