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Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 2:44pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
Little boy kills a butterfly, dad says no butter 4 2weeks! Boy kills honeybee dad says no honey for 2 weeks! mum kills a cockroach, boy turns 2 dad & says u going 2 tell her or shall I?**** 3 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 2:53pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
An Arab was interviewed at a US Embassy. CONSUL: Ur name, please? ARAB: Abdul Aziz. CONSUL: Sex? ARAB: 6 times a week. CONSUL: I mean, male or female? ARAB: Both male n female. Sometimes even camel. CONSUL: Holy cow! ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too. CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile? ARAB: Horsestyle, dogstyle, any style! CONSUL: Oh dear! ARAB: No deer,They run too fast, laaf it out 7 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 3:00pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM, ?? 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7. Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14. Check makeup 15. Start the car 16. Then Stop the car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake. . 25. Drive on, !!, wud be back soon 5 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by labaks(f): 4:19pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
stalest!!!!!! ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 6:37pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
@labaks haters are wekcome |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Ajibel(m): 2:25am On Nov 03, 2011 |
Yawns @op |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 1:13pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
A Man, who is tired of town gals,went to his village to pick a wife. He got a real village girl, payed her dowry brought her to town. When he wanted to make love to her,he found out that her public hair was too much and he told her to shave. The girl replied, "Oga I no fit shave o, na this hair make all the boys for my village dey call me Afro babe"¤¤¤ ![]() ![]() |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Nobody: 10:01pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
nice but the afrobabe is copy and paste |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:34pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
PretiEbony:thnx, but i heard dis 1 frm sum1, |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 12:37pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
afternoon peeps, laaaaaaaaaaaf it out!!! An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God moved by his prayers,told him 2 make only 1 wish which will b granted! The Igbo man prayed thus: God,I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my children's hands in our new mansion! Then God said, Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Igbo people 4 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by cordj2: 6:47pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
nice jokes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
the guy is smart |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:43pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
For Adults- (Kids Don't Read) ;p Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said: Give Me a Condom, I'm Going to My Gfs house for Dinner.Actually Give Me 2 More. Her Sis is aBomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ♥ ;p During Dinner, Girl's Father Came to Home, Boy Lowers his Head Immediately&Start Praying, Girl: I Never Knew You are So Religious ;p Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a CHEMIST! ;@ ; shout out to all d muslim bro out dere.nd laff it out!!!! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Omodaddy2: 8:50pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
love dis |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 9:06pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
thnx bro |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Ajibel(m): 9:08pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Saking mi herd. . . . .smh |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 9:43pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house." The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband." The man is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone "What do I do with the bodies?" The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool." A long pause and the man says, "Is this 08068321488 6 Likes |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:24pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
A baby was born at the st anns hospital laughing like crazy, the doctors noticed the baby was holding something in his tiny hands, he carefully pulled it's little fingers apart and found an abortion pill, the baby looked up at his mother and said ''am alive bitch''Lol, laaaf it ooout!!!! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by ikechukz(m): 8:52pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
u try.na d second one make sense pass |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 10:25pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
ikechukz:Osheeeee!d koko b say smile dey ur face |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by ARareGem(f): 10:37pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Chuckles at some good jokes. |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 11:15pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
@rare gem keep chuckling,its good 4 d (earth) health 3 rat in 9ja were arguing abt who had more swag n effizy; 1st rat; I chop food wit rat poison, I no die 2nd rat: I dance awilo on top mouse trap, nothing do me. 3rd rat: make una bone dat tin!!! See dat cat wey dey go so na me give am belle!(See swagger.laaf it out! nyc nyt peeps,dont sleep angry. 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Judek2(m): 12:33am On Nov 08, 2011 |
Hahaha Kangaroo, my teeth don dey fall off o. ![]() |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Nobody: 12:38am On Nov 08, 2011 |
@ judek i been talk am say you get problem with your teeth, see other people dey laff but their teeth no fall off but you your teeth dey commot one by one. ![]() ![]() kingron u try well well |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:55am On Nov 08, 2011 |
Judek2:eeeya sorry for the teeth loss oo, hope money dey to buy cereals. PretiEbony:OSHEEE! |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:58am On Nov 08, 2011 |
soldier: I will rape all of u!Girls (crying): Rape us but pls leave our grandma out of it! Grandma (shouting): Leave who out?:/ , War is war/ ![]() consequences! morning nairaland |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 8:59am On Nov 08, 2011 |
soldier: I will rape all of u!Girls (crying): Rape us but pls leave our grandma out of it! Grandma (shouting): Leave who out?:/ , War is war/ ![]() consequences! laaaf it ooooout! morning peeps |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Riskymallam: 9:51am On Nov 08, 2011 |
Badt man, nice collection you've got here. #Gboom ![]() |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 10:04pm On Nov 08, 2011 |
7months old twin babies in the womb saw a penis coming towards them. The 1st baby said see daddy is coming inside to say hello. The 2nd baby said, fool! Its uncle. Daddy never comes in with raincoat! 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by Nobody: 10:13pm On Nov 08, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 3:14pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
A guy in hurry uses ladies toilet in a posh hotel.He sits down & notices4 buttons- WW,WA,PP & APR. Curious,he presses WW & his ass is gently sprayed with warm water,den WA & a blast of Warm Air dries him. PP & a Powder Puff leaves him smelling fresh. Feeling pampered,he presses APR. Later,he wakes up in hospital. A nurse smiled & said,"APR meantAutomatic Pad Remover.Ur cock & balls r in dis jar in case u want to it.laaaf it out, in this hot afternoon 1 Like |
Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by kingron: 11:17am On Nov 10, 2011 |
updates coming soon, |
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