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Properties / Re: Help: Crazy Nepa Bill In My New Apartment In Ibadan by ReLaTE(m): 6:04pm On Mar 30, 2018
I think you should be paying the 2k since you are using the supply. 2k is not much and i think it's moderate bcus some area are paying 8k-12k monthly on estimated bill and you are complaining of 2k.
If you don't need their supply and you think using generator is more cheaper for you pending when your meter arrives,then write and be disconnected.
Romance / Re: Man Caught His Fiancee In Bed With His Best Man 3 Weeks To Wedding by ReLaTE(m): 5:42am On Jan 29, 2018
luminouz:
What's so hard in cancelling d sham wedding?
This nigga is acting like a PUSSY abeg!!!
Wondering how people invited would react n all dat BS!!!
Anyways d story sounds fake as p in psychology!!!
correct,I have been hearing this sort of stories since I was born. The same line of story,travel,came back unannounced,met them on my bed. Story from nollywood.
Politics / Re: Michael Jonathan Asemota And Abike Dabiri Meet After He Returned N150m In Qatar by ReLaTE(m): 10:14pm On Jan 17, 2018
He didn't returned it out of honesty rather for fear of unknown.There is no way he could've escaped bn caught.
Science/Technology / Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by ReLaTE(m): 10:29pm On Jan 16, 2018
FTBOY:
there's no way a chicken can kill a snake that big. if you say it was a hawk or a kite i'd understand. but not a mere chicken...a local one at that.

anyway, the effort spent in protecting her chicks paid off. i can see them peeping from their dead mom's wings. how i wish buhari is half as smart as this animal.
Local chicken are stronger than those white agric ones if u don't know. May be u haven't seen where a small local chicken is chasing a grown white agric one.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 14th January 2018 by ReLaTE(m): 10:08am On Jan 14, 2018
Bournemouth have been rubbish against the top teams, but luckily they don't have to play any top team today.
Draw is the best result for the gunners

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Health / Re: 'Dead' Prisoner Starts To Snore As His Family Visits Him In The Morgue by ReLaTE(m): 8:51am On Jan 10, 2018
Thousands might have have been buried alive in Nigeria here due to mistakes like this.
I know a close family with a similar issue but his own is accident but thank God he's alive and healthy doing well now.

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Health / 'Dead' Prisoner Starts To Snore As His Family Visits Him In The Morgue by ReLaTE(m): 6:33am On Jan 10, 2018
Spanish authorities have launched an investigation into the 50-year-old convict's apparent resurrection just a few hours after his death certificate was signed on Saturday (6 January).
Spanish media report that guards found Jimenez unresponsive in his cell during a morning roll call in the maximum security wing of the Austurias prison in north-west Spain.
Two doctors arrived at the scene and could not find any sign of life so declared him dead and ordered the body to be removed to a morgue.
Funeral staff transported Jimenez's body to the Legal Medicine Institute of La Corredoria and laid him out on an autopsy table in a body bag. A third doctor confirmed the death.
The "deceased" man's family were told the news and made their way to the morgue to pay their last respects.
Pathologists were about to get to work on his corpse when they were interrupted by snoring sounds from inside the body bag.
Stunned medics rushed Jimenez to hospital where he is reported to be making a full recovery under the supervision of the Civil Guard.
The authorities and Jiminez's family are trying to get to the bottom of what happened.
Sources close to the investigation have told local newspapers that the current hypothesis is that Jimenez was in a cataleptic state.
Catalepsy is a nervous condition characterised by extreme rigidity in the body, unresponsiveness to external stimuli and very slow breathing.
His family are greatly relieved they have not lost their loved one but also furious at the misinformation which sent them into a panic. They are considering legal action, according to reports.
https://amp.ibtimes.co.uk/dead-prisoner-starts-snore-his-family-visits-him-morgue-1654214

Travel / Re: Trailer Crushes Man's Car On Enugu-Onitsha Road. He Survives (Photos) by ReLaTE(m): 9:34pm On Jan 08, 2018
I never see this kind before,what a great miracle.

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ReLaTE(m): 10:55am On Jan 07, 2018
Pls i have abt 1.5m in fix account wt low interest for d past 2yrs now, how do I invest in this TB and when is the next auction. I bank wt Access.
Sports / Re: Single Games by ReLaTE(m): 5:52pm On Jan 05, 2018
SShadow:
English F.A Cup
Liverpool vs Everton
Anyone playing this game will have to be careful. Liverpool will likely be without M. Salah and Coutinho and its also a derby. The selection for this match might be during the match(In Play).
You are quite right with Liverpool game, Salah,Coutinho and Mane out, though Mane is doubtful. I played Liverpool to win 2 days ago but after seeing the missing players i then rebet with Everton win or draw.
I stake huge sum for 2 games only, Liverpool & Utd.,but hv to combined accumulators wt Everton X2 to make up in case of any slip up by Liverpool.

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Sports / Re: Morata Trends On Twitter by ReLaTE(m): 10:04pm On Jan 04, 2018
Morata's boot is on his head...no need blaming him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 3rd January 2018 by ReLaTE(m): 10:54pm On Jan 03, 2018
cry saw this prediction but never look it twice.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 3rd January 2018 by ReLaTE(m): 10:44pm On Jan 03, 2018
I saw this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 11:03pm On Jan 01, 2018
PietroRico:
abegee
The team and Pogba have enough of this kind of motivation from rival fans and agenda driven British journos.

He doesn't need any extra, coming from someone that is supposed to be one of our own.
Criticize constructively, when there is need for criticism and praise when there is need for praise.

All Scholes does is keep mute when things are going well, then come out all guns blazing at the slightest chance of problem
Scholes is overdoing it anyway and needs to check his utterances.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 10:32pm On Jan 01, 2018
PietroRico:
Paul Scholes is too caustic. Does he not see Gary Neville?
He can talk about an ill in the squad without unnecessary negativity. Scholes no wan just hear. Ever since he retire, he no dey allow person get peace
Sometimes those criticism are good because it makes one to strive for improvement in other to prove the person wrong.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 8:40pm On Jan 01, 2018
CapitalCee:


honestly we won today, but we missed his presence up front. whenever he plays , the opponents defense seems to be always troubled and open.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 10:27am On Dec 30, 2017
ReLaTE:
EPL: Guardiola would have won title with Man United – Carragher blasts Mourinho

dailypost.ng

Dec 30, 2017 8:08 AM



Former Liverpool defender, Jamie Carragher, has said Pep Guardiola would win the Premier League if he had the Manchester United squad at his disposal.

The Manchester City manager is 15 points ahead of United on top of the table.

Writing in his column for The Telegraph, Carragher said: “In the past he might have earned sympathy. Not now.

“Not at one of the world’s richest clubs when you have outspent most of Europe and the only way to keep up with your greatest rival is to match him on the training pitch and with shrewder management.”

Carragher went on to discuss the major differences in Mourinho and Guardiola’s approach, with the former looking to sign ready-made superstars and the latter willing to turn young players into superstars.

Tell them, I have always mention it and I said it in my last post here that Guardiola will perform wonders with our players while Mourinho will do damage with City players at his disposal.
Our problem is the manager not the players.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 10:23am On Dec 30, 2017
EPL: Guardiola would have won title with Man United – Carragher blasts Mourinho

dailypost.ng

Dec 30, 2017 8:08 AM



Former Liverpool defender, Jamie Carragher, has said Pep Guardiola would win the Premier League if he had the Manchester United squad at his disposal.

The Manchester City manager is 15 points ahead of United on top of the table.

Writing in his column for The Telegraph, Carragher said: “In the past he might have earned sympathy. Not now.

“Not at one of the world’s richest clubs when you have outspent most of Europe and the only way to keep up with your greatest rival is to match him on the training pitch and with shrewder management.”

Carragher went on to discuss the major differences in Mourinho and Guardiola’s approach, with the former looking to sign ready-made superstars and the latter willing to turn young players into superstars.

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Romance / Re: I Don’t Love Her by ReLaTE(m): 7:28am On Dec 28, 2017
A big mistake on your side and hurting her will be painful on both sides. Don't start a long relationship wt a lady you are not going to marry simple.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 5:50pm On Dec 27, 2017
Jose is a hypocrite of the highest order which makes his attempts at manipulating the situation very hard to bear. Burnley didn’t draw at United because City have spent more, Burnley drew at United because they played football well enough to.
Let him fcking leave the club before doing more damages which i believe all the players dislike his tactics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 11:21pm On Dec 23, 2017
odizeey:
Mourinho effect is not only tactical, its also psychological. He has configured these players to be useless.
Exactly what I have been saying,.buying the best player is not the problem. Give mourinho this city players to manage and see how he would destroy them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 11:17pm On Dec 23, 2017
CapitalCee:


If you watch our games closely you will see that Jose is not the problem. Believe me
Are they players not discipline, if that is the case then they players are against him probably because of his tactics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 11:12pm On Dec 23, 2017
PietroRico:
We should totally sack Mourinho In the summer and continue to field brain dead footballers and then wonder what the problem is.
The manager needs to go with some players, his defensive and cowardice tactics is affecting the players. A good manager will do well with some of these players even with Miki.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 10:58pm On Dec 23, 2017
CapitalCee:


People are quick to blame Lukaku, but he is the reason we are getting more goals than last season. And he did well in this match. Martial and Rashford are young though, I will excuse them.
Anyone blaming Lukaku is out of his senses,. Lukaku did everything right tonight, the blame goes to Rashford and Mourinho.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ReLaTE(m): 10:52pm On Dec 23, 2017
Rashford is becoming useless and too selfish day by day,he needs the bench for sometime to adjust.
Very pompous, I think he felt he's messi and that's is affecting him seriousl.No zeal again and very naughty.
Crime / Re: How, Why We Created SARS - Ex-igp Mike Okiro by ReLaTE(m): 8:59pm On Dec 16, 2017
Christane:
SARS is a special anti robbery squad which main aim is to nultrilize robbery operations in d state ..so i see no reason its shud be scrap instead shud be beta funded and equipped with modernise weaponry nd they re gud to go ...
so shina rambo truely exist ..i thought it was a fairy tale
I even thought ur making sense,..funding is not the problem but reformation.
Graphics/Video Market / Perfect System For Video Graphics And Editors. by ReLaTE(m): 10:01am On Dec 16, 2017
This is a new system not yet used for any commercial purposes imported from USA with some programs already installed for graphics and editors.
It is a core i7 gen 4 processors, 2hdd 3 terabyte,extra slot for additional 2 hdd.16gb ram installed,can be upgraded to 32gb. 745 4gb GTX card.
Also available is 2 HP IPS led monitor still on the carton wt all accessories.
Also available are 2 PCs of SSD 250gb and 256 gb Samsung evo.
Selling because I dont want the items idle since my studio setup wasn't successful.
Price for the system is 240k slightly negotiable. Monitor is 40k each. while the SSD is 25k each,but if u need to buy all or one from each. I will give a discount.
Call 08097247017

Politics / Re: Photos: Schools Shut Down In Imo As Military Forcefully Impose Vaccine On Studen by ReLaTE(m): 3:46pm On Oct 11, 2017
gidgiddy:
You traumatise a people with operation Python dance the you say you are doing military medical outreach?

The Nigerian Army is just clueless.

Using military force on a people and expect them to embrace you? What a joke
Politics / Re: Parents Withdraw Children From School In Anambra Over Army Medical Outreach by ReLaTE(m): 1:02pm On Oct 11, 2017
I will never blame the parents at all,is it the function of the military to carry on such exercise upon the tension they had already created in the south east. Every igbo person in the south east have zero trust on the military now and you want them to carry such function with people trust and compliance. I still stand with the parents on this.

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Politics / Re: Parents Withdraw Children From School In Anambra Over Army Medical Outreach by ReLaTE(m): 12:25pm On Oct 11, 2017
darkdude:
PRESS STATEMENT: ARMY MEDICAL OUTREACH
10.10.17

The attention of the State Government has been drawn to an on going medical outreach being undertaken by the Army in Ozubulu, Ekwusigo Local Government Area.

The State has been made to understand that the exercise is part of Army social responsibility to members of the public.

However, strong apprehension among the populace has followed the exercise leading to withdrawal of students from schools by parents, misconception of the actual motive behind the exercise by stakeholders, community leaders and a general reservation by the public for whom the outreach is intended.

To this end and to ensure no further escalation of the situation, His Excellency the Governor, Chief Willie Obiano has contacted the Army Authories and advised for immediate stoppage of the medical outreach until wide sensitization is conducted to reassure people of its intentions and benefits. The exercise has therefore been put on hold.

Parents and guardians are strongly advised to stop withdrawing their wards from schools as the situation has been handled. All schools within the State will remain open as there is no cause for alarm! Community leaders, Presidents General and all Stakeholders are hereby reassured of the commitment of the Governor and the State Government to the wellbeing of Ndi Anambra.

The State Government also strongly condemns observed rhetorics on social media completely misrepresenting the situation with insinuations of spread of diseases and death of students in schools arising from the exercise. The State categorically refutes these rhetorics and confirms that there is no death of any student anywhere in the State. Mischief makers are warned to desist from spreading falsehood. Anambra remains calm and peaceful!

Thank you!

Prof Solo Chukwulobelu
Secretary to the State Government.
Just the bolded part is enough to cause panic,i don't trust them.

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Politics / Re: Rumours Of Fulanis Killing Igbo Children In Anambra State How True? (pics) by ReLaTE(m): 11:23am On Oct 11, 2017
ChopBellefull:
People are running helter skelter coming to their kids school to carry their children. With the rumor that fulanis dressed in soldiers uniform are injecting children to death.. Below are som pic of som children running home .

Please how true is this.. Der z much fear over here now
i heard its the military men that are doing the forceful immunization. Pandemonium everywhere now, though the health officials from the state are on their way to verify what is really happening.

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Politics / Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu's Corpse If You Have Killed Him"- Kanu's Brother Tells Army by ReLaTE(m): 1:48pm On Sep 27, 2017
Bede2u:
This assertion is faulty. The video of Nnamdi Kanu's home released after the invassion showed several bullet hole within the compound and inside the house. If the army did not come to kill, they wont shoot indescriminately.
They came but didn't succeed, in every twelve there must be a Judas.,Informants in the army had already leaked the plan to him b4 they came. Do u think all the soldiers are in support of the Nigerian govt move against Kanu and IPOB,just take your mind back to the civil war and you will believe.

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