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Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 8:39am On Jul 14
Leemzyy:
Hhm one minute man dey talk

Enough said already. My dm is waiting
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 7:37am On Jul 14
ndidibabe:
It is not about lasting. 2 mins can do the work if well done..

It cannot. Every 2mins man is actually cuts in seconds and not minutes. He knows why he's worried
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 7:35am On Jul 14
Leemzyy:
Hhm which one be match again?a football match or basket ball match?

Football match lasts for 90 minutes

Basketball match lasts for 45 minutes



Come for a football match make the gbedu enter your bodi
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 6:50am On Jul 14
spencekat:
Abeg
o, make she no convulse die o like that married woman with three children o.

I always watch her pulse. If it seems to be too much, I stop
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 6:48am On Jul 14
Gajagojo:
What is your gain? Mr Pestle
You dey one place dey go front dey go back
Honestly I wish i was a 1 minute man
Let the act be for me alone
Do what I need to do and sleep
Not looking for reference ir testimonial
The purpose of sex is to make babies [b]so 1 minute is O[/b]k

It's not. How do you feel when you don't cum? That's the same way the other gender feels
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 6:47am On Jul 14
Leemzyy:
Lier!

Hit me in dm. Let's schedule a match
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 6:46am On Jul 14
MichaelSokoto:

Idan vibrator!

Baba 4 d gurls of d year!

after u na u oo!

Chai!

Lol
Politics / Re: The LG Autonomy Hype And Why Peter Obi Is Silent On It. by Samakus(m): 5:50pm On Jul 13
sIfioksq:
Looks like Obi's saintly image isn't as squeaky clean as we thought.

He obviously is. That you lack the requisite sight to see it is not our fault
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Samakus(m): 5:38pm On Jul 13
Omo, we wey dey pound till she vibrates like who convulsion dey do no know wetin God do for us

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Politics / Re: Cluelessness At Peak? Dr. Patch Patch CBN Gov On The Beat!! by Samakus(m): 11:17am On Jul 13
Make I go buy usdt keep.

I need to benefit from Tinubu’s ineptitude

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Literature / Re: Today Is Professor Wole Soyinka's 90th Birthday by Samakus(m): 8:56am On Jul 13
The gbajue Prof
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Swears-in New LG Chairmen by Samakus(m): 5:25pm On Jul 12
Goal post successfully and bigotrically shifted from PO didn't conduct LG elections in his tenure to he conducted elections in the 7th year of his 8year tenure


Bomboclats or how do they call them?
Education / Re: Ifeoma Eze Esther, UNN Student, Dies In Hotel (GRAPHIC PICS) by Samakus(m): 10:01pm On Jul 11
FashionCookie:

You will not preach to your gender that go about killing young girls/people for sport as if they are stepping on ants.

No apologies here

Close your legs. If you can't, whatever you see I take
Romance / Re: Right Or Wrong Move To Tell My Fiancee About My High Indebtedness...? by Samakus(m): 7:00pm On Jul 11
Not the right time to get married. Give it 2years. Work so hard and offset 70% of the bills

Marriage no be child's play. It's risky to enter it with so much debts hanging on your head

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Romance / Re: A Word Of Advice For The Person Currently Dating Your Ex by Samakus(m): 9:11am On Jul 11
Stay woke bro

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is An OTP & This Is How It Will Go Down by Samakus(m): 8:49am On Jul 11
Philipponzaghi:
Tinubu is a competent and experienced leader who will steer Nigeria in the right direction, unlike the misgovernance of PDP in the past.

..and Nigeria will also rise to become a first world country under his watch. Bag of rice will be sold at 10 naira, cow at 100 naira, naira will exchange to USD at 50/$, Helinues will get a 1m naira job, and everyone will live happily ever after.

Jokes on u
Politics / Re: Viral Video Of Atiku Abubakar's Convoy (Video) by Samakus(m): 8:41am On Jul 11
OkoYibo:


Like he built new Anambra and none of his children live there. His daughter is in Lagos.

Stale already

Find new punchline, you rapper


You can't find PO in such frivolity even when he was Governor. Go and verify!

The best we have currently. Only those who have sold their soul to bigotry cannot see this

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Education / Re: Ifeoma Eze Esther, UNN Student, Dies In Hotel (GRAPHIC PICS) by Samakus(m): 8:37am On Jul 11
No RIP to waste

Same way I won't give a flying **ck even if my sis is the one. I warn ladies to be careful. But if toto too scratch and you die for it, no flying **ck will be given

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Grimad College Of Nursing Sciences In Kogi, Donates N10m by Samakus(m): 9:02am On Jul 09
The best Nigeria has at this time

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Resigned From My Job To Look For Another Opportunity by Samakus(m): 12:33am On Jul 08
BigYash:
At the bold.. Oga wetin man do man for our society?

Women enjoy undue help. Normally.

It is what it is
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Resigned From My Job To Look For Another Opportunity by Samakus(m): 9:27pm On Jul 07
olubunmimary100:


Business Admi Nd
Public Admi HND
2019
Crown Polytechnic

You need to learn how to sell yourself my dear. Your information should have been on the original post including your skillset.

That people are going further to ask for these information is because you're a lady.

Hope you got the corrections

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Romance / Re: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by Samakus(m): 8:23pm On Jul 07
EreluRoz:
Being an attractive man means nothing, na your orodeko be the Koko since you like big things

My orodeko dey gallant

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Romance / Re: As A Man Wishing To Marry, This Is What You Should Pray For by Samakus(m): 11:34pm On Jul 06
She still got to have a big nyash. Physical attraction is also important.

Have character, but be fine too. Both must go together. Non negotiable

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Education / Re: Body Of decomposing Female student Found wrapped and Dumped in UNN Campus by Samakus(m): 10:57pm On Jul 06
Blessedarethepe:
no young person will offer to do such a job when the pay is not encouraging

That's a FG job. The security guys are paid by IPPIS just like other staff
Education / Re: Body Of decomposing Female student Found wrapped and Dumped in UNN Campus by Samakus(m): 10:56pm On Jul 06
chudyprince:


And be paid how much?

They're paid exactly as other University staff
Education / Re: Body Of decomposing Female student Found wrapped and Dumped in UNN Campus by Samakus(m): 10:56pm On Jul 06
descarado:


During my time, the school has loads of free money and security was top notch. If you see the security dogs eeh, you go fear.


The good old days
Romance / Re: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by Samakus(m): 10:55pm On Jul 06
EreluRoz:
Before you and others begin talk wetin you like and the one wey you no like hope say una carry wetin Urhobo people dy call Orodeko abi na only men sabi Dy like

I'm attractive as a man. That's all you should know
Romance / Re: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by Samakus(m): 3:04pm On Jul 06
Fairview1:
Men be honest… would you date someone who’s a little chubby? I feel like men only want skinny woman these days and that’s something I have never been.

Dating has been super hard for me and I’m wondering if it’s because I’m a little thicker than most females I know, I’m not talking obsessed but thicker for sure.

So, men… does weight matter to you when it comes to choosing a lady to date? Be honest, let's talk.


I don't like 'lepa', I don't like fat ones too. Just be atleast 5.6ft tall, facially beautiful, have nyash and don't be fat. That's for physical attributes

Have I answered you?

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Education / Re: Body Of decomposing Female student Found wrapped and Dumped in UNN Campus by Samakus(m): 11:30am On Jul 06
UNN security is wack right now. Alot of security men are retired. Others are old.

The University Administration needs to, as a matter of urgency, recruit young and energetic men to provide security within the University campus

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend No Dey Knack Me Well I Need Help by Samakus(m): 10:57am On Jul 06
bnanny:

Let looks closely now you're 2 seconds man. Stop bossing online.

Don't be triggered. We do it naturally and seamlessly
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend No Dey Knack Me Well I Need Help by Samakus(m): 10:31pm On Jul 05
Omo, we wey dey make our women body quake in orgasm no know wetin God do for us.

Many men out there are literally fowls now. Mount for 1 minute, release immediately like okuko

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Politics / Re: Governor Adeleke Suspends Aide Over Alleged Diversion Of 70 Bags Of Rice by Samakus(m): 11:43am On Jul 04
press9jatv:
Chaii the guy don opened a warehouse for the 70 bags of rice. He don loots the palliatives meant for the masses. The man don cash out big. These are the clueless signs of Adeleke failure in governance. He has failed woefully beyond redemption.


What's your take on Tinubu?

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