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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Strangle: 10:44pm On Feb 13, 2023
Tk4all:

No loud this thing baba!

That one wey you de call him name na bad news, if he see your post now, alaye fit knack this one 500 years
make him con knack am na 😠
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Strangle: 10:39pm On Feb 13, 2023
Tk4all:

Post with your main moniker fes

Shey na mistake you do post with this one?
my main monik.er, that st.upi.d.. mod call mynd watin self don b.an am till 202.3 imagine.
Na Ogu.n go ke.e that mo.d.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Strangle: 10:33pm On Feb 13, 2023
Make person do giveaway na
Sports / Re: Give Away To My Followers by Strangle: 10:20pm On Feb 13, 2023
Guobe why you con they follow me back na.
As you jump me I no para like that na.
Nairaland / General / Chrisland: My Daughter Died Of Electrocution, Father Claims by Strangle: 7:41pm On Feb 12, 2023
The father of the 12-year-old Chrisland International School student, Whitney Adeniran, who allegedly died during the school inter-house sports events in Lagos has said his daughter died of electrocution.

Dr. Michael Adeniran made the claim in an interview with the BBC Pidgin on Sunday.

Meanwhile, the school management in a statement on Sunday said the deceased slumped in “public view and not under any hidden circumstances,” adding that she was rushed to the nearest medical facility for first aid.

“Our immediate response was to take advantage of proximity to first aid, by identifying the nearest medical facility to take her to, where the doctor on duty, administered oxygen and every aid possible on her,” the school added.

This came after a viral video showing Whitney’s mother calling for justice and asking Chrisland to explain what happened to her daughter.

The PUNCH had earlier reported that Whitney’s father had taken to social media on Saturday night to demand a probe into the death of his daughter, calling on the Lagos State Government and the police to intervene in the matter.

He also demanded that Chrisland should explain what actually happened to his daughter, adding that she had no health condition or sickness as of the time the school bus picked her up for the event.

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, Benjamin Hundeyin, while confirming the incident said, “The matter was reported to the police immediately after the incident occurred.The case is presently at the State Criminal Investigation Department and an autopsy is going to be carried out to know the circumstances that led to her death. That’s all the update I have for now.”

Speaking on Sunday, Whitney’s father claimed her daughter “died from naked wire from one cotton candy vendor machine after she touched it and she was electrocuted immediately she leaned on it.”

He claimed water was poured on her which allegedly killed her immediately.

“I have documented evidence that my child died from electrocution and it was not Cardiac arrest,” he said.

“She was hale and hearty, she was not sick. And let me state it clearly, by the time I saw her corpse, her lips and tongue had already turned black,” Adeniran told BBC Pidgin.

Adeniran said his daughter’s school mates told his family that his daughter allegedly died from electrocution, saying he got the information from a chat group his daughter belonged.
The PUNCH reports that a voice note suspected to be that of a pupil who witnessed the tragic incident has gone viral, where it was  said that Whitney stepped on a naked wire from a candy cotton machine.
Mynd44.
Lalasticlala.
dominique.
Nlpfmod.
mukina2.

Source
Politics / Re: Be Honest With Me, What Will N5000k Do For You Right Now? by Strangle: 10:41pm On Feb 11, 2023
Joshuabest09.
This is for you sapheaded c.lown😠

Politics / Re: Be Honest With Me, What Will N5000k Do For You Right Now? by Strangle: 8:09pm On Feb 11, 2023
Oga deposit 1k.
First.
And I'll drop a honest writing down.

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Sports / Re: Give Away To My Followers by Strangle: 5:45pm On Feb 11, 2023
guobe:
Will be doing 1000 naira to 15 people with 5 people in my telegram page,5 people on my twitter page and just included five people here on nairaland.If you are financially buoyant leave it for those that are not.drop your account details.
You're a wicked person.
This I have seen.
Sports / Re: Give Away To My Followers by Strangle: 7:58am On Feb 11, 2023
guobe:
Will be doing 1000 naira to 15 people with 5 people in my telegram page,5 people on my twitter page and just included five people here on nairaland.If you are financially buoyant leave it for those that are not.drop your account details.
7019562471
Opay
Religion / Re: Seun Is Crazy by Strangle: 10:25pm On Feb 10, 2023
I'm with you
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by Strangle: 10:22pm On Feb 10, 2023
uchaymart:
Chew a stick of mosquito coil! I know tha taste is bitter but then if you can't, just drink a liquid mosquito repellant and leave the rest for it...

You dey eat mosquito, as DAUDA wey you be naaa...DAUDA eat fly and you dey eat mosquito 😂😂😂...


I think I'll try this.
Phones / Re: Who Have Noticed This In An Android Phone Before by Strangle: 10:20pm On Feb 10, 2023
henrygold100:
I have like 2.4 gb left but I can't browse again in my airtel network for the past one week
share for me let me test it whether it would work

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by Strangle: 10:14pm On Feb 10, 2023
I can feel it twerking inside my tommy 😭
Romance / Help!!! I Just Swallow A Live Mosquito. by Strangle: 10:11pm On Feb 10, 2023
Yes I just swallow a live mosquito while reading a funny comment here on Nairaland.
I would have cursed the commenter but the problems is that I can feel the mosquito flying inside my stomach and singing yimpa azumzumzum azumzumzum, yimpa I got kpekus ayum yum yum.
Pls help I'm really in pains 😭😞😓
Politics / Re: APC Has Delivered Change To Nigerians – Buhari by Strangle: 6:08pm On Feb 10, 2023
They cannot even make a down payment for a roasted corn not to talk of even generate electricity to roast BoleElectricity is a super highwayMy party do not know me but me and my party is going to build a rocket stationWhen buhari come crying to me,I told him I'm going to make him the president,shout buuari,buuari, buuariWhen I become the president,there will be no more ASUU strike,if you study for 4yrs,you are going to get a work 4yrs job and if you study for 7yrs you are to get a 7yrs jobA town hall is different from balablu,blublu,bulabaAll this so called yahoo yahoo boys,they should be expert in manufacturing and construction of chips daswudawushwikvxjnI want to be present,I want to be present,is it for what?,is it for eba,is it for Garri,is it for dodo,is it for ewa?Go and get you apc,apv and voteA dead fish cannot be sweet in the soupGod bless Nigeria,God bless Nigeria,God bless PDAPCRecruit 50 million youth into the army,what they will eat?,there is cassava,agbado,ewaIgbo kwenu,Igbo Kwenu,Igbo kwekwekwekweIf you can clean a gun,cunk a gun, shoot a gun then you will also know how to repia a tractor in the farmOur symbol is the broom,broom,bruoooommmmmmNo matter how short you are,when you come aside,you will see the skyPDP is a tier tier umbrellaI will give 5million to the husbands of the widows and the wives of the widowersWe will vote them outThe same peter that denied Jesus Christ will still deny NigeriaChurch rat that is eating unpoison holy communionYour lunch will not be imported8 yrs you will be in the university no more 4 yearsIn multipilitationPeter Obi forgot that I'm his landlord here in LagosAtiku is always on the run,he is the president of DubaiWhat do they call a person that fail woefully in school?,F9,F8,F10Should I continue?
Romance / Re: Plsssssss Come To My Aid Nairalander I'm Losing It by Strangle: 10:46pm On Feb 05, 2023
burp18:
Cut your head off, another one will spring out grin
to strangle that ur useless neck they hungry me.

Op I was in your shoes before and I know how it feels.
Since you said it has been disturbing you since 14yrs of age believe me.
You get to gather a whole lot of money and take an injection for it.
That was how I got rid of mine.
It works fast.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Strangle: 8:05am On Jan 27, 2023
GentlePEACE:
It's MBC2023 Giveaway time:

https://www.nairaland.com/7537018/competition-journey-making-millionaire/3#120409822

07042533228
MTN
Odogwo I don drop am.
Romance / Re: How I Wish I Can Commit Suicide by Strangle: 9:38am On Jan 26, 2023
Red02:
To the guy above me

How do you know he masturbates as he didnt state that
I was in his shoe before.
Excessive masturbation tends to dissemble your life spiritually.

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Romance / Re: How I Wish I Can Commit Suicide by Strangle: 9:35am On Jan 26, 2023
trueSeeker01:
u think it's a joke bro I know I am going through a lot what kept me wondering is why I can't commit suicide. with all this thing that I am writing let me tell u that I won't even feel suicidal I am just full-on anger
I know that you're not joking that's why I'm advising you to end it.

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Romance / Re: How I Wish I Can Commit Suicide by Strangle: 9:32am On Jan 26, 2023
trueSeeker01:
I feel so jealous when I see my friends living their normal lives while I wallow in pain and suffering it always makes me think who did I offend
Then stop masturbating.
It would make your life miserable.

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Romance / Re: How I Wish I Can Commit Suicide by Strangle: 9:29am On Jan 26, 2023
Commit the suicide bro.

No R.I.P. for you.

Help me greet yaradua.

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Romance / Re: How I Lost Interest In My Own Wedding (because Of My Mother In-law) by Strangle: 8:49pm On Jan 25, 2023
Uwagood123:
My hubby-to- be told me,”She’s doing what she’s doing out of care.”I told him,”I know she cares but that same care should let her know that people want to be in charge of their own marriage because, in the end, it’s their marriage. They’re the bones going to witness everything so they owe it to themselves to make the experience worth it. Tell your mama to leave the crucial effects to us. It’s our marriage.”We had this discussion because I could not sit still and watch while his mama takes over everything concerning our marriage. After we had that discussion, I allowed he was going to be sympathetic towards my passions but he said, “ You are only blowing the whole thing out of proportion. She’s trying to help because you are an in- law. She loves you.”That was not the first time he’d picked the side of his mama. He’d taken the side of his mama in nearly everything concerning our marriage. We chose a position for our marriage event. It was a veritably small place that did not bring us so much. We agreed with the proprietor of the place and gave him assurance that we were going to make payment.

That veritably day that wewere supposed to make the payment, we were with his mama when he told her that we were going to pay for the venue. His mama asked,« Where and how important are they charging?”He told her. She screamed,”That is relatively precious. Do not you know Agya Ansah’s place is also used for a marriage event? He is my friend, let’s go and talk to him first.”I asked, “ How far is it?”She said,”Oh it’s not too far from the church. It’s a beautiful theater that everyone around then does their marriage.”We followed her to the place. First, the distance was further than we anticipated. When we got there, I asked my hubby,”Is that the theater?”He said,”I do notknow.However, she will tell us, If it is.”His mama said,” So this is the place. The flowers had failed because we’re in the dry season but it’s a good place nevertheless.”I looked at my hubby’s face and he also looked at mine. I looked at the bottom-bare ground. No pavement or lawn. I mean fine ground. He said,”Yeah, that is ok. I suppose we can take this bone.”He turned to me and asked,”or Ann?”I said, “ No the other place is better. It’s near and it has beautiful decor we can use for prints. His mama fooled in,”You are a youthful couple. You need to save plutocrat for the future. Take this place and use that plutocrat for commodity differently.”

That evening, I told my hubby-to- be,”We can not have a event at that place. Frank? Are we the only poor people in this city?”We argued. He said, “ If we go against my mama, she’d be angry. Let’s take it just to make her happy. There are better days ahead.”The marriage is passing in my church. The pastor who’s counseling us had been my pastor since I was a child. He is quite an old man with wisdom pullulate. We have had several sessions with him and each moment we spend with him, he gives us commodity to laugh about or commodity to hold on to. He is the one going to officiate our marriage and it’s commodity known to us both. One evening my Husband-to be called.”Ann.”When he mentions my name first before saying anything, also it means he is going to ask me to do commodity I mightnot want to do.”I asked,”What do you want me to do?”He said,”Is it possible to talk to Reverend so we make our family pastor officiate the marriage?”I asked,”Who’s asking for that?”He said,”Oh no bone. I am just allowing our family pastor would be good to officiate the event since he is been the one to officiate everything in our family.”I asked, “ Your mama asked you to do that?”He said, “ Noooo, not her. I am the bone allowing that way.”I said,”It’s not possible. We aren’t getting married in your pastor’s church. He. Click to continue reading https://uwagood.com/2022/02/03/how-i-lost-interest-in-my-own-wedding-because-of-my-mother-in-law/
I should click to continue to read eh?
With this your wacky writing.

See the mistake you made, up to 60+ chai

Business / Re: Female Bank Staff Stripped Naked Over Loan Recovery by Strangle: 5:30pm On Jan 25, 2023
Isabi4lov:
E no bad if you show dem your girlfriend own or wife , una go come online dey comment rubbish on matter wey dey sensitive , you no see pornhub to see different shapes and sizes
😒
Business / Re: Female Bank Staff Stripped Naked Over Loan Recovery by Strangle: 5:25pm On Jan 25, 2023
Sleekfingers:




Another pervert spotted
Idiot!
Computers / Re: Microsoft Goes Down For Users Across The World by Strangle: 5:22pm On Jan 25, 2023
Hatrick01:
chaii

Just when i thought i ve seen it all then boom!!! Another one will pop out...

So u been dey use button phone dey access Seun Osewa's forum?
I dey use both.
Business / Re: Female Bank Staff Stripped Naked Over Loan Recovery by Strangle: 5:21pm On Jan 25, 2023
Sheistoopretty:


At ur old age oooo grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin stvpid old man
You this daughter of delilah, keep that your stinky sass Latch!
Computers / Re: Microsoft Goes Down For Users Across The World by Strangle: 9:48am On Jan 25, 2023
Why can't I access nairaland on a button phone anymore??

@seun.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Ritualists Kill 12 Year Old Boy In Kaduna, Remove Body Organs by Strangle: 9:35am On Jan 25, 2023
Sacrifice must be made.😵😵😵🤑🤗
Sacrifice must be made😵😵😵🤑🤗

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