Julieni: Wow! Emilio del monte is alive, someone said it earlier on this thread that he played a ronato on his family... i guess he was kidnapped and forced to give that false will video... Uhnmm!

yeah cos i rmembr during d party organizd by d delmonte guys,dey showd a pat wer a man was n distress, or kidnapd

Deolaw: Hi Nairalanders

I am in great sorrow because today I got three big chickens and went through hell to transport them home (ikorodu to Ojodu). On getting home, I was exhausted and glad they were Ok. Now the problem is that when I went out to check on them I discovered one was dead. I no fit cry. Not because of the price but because of the stress.
My brother said we should throw it away and he was supported by our neighbours. I reluctantly threw it away. Damn Painful!

Now please is it right not to eat livestock that dies a natural death?
This festive period we will see a lot of this incident.


Merry Christmas in advance. Remember my chickens have reduced so don't complain about the small pieces of meat I will serve on the thread. Love you all!

It is rung,weda natura deth or artificial. The scrpture dnt sipot one eatin alrdy ded animal.

Wao Delzeey,am sure evry one here wil miss u. Evn aftr wstchin it,i stl rush dwn here t c dos kul writup of urs. Wish u a safe trip girlie,nd bck t sch.
Watz ur dcipline? I red cmputr science.

Nomski0:


This was mighty helpful. Thanks girl I appreciate.



Omg, Barbie's pregnant for Roconcio . Has she slept with Jose Ignacio recently?

No,i dnt tink. Dats y she's so sad abt d preg. I hpe ignacio wunt fall n any trap of her to sleep wt ha.

haibe: Note: This riddle must be
done IN
YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT
using
paper and a pen.
Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
then another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
And then add 1000

What is the total?

Pls don't modify your post, its just for fun, lol.

5,100.

trux:

Assume they haven't make the information online no one would have thought that.

I hpe Gonzalo wunt kill Rebecca. She's finding out to mch. Am scared for ha.

I beg wich one gotv want us to watch?? Telemundo Televista Very soon,it wil be Telemunsta. *winks *

@Delzeey:
@Nene_blazing95 , Lol, thanks... Most times, it's hard to re-call what happened but once i start typing, i start remembering!! And yeah, sadly, Diana did take control for a while!

Dats y ure delzeey. Most tyms i try to gv update,buh naah,ain me. Rmembr i tld u to b a writer ? .
Its kool on u dear. Weldone

yinxfun: It seems dat devilish angel has Sumfin to do wt dt Diana's sudden bust into Andre&Lola's. life
may b dats d oda plan angel was talking abt
Devilish Angel

I feel same way too. I hope Andre will not fall victim else i trust Girl,Lola don liv hm.

experimentist: It was in Ghana in 2010 when I went to visit a friend somewhere in Accra. One morning we woke up and decided to prepare a cat-fish pepper soup. Me and my friend decided to hit the market so we can buy the fish and some other ingredients. In no time we got to the market where one very black dude was selling the fish. I asked the dude a simple question "bros you get cat fish?" I said looking at d busy guy. Before you know this guy started cutting some other types of fishes. I concluded he was cutting them for other customers. As soon as he's done cutting em he handed em over to me.. I was like "wetin be dis? I asked wether you get CAT fish?" He looked at me and I said in Ghana accent "I thought you said I should cut('cut" was pronounced as 'CAT') it. I said "no, I didn't say u should cut it, I said I want cat fish) I couldn't help it I laughed my ass all the way home..

Every time I think about this I laff to stupor.

Mods move dis to appropriate section and take it to front page. This is a true story, no be joke oh

Hey its an old joke told by one comedian,its bin long . Anyway its stl funny sha.
U try.

nene_blazing95: chei,dz suarez police station sef dey tire me @tyms..wen dey ought tu ask d rite questions,dey wont...y cant dey ask angel how he knew tiberio was comin tu lola's house if at al he claimed tu av saved lola's life,after all lola did't call anybody..abi shey na coincedence say angel carry gun com greet lola ni..shuuhh..be lyk say dem don dey turn mumu small small for tat station!!!

abi ohhhh. Hep me ask jare. Buh its intrestin sha

Such a great legendary,akcept my sympaty south Africans and ha faml.

chyegems: MHBL is becoming more interesting by the day..can't wait for moro's episode!

Very interesting. I don't lik missin MHBL

Andyblaze: Mine -

1. While Eating, If I Bit My Tongue And Complained, I Would Be Told It Meant Someone Was Talking Bad About Me.

2. I Was Told Never To Wash The Dishes Immediately After Eating Because It Would Make Me Go Hungry Again Within A Very Short Time.

3. If The Food Or Fruit I Was Eating Fell Off My Grip, It Means A Visitor Was Coming To Where I Was.

As Silly As They Might Sound, Upto Today I Still Kinda Believe Them And Twice I've Had A Visitor Minutes After What I'm Eating Slips Out Of My Grip.

What Are Yours?

Mine s if u stand and eat,d food go strait to ur legs.
If u eat crab,it crawls in ur stomach. Lolz dou i dnt bliv bt i hated crab cos of grandma storus.

Dre19: in a day or two i will reveal to my fiancee things only me and my God knows. things like
1. i earn less than half of her salary
2. i lied to her that i am currently building a house while i still stay with my parents
3. i am a drop out from a university
4. i did dubious things in the past to earn money that i used to make her happy

Nairalanders, do you think it is wise for me to reveal all this secrets to her? do you think she will still love me for who i am?

It will b difcut for her to acept at first,buh if she luvs u,she'll fgiv u aftr one year. :O:O:O:O
U sabi lie sha :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@

Mystiqme:
It means you need to do the missionary position once and deep penetration twice, all in one night. Are you up to the task?

Lwkmd

its really touchin. My eyes filled wit u. Hpe u nd ur famli wil meet in paradise. :-h

Jummaima:

Let me try and give you a brief summay
Precious Rose: Alot has happened in the past month, dont know where you stopped exactly. Edwardito (Edw) fell sick and he needed a transplant. Jose Ignacio (JI) was a compartible donor and Rosa (R), Edw and JI travelled abroad for the operation. The operation went well and baby was fine. While abroad, R and JI declared dey loved each other and decided to get married. R tried several times to tell JI abt her past but he just keeps telling her it dat the past dosent matter and only the future counts. While, dey were away, Rosaura(Rr) tried to take over the presidency of the company but she failed. And Barbara (B) you can imagine how she felt . JI broke up with her and decided to Marry R. Several times again R tried to tell him abt her past but he said he just dosent care, so she didnt tell him. Horacio was killed while R was away abroad. Venus are suspects because dey owed him some money which was due for payment. I think Geraldo(GLD) killed him sha, he found out he was obsessed with his wife Rachel (RCL). B's old time friend showed up Maria Corina (MC). She became B's friend and adviser.
Alot has really happened, and am getting lost as to how to go about it. Lets pick them Character by Character:

ROSA- on the wedding day, B walked in on them at the church and confronted R. B had hired a private detector to look into R's past (MC's advice) B called R an Imposter and her real name is Rosa Puentes and not EVA Sotomayor. Everyone was shocked. Police arrested R and took her jail. Her trail just started. Gabriel (G) is her lawyer. Junior (J) and Andrea(AN) and Dr. Andrade (Dr) stood by her. Further more, B has recruited the help of an inmate Coco to help kill R in jail, just so she wont risk R coming out and getting back together with JI.

JOSE IGNACIO- He was really shocked when he found out abt R. he said she lied too him ever since....... He hated her. His first reaction was to get drunk and he even picked a woman in the bar for the night. By the next morning, he was ready to go back to his old ways of being a player. He now wanted to destroy the Sotomoyors. GLD was very happy, he welcomed him back to being the President of the Company. Days later JI went to see R in Jail. She later told him, EWD was his son, and he can reconfirm from Dr. She also told him she wasnt the Mother. The real EVa was the mother. JI went to see J in J's house. J tried to convince him to av a change of heart aby R. cos she did all she did to save the child. J left and JI in his house. Jorge (JG) (the guy AN and G thot they killed, is actually alive. He is obsessed with AN. He tried to attack J, cos J is now with AN. JG stabs JI in the back thinking it was J. J forgot some papers and came back, he saw JI and called an ambulance. JI is being treated by Dr. JG further went to the hospital and injected JI's I V with some poison. The DR saved him sha. He is just getting better now. Also, he has accepted EWD as his son, and promised to take care of him. He is abt to be released from the hospiital.

ROSAURA- - Magaret (M) has been changing Rr's medication into some drugs that will make her mentally unstable. So, now Rr sometimes hallucinates and talks rubbish, stuff like that. Rr went to see R in prison to ask why she lied to them all. R explained everything to her. Rr asked abt the pink rose diamond and R explained how she got it. Rr finally realised that R was her long lost daughter (more like throw away daughter ) Rr said R was her daughter but R didnt believe her. she thinks she has started hallucinating again. Leticia (L) now knows that Rr is not Blind. Rr is now willing to testify in favour of R, to help secure her release.

Dr ANDRADE - Dr found out first that JI was EDW's father during those compartibility test before the transplant. he confronted R abt and she confessed. He asked her to at least tell JI abt it but she didnt.

tanx alot i apprc8.Wunt mind mre update.

Jummaima:

Let me try and give you a brief summay
Precious Rose: Alot has happened in the past month, dont know where you stopped exactly. Edwardito (Edw) fell sick and he needed a transplant. Jose Ignacio (JI) was a compartible donor and Rosa (R), Edw and JI travelled abroad for the operation. The operation went well and baby was fine. While abroad, R and JI declared dey loved each other and decided to get married. R tried several times to tell JI abt her past but he just keeps telling her it dat the past dosent matter and only the future counts. While, dey were away, Rosaura(Rr) tried to take over the presidency of the company but she failed. And Barbara (B) you can imagine how she felt . JI broke up with her and decided to Marry R. Several times again R tried to tell him abt her past but he said he just dosent care, so she didnt tell him. Horacio was killed while R was away abroad. Venus are suspects because dey owed him some money which was due for payment. I think Geraldo(GLD) killed him sha, he found out he was obsessed with his wife Rachel (RCL). B's old time friend showed up Maria Corina (MC). She became B's friend and adviser.
Alot has really happened, and am getting lost as to how to go about it. Lets pick them Character by Character:

ROSA- on the wedding day, B walked in on them at the church and confronted R. B had hired a private detector to look into R's past (MC's advice) B called R an Imposter and her real name is Rosa Puentes and not EVA Sotomayor. Everyone was shocked. Police arrested R and took her jail. Her trail just started. Gabriel (G) is her lawyer. Junior (J) and Andrea(AN) and Dr. Andrade (Dr) stood by her. Further more, B has recruited the help of an inmate Coco to help kill R in jail, just so she wont risk R coming out and getting back together with JI.

JOSE IGNACIO- He was really shocked when he found out abt R. he said she lied too him ever since....... He hated her. His first reaction was to get drunk and he even picked a woman in the bar for the night. By the next morning, he was ready to go back to his old ways of being a player. He now wanted to destroy the Sotomoyors. GLD was very happy, he welcomed him back to being the President of the Company. Days later JI went to see R in Jail. She later told him, EWD was his son, and he can reconfirm from Dr. She also told him she wasnt the Mother. The real EVa was the mother. JI went to see J in J's house. J tried to convince him to av a change of heart aby R. cos she did all she did to save the child. J left and JI in his house. Jorge (JG) (the guy AN and G thot they killed, is actually alive. He is obsessed with AN. He tried to attack J, cos J is now with AN. JG stabs JI in the back thinking it was J. J forgot some papers and came back, he saw JI and called an ambulance. JI is being treated by Dr. JG further went to the hospital and injected JI's I V with some poison. The DR saved him sha. He is just getting better now. Also, he has accepted EWD as his son, and promised to take care of him. He is abt to be released from the hospiital.

ROSAURA- - Magaret (M) has been changing Rr's medication into some drugs that will make her mentally unstable. So, now Rr sometimes hallucinates and talks rubbish, stuff like that. Rr went to see R in prison to ask why she lied to them all. R explained everything to her. Rr asked abt the pink rose diamond and R explained how she got it. Rr finally realised that R was her long lost daughter (more like throw away daughter ) Rr said R was her daughter but R didnt believe her. she thinks she has started hallucinating again. Leticia (L) now knows that Rr is not Blind. Rr is now willing to testify in favour of R, to help secure her release.

Dr ANDRADE - Dr found out first that JI was EDW's father during those compartibility test before the transplant. he confronted R abt and she confessed. He asked her to at least tell JI abt it but she didnt.

tanx alot i apprc8.Wunt mind mre update.

globalaid: Love your thread. I also suffer from depression a lot. I have come close of ending it all on two occasions. No one to talk or share idea with. Wifey does not help matter either she behave as if she doesnt care. I have being in the US for the past 4 month intially i was happy but with time the thought of going back also is making me going mad. If am still on this planet I will check here time to time but if not we will meet in the great beyond.

To cpe wit depression and d likes,visit d site www.jw.org. Dere are lots of hepfu materials nd sugestions. Dey hepd me too

Please have they ended precious rose nd BCD? What's happnin in Aurora or are dey stl acting insane der?
Please am outta reach for now. Wat du u guys tink abt dat The Monte, du tink it'll be intrsting? Avent set my eyes on tv for a mnth ;( ;( ;( ;(
Gdnyte n'lander famli,hpe to c ur comments tmro. |) |) |)

[quote author=@Delzeey]Thank you Lizzy, I'm flattered

Yesterday's Episode on MHBL

The guys left Andres all bruised up. Camello came out and was shocked to see him. He called Sophia to let her know. After Andres was treated, Camello asked him in Sophia's presence what happened but he said it's just thieves. Camello told him he knew he was lying and he left angrily. Sophia was confused and went after Camello but that made him even more mad and he shouted at her that he's tired of people lying to his face!
Daniel finally told Lopez about how Romoan was his dad's accomplice and how Debora interceded to enable Veronica work at Exportex. And Lopez told him there's nothing between him and Adela.
Angel and Lola had a bit of an arguement about the estate and finally Angel proposed they work as partners. He took Lola out for lunch (partially flirting with her in a business way) and gave her his card so she'll let him know what she thinks. Pepe told Lola that Angel is crazy about her.
Foolish Andres won't tell anybody (not even his dad) about what happened but once Debora asked, he told her everything about how they threatened to kill Isabella and that he'll tell Lola to leave and go far away with the baby for their safety (Debora suggested it first).
Lola and Pepe went to visit Adela. Lola refused to pick Andres calls.
Andres told Debora Lola wouldn't pick his calls so she went to Lola's. Debora told Lola to see Andres (You go fear boss na).
Lopez went to Andres house and asked Debora and Romoan a few questions, and as expected, they lied. But Lopez went to tell the Chief he wasn't convinced.
Lopez went to visit Adela and gave her a short quick kiss. She smiled.
Camello came over to Lola's and told her about what happened in Panama and how Andres was beaten up.
Camello went to Rodrigo's and told him he's in love with a lady but too bad she still loves Rodrigo- Sophia.
Andres and Lola as usual arguing! Andres said he wanted Lola to leave for their baby's safety, Lola got mad cuz she said Debora's manipulating him. She's angry Andres wouldn't believe her but keeps listening to Debora. She told Andres it could be possible that Debora sent the men. Andres was angry and told her the only bad person is Tiberio. She told Andres Tiberio is her dad! They were still arguing when all of a sudden, the maid ushered fine boy

Tanx so so mch Delzeey,ure actually d bst. I tink am beginning to agree wit wu sed u shld be a writer. Or are u one alredy?

DeZoro: To me, Gt Bank is not the best bank to bank with... I think i would recommend Diamond bank if you are a business man especially Small and Medium businesses. GTB are just there to 'wack' and 'yank' your money... be wise

Lie lie. All banks av dia bad sides as we individuals do. So dnt strt. I've used diamond nd cos i dnt lik dia customer rapport i switched

jarkbauer: i should commend them by taking more of my time abi? what are you saying!! i should not spend a whole day cause i want cash out money!

Yes dey consume our tym. But dont u tink if dey aren't gud enuf,many pipul wudav withdrawn?
Dey are tryin,dats y lots of pips trup in to bank wit dem.

Jummaima: Check very well. its there. A small white box, with the search Icon inside the box. top left corner on the page.

Tnx me lady jummaima for d site. Dou d serch box dint appear buh sumttms it mite ntwrk prbs.
I appreciate

@jumaima, i really wish u can tell us dis link. Wanna read up too.

@Delzeey:
Sorry guys, i don't watch any other show apart from MHBL .. Don't wanna get too attached incase the strike gets called off sooner than we expect Lol.

ok. ;( ;( ;( ;(

Tanx Delzeey. Wer u able 2watch oda?
Mre hint pls?
Tanx 2ol of u wu tek tym 2sumariz evry episode putin in2 considratn dat sum of us mite nt 2oportund 2watch at d mment due 2chnge of environs nd d likes.

dlex21: annnnnd aldofo is dead i guess thanks to mr evil iyakin...that guy ehn!

wu killd aldofo? Was it iyaki(gonzalo)? Pls anybdy watchn rait nw? Am outta reach plss. ;( rili nid to knw watsup. Are dey clos 2finishin? I wish miguela wil sumariz mre

Please can sumone brief me abt it all, MHBL, BCD, Precious stone and Aurora? Am out of wer i can watch,av missed since last week. Please ;(

Nomski0: I thought i was the only one Chabella was annoying. That Del Monte dynasty make sense sha. I doubt their father is dead. Plus did anyone notice that Juan is Salvador from Second chance.

yeah stl handsome as ever

He's a thif. If ure to buy it,use ur name. If he's to use his name,let him pay for it.