Sammyfabulous:
I thought as much about it being a technical problem, thanks so much for the help earlier.

@Sammyfabulous
How were you able to solve the issue? I'm having the same issue now also. There's enough credit on the meter but it's not supplying electricity to the house.

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Subject: Hadeeth,

1. Assalaam Alaikum Brothers & Sisters, This is a beautiful hadeeth !

A Beautiful Hadith

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihe wasallam) said: 'When a man dies and his
relatives are busy in funeral, there stands an extremely handsome man by his
head. When the dead body is shrouded, that man gets in between the shroud and
the chest of the deceased.

When after the burial, the people return home, 2 angels, Munkar and
Nakeer(names of two special Angels), come in the grave and try to separate this
handsome man so that they may be able to interrogate the dead man in privacy
about his faith. But the
handsome man says, 'He is my companion, he is my friend. I will not leave
him alone
in any case. If you are appointed for interrogation, do your job. I cannot
leave him until I get him admitted into Paradise '.

Thereafter he turns to his dead companion and says, 'I am the Qur'an,
which you used to read, sometimes in a loud voice and sometimes in a low voice.
Do not worry. After the interrogation of Munkar and Naker, you will have no
grief.'

When the interrogation is over, the handsome man arranges for him from
Al-Mala'ul A'laa (the angels in Heaven) silk bedding filled with musk.

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihe wasallam) said: 'On the Day of Judgement,
before Allah, no other Intercessor will have a greater status than the
Qur'an, neither a Prophet nor an angel.'

Please keep forwarding this 'Hadith' to all , because Rasulullah
(Sallallahu alaihe wasallam) said:

'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'.

May Allah bestow this favour on all of us.

AMEEN


2. Assalamu Alaikum

We are praying that the following message in the next seven days would reach at
least FIVE MILLION Muslims all over the world, Insha-Allah. Please forward this
message TODAY to your friends and relatives and earn abundant Rewards from Allah
Subhanahu watala.

SAYINGS (HADITH) OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (Sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam)

The one who disdains prayers (Salat) will receive Fifteen punishments from
Allah,


Six punishments in this lifetime
Three while dying
Three in the grave &
Three on the Day of Judgment.

THE SIX PUNISHMENTS OF LIFE:

1. Allah takes away blessings from his age (makes his life misfortunate)
2. Allah does not accept his plea (Dua's)
3. Allah erases the features of good people from his face.
4. He will be detested by all creatures on earth.
5. Allah does not reward him for his good deeds. (No thawab)
6. He will not be included in the Dua's of good people.


THE THREE PUNISHMENTS WHILE DYING:

1. He dies humiliated.
2. He dies hungry.
3. He dies thirsty. Even if he drinks the water of all seas he will still be
thirsty.


THE THREE PUNISHMENTS IN THE GRAVE:

1. Allah tightens his grave until his chest ribs come over each other.
2. Allah pours on him fire with embers.
3. Allah sets on him a snake called 'the brave', 'the bold'
which hits him from morning
until afternoon for leaving Fajr prayer, from the afternoon until Asr for
leaving Dhuhr prayer and so on. With each strike he sinks 70 yards under the
ground.


THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT:

1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face.
2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down.
3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell.
Note: If you get this copy, please make copies of it and distribute them among
all Muslims. You will be earning a Reward as well as helping to show your
brother the Right Path.
May Allah give guidance to all of us.

AAMEEN!!!!!! !


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THOSE WHO DO NOT SAY THEIR PRAYERS OF:

FAJR:

the glow of their face is taken away.


ZUH:

the blessing of their income is taken away.

ASR:

the strength of their body is taken away.

MAGHRIB:

they are not benefited by their children.

'ISHA:

the peace of their sleep is taken away.

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THE HOLY QUR'AN:

'Say Your Prayers Before Prayers For You Are Said'.


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BROTHERS AND SISTERS, if you

1. Let this e-mail sit in your mailbox or delete it, no curse or whatever may
happen
to you (Insha-Allah)

2.Forward this e-mail to a number of people you know and by the grace of Allah
you
shall be blessed for each person you forward this email to.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS, Please do your best!!!

May the infinite mercies and blessings of almighty Allah be upon us (amin)

Insha-Alla Amin,

Hello Nairalanders,

I choose Nnamdi Azikiwe University as my first choice. My intended course of study is Economics and I scored 186 in my JAMB. But they did not indicate maybe they need a score of 200 or 180 for the Social Science department? Do you think I should go for the Post UME?

Hello minc,

You can contact me on tundexman123@yahoo.com or tundexman123@gmail.com for more information.

Hello Nairalanders,

I have some great business ideas. I need somebody who can partner with me to make the ideas a reality. You can contact me on tundexmna123@gmail.com for more information.

Hello Nairalanders,

I have some great business ideas. I need somebody who can partner with me to make the ideas a reality. You can contact me on tundexmna123@gmail.com for more information.

Nice thread, but I think we should honour this websites. So, nominate your favourite and best Nigeria websites for the upcoming NIGERIA WEBSITES AWARDS which is coming soon. Nominate your favourite Nigeria websites for the following categories.

Actor/Actoress
Airline
Arts/Culture
Artiste
Auction
Autos
Bank
Blog
Career/Jobs
Celebrity
Dating
e-Commerce
Education
Forum
Government Agency
ISP
Newspaper
News Site
Online Community
Oil/Gas
Radio
Search Engine/Directory
Shopping Site
Social Networking
Sports Site
State Government
Telecommunications
Television
Tourism/Travel
Web Development/Web Hosting
University
Best Webhosting Company of the Year

Nominate your favourite website(s) for the above categories. Post your nominations on this thread or https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-75570.0.html

Thanks everybody for your comment. I have been away for some time thats why I have not been able to reply to your comment.

Cactus:

hm  look at your website, look at the design and presentation for the website awards page, look at the text, look at the graphic(s), look at the color. is that visually appealing to you?

and you want to give out awards.

Imagine. clean your house first before helping others clean theirs.

The website is just a temporary website, we just want to use it to create awareness about the awards. The real website will be announce soon.

xanadu:


Interesting.  As part of your criteria you say: Server Security Checks (written authorizations required) advanced security analysis - port scans, trojan sweeps, vulnerability profiles, firewall setups, network sniffers, software & application faults, e-mail vulnerabilities, database & human interface weaknesses.

Really??

Yes. We are going to do server security checks.

You guys, lets join hands and make this awards a reality. I know that there are good web designers in Nigeria and most of them are on Nairaland, so I think it will be good if we can honour them. You guys should nominate websites for the following categories:

Actor/Actoress
Airline
Arts/Culture
Artiste
Auction
Autos
Bank
Blog
Career/Jobs
Celebrity
Dating
e-Commerce
Education
Forum
Government Agency
ISP
Newspaper
News Site
Online Community
Oil/Gas
Radio
Search Engine/Directory
Shopping Site
Social Networking
Sports Site
State Government
Telecommunications
Television
Tourism/Travel
Web Development/Web Hosting
University
Best Webhosting Company of the Year .

THANKS

In each category; there are two (2) awards to win. The title "Best Website of the Year" is awarded to the website with the highest average score after evaluation by the Judges. The title "Most Popular Website" is awarded to the Website with the highest number of votes.

Each websites will be judged on the following criteria.
1 - Functionality

Accessibility
Speed & Bandwidth Sensitivity
HTML Quality
Navigation & Links
Legality

2 - Design

Graphic Design
User Friendliness
Aesthetics & Beauty
Alignment & Layout
Integration

3 - Content

Purpose
Human Interactivity
Information Process
Verbal Expression

4 - Originality

Innovation & Lateral Thinking
Creativity
Technology
Distinctiveness
Vision

5 - Professionalism & Effectiveness

Customer Service & Client Respect
Values
Focus
Advanced Components
Overall Site Effectiveness


Judging Criteria - Level 2 -

Significance of websites role & function, site linkages, prominence in Internet community.

Exemplary Innovation - lateral solutions, paradigm busting innovations, leading edge contributions, industry leadership.


Site Performance Analysis - traffic patterns through the site, scan flow analysis, data analysis systems, effective use of autoresponders (if appropriate).

Search Engine Visibility - effective use of titles, meta tags, & page content, keyword relevancy, accuracy of summary descriptions, clarity of purpose.

Search Engine Rankings - top positions on principle keywords & phrases, page rankings, adherence to search engine protocol, effectiveness of tag coding.

URL clarity - domain distinctiveness, memorability, competitive positioning, address permanence.

Differentiation & Branding Strategy - strength of logo, label & other psychological, perceptual & emotional "anchors" of brand, marketing strategy, viral marketing, ethical utilization of email, chat & community forums.

Business Analysis (where applicable) - customer data collected, Email lists & Newsletters available, clarity of business process & efficiencies, E Commerce facilities, SSL, price lists, shopping carts, invoices, accuracy of billing, timeliness, order fulfillment, back end database integration, customer relations, marketing & advertising effectiveness.

Server Security Checks (written authorizations required) advanced security analysis - port scans, trojan sweeps, vulnerability profiles, firewall setups, network sniffers, software & application faults, e-mail vulnerabilities, database & human interface weaknesses.

Hosting Efficiency - bandwidth type & availability, uptime, internal network, ISP, global mirrors, cluster servers?

Surfer Votes & Customer Endorsements - site popularity & active consumer support.


There will be no sentiments neither is it for business/organisation promotion. And also, the website is just a temporary website just to create awareness about the awards program.

I think it is time to honour Nigeria's best websites and web designers. So we bring to you, the Nigeria Websites Awards. In each category; there are two (2) awards to win. The title "Best Website of the Year" is awarded to the website with the highest average score after evaluation by the Judges. The title "Most Popular Website" is awarded to the Website with the highest number of votes.
The Categories for the Nigeria Websites Awards are :

Actor/Actoress
Airline
Arts/Culture
Artiste
Auction
Autos
Bank
Blog
Career/Jobs
Celebrity
Dating
e-Commerce
Education
Forum
Government Agency
ISP
Newspaper
News Site
Online Community
Oil/Gas
Radio
Search Engine/Directory
Shopping Site
Social Networking
Sports Site
State Government
Telecommunications
Television
Tourism/Travel
Web Development/Web Hosting
University
Best Webhosting Company of the Year


 Nominate your favourite website(s) for the above categories. Post your nominations on this thread.

[b]In an effort to spark enthusiasm for web development and recognize those who have put hundreds of hours into the pioneer work of digitizing and publishing Nigeria information on the World Wide Web (Internet). We bring to you The Nigeria Websites Awards which is coming soon.

The Nigeria Websites Awards is created to supply formal recognition and acknowledge the hardwork and dedication that Nigeria web designers has put into constructing their websites using their own brand of style, creativity, and content.

The Nigeria Websites Awards was also created for those Webmasters and Designers who obviously spend a lot of time building and creating their sites, not just to benefit themselves, but to also make a positive contribution to the World Wide Web Community by "Bringing The World Closer To Us.

The Categories for the Nigeria Websites Awards are :

Actor/Actoress
Airline
Arts/Culture
Artiste
Auction
Autos
Bank
Blog
Career/Jobs
Celebrity
Dating
e-Commerce
Education
Forum
Government Agency
ISP
Newspaper
News Site
Online Community
Oil/Gas
Radio
Search Engine/Directory
Shopping Site
Social Networking
Sports Site
State Government
Telecommunications
Television
Tourism/Travel
Web Development/Web Hosting
University
Best Webhosting Company of the Year


Nominate your favourite website(s) for the above categories. Post your nominations on this thread."[/b]

For more information, questions, enquiries, comments, suggestions, contributions, opinion, and sponsorship, please send a mail to nigerianwebawards@gmail.com

Hello,
Check out www.naijacentral.com

Seun, Contact me for more information, you know my e-mail address.

Hello Everybody,
I am a young forum administrator and a young webmaster, I am the Owner/Administrator of www.naijacentral.com , I am looking for some Nigerian webmasters to partner with on a new project that I am working on though I have e-mailed Seun several times but he does not seems to be interested so I dont bother to disturb him again, If you are interested contact me on tundexman123@gmail.com for more information.
Thanks

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!" 

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

The only people whom I greet "Good morning" are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!

"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question,  What happened?

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll, uhm,  ah,  eh, I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…, cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.

Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He, He, he,  Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you,  But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die! 

Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there's only one today and I wouldn't let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

When I say good morning, it means I'm thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!

Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don't worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.

You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am! 

If you're like my pillow, you're huggable. If you're like my cell phone, you're smart. If you're my chocolate, you're sweet. If you're like me, grabe and cute mo naman!

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

You'll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "Yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

If you're not cute don't continue reading this,  Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo! 

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point,  So don't dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!

The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.

Newsflash: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. Policeman: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!

If only I'm an angel, I'll protect you. I'll lend you my wings. I'll watch over you. But I'm not an angel, hawig lang.

When a veteran actor dies, women weep. When a young actor dies, girls cry, "Sayang!"

I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache.

Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down. Nakakangawit eh!

No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman.

Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!

How to spot a texter? 1. may muscle ang thumb 2. barok magsalita 3. may bangga ang auto 4. laging nakayuko 5. nakasimangot dahil di makasend.

Five reasons why I keep texting you: 1. You made me feel welcomed 2. You made me smile 3. You appreciate my thoughts 4. You spend time reading my messages 5. Di ako kuripot tulad mo!

When you feel left out and all alone, just try to close your eyes for a moment and think of me. Afterwards, you will suddenly smile and say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!

Ang ganda ng umaga because of you. Ang ganda ng dream ko, it was all about you. Ang sakit ng ulo ko, puro you na lang ng you. Sabi ni doc, maybe because I miss you.

When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it 'tsismis'.

I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky na lang ulit. 

Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!

I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

I know you've got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be - the cutest you've got.

I live a very difficult life. I'm always hurt! Whenever people call me cute, good looking, smart and lovable, I'm always hurt! Totoo pala, the truth hurts!

I asked my guardian angel for a friend whom I can love forever. She gave me you. And so I called on her again and asked: "Wala na bang iba?"

Yesterday is history,  Tomorrow is a mystery,  Today is a gift,  That's why its called the present!

I'm not sure what life could bring you. I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.

Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na ka-text.

People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!,  I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Playboy, speaking to a girl: "I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favorite girlfriend."

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear. Cause love is blind!

Those innocent eyes,  Those kissable lips,  A great smile,  The perfect walk,  Smoothest talk,  Absolutely gorgeous,  That's enough bout me. How about you? 

When I was lost, you were there. When I was down, you were there. When I was bankrupt, you were there. When I almost died, you were there,  Teka, baka ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

Dear fellow texters, Due to Globeline problems, we are experiencing delayed messages. This is why as early as now I would like to greet you a Merry Christmas.

Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

There are now three ways of describing a glass with water half of its volume. It is either half-full, half-empty or half-safe to drink.

He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.

I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world's number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.

Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.

Someone claimed that Maria Clara could not be the model of Filipino women. "History never mentioned that she brushed her teeth," was the explanation.

The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.

I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where! Hinuli ako ng pulis!

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. Naks! Nakangiti na yan!
For more text messages go to www.naijacentral.com

Hello,
I have a friend of mine who is into bead making you can contact me on tundexman123@yahoo.com for more info.

Well,thats a horrible thing, Your brother is too bad, How can he do such a thing, There are many girls out there why is it that it is only your friend that he is interested in?

Hello All Nairalanders,
How do I post a message that when I underline the word,if users click on it, it will redirect them to a website? Like Click Here , The Click Here will be underlined, so if they click on it it will redirect them to a website, Sorry for explaining it like that but I dont know how to put it,
Thanks

Which forum software did Seun used to deisgn nairaland?

Hello All Nairalanders, I will like to create an online forum like Nairaland for Nigerians, I hope Seun will not be offended for this, But I will like every memeber of Nairaland to register on the forum, I will post the website later because it is still under construction, The website is for every member of Nairaland,every Nigerian and friends of family of Nigerians.
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I am a new member of nairaland, I have registerted for some moneths now but it took me up to a month to know how to post a message, Well,Glory be to God, all have been done, I am looking to meet new friends, You can contact me on tundexman123@yahoo.com

Hello Everybody,
I am a young boy, I have a great business, I need serious minded people who can help me work out my ideas, I also need investors who can invest in my idea.You can contact me on tundexman@yahoo.com