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Education / Re: JAMB officially announces top scorers for 2024 UTME by Usakachris(m): 8:31pm On Jul 18
LegendHero:
This year Jamb have three top scorers that share same mark.

Olowu David and Alayande David with 367.

Coincidentally two of them bear David.
and their states of origin start with O and ends with O

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Romance / Re: I Think My Fiance Does Not Have A Hole For Penetration Of Penis In Her Vagina. by Usakachris(m): 10:03pm On Apr 10, 2023
Funny as it may sound
Mrscarter:


Lol really?
Pee doesnt come from the hole. It's only for sex and birth. Pee comes from a much tinier hole just before that hole lol. Google it youll see.
I once dated a soldier and I experienced same problem.
We were so cool and was fond of me but unfortunately she had no hole. I realized it after several trial of trying to penetrate her.
She really felt ashamed at a time cos it was her secret. she only had the peeing hole but na so I take dey rub am till I cum

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Politics / Re: FIRS Breaks Its 2021 Record, Collects N10.1 Trillion In 2022 by Usakachris(m): 8:21pm On Jan 23, 2023
This is so impressive to know
Crime / Re: Policemen Who Extorted A Student In Kogi Have Been Identified & Detained by Usakachris(m): 10:03pm On Oct 17, 2021
This same Mathias I met on that road.
After his colleagues has stopped and checked me,they ask me to go but to my surprise he started shouting stop stop. I stopped and an elderly office next to him asked asked to see my papers after checking I had no tinted glass perm.the next thing he started saying I will digger you now I will digger you now.after along argument we headed to their office and met senior responsible officers who intervined.
That guy is an animal.
I have an Audio if I find it now I will definitely share it.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode On Sunday Igboho: No One Can Stand Against The New Leader by Usakachris(m): 4:30pm On Jan 23, 2021
See as Oga Sunday wear war cloth under Neath his cloth. Don't ask me cos I can spot onde and booki, agero from his back.






We the elite fulanis are watching
Politics / Re: What? A Buhari Is Dead Rally In London! by Usakachris(m): 12:58pm On Oct 26, 2020
MagicBishop:
He died on February 19th, 2017 and was buried secretly in Saudi Arabia.

The AU observed a minute silence for him on the 23rd of the same month.

A former British spy and ex MP exposed this on the 21st.

In the coming weeks video evidence and phone conversations surrounding his death will be released.

There is an impostor in Aso Rock and since Kyari and Funtua's death and Mamman Daura's absence , idiots like Buruntai are running the show.

This is why that pussified vagabond ran out when the north accused him of sponsoring the EndSars movement towards blackmailing Buruntai. He only came back after his Jewish masters in England called Buruntai to order.

Isn't it surprising that El Midgeto is unusually silent and Tompolo came out of hiding?

As for the midget, Buruntai has an ox to grind with him over the midget throwing the army under the bus to save his neck after an international UN inquiry investigated the Zaria killings.

I am very sure, El Zackzacky has been killed and that Osunbade caged.


We are witnessing a coup in the making already.

The western govts don't want to announce Buhari's death because they know it will lead to Muslim goats in the north going full Boko.

Reason why all ministers should meet his chief of staff for everything.
My country Nigeria, where did we go wrong.

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Romance / Re: I Love Sagged Breastts by Usakachris(m): 10:22am On Oct 25, 2020
After one boobs are the best.

Don't know about after 2 sha
Crime / Re: Looting At Akobo COVID-19 Palliative Warehouse, Oyo (Video) by Usakachris(m): 12:40pm On Oct 23, 2020
I still don't get it.
When exactly are they planning to share it or are they waiting for Christmas cos this thing is so annoying.Am sure of of these palliative will end up wasting and expiring if not disbursed soon.




This country has really failed us.
With the rate of hunger in the country they still get mind dey politicize palliative.

It shall never be well with anyone who doesn't mean well for the youth and the poor masses of this country.
We leave you all with the mighty Anger of OGUN and AMADI OHA.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie's Phone Number Exposed. by Usakachris(m): 9:23pm On Oct 19, 2020
I never wan reason hussani coomaise matter for here.
I hear say guys dey try meet am one on one.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie's Phone Number Exposed. by Usakachris(m): 9:19pm On Oct 19, 2020
Make I sharpely as Femi Adesina few things cos the wey that guy dey talk deey weak me.
The guy go shock as I go take shout him name three times before I talk my mind.




Femi!!!
Omo Ale owoarere Abi kofe dafun o ni e

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Nairaland / General / The Unjust Killing Of Captain T. GANA by Usakachris(m): 10:23am On Sep 09, 2020
Am not here to justify the bad things you've Done but A bad child they say also have his good days and no matter how useless,smelly and dirty water is, it will still quench fire.


Those who Orchestrated The Plan To Assassinate You captain GANA, They will no Longer Have Peace becouse they just made it easier for some likely invasions. I Heard From Fellow comrade That The Traitors are your Fellow brothers and Country men - God Will Smoke Them Out Soon.

I Am Proud That you still had even until death comrades who Choose To Support Your Idealistic Vision of Free TIV land, We Hail From Poverty and marginalization only To Learn today that Your Life Was Cut Short Captain By Imperialist As You Aspired to fight and protect the tiv lands from community clashes and invasions of fulani herdsmen. Just for Being Ambitious To Unite The Tiv people.A True Creed Of Hymns In Our Hearts will remember your Revolutionary Agenda, Captain Gana,As You Rule The Imperishable Realms to this day, may your soul find peace

,Long Live One United State of Benue!!
God Bless Benue.viva Captaincy of GANA

Romance / Re: I Think My Fiance Does Not Have A Hole For Penetration Of Penis In Her Vagina. by Usakachris(m): 5:59am On Jun 12, 2020
Orubebe01:

there is still hope for her if her people has cash.
at 40 plus?
Romance / Re: I Think My Fiance Does Not Have A Hole For Penetration Of Penis In Her Vagina. by Usakachris(m): 2:48pm On Jun 10, 2020
Vyzz:








There is no need to pity her though...


Except that nobody will want to marry her
That's just it .she doesn't even allow men come close to her at first we tout na holy holy things
Romance / Re: I Think My Fiance Does Not Have A Hole For Penetration Of Penis In Her Vagina. by Usakachris(m): 5:44pm On Jun 09, 2020
Vyzz:
When she said that she isn't sure a woman should have a hole that will accommodate a penis...





That is when I knew it.



She doesn't have a hole....


I know a lady,

A very young lady, who doesn't have a hole.


She has breast and everything but no hole.


When she was put to birth, the doctor asked her mom to pay a certain amount for a surgery so the can put a hole there, but unfortunately the family isn't that rich.


This young lady is still without a vagina and I have been wondering how she pees....


Now I know.


She also probably has a small tiny hole for peeing.



Op, don't try breaking anything if u don't want problem.


Better still, pay and give her a whole, then try it first


I bliv you bro,I also know a big sis in my neighborhood that has got no hole.the family has been keeping it away for a long time even her pear groups don't know until late 2000.
So painful I wished I could help her.she is almost 40yrs if am not mistakn but looks very healthy and always glowing.
Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Poses With His Daughter (Photo) by Usakachris(m): 5:07pm On Jun 08, 2020
Beautiful child

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